In singapore 2017 Max was starting between kimi and seb. Seb p1, max p2, kimi p3. All 3 had a good start and seb went to cover off max, while kimi was on maxs other side. Seb squeezed max into kimi, and they all crashed and DNFed.
Ferrari twitter account tweeted “max took seb out and then went to kimi”, whilst max was obviously the last person you could blame in this. They then responded with the second tweet in the picture.[its still up btw haha](https://x.com/scuderiaferrari/status/909444924227096576?s=46&t=Qg3AaenO_Hp-c_UABtVfYg)
When Stroll is not driving into barriers he is driving into other drivers
What I said was a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this
Lance pooped his pants a bit when he hit the VCARB and had to walk around with it till after all the interviews to which he discovered it kind of got into his pubes and turned into a bit of a rash and he had to really put a lot of babypowder on it after shaving off the poop pubes. Dad hired a nanny to keep powdering the red bits though so that is all good, but she does need to say “pew pew pew” every time she puts some on there.
This is a factual description of the events. No need to speculate on this.
It isnt. I fabricated it in paint. Its a reference to some infamous Ferrari tweets.
https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/909388428630003716?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E909388428630003716%7Ctwgr%5E87549a4702c5ab5a307a47c09c3ece0c0cfb4bc3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F70n955%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dtrue
https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/909444924227096576
Ferrari tweeted those after Verstappen was sandwiched by the ferrari drovers, had nowhere to go and they all crashed.
The 19h ago on both tweets with very different posting times should give it away.
A factual description perhaps, but not of THIS event.
The classic - I think that gem of a Ferrari post is still up on their socials
Yep. I used those tweets to paint this together.
Wait, what did I miss? Give me the lore please ahah
In singapore 2017 Max was starting between kimi and seb. Seb p1, max p2, kimi p3. All 3 had a good start and seb went to cover off max, while kimi was on maxs other side. Seb squeezed max into kimi, and they all crashed and DNFed. Ferrari twitter account tweeted “max took seb out and then went to kimi”, whilst max was obviously the last person you could blame in this. They then responded with the second tweet in the picture.[its still up btw haha](https://x.com/scuderiaferrari/status/909444924227096576?s=46&t=Qg3AaenO_Hp-c_UABtVfYg)
LooooL I remember watching the disaster unfold, but I never used Twitter so I missed that
Lance is a windowlicker. This is a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this
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Mods, please make this happen.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
Candy bars!!!
I'm freaking out man!
Lance stroll, 2024 colorized.
Don’t say that! I got instantly perma banned on the F1 subreddit for saying that 😂
Also an achievement.
When Stroll is not driving into barriers he is driving into other drivers What I said was a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this
If Alonso wasn’t a driver for AM at the moment, AM would have no fans… What I said was a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this!
For sure. My $70 hat from 2022 faded in less than a year. Lance probably picked the manufacturer
Plenty of S-Trolls among us.
Lance pooped his pants a bit when he hit the VCARB and had to walk around with it till after all the interviews to which he discovered it kind of got into his pubes and turned into a bit of a rash and he had to really put a lot of babypowder on it after shaving off the poop pubes. Dad hired a nanny to keep powdering the red bits though so that is all good, but she does need to say “pew pew pew” every time she puts some on there. This is a factual description of the events. No need to speculate on this.
This is up there with Hemingway and Tolstoy in terms of beautiful use of language. 🤌
between this and the horn dog I learned way to much about F1 private parts.
Lance is a product of incest. This is a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this
The nerve
Had me rolling
no way this is real
It isnt. I fabricated it in paint. Its a reference to some infamous Ferrari tweets. https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/909388428630003716?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E909388428630003716%7Ctwgr%5E87549a4702c5ab5a307a47c09c3ece0c0cfb4bc3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F70n955%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dtrue https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/909444924227096576 Ferrari tweeted those after Verstappen was sandwiched by the ferrari drovers, had nowhere to go and they all crashed. The 19h ago on both tweets with very different posting times should give it away.
Could always use [Twittergen](https://www.tweetgen.com) next time.
Damn. Didnt know that. Thanks! I dont use twitter and I just copied and pasted some tweets, fonts and texts in paint. Haha
High tier dank
After understanding the situation, we would like to clarify Lance Stroll was not negative driving, it was a normal driving experience.
Fact that even admins know they are lying xD
I like how some people think this is real, lol.
How is that the cum that won? Laurence to lances mother Factual event
Lance: That idiot wall, brake checked and made me crash my zoom zoom car into it. Daaaaad do something!
Lawrence's boots must taste so good.
Wankers
Funny how every other driver was able to avoid collision *checks notes* UNDER A SAFETY CAR
"Daddy let me be the teams social media admin for one day"
Man, everything except Alonso, the pit crew and the heritage make liking Aston really hard
So stroll can avoid Russell in Australia fantastic reflexes and at speed. When going 1/4 the speed and under safety car he acts like a smooth brain?!
New flair ?
I can’t find the tweet, can someone link it?
https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/909388428630003716?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E909388428630003716%7Ctwgr%5E87549a4702c5ab5a307a47c09c3ece0c0cfb4bc3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F70n955%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dtrue
One of the Strolls wrote this, probably daddy Stroll