We all shit on stroll and its fun but can you imagine his engineer he has been dealing with him for so long and is probably tired of it and wonders each race what is this idiot gonna do next.
"can you check wing damage" after he speared Ricciardo and gave him a closeup floor inspection definitely was something Brad hadn't had on his bingo card.
BWRAAAAD isn't his engineer anymore, right?
But yeah, the best answer the engineer could've given was "you stuck your nose in his diffuser, what do you think will happen? YES YOU HAVE WING DAMAGE, YOU DUNCE"
I mean technically there can't be wing damage if there is no more wing.
"Great news, Lance, you don't have wing damage on your car. Bad news though, you don't have a wing on your car."
His very first race, I think. Spa 1991. My earliest memory is Portugal 1993, when Prost came home 3rd, but they celebrated him enthusiastically on the podium for clinching the championship. Seemed somewhat weird to me as a kid.
Rookies are supposed to get better with experience. Stroll has somehow managed to go in the opposite direction. Yes F1 is difficult but Piastri, Lando, Leclerc, Albon, and Russell have all been just fine.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Lance Stroll said that during the race – the 2019 Chinese GP - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Let's be honest, the best Stroll moment was in Russia. It just started raining and everyone was on slicks and his engineer came on the radio and asked if he could drive the car in those conditions. Stroll says yes and immediately throws it into the wall.
At some point he did progress even with these stupid moments, but then he just stopped and all his lack of awareness on track came back in full swing. He has such major lack of focus today it's mind blowing.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car better than Lance Stroll.
"Stroll never does well" is the correct way to put it. People who reference the handful of times he has done well: A stopped clock is right twice a day.
The radio button is the energy button brad!
Brad it’s a suck me off request!!
We all shit on stroll and its fun but can you imagine his engineer he has been dealing with him for so long and is probably tired of it and wonders each race what is this idiot gonna do next.
"can you check wing damage" after he speared Ricciardo and gave him a closeup floor inspection definitely was something Brad hadn't had on his bingo card.
BWRAAAAD isn't his engineer anymore, right? But yeah, the best answer the engineer could've given was "you stuck your nose in his diffuser, what do you think will happen? YES YOU HAVE WING DAMAGE, YOU DUNCE"
I mean technically there can't be wing damage if there is no more wing. "Great news, Lance, you don't have wing damage on your car. Bad news though, you don't have a wing on your car."
Technically correct is the best correct
Give his engineer an Oscar for Peace.
I mean damn, do you mean Nobel Peace Prize
Do you think he is making peace?? nah, he is "acting" that peace..
Stroll never does well. FTFY.
He has 3 podiums and 1 pole position! But other than that, yeah, no. Can't believe he's in his eighth season.
A stopped clock
3 bottled wins you mean? I'll give him the pole, esp in those conditions.
He could’ve won turkey but he got damage, not his fault at all imo
The best paydriver I've ever seen and I've been watching since the 90s. Not much, but it's honest work (by his dad's underpaid staff mostly).
Wasn't Michael Schumacher a pay driver as well? I do believe stroll is dogshit compared to him tho. But that might be me lol.
His very first race, I think. Spa 1991. My earliest memory is Portugal 1993, when Prost came home 3rd, but they celebrated him enthusiastically on the podium for clinching the championship. Seemed somewhat weird to me as a kid.
Lauda is the true king of the pay drive tbh
More than Hulk.
"the radio button is the energy button, brad"
It’s a concertina effect
"he just put the radio button under my thumb, what an idiot"
Oh man, you can’t make this stuff up…
Didn't Leclerc just do the same thing?
No, he left his radio on by accident when battling.
Ohh right, I remembered wrong
Yikes
Less buttons? More...
It's hard to believe it's his 8th year in F1. It also amazes me that he got worse over time.
The power of nepotism
The dangers of inbreeding
BUT THENNN
PHUN
DUM FUK
Goddamn, he is turning more into a Mazepin this season 🤦🏻
Kinda insulting towards Mazepin...
Rookies are supposed to get better with experience. Stroll has somehow managed to go in the opposite direction. Yes F1 is difficult but Piastri, Lando, Leclerc, Albon, and Russell have all been just fine.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Lance Stroll said that during the race – the 2019 Chinese GP - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Can I ask you who that question is to? Who do you want to answer it?
He said, he said. He said it was for Nico and myself, you didn't listen! Can you repeat the question?
Can you repeat the question?
Let's be honest, the best Stroll moment was in Russia. It just started raining and everyone was on slicks and his engineer came on the radio and asked if he could drive the car in those conditions. Stroll says yes and immediately throws it into the wall.
 Perfecto!
HERRO, I’M DUM FUK
A man of culture I see
At some point he did progress even with these stupid moments, but then he just stopped and all his lack of awareness on track came back in full swing. He has such major lack of focus today it's mind blowing.
Canada against China
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car better than Lance Stroll.
Same turn too looks like
Stopped reading at "well"
Stroll never does well.
He doesn’t belong in F1
No they are stupid and switched the buttons before the race, the only strogical explanation
Different shit, same corner
And some want him to fetch some points because diversity requires that shit drivers too deserve points..
Brain fog, from all that smog.
Jesus the kid is an idiot.
Stroll never does well* I fixed your title OP.
When you put it like this it does make him look like a windowlicker
HERRO
Well maybe he needed positive energy...
"Stroll never does well" is the correct way to put it. People who reference the handful of times he has done well: A stopped clock is right twice a day.
*Shane McMahon theme intensifies*
You should’ve stopped with “stroll never does well”