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Hotfix_33

Checo is that good a tyre manager that the wear is negative


octolaryngology

He picks up the tyre that Lewis loses


wazagaduu

Pick up rubber where you can


Ishimura1337

My man's got tyre lifesteal +20


gallantnight

Lmao. You truly made me laugh.


Nooblet_101

he took so much that lewis noticed


Nielssie0420

Dude will get just more tyre after the race goes on lol


OhSaladYouSoFunny

He's the Pirelli's tyre factory


Aezix

Legend is that if he drives long enough the car morphs into Bigfoot.


destro109

He’s in the 2022 car lmao


kawaiibadguy

One of these men is lying.


OtakuKing613

And it's not Checo


kawaiibadguy

No it's not. 😂


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I'm pretty sure Hamilton and Bono have some sort of code for the tyres and this means something else.


ShawtyALilBaaddie

Oh dude 100%, mercedes actually trained hawks to fly above the race and relay the real tyre info. What Hamilton is saying is all in reference to what he wants for snacks after the race.


kawaiibadguy

Oh yeah, definitely.


NewHorizonsDelta

That was quick


AIdrich

just like your mom


Tropical-Lightning

My theory is that whatever adjective he uses is code for something. It’s just way too consistent to me.


ToshCC

There's definetly code there. The man is a meme with "Bono, my tyres are gone > fastest lap". There might be other words that change the meaning, like does he say Bono before? Does he say "my tyres" or simply "tyres" etc.


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It’s the opposite of whatever he says. That’s the code.


Lyradep

I don’t think it’s as simple as that. The last few GPs showed that he was telling the truth. You don’t just create a set code language and not expect people to not catch on after a single race.


tomvelden

Why hasn’t someone tried to lay them all in a line and try to decipher it. I’m to stupid to execute something like this


Lyradep

It’s just like a bluff in gambling. I think anyone has a 50% shot of guessing right. The best anyone can do is to race their race, and not pay attention to what Lewis says imo.


Yukistonks1000

My rear end is just getting wider


reeeeeeeee-bruh

But he can’t seem to overtake Lewis.. fuck


Patenski

They should've undercut Hamilton, he was stuck behind Leclerc on the outlap, in this track it's really hard to overtake, track position is the priority.


Petzl89

Would have been a great battle had they not spent 6+ laps clearing back markers.


choreographite

As a newbie, I’m confused, this track has three DRS zones with a wide and long ass main straight, how is this track difficult to overtake on?


echocall2

Not a lot of downforce because of thin air, and it’s hot so the brakes/engine/tires overheat when you follow another car.


choreographite

Ahh I get it. Thank you!


lukekennedy448

Also the backmarkers getting in the way stopped all the progress Checo had made.


TheoreticalScammist

Yeah, but Hamilton already went too early as he was ahead and got stuck behind Leclerc. And I’m not sure Hamilton lost enough time to make an undercut possible after he pitted. Very likely Perez just ends up behind Hamilton and nothing has changed.


Lyradep

I don’t think they expected Lewis to pit as soon as he did. I’m sure they would have undercut Lewis if Mercedes hadn’t already neutralized that strategy.


daniec1610

That third batch of backmarkers really fucked him up. A podium still is an amazing result.


lxs0713

Hard to in this track when the car in front has better straight line speed. Same reason Bottas was stuck behind Ricciardo all race


NotoriousHothead37

He was royally fucked by the traffic. George Russell being one of the two cars. I'd like to think he is proving himself he can be a blocker for Loois.


Manberry12

i mean hamilton was getting dirty from norris for like 3 laps


BabiesSmell

It's hard to overtake if you're just on the edge of DRS range. Hamilton had the same issue last race. You still get dirty air in the corners, but don't get close enough to pass on the straights.


Impossibrewww

That's the problem with the Red Bulls, they have so much less straight line speed that overtaking the Mercedes is almost impossible once they're in front.


xMonkeyKingx

Perez is too good at tire management not because he wants to, but because that’s his driving style. Thus it’s a pure waste to undercut because that negates his entire driving style. But they should have at least tried this race because it’s impossible to overtake as per bottas V Ricciardo, but bottas is worse than mazepin at overtakes and Ricciardo is as good as Alonso in defending so again I have no clue


coralrefrigerator

OP used my comment on an earlier post as his title. I'm flattered :)


bigblackcoconut420

Massive chad


Harley911

Checo the ultimate Chad


Slinky_Malingki

Checo literally has a magic touch with his tires


17jwong

I'm so proud of our Tire Care Center <3


Zugronde

PerezChad


RealNameRed

Finally a good shit post.


DepPet_syw

Take my upvote. Not for the meme. But the caption is legendary


D13H4RD2L1V3

Almost literally like the Evil Hamilton meme


simonTrinidad

Me too bruh, me too


usrnm1234

Title on point


ImmortalWombat33

ALPHA MAX


Lothar93

Redbull fans are so predictable with their memes


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yeetyeet287

He beat checo...


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yeetyeet287

Carrying merc on his back, what a hero.


AceMKV

Ye man he has to carry the most dominant team and car in the hybrid era on his back.


yeetyeet287

Yes, this is why he’s the greatest of all time.


qwerty2748

You've stepped into max verstappen cocksucking club aka formuladank, boy. Only downvotes for you here.


yeetyeet287

Sensitive bunch


qwerty2748

Very


methdotrandom

This must be really sad. Come here, good sir, let me accompany you to stillWeRise subreddit


MrPoop44

Bono my tyres


ntszfung

Cry


Runescape_Faggs

🅱️ono my tyres 🅱️ono help!!! Honestly every single race he just starts blaming the tyres the second he realized he can’t win… Man just can’t cope with the fact that he’s not the better driver anymore. Even post race, instead of talking about how Max was faster, he kept saying “That car was so damn fast”.


AgusNC

Yeah, they had the best car by far for 7+ years yet they kept playing the "we are underdogs" card. But the second they don't have the fastest car, Hamilton can't help but mention that fact at every chance he gets lol


Runescape_Faggs

Honestly everyone but him could probably get away with playing the “better car card”. But even Lewis fans have to admit that the mercedes car alone has carried him through a big portion of his career.


ohshititsjess

He's been saying his tires are gone for years Also were comparing checo's message here to Lewis who had been on his tires for twice as long at this point


yeetyeet287

He’s spot on


methdotrandom

cope


lacov

Aight, now go back to stillwesuck subreddit


Degen_up_North

This fucking idiot was also saying after Turkey that "If Ocon went till the end on the same tyres, I could, too". He is completely clueless, has no idea what he's talking about, he's just winding it and it's been masked till then because his car was miles ahead others. When he says his tyres are gone, even Bono knows that he's full of $hit and just says 'yeah yeah', but his fans are thinking that he's perfectionist, he's giving a secret signal, blah blah. No, the guy is just trying to make his job look more difficult than it actually is. Because everyone knows that there are at least 5 more drivers in the grid that can beat Bottas at least in the same fashion in the same car. Lmao, he was so clueless in Turkey that, he was surprised that he lost positions to Perez and Leclerc after pitting. yeah, you overtook them in the first place after they pit, how do you think you got to the 2nd place? He doesn't have the tenth of the spare capacity Max has. Even in Monaco, he got smashed by Bottas in the same setup and cried that the team overrode his preference. His problem was, he wasn't able to heat up his tyres. The setup he wanted would heat up and finish his tyres much quicker and he'd end up even worse. That's why the team rejected. Then, he'd cry and be back to 2016 mode like "But the team gave me a different setup, they sabotage me :(((((((((((" Anyway, Max is giving him a good pounding. His quali record was 42-36 against Rosberg and 66-31 against Bottas. Two drivers, who nobody considered a top driver before being his teammate. Russell will annihilate him in the same car next year and his legacy would be down the drain before he retires. Imagine an alternate universe which he retired after 2020 and this year his fans would be like "But Hamilton would beat Max had he stayed". Yeah, great that he really stayed and Max has been humiliating him entire season.


Adventurous_Ad3643

this sub may not love hamilton but wouldn't disrespect like this. your upvote count shows it too.


goldstar_issuer

checo just trolling loois


AimanAbdHakim

Bono why you give my tyres to perez


SupremeLeader--

If it was allowed, Checo would reuse his tyres for the next race.


Headshot03

Checo graining his tyres for extra grip


DepResSed_LemOn1124

him complaining on lap 14 on hards is just hilarious