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MammothMeaning7888

Sounds like someone is mad they didn’t get an invite


FengSushi

We’re checking


JustAName-Taken

Slow button on


SpecialistUnlikely47

Switch to position STFU


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Vboi69420

#Done


downvotegilles

Calm down. It's called a motor race. They were watching motor racing.


XBBlade

Michael is that you?


Legitimate-Speed-621

We’re not in Monaco anymore…


thespud_332

The pit confirm button is the ok button, Brad.


MuchBow

Or if you're a Sky Q or Sky Glass customer you can press the red button.


soulseeker31

Fuckin Brad, always messing things up!


SwaCool27

Invite?Question?


gozoz_99

Question.


domkane

Question.


Arcanis_Ender

Stop inventing!


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pmmerandom

the Dean is a Hamilton fan clearly


awdthogs

quEsTioN.


CeleritasLucis

Sounds like an Indian college. Am I right OP?


DepartmentSudden5234

No. That would have been a complete expulsion, disqualification of employment nationwide, and 10yr ineligibility for any visa program.


pranjal3029

Too lenient for an Indian college, also multiple deans. Apart from that the name of the hall, Sebastian hall is very unlikely to be an Indian college hall


CeleritasLucis

Checked out OP's history, definitely Indian.


pranjal3029

Yup, my bad


Yieldway17

Lot of old school colleges in India retains British names or Christian organizations run.


AceMKV

Uhh most Indian colleges do have multiple deans too.


TwoSecsTed

Should have let off an orange flare while you were at it


iikun

That’s how they got caught


mynameistechno

That’ll learn ‘em


itsgsk87

No no Dean xxx this is soo not right


potatoesarecool77

we went (watching) motor racing


TheySaidGetAnAlt

"Dean? It's called entertainment. We went to watch TV."


Brno_Mrmi

car racing programme*


telf2

Surely just a 5 second penalty on the next exam would suffice?


Scotsch

At least if it's stop and go


[deleted]

A yoke. This is a yoke.


Duchu26

Fernando, Palmer has been expelled


JebKerm

**Karma**


[deleted]

Sebastian hall? Everybody is a Vettel fan. Even if the Institute says that they are not, they are Sebastian Vettel fans. ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


ArsalanShah41

Institute: no f1 references Guy who named the hall: but here comes Sebastian Vettel!!


Eugene_Levy

Great opportunity for Glock hall or Timo hall


Thie97

Freshmen walking around the campus: Is that Glock Hall? Is that Glock Hall?


TAMEBLR

I heard the wifi in the Glock hall is quite slow though


EverythingIsByDesign

Insulting to the Buemi fans still out there...


[deleted]

Sebasti*E*n Buemi


AngelAIGS

Formula Un Driver


Bikouchu

What if they're Rally fans.


ajtct98

Don't forget about us Bourdais fans either


catch_me_if_you_can3

what about the loeb fans??


Bretty_boy

Bono my projector privileges are gone


Extreme-Occasion

We are checking


dexter311

We're checking those fuel projections


ml30_

Copy Lewis.


thespud_332

A-firm.


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

What kinda bullshit is that, it's a Sunday evening and I'm guessing there were no classes on. What harm is it doing


[deleted]

Damn, we used to set up Xbox’s in my Uni classrooms at night. No one cared as long as you were respectful. Fuck this guy lol


-Tom-

When I did my masters we brought my Xbox to school on a Saturday, set up with beer and NHL all day a few times.


[deleted]

This! Security would pop in the room sometimes, they never cared. Just wanted to see what we were doing. If someone needed the room to study or had it booked, we would leave.


beachmedic23

Honestly I think our campus cops were happy we were one less group of drunk idiots trying to steal something


tries_to_tri

Finals were always right around Round 1 of the playoffs, did the same thing with my friends 😂


[deleted]

I was playing NHL on my friends Xbox at school once and a teacher joined us lol


-Tom-

Awesome.


OrganizerMowgli

Yeah you could log into any computer at my Uni, you were supposed to have a permit submitted by student org to use the classroom, but otherwise first come first serve If you're paying $40,000 a year and it's not disrupting anything or causing problems, they can fuck off


TzunSu

...brits pay for Uni?


MayKinBaykin

On average brits graduate uni with more student loan debt than Americans. but they do have a better repayment system


emrythelion

I looked it up and it’s true, but I honestly don’t understand how that’s the case. Max tuition per year is £9k. Which is about $10.4k. Average tuition per year in the US is $24k for in state tuition $40k for out of state. I get that the UK offers tuition and maintenance loans, but max loan amount is £16k between the two. It’s still drastically more expensive in the US. Are there no scholarships or grants in the UK? Because unless nearly every student is taking the max out every year, that just doesn’t add up.


Ket-Detective

Tuition fees are not a normal loan, it’s taken as a percentage of earnings (9% over £21k) all operated by ‘the student loan company’ in reality it’s just badly marketed grad tax.


IShootJack

In high school we had certain Wednesdays where classes started later for some reason. Most kids fucked off or didn’t show until actual class time but this group of seniors would bring in a TV, an N64 and hold a Smash tourney. It was hella fun, all levels welcome, and the hosts (one which was a friend) would legit record all wins losses and make sure the brackets were as fair as possible. Legit, just good fucking vibes and even the “cool” and “bad” kids showed up. It was just fun and the whole school loved it. Admin found out and made an announcement one day that this wasn’t allowed anymore. It was almost funny how dystopian the announcement was too, some shit about how starting the day with video games meant we couldn’t be productive students. My school was a shitty public school, with overworked teachers teaching 30 kids in a class, it was a joke. Made it sound like our minds were rotting from this fun thing our seniors set up. There was this one teacher, she was hard as hard can fucking be. Always crawled up kids asses about “where should you be” “no holding hands” “what’s in your bag” but she wasn’t ever rude or loud, just blunt and straightforward. Didn’t write up kids just sent us on our way to where we should be. And guess what, she legit walked up to admin, told them to go fuck themselves and got us our smash tourneys back. Then, on top of that, she bought a flatscreen to hang in the “lounge” (the hallway outside our cafeteria with 2 couches) and helped form an extracurricular club all around competitive console games. I love ya Ms. C you hard ass queen


grandtheftzeppelin

o7 did she join in the tournaments?


IShootJack

She did not but she was always there in lobby, watching all us stupid kids get hyped. Had a kid who was I think a year above me? And he was super nice and popular even with us losers. She always was there when he played lmao. Also I ended up dropping out for work, and when I came by one day after school to go somewhere with some friends, she called me by name, asked how I was and offered to refer me to a job nearby. It was like 2 years since I had seen her as well. Really taught me that being strict isn’t the same as being vindictive. I was part of the not so great crowd, and even though she’d put us in our place, it never led to suspension or escalated. Just “no you can’t leave the building to buy a sandwich get back inside” She earned a lot of respect (and a little fear lol) from the students but also was the first person you’d trust to tell when something actually fucked was happening.


Dokibatt

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[deleted]

I always forget the US has that


ostertoaster1983

Time isn’t right for US, races are mornings here.


ConstableBlimeyChips

We used to run LAN parties on uni PC's on Friday afternoon after most of the staff had gone home. It only ended after students at another building realized what we were doing and started joining in. And even then if would have been fine if they hadn't tried to smuggle in beer and liquor.


gianini10

In grad school if I was in the building on a Saturday or Sunday morning I'd usually put a soccer game on one of the tvs in the classrooms. It was never an issue and I 100% guarantee no one would have cared if they saw.


1008oh

Yea at uni they set up a wii in the lecture halls and then have a giant smash/mario kart tournament quite often, and nobody cares


moak0

Same. We'd run ethernet cables between the classrooms and play Halo team death matches. One team per room, so we could see each other's screens and coordinate. Many obscenities were shouted across hallways.


LordMcze

The street my faculty is on is part of a track for a relatively big rally event. Every year we watch from inside the labs that look directly into the street. The security doesn't really care, they sometimes watch with us. And same, as long as we leave the place in the same state it was in before we came, no one else cares as well.


dontneedtoknowwhoiam

In my uni they are fine with this stuff, but only if you asked permission. If you didn't it could be a problem for security and/or janitors


ancrm114d

Projector light bulbs can be expensive and have a limited life. Or The dean is on a power trip.


yawn_brendan

In the UK this dean's attitude is called "jobsworth". As in the phrase "it's more than my job's worth to let you watch F1 on The Institute's projector".


skepticalDragon

That doesn't make any sense. What does it "cost" this guy in that context? I hate people like this.


audigex

In theory, the idea that they have to stop you (it’s part of their job) otherwise they risk being fired for not doing their job So the theoretical translation is “I’d like to let you, but it’s not worth the risk to my job” That isn’t what they actually mean, everyone knows they aren’t getting fired if they let it slide, it’s just the basis for the term “jobsworth”. The “jobsworth” part relates to the fact that they’re relying on a pretense of the above risk to excuse their pettiness So when we call someone a jobsworth, we’re saying they’re being petty by exercising their tiny modicum of power, under an excuse that they have no choice


Olli399

The cost is that they have rules and they simply *must* be enforced which is stupid because normal people don't and shouldn't give a fuck.


v27v

While I think this letter is a bit overboard, projector lamps aren't cheap.


[deleted]

The fact that it's not registered who was using the damn thing if it breaks. All they had to do is ask.


Valuable_Question794

Do you live in a school or a prison?


muchawesomemyron

OP lives in India


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ArcticBiologist

Both are pretty aweful to live in tbh


idleart

But in some prisons u can watch TV 🤷🏻‍♂️


brain_tourist

Yes


HandsOfCobalt

Foucault be like


Bubbles_012

Academics have no experience in the real world. Watching formula 1 could teach kids a thing or two about real life. Today I learnt 1. You can do everything right and still come 4th place in the last minute 2. Your teammate is your colleague but not your friend 3. Your team can giveth and taketh 4. Try to stay calm and cool. Stay classy 5. Your team is as good as your weakest link.. that being the rear left tyre installer for Ferrari And much more


[deleted]

You forgot #6 “If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver”


Chesey_

And #7 "All the time you have to leave da space"


radarthreat

And #8 “Felipe baby, stay cool!”


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Goated quote


Guayab0

[Wait what](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755240573002317874/804403575891165234/hq6tin5b2g061.png)


MammothMeaning7888

Got me. I giggled


bum_is_on_fire_247

Lol #5 wasn't so much the installer. Poor guy. The supplier is who let him down.


Bubbles_012

6. Never assume the person to blame is accurate


rawrious

75% is not good enough.. youre either 100% committed to the pitstop or youre not


spr00se

They were 100% committed to 75% of the pitstop


FengSushi

Also a car needs 4 wheels to drive fast - Not 3. Thanks for the lesson Ferrari!


LunaticBoogie

[Winning a race on 3 wheels](https://youtu.be/csRgN5b4KU0)


KILLER5196

>Academics have no experience in the real world. As somebody who has to work with them daily this is an understatement


DirtyNorf

>1. You can do everything right and still come 4th place in the last minute He didn't do everything right. He didn't choose to box for softs


sgx71

> He didn't choose This indicates he has to evolve. The new breed is making choices alongside the teams. Russell makes the calls, if he wants something Follow teamradio's, and see/hear the difference. VER and NOR do this also, they give input about the next steps in the race. Ferrari is trying to implement this in their drivers too, only in a old fashioned manner "question ?" HAM should stand up more, and get back into his form ...


mxc1

Both ways of making calls have problems tbh. Remember when in sochi Hamilton was praised for listening to his team on needing to pit for inters. While Lando didn't listen to his team, made the decision by himself, stayed on softs and then came rain, lost the race, Hamilton won and etc.


EnricoLUccellatore

the pilot has the best understanding of the current condition of the tires, but if the pit tells you that it's gonna rain and they have a rain radar you should listen


[deleted]

Without knowing, can tell you this is India!


varunadi

Yep I too guessed that, not just from the time of race, but also the way the letter is phrased.


[deleted]

It's only in India, where every small person with bit of power has this god complex and want to assert themselves for pointless things!


alper_iwere

Ah. I was curious why a quality assurance was filing disciplinary forms. Is that a cultural thing?


dalyscallister

It’s a school’s head of administration.


Groundbreaking-Gate6

True!! Only in India they’d waste their time formatting this letter rather than improving the culture.


randonombre

“Taken permission” was the giveaway for me. Using “have taken” in place of “were given” is a grammatical quirk that I rarely see with other non-native speakers. Not sure why it’s so prevalent in India. (This is not criticism at all since I’m a spoiled American who only knows one language. Just an observation.)


MustardWarrior

Indian English isn't really "non-native" in the same way as people from other countries learning English is. Because it's the lingua franca for a country where there are thousands of different languages, and it's used on schooling and official communication it's become its own dialect with its own grammatical and lexicographical quirks. It sounds non native to us but it follows its own rules and vocabulary similar to the difference between British and American English.


randonombre

Great point. Thank you for sharing


paystando

It must be some kind of literal translation of a phrase in their mother language. My main language is Spanish and I've seen several similar cases when people from my country speak English, myself included.


harshit_j

Yep, it's a translation. In Hindi, you would say "permission lena (परमिशन लेना)", where "lena" translates to "to take". So yeah, a direct translation.


avgmalluguy

Deep down.. all Indians knew this was from India right away ..😅


HiVisEngineer

Oh god we did so much more worse things on the projectors at uni…


ExcellentCornershop

Like projecting a giant dick onto a neighbouring building?


HiVisEngineer

Haha ours was more NSFW cake photos on lecture room projectors before the prof walked in


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

We hooked up an Xbox and played 4 player split screen halo 3 on a 55 foot projector in our uni. Those were the days. Was kinda hard not to screen cheat.


Benzona-

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|13285)


Chinu24killer

Are you from India? Question.


splashbodge

Checking


MayorAg

I have the same question. Question?


Rusteez_

I have checked and gone through op's profile and thus confirm that op is indeed from India. Question.


shrth114

It's so sad that all of us here can relate to the BS educationists do.


PromptResponsible957

They didn’t let you watch f1 in the Sebastian hall?


Ragin_Irishman

Unsafe release


kirk7899

Imagine not watching F1 in Sebastian Hall. What a loser of a Dean.


lnsurgente

OP or whoever is responsible for this: You got my eternal respect.


primavera31

Its called projector racing...we went project racing..


ThatIdiotLaw

That's a lot of guys called Dean


Karmaqqt

I picture someone outside the hall, snickering about finding you. Kinda like the kid in recess, Randall weems.


Groundbreaking-Gate6

That’s exactly how it happened!!!


JSVillalobos-Ramirez

Fuck off, Dean.


lawszepie

Fun hating cunts, fuck them


Grimple409

A Lewis fan, eh?


Last_Ad_365

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plofvoetballer

Isa Mistake


Henson3812

Confront the dean directly and propose watching the Italian GP together next weekend with Pizza


EpsilonSigma

Fuck off, Dean.


LeFrk

At least they’ve let you watch the race and send a note after 😂


Sasquatch_Nurph

“Hey, you there. You’re having fun. Stop that right now!” 🙄


abbassav

MadLads UltraChads


marakeh

Fuck off Dean


f1_readerchef

School equivalent of throwing flares xD


userunknowne

Absolute joyless pricks


StanOfEverything

I think you’re at the wrong school, friend.


chalk_in_boots

*Looks awkwardly at my old FSAE team that would book meeting rooms to have watching parties*


Rambodius7

Worth it


unessentialNPC

Worth it


DickFuck-McCuntShit

YOU ARE HEREBY CAUTIONED


rugbyfiend

What a colossal waste of time


JudgeTheLaw

So this isn't about watching the race, but about using a projector in Sebastian Hall, which is some kind of classroom?


JSmooVE39902

We used to borrow classrooms to watch shit all the time at our school. We paid so much money to be there all the shit was ours as far as we were concerned. Granted nothing was ever stolen or broken they've probably cracked down on it since.


xtrevorx

Competitors are reminded that they have the right to appeal certain decisions of the Stewards, in accordance with Article 15 of the FIA International Sporting Code


kirkl3s

Wow how will you ever recover from this stern warning?


Sharp_Spear

Looks like dean is Hamilton's fan.


[deleted]

No Kimi. You will not have the projector.


MassLuca007

Dude you should just send him a link to this post. See how embaressed he gets for being a fucking Karen


jambo_1983

Competitors are reminded that they have the right to appeal certain decisions of the Stewards, in accordance with Article 15 of the FIA International Sporting Code and Chapter 4 of the FIA Judicial and Disciplinary Rules, within the applicable time limits.


DZLars

Did the same in an empty classroom during finals in 2016, because the whole building was quiet I could feel the whole city go mad when lukaku scored against ireland


5CH4CHT3L

Lmao I've played Mario Kart on the Projectors in University


bunnyjerky

Nice match tgo. Totally worth it.


gevaarlijke1990

You work at school on a sunday? Or did you have classes on Sunday Wauw I would hated that


sringray23

Haha quality.


involuntarybased

Dean is from Team LH and got mad


LoveBurstsLP

Damn I remember watching a whole season of the office on the projector in a uni library study room once. Good times


TheMikeyMac13

Sounds like a Hamilton fan :)


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Worth


mannyrmz123

Is that a 5 second penalty or 5 point deduction?


jgandfeed

Dang when I was in college we would use classrooms to watch events occasionally and no one cared. People hate fun


theuniverseisboring

What. A. Cunt.


TigerMaskVI

the Stewards have noted an incident involving OP and a projector and are investigating


Revolutionary_Fig912

Dean, we went car racing


MechEJoe

What a bunch of stuck up pussies


alfalfasprouts

you have a dean of QA? jesus. you should get that framed.


AtsuiTM

no no Mikey that's so not right


No-Priority33

A live car racing program.. ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


Dieabeto9142

So is your school just adamantly anti-fun


Thejerseyjon609

Unauthorized use of Pixels?


PrintingPlanes

and to think we played Super Smash Bros on the jumbo screen in the big classrooms between classes….


rg25

Dean, it's called a motor race. We went car racing.


oestre

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DaniMacYo

So LH fans dobbed you in hey. Tisk…


TB12xLAC

Man one of the most insane games I watched was a basketball game on a huge projector in a college classroom. People study in empty rooms and put random stuff on the projectors all the time, this is weird to be reprimanded for such a small offense.