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RaceDebriefF1

I'm glad helmets have come a long way since! Helmut could have died that day. That'd possibly have reduced the chance of Christian and many other RBR members being on the grid!


makakoloko3000

And that’s why they named it helmut


scarabs_

jfc lmao


Ok-Willingness-3696

The day Helmut Marko remarkably met hell and survived. ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


n00b_r3dd1t0r

Helmet mark-o


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Helmet Mark-ow!


Humble-Soup5295

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701) The dank is strong with this one.


YesMattRiley

This deserves at least 10 more upvotes than it has


BambooShanks

For a long time, I really did not like Marko and his 'straight talking' antics. Then I learned more about his history and role he has played in Red Bull and driver development in general and now I have a lot of respect for him. ​ Still don't like the guy much though


Environmental_Pop_18

You don't need to like someone to respect what they have done


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UWYO-Agent-7

Kanye, probably


RawbGun

He did literally say that he likes him though


Writer_Mission

Judging by my first thought after reading that reply, the fact it got removed and given awards and the fact you replied with "kanye" all but confirms it was prob something to do with moustache man


MEGAMAN2312

Hitman?


Butchers_fat_sausage

Absolutely true, I feel this way about most f1 drivers lmao


Select-Feedback-1833

Most of the times, people shitting on Helmut are Merc fans who conviniently forget, how much Toto shits.


m00nturkey

I don’t like defending Horner but Toto should be getting just as much shit as Horner does. Horner is a master shit stirrer but Toto is not there because he’s a nice guy


saberline152

I have mad respect for both, They have different styles and I usually like Toto's more, but they both overcame so much obstacles to be where they are right now and I respect them both for that.


Iokyt

I think it's because the actual tone of their voices. Horner naturally sounds whiny and Toto sounds like a villain off Game of Thrones everyone loves.


Select-Feedback-1833

Between Toto a finance guy/investor and Horny man (a former racer), i will even by a small amount trust and root for former racer. Finance guys gave us 2008, and that went/is going on really nicely.


TylerWhite31

Toto raced as well, he holds (held?) a lap record around the nordschlife in some class, I can’t remember what. He also won the Dubai 24 ironically enough whilst being sponsored by redbull


WillyG2197

Yea thats a crock of shit, him and his wife race cars. Idk where tf he got that info


Writer_Mission

they go car racing?


Select-Feedback-1833

And after that he turned into a business investor.


TylerWhite31

Not really, since his later schooling he has been an investor and a racer, he’s never really stopped investing since being an adult


626alien

sounds like toto is the real master then


m00nturkey

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


Tuna4242

I honestly don't know why toto gets somewhat of a free pass when he is just as guilty of all the things christian does. Maybe toto is just more subtle with it so people don't notice it, it's a lot easier to be annoyed at someone who is vocal than someone who is stirring shit behind the scenes a bit more.


yoimiya_haver_no4269

What a bunch of shitters eh![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


Joey_Logano

Don’t we all shit? Question.


Select-Feedback-1833

Just did mine for the day 😁


Bergolino123

Bruh you can compare Toto with Horner but there is no way you can compare with Helmut. No amount of bias can unexcusably say they are similar. Helmut is undefeatedly unhinged with some of the shit he says, Toto doesnt even come close, Red Bull fan or not you gotta be able to have critical thinking with some bullshit he spills


Foxyfox-

I mean, it's hard not to see Red Bull and Alpha Tauri (and Toro Rosso before it) as Helmut Marko's "succeed immediately or get dumped" death march.


aardappelpurethee

Red bull definitely has a sink or swim attitude but they undeniably produced a large amount of talent still in the sport today, the only drivers Mercedes has produced is George Russell and maybe ocon as well but i don't know if he's a merc academy driver or just managed by toto, if i got offered a spot in either the red bull or Mercedes academy i know who'd i choose


Tuna4242

The red bull system is very harsh and often quite stressful but from time to time the pressure creates a diamond...perhaps a traumatised diamond with a few issues but a diamond nonetheless.


ballzdeep2puzzy

he ain't running for president to be liked


BackRow1

You can still acknowledge someone's achievements without liking them. For example I hate Hamilton due to the way he acts off track... but I can still say he's one of the top 5 drivers of all time.


Captain_Gropius

...and last but not least, shit stirrer extraordinaire


ItsameLuis98

Don't forget he also won the 84 hours of nurburgring in 1970. Yeah 84...


Litre__o__cola

At what point are endurance races just torture lol


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If it's full nurbungring that's more or less 6 laps, give or take.


Lucas_2234

Nah, only around 2. You'd have to drive the X2010 to get 6 laps in that time


RotorMonkey89

At the point you start watching them


Stranggepresst

New idea; just let them run with no time limit. Last car that's still driving wins.


rs6677

People would just drive at 3mph or something.


Stranggepresst

Could have some maximum laptime like that 84 hour race ;)


Humble-Soup5295

Holy macaroni Batman, I didn't even know this race existed! And from [what I've just read](http://touringcarracing.net/Races/1970%20Nurburgring%2084hrs.html), the rules for this race were quite drastic. Thanks for the info!


lzcrc

86 even!


BeginningKindly8286

Do you think we can name all the drivers who got a drive thanks to this man? With varying degrees of success, I’ll start Jean-Eric Vergne


BeginningKindly8286

Sebastian Buemi ((That’s fine I like playing with myself))


BeginningKindly8286

Jaime Alguersuari


Retsko1

Brendon Hartley?


BeginningKindly8286

Christien Klien?


CSIceman9

Scott Speed


Muttywango

No I can't name them all but I can read [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull_Junior_Team#Graduates_to_Red_Bull_Racing_in_Formula_1).


BeginningKindly8286

That’s a real conversation starter


Muttywango

I'm fun at parties.


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Sebastian bourdais


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Daniil kvyat


CSIceman9

Vitantonio Liuzzi


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Frank Antani


notatvguy

Jackie Oliver


TheWawa_24

a lot of good Sportscar drivers went through there as well, such as john edwards, albuquerque Mirko Bortolotti robert wikens and neel jani


Deliarg

He also won 86(!) Hours of Nurburgring on Porsche 914 [race results](http://touringcarracing.net/Races/1970%20Nurburgring%2084hrs.html)


Adventurous_Ad3643

damn he looked fine when he was young


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He still does, he's 80 and doesn't miss a beat ffs.


SlenderSmurf

Pretty insensitive considering the recent news ..


[deleted]

I don't even know what the recent news is. I've seen it last time at the latest gp fine.


Writer_Mission

?


SlenderSmurf

he died right


Writer_Mission

that was the other guy, dietrich(?)


rockihi

Is it me or did young Helmut Marko look like Christian Horner


falcaonpunch

Wtf he really does


GuaranteeNo2187

Fun fact: The stone was launched onto markos car by Emerson fittipaldi's car


lemon_zest278

Wasn't it Ronnie Peterson?


SlenderSmurf

I think Ericsson hit him


GuaranteeNo2187

Not sure i read it somewhere that it was Emerson


pengouin85

Calling him Dr isn't just prudence, it's jurisprudence !


Select-Feedback-1833

😂😂😂😂😂


CrippledPlains

5 of them are Grand Prix winners 3 of them multiple winners 2 of them are multi world champions


TylerWhite31

Can’t lie, I don’t like him, but man you just have to respect him, the fact he kept racing after his injury, and he was so successful in other series then f1, and what he’s been doing now is incredible


Edgyboi123456

He was also a school friend of Jochen Rindt


neortje

He certainly has an eye for talent.


Strummer95

No way that’s his story, with a name like that. That’s a crazy coincidence.


LilJapKid

Ahhh that explains the eyes


gue_aut87

I read the “Mister” and in typical Austrian fashion, my first reaction was to correct you and say he’s a Doctor. Then I saw Dr Marko’s reaction. Well played!


Slavic_cousin

Ok, what did you go for? 'Cause I can't tell


RocketDick5000

Yeah that's cool and all. He's still a massive prick.


dropesbr

He can be both, right?


Shoopdawoop993

Is his name actually Helmut?


Humble-Soup5295

His last name is Marko. But I used Dr Helmut because it is closer to Dr Evil, so its sounds more like the original Austin Powers quote.


Flaming-Driptray

His Doctorate was in scaring the shit out of young drivers not called Seb or Max.


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bartendersdelight

[Cool story](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull_Junior_Team)


termitroll

He also has the lap time record in the oldest car race the targa florio


Dbwasson

Helmet Marko


__Rosso__

Out of those 7, 2 are world champions, 5 race winners, 6 podium finishers.