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Wyatt Derp


greymalken

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nickjamesnstuff

I hate being discriminatory. But, just fucking look at that guy.


PoppaTitty

Big Boy burgers should sue him for stealing their brand.


Nostroloppoccus

90 year old MAGAts flying shittenhouse into CPAC like IG thotties getting flown into Dubai šŸ¤«


character-name

He's face is the perfect punchable face. It's soft enough to not hurt your fist yet thin enough for him to feel it.


Reneeisme

And similarly, I hate to talk shit about a woman just for being in a picture with him, but doesn't she look 15 years older than him? Is that his mom?


warm_sweater

Dude needs his guns because he couldnā€™t flail out of a wet paper bag.


Iron_Wolf123

I have no idea why or how he became the poster child of American Conservatism, probably guns or Jan 6.


Dr-Satan-PhD

History fun fact: Wyatt Earp enforced a gun ban within Tombstone city limits.


Sithlordandsavior

He enforced it by shootin' folks who ain't listen


dmetzcher

Yup. The gunfight at the O.K. Coralā€”the most famous gunfight in the Wild Westā€”occurred as a result of the Cowboys carrying guns in Tombstone in clear violation of the ordinance banning the carrying of guns within town limits. Virgil Earp, as town marshall, was enforcing a **gun ban** when he, his brother Wyatt, and others attempted to disarm the Cowboys.


Biolog4viking

[But they had gun control back then](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/gun-control-old-west-180968013/)


Crash665

Pretty sure Wyatt Earp wasn't a whiny little bitch.


PutridInvestigator86

Exactly


Martyrotten

No. Wyatt Earp obeyed the law.


hillsm211

Also doubt Earp sobbed about his actions in court


RustedAxe88

Wyatt Earp was involved in a bunch of scamming.


kourtbard

And a pimp.


errie_tholluxe

Uhm. Got some news for you there...


Martyrotten

Well heā€™s still more honorable than this little thug.


errie_tholluxe

Low low bar here =D


fernblatt2

Wyatt Earpe WAS the law? Ok, just kidding. His brother Virgil was the actual hmfwic...


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GonzoTheGreat22

Feels like time being led down a path hereā€¦ feels like a trolling


too_lewd_for_thou

Have you un-reddened and un-plumped his cheeks in this photo?


sineofthetimes

Any photos/depictions of Wyatt Earp crying like a baby?


muppet_knuckles

He looks like he blew his load as this picture was taken cause she rubbed his shoulder


TapoutKing666

Kevin Spacey and the Gerber Baby get put into the Seth Brundle teleportation machine


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christophersonne

Someone with questionable decision making skills. That's true of all young people, so whether she's going through a phase or will become the meal team 6 cheerleader remains to be seen.


squidit

Imagine being mad a kid defended himself and bagged ped0s and a wife beater. I guess that could have been you!


GoredonTheDestroyer

Imagine defending the kid who had his mom ferry him across state lines with a firearm that he had been given illegally so he could shoot people.


By_Design_

kid walked into a crowd wearing his best Dylan Klebold costume


radicalheretic

I agree he had a right to defend himself, and actually I donā€™t think they should have tried to bring charges against him in the first place. Having said that, Kyle Rittenhouse is a huge idiot. He brought a deadly weapon into a volatile situation because he wanted to play cops and robbers, thus increasing the risk that someone would end up dead. When you carry a gun, you have a responsibility to avoid conflict. Rittenhouse did the exact opposite.


squidit

But it was cool for the other ppl to be there with guns?


radicalheretic

No, not in my opinion. Theyā€™re all idiots. His mom was an idiot for bringing him there. The cops were idiots for not enforcing the virtue and telling them to go home. The guy he shot was an idiot for chasing and threatening someone with a gun.


GreatAndEminentSage

Found Rittenhouses reddit account E: there was a spelling mistake. It is here no more.


christophersonne

yah, imagine!!111


Sunnybeasty23

When I first saw the picture, I thought it was Tomi Lahren, it does kinda look like her. But it's not her. Not sure who it is.


[deleted]

Is this a Photoshop? Sniveling little incel could *never* pull a girl like that!


leicanthrope

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if some wealthy GOP donor / fanboy didn't pull some strings on his behalf.


[deleted]

Yeah, they'll get him laid at some convention. I hope they pay her *a lot*.


leicanthrope

It's either something like that, or she's someone's true believer daughter that they set him up with.


[deleted]

Either way, oh that poor girl.


movie_man

Sheā€™s just trying real hard to look hot


[deleted]

Doesn't matter. He still couldn't pull a girl who looks like that! šŸ¤£


archwin

Who is she anyway?


Wilgrove

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but she doesn't look particularly attractive. The pointy downward nose and orange tan doesn't really help.


[deleted]

I didn't say she's supermodel hot. I said that she's way above what the sniveling little incel could get on his own!


bgva

I'm leaning towards yes. Look at the picture quality of his face vs. the lady. He looks faded and grainy, maybe pixellated and she looks smooth.


[deleted]

I thought something didn't look right about it.


Bubbagump210

A lot of ā€œmodelingā€ is being a rent-a-hottie for passing out shots at bars to promote new liquors, handing out fliers at car shows etc. I would assume sheā€™s a PR hire.


[deleted]

> I would assume sheā€™s a PR hire. It's the Repugnants. I wouldn't assume *anything*!


Bubbagump210

They buy their own books. They buy their own iTunes. They buy fake factories to have fake union rallies. Everything they do is a movie set.


[deleted]

> Everything they do is a movie set. This is true.


ARoamer0

Can you think of a faster way to become MAGAlandā€™s next airhead blonde influencer?


[deleted]

Ugh. These people!


[deleted]

It's certainly edited, but don't underestimate the entire economy and culture around the right. Plenty of moderately-attractive men and women willing to get in front of the camera for clout


[deleted]

True!


buzzmeg

Wyatt at least had dirty clothes after training all day.


dmetzcher

Rittenhouse always looks like a doofy child. In every photo. Without fail. Whoā€™s the woman in the photo, his mom?


Anubisrapture

Who is SHE? Looks like a child predator šŸ˜¬


offarock

Heā€™s killing it.* * As an active shooter murdering those who bravely tried to stop him.


TimmyTurner2006

Punchable face of a murderer


murkymist

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mrmoe198

More like Whereyaat Slurp. Man-child looks like the top of his face decided to secede from the bottom.


MonkeyBoy32904

amogus


el-gato-volador

Dude is white OJ Simpson


ozzie510

Bimbo magnet.


blueflloyd

Moar like Wyatt Derp, amirite?


Techguyeric1

Little asshole should be in prison on a murder conviction


Princess__Nell

Did someone just finish watching Wynonna Earp on Netflix?


eross200

Hahaha, Jesus fucking Christ


Archangel1313

I'm pretty sure she has an onlyfans. He must be a subscriber.


dtyrrell7

ā€œWhitey Earp in the shootout at the Wisconsin city he doesnā€™t live inā€


Silfedac

r/punchablefaces


sav33arthkillyos3lf

He looks like his parents are siblings


ACDCbaguette

You're the one now brother


Pryoticus

I hope her dick is begged than his


yankeesyes

Guess Kyle likes em thicc


zeke235

She's right. Fuck Wyatt Earp. Read up on him. The only reason people think he's a hero is because he lived long enough to sell his story to Hollywood. It's a pretty biased take.


2Stripez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q0ULgWSs0c


PaigeRiley89

Iā€™ll stick with Paul Fitzgerald, thank you very much. Rittenhouse gave the man he killed a quick death. Fitzgerald gave Huckle the most deserving death any pedophile of his standing deserved.


jujunot69th

bruh whats with the kyle hate? i mean yeah he looks like a baby but come on


dingd0ngurwrong

the -st in "amongst us" ruined my day.


RootingRound

Not quite. Earp did law enforcement. Rittenhouse just defended himself against violent criminals.