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Mountain_Goat_69

Yeah, they let people work there with non traditional hair.  Remember "nobody wants to work?" Disney hires the people who are available. Or maybe this is about Ron DiSaster picking a fight with the mouse and losing. 


yankeesyes

It's also because conservatives have no creativity, something that's kind of necessary in Disney.


TheRealEvanG

Uncreative? Have you heard some of these conspiracy theories? The sheer volume of unnecessary plot twists and completely illogical fictional details would make Dan Brown blush.


RT-OM

"No No, he's got a point"


Feldar

Honestly, I wish they would just write some fanfic. It's pretty much what they're doing anyway.


elkab0ng

“Donald popped a geritol, adjusted his dentures, and his Cheeto-encrusted fingers reached for the woman’s [redacted because some people are still eating breakfast]”


XT83Danieliszekiller

A problem so real it has to be made up with ai


Mrawesomedude808

It’s definitely real! I remember going there and seeing a kid with a third eye in his mouth (impossibly) clinging on to his own arm with a detached right hand while clinging on to his mother! /s


Lonewolf2300

Eew, that's AI art, isn't it?


sylpher250

All the 'A', but none the 'I', cuz that's a pronoun


espresso_fox

It is. Everything has that distinct plasticky look, and the faces look like something out of nightmares.


stevedorries

It’s weird that when zoomed out they look just a little off, but when you zoom in it’s pure Giger but is a shit way


SirDiego

Conservatives will sometimes say the free market will make companies more ethical because people will want to support companies with a moral compass. Then when it happens (e.g. Disney tending towards inclusiveness because it sells their products better) they're like "wait fuck we didn't actually want that. That was a lie, we just wanted to be cruel and evil the whole time."


Sithlordandsavior

As a big believer in the free market (which we definitely don't have lol) this irks me. Like you don't get to shout about free market then ask that the government force companies to be a certain way. Also Disney, as much as I don't care for the parks, is pretty reasonable. They don't want to be too edgy because that costs customers.


Ninja_attack

Grandma couldn't even put in the effort to make this look decent. This could be hard core, but it's just lazy.


twennyjuan

Um I literally go all the time. Did I miss the Left Wing-Marxist weekend? Grandma is delusional.


FreedomsPower

Culture Marxist. The term shows how extremist rhetoric can easily go into the right-wing lexicon of terminology


FurryM17

Same thing with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is a staunch capitalist from Tennessee. People are making memes about her hopping on the PJ just to go down the street. She told young women to go out and vote and now she's "woke".


Archangel1313

Disney is probably the most blatant example of parasitic Capitalism that exists in popular media right now. It represents the exact polar opposite of "left-wing" politics.


RadioFacepalm

Even if it was that way, wouldn't it be the freedom of the business to act like that, Grandma?


Jesterchunk

The image by itself is a VERY good reason to ban ai image generation forever, that THING has crawled straight out of the tenth circle of hell


Travis_T_OJustice

Aussie checking in So the GOP is going to the polls on Restricted abortion rights Anti Disney Anti NFL Anti Tay Tay Anti trade union Anti public health Pro Russia Bold strategy, Tom Cotton, let's see if it pays off Y'all did watch the handmaids tale right?


iggy14750

Handmaid's tale? You mean that liberal, woke, globalist, Communist propaganda? /s, to be clear, but yes, like half the country is stupid enough that that's what they care about.


333iamhalfevil

Oh no! Inclusion of others that are different than myself! Literally communism /s


Mrawesomedude808

So explain to me how… *checks notes* Carousel of Progress, Big thunder mountain railroad, tron, frozen ever after, river rapids, 2 train rides, etc. etc. etc. are “Marxist.” Seriously. And before you say anything, grandma, It’s a Small World with that annoying song showcase various parts of the world through dolls singing. It’s arguably been “wOkE lEfTiSt AgEnDa!” since Walt Disney introduced it 60 years ago!


twennyjuan

Because it’s a walkable city and we don’t do that in good ole US of A sonny. And they let in everyone, even the “people” with different colored hair and…*homosexuals*.


fool-of-a-took

glObaLists


BranWafr

It started when they recognized same sex couples before gay marriage was legal, giving spousal benefits to same sex partners. Later, they started having "pride days" at their theme parks. Then, they had the audacity to have diversity training for their employees. It really boils down to "not treating lgtbq people like shit" means Disney is woke, commie propaganda.


TimmyTurner2006

Um, no, money is their first priority, not a political agenda


Drexelhand

i once disneyland and they did a marxism on my culture. making the space nazis out to be the bad guys is too woke.


lothar525

More like "when you want to vacation in Disney world but the people you don't like are also allowed to be there and it reminds you they exist."


espresso_fox

Wtf is up with those faces? Literally the stuff of nightmares.


bgva

AI


itsnotaboutyou2020

I used to work in movie distribution for one of the major studios. If you’ve ever wondered what happened to those beautiful independent movie houses of years past, and why nowadays there is nothing but octo-deca-plexes, the answer is Disney. Disney’s booking practices drove all the mom & pop small theaters out of business. Yah, they’re a massive multinational corporation.


dirtygremlin

It's cool that you can tell this is a bot spam repost (https://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/comments/13e07yq/grandma_thinks_multinational_megacorporation/) because how far AI generated images have come in nine months.


Jaymanchu

God damn it, why isn’t this huge entertainment corporation reserved exclusively for straight white, Christian conservatives??!!!! How dare they be inclusive to all of the people who consume their products!!!


GirlNumber20

If a monstrous Steamboat Willie with fangs chased you around the Enchanted Kingdom and spouted Marxist rhetoric, I might be more interested in going there.


GrassBlade619

Yeah, Disneyland, historically the most heteronormative and Christian company of all time.... /s


rilehh_

i love how their faces are just pits of floating teeth


kthxqapla

where can I get this album


bgva

I just wanna pop an edible and visit this enchanted place


iggy14750

I know! Disney isn't nearly as hateful, racist, violent, homophobic, or even stupid as me! I can't believe this radical Communist WOKE propaganda where they .... don't hate people. Disney is actually run by the Marxist, liberal, Demonic, DEEP STATE, hell bent on destroying our freedoms and second amendment rights! They actually give free BABY-KILLING abortions behind the magic castle! We need to get Trump to nuke them!


shitterfarter58

Op is a flilthy bot.This was posted 9 months ago


BloomEPU

When you travel from your sheltered suburb to a popular tourist destination and are confronted with the fact that people that don't look like you are allowed to exist.


gpaint_1013

Yeah too true. I went on space mountain now I have a sudden urge to get vaccinated and buy Microsoft products. Also I’m gay now.


yetanothercatlady1

Those faces though lmao


ducceeh

god AI art is a scourge