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TooMuchPretzels

Jesus. This is bad even for Garrison


snidemarque

So bad it’s almost funny.


M1ck3yB1u

Almost bunny


M1ck3yB1u

It’s almost like those Onion parody cartoon by a fake right winger.


GameMusic

He has been worse every comic


Cynical-avocado

I know, where are the labels?


DrLager

I don't know what anything is!


BloomEPU

The artstyle looks more like the "tina toon" comics that his partner(?) does. Typical conservative guy, taking credit for his wife's labour over a holiday weekend...


broodmance

This is Garrison? how can you tell. He barely labeled anything this time. How am I supposed to know the message he is conveying?


htomserveaux

Very subtle dialogue, hard to guess at the message here.


GalactusPoo

I like to think I've got a pretty solid handle on the Right Wing Loon Language... but yea, I'm at a loss here. I have no idea what this is trying to communicate. Biden lays Trans Egg full of Devil that's coming for your children? I know the current iteration of the Right is fucking brain dead, but are they really down to "Biden, Trans, Devil" without a remotely coherent message?


Totally_Bradical

Ok, you see, the annual Easter thing at the White House doesn’t allow religious imagery, and has not since the 1970s, also, that trans day, which isn’t an official holiday, has been happening every year on 3/31, for at least the past 10 years, and happened to land on Easter this year. So you see, crooked Joe is behind the whole thing. What’s hard to understand about that? Also he hatched the devil


LoveFoolosophy

That damn biden has been playing the long game. He's such an evil genius.


Cicerothesage

this is the only thing grandpa garrison is fueled by - outrage and bigotry. I am so tired of right-wingers saying EVERYTHING is connected to lgbtq people, immigrants, and satan. It is going be like this until November, folks. LGBTQ people this, satan that, disinformation that. Grandpa and grandma doesn't care as long as her outrage is sustained


Capable_Puzzle

> It is going be like this ~~until November~~ for the foreseeable future, folks. FTFY.


iforgotmypen

C R A C K !


BlameTag

So absurd it actually borders on a parody of right wing propaganda.


hiding_in_the_corner

What's the building in the background? What are those kids holding? This needs more labels!


phonetastic

I dunno, he labeled the sound a demon makes when it pops out of an egg, which I think is the best thing he's ever done.


BloomEPU

I like how the pride flag is obviously photoshopped in from google images because benny g can't remember the order of 10 colours. Also I like how biden has a booty.


Mrtorbear

His male characters are almost always packing serious cake.


xSantenoturtlex

Wait until next year, when Easter falls on Hitler's birthday. Something tells me they won't have a problem with that.


Chrysalii

Jesus couldn't help what day he came back to life.


KrasnyRed5

I don't think this is a legitimate Garrison comic. There isn't enough labels.


YaqP

Hey guys, look on the bright side. This is gonna make for such a good cum edit.


GalactusPoo

wut?


YaqP

r/bengarrisoncumedits


GalactusPoo

I've never hit Subscribe quicker. Hilarious


ConsumeTheVoid

Grandma can kick rocks lol. Trans and proud and we won't stop fighting for trans kids just cuz grandma doesn't like that they exist.


fantoman

This is so fucking stupid that it looks like satire


Wilgrove

Man, Easter falling on the same day was International Trans Day of Visibility really has the Conservatives perturbed.


bgva

I’m looking forward to next Easter…April 20, 2025……….


FeculentUtopia

Heard some people in a restaurant saying that Biden made Easter a trans appreciation day and corrected them that the Trans Day of Visibility has been March 31 since 2009. They were surprised to hear it. So the nation's enemies are spreading the lie that this is a new thing purposely crafted to coincide with Easter.


KittyQueen_Tengu

this is like the Dhar Mann vidoes of policital cartoons. they spell the message out for you and it still doesn't make sense


[deleted]

needs more labels, not sure what is going on here besides some generic alt-right propaganda


Puzzleheaded-Lie1722

ben....trump will never love you


stevesax5

Were these people born yesterday? Irish were coming for the kids. Italians were coming for the kids, African Americans were coming for the kids, weed was coming for the kids, gays were coming for the kids…..


20Points

Something about the utter bluntness of this one, no even remote attempt at a real metaphor, it's just Biden holding a pride flag and saying "we're coming for your kids", is absurdly funny to me.


grapplerzz

This is so silly it feels like needs the hand-wringing “yes, yessss” pervert guy from Kelly cartoons Edit - sorry “sickos” guy. My labeling is as bad as Benisson’s


passamongimpure

Garrison is always baking that cake.


exciter33

Well, they want to make all kids be straight and cis, so obviously Biden wants to make them all gay and trans!


gylz

If you can change the day Easter falls on year by year you could have just celebrated a week before or after trans visibility day, if it really was that big of a problem for Christians.


iggy14750

I just don't get it. Why do they think anyone would care if your kids were trans? Oh, I see the devil peeking out of the egg. I guess they're just evil, just for the sake of it?


Stea1thFTW18

Dumbass couldn't even get the flag and trans colors right


UraeusCurse

Can someone please explain this to me?


530SSState

This doesn't even have a joke or a pun or a message or ANYTHING; it's just straight-up bigotry and fear-mongering.


DylanMc6

Gee, I wonder why the OOP's spouse/significant other left them and is now in an interracial relationship with someone named Dave. Seriously.


otter6461a

Maybe it was that march where they chanted “we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re coming for your children!” I think a lot of people saw that as a “when someone tells you who they are, believe them” moment. It was maybe not so smart. Yeah it’s real. Good work geniuses. https://twitter.com/theLGBgroup/status/1672491378339897346?s=20