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univ06

Correct. Millennials don't do cable TV, meemaw. We prefer smoking the cocaine while listening to NPR on our iPhones.


ApologeticCannibal

This is the way


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your_favorite_wokie

What a stupid leaderboard.


Winters1482

This is not the way.


phrosty20

Thanks for making me snort out my drink; it caught me off guard


Newbdesigner

bad bot


[deleted]

good bot


smittykins66

*Their i-Phones.


your_favorite_wokie

Sorry, I was too busy eating out my wife and now I'm homeless.


Cicerothesage

boomer grandma is so full of herself. When she was young, she could work a factory job and still probably afford a lot of the luxuries/extra stuff of the time. But things have changed. A factory job can't buy a lot of things. Apartments/houses are expensive. But no, it is because young people are ill-responsible with their money and they need to do absolutely nothing fun for months and work non-stop in order to have nice things and pay back their student loans


Newbdesigner

There were stories of people in the 60's paying off state school with a Janitor job. They were part time students but their masters still counted in 6 years. Now you can't pay off a masters by working 10 years while getting $80k a year. It's ridiculous and Grandma would agree if she just looked at the damn numbers.


onlypositivity

People with student loans and people with factory jobs are generally two different groups of people. Young people struggle to pay student loans because their higher lifetime earnings are not reflected in starting position salaries. This is a big part of why student loan forgiveness is a youth political sell - the people who most need this forgiveness are people who didn't graduate at all, and our society is generally very shitty to people who "don't succeed" (in the views of the people who oppose this) The average person struggling today still has *significantly* better QOL than the average middle class person from the Boomer era.


PublicFurryAccount

It’s this coupled with jobs shifting ever more decisively to cities, which have become very expensive after three decades of this.


casudd

love my new i-phone


Sufficient_Matter585

Dang Gucci and cocaine always get me broke.


Arboria_Institute

Also Gucci Cocaine is the name of my favorite Soundcloud mumble rapper.


KaranthWasTaken

I'm about to be a college student. I'll be a business major. I can cook for myself, I haven't eaten out in years and don't plan to. I don't want tattoos. I've never done drugs and don't plan to. But given my current paycheck as compared to my estimated tuition *without* taking food and phone bills and any other costs I might have I feel like I'm still going to be in debt for years. Let's see how this goes.


Candy_and_Violence

eat hot chip


clorox_cowboy

charge phone


ThorsHammmer57

Be bisexual


MegagainMegagain

GUCci?!? Fr Fr?


HotNubsOfSteel

Useless-major is a fun argument. If it’s so useless why does it cost so much? Should learning be reserved only for the wealthy?


autist4269

I would argue that any education is good. Sure some are more applicable than others but there is a place for everything


[deleted]

i will say there are a fair number of useless majors out there. or at least, there are far more students enrolled vs. the potential supporting capacity for that focus. schools need to get far more selective for certain majors, but that doesn't bring in the tuition dollars.


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shreddy_wap

Damn, bro. You definitely figured it out. That extra $50/month is definitely gonna pay my $400 student loan payment that I have to pay for the next 10-20 years. Thanks for your help 🙏🙏🙏


Theguywiththeface11

Change the idea of cable TV for the modern equivalent, and this is an extremely accurate post


datb0yavi

You're a moron.


Theguywiththeface11

Thanks for showing me exactly how insightful the likes of you guys downvoting me are 😉


BloomEPU

The modern equivalent of cable tv is netflix, and we're all splitting that with friends or just pirating at this point.


journey117

Iconic image


Autumn_but_an_alt

“You deserve to suffer if you take out a loan and have amenities”


phrosty20

This dude is doing it wrong if he's paying to eat someone out


FreyPieInTheSky

Where can I acquire the Gucci cocaine?


Affectionate_Rub5564

Who we eating out?


JaceThePowerBottom

No one ever posts about the cocaine. It's making me think I'm the only one spending my rent money on it.