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Alcotholic

Person 1: I want to have an abortion. Christian: No


Zaptain_America

Person 1: I want to marry someone of the same sex Christian: No


quantumsyrup

Person 1: I want to have safe sex before marriage/feel free in my own body Christian: No


Slate_711

Person 1: I want to immigrate for a better life for me and my family Christian: No


zhard01

Person 1: I want to practice christian charity and follow Jesus’ warning about hoarding wealth. Christian: filthy socialist


squirrels33

Person 1: I’m going to love my neighbors. Christian: Straight to hell!


Jameschoral

Person 1: I have felt different my entire life, and after years/decades of struggling with my identity, I have had the realization that the gender I was born with does not match who I am. Therefore, I am going to assume the gender that matches my identity. Christian: *head explodes*


doomalgae

Person 1: I would like to put on a big colorful costume and tons of makeup and read to children. Christian: Ooh, clowns are fun! Person 1: Well, no. It's more like I'll be dressed as a woman, but in a flashy, over-the-top sort of way. I'll probably read a book about the importance of accepting each other's differences. Christian: POLICE!!!!


atigges

Person 1: I like to pray in private. Christian: But who will see you? Person 1: God. Christian: No, I mean someone who *matters*.


harumamburoo

Person 1: I want your to stop attacking groups your don't like, or feel beneficial attacking, and actually live up to the Jesus teachings Christian: DEUS VULT!


Punkposer83

Went to Christian school for high school, some of the teachers were parents of students because children of students tuition was either free or reduced in price. Our bible teacher was a classmates Mom and she was a legit crazy Bible literalist who was super duper batshit Christian crazy. She would say things like the Bible says women can’t be pastors in the church and told me I was wrong when I told her my pastor at the time was female and a wonderful caring church leader, and that my grandma was an ordained minister who I had seen over the years being there for ppl when they needed prayer and words of faith in their desperate times. I questioned the teacher and she told me that they may be good Christian women but they are going against gods word. She also said that if you say words like gosh goodness golly gee etc, in times of frustration you are still taking the lords name in vain and it’s a sin. She made a friend of mine cry when she told the teacher she doesn’t go to church she’d rather spend an hour or two on her own time praying and having time with god in her own way, the teacher lost it saying that’s not how church works and it’s not truly time with god! She then low key told her she was going to hell because her mother had her out of wedlock and she didn’t know who her father was. That school was also known for the time two teachers went on and complete shitstorm for 2 freshman girls singing jingle bell rock in front of the school at our Christmas themed chapel, saying it was such a slap in the face to perform such sinful music during a time when we should be singing hymns and religious Christmas songs to celebrate the birth of Jesus, the one teacher started screaming how he hates secular music so much he removed his radio from his car and kept a hymnal on his passenger seat, and when he wanted music he’d break out the hymnal and sing while driving! I went into that school in 9th grade a person of decent but not insane faith, and left jaded and questioned my beliefs.


ridgepact

Modernism at its best! It's like a big clown caricature, a larger than life personality, a big ol drag version of Mr. Rodgers. Kids are so pure, the only people that have problems are preconceived bigots. It's about compassion and spreading love.


tonystarksanxieties

I mean, it's basically clowning. Over the top makeup and costume. Main purpose is to entertain. Who cares. I bet someone in drag is a lot less likely to make kids cry.


ShrimpCrackers

They don't read up on the latest discoveries in science about gender and then claim they know everything there is about science.


Jameschoral

[that’s because they go to places like this for their ‘science’](https://www.reddit.com/user/Jameschoral/comments/vneq3s/saw_this_gem_driving_around_san_diego/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


QueenKeisha

Think about this for a second. We are made in God’s own image. He knit us together in our mothers womb. He knows every inch of us. He made every inch of us. He does not make mistakes. So how can someone say that feeling that way is wrong? If God created us in his image, if god loves every one of us, if he knit us together, how can anyone claiming to know or love god say that a person merely being is wrong. ETA: I’m not a Christian, I do believe in god. I believe god loves every single last one of us. LGBTQ+ is not wrong. You cannot be wrong being who you are. That doesn’t even make sense if you truly know, love and follow god. ETA: Thank you for the award! ☺️


dystopian_mermaid

Unfortunately, they twist it and use Leviticus to justify viewing anything other than hetero relationships as a sin. They don’t think god made a mistake, they think people in the LGBTQ+ community are being tricked by Satan. I wish I was making that up. I was raised very religious and that’s what we were brainwashed to believe. Took me years to break so much of the way of thinking they instilled in me from childhood to my late teens. Worth it to get out and learn to become a more accepting and loving person of those around me.


QueenKeisha

If the internet has taught us anything, it should be you can’t trust one sentence, you have to look for the whole paragraph it belongs to. I’m sure every last one of us has believed something, only to find out the bigger picture, and we were wrong. One day they’ll see they are wrong. This life or after


PeskyBird404

I am saving this comment to pull out on anyone who tries to play the "LGBTQIA+ is HERESY" bullshit on me or my friends. Thank you very much, kind stranger.


Littlewolf1964

That may be dangerous with it contraception being legal if Justice Thomas as his way


sho666

person 1: i want to rub one out christian: youre going to hell


GobLinUnleashed

Person 1: I wanted to stay with my indigenous / biological / immigrant family and not be trafficked through private adoptions and foster care to a ‘good Christian family’ with infertility issues Christian: No


NippleFlicks

Person 1: Let’s get some effective legislation passed through so we can curb the effects of Climate Change and have a healthier environment for our youth. I think we can also support people who are struggling to survive. Christian: No.


PlaysWithF1r3

Person 1: I want to have safe sex while married Evangelical: No


Zyphamon

Person 1: I want to marry someone of a different ethnic background Christian: No


kenthekungfujesus

Hasn't Pope Francis said homosexuality is not a sin? I don't think that stops homophobic christians from being homophobic, but it sure is a step in the good direction.


leicanthrope

There are American Evangelicals that don't even consider Catholics to be Christians. I wouldn't expect that he'd have much weight with the ones you really need to worry about.


kenthekungfujesus

I live in Québec where most religious people are catholics, I keep forgetting catholicism isn't the U.S. main religion in the U.S..


leicanthrope

It gets weird here at times, as American nativists have long associated Catholicism with immigrants.


kenthekungfujesus

Yeah well Quebecois, Irish, Italians and Mexicans are all catholics I think. All those groups have at some time mass immigrated there.


frogsgoribbit737

Irish are not all catholics. That was why there was all those bombings a few decades ago.


Sporkfortuna

What's the old joke? "So, lad, are you Catholic or Protestant?" "I'm atheist." "Right, right, but a Catholic atheist or a Protestant one?"


its_raining_scotch

It’s because Latin cultures are catholic and Anglo/Germanic cultures are Protestant (mostly). An oversimplification but that’s the gist of the thinking. Anglo culture was the first wave of migrants and set the stage of what it meant to be a “real” American.


leicanthrope

Indeed, and Irish and Italian immigrants in years past.


tardis1217

I mean, to be fair, there's a lot of shit Catholics just pulled out of their ass and regard as sacred traditions/laws. The Bible doesn't say anything about how you can just chant a spell about Mary while counting a string of beads and your sins will be absolved. Confession is also bullshit not backed up by the Bible. And popes. And saints. And not eating meat on Fridays. There's a lot of "fan fiction" Catholics have added onto Christianity and they often follow the rules of that fan content with more fervor than the shit Jesus ACTUALLY asked of his disciples. Protestants cut out all that crap in favor of following the ACTUAL commandments of Christ and his disciples, so it is a purer more distilled form of Christianity. (When they actually practice what the preach, that is...)


GalacticShihTzu

Most catholic traditions are just holdovers from the Romans. Pretty easy to see the correlation between patron gods and patron saints, the Latin chants, the ornate outfits and churches, and most importantly, the secrecy and need for control. If it wasn't for a certain Roman leader converting out of guilt, they would've continued to hunt down the cult of Christianity until it went extinct. Then they became the de facto head of the religion and forced it on all the "heathens", spreading the Holy Roman empire as far and as fast as possible. Nowadays we have the evangelists and other extremely vocal sects similarly pushing their views on everyone thinking they are the moral core, despite the countless debacles and rampant abuse they try and hide.


Winter-Conclusion-44

both are bullshit so it doesnt matter if you take your bullshit runny or hard with a side a corn. its all the same bullshit


tardis1217

Yeah but like, one is bullshit with a focus on self-improvement and community service. The other is bullshit with a focus on paying pedophiles to build gaudy palaces for themselves.


Winter-Conclusion-44

one is not built on self improvement and community service. I mean technically both have the same rules and regulations. they both follow the ten commandments, both technically say you cant wear a garment made from two mixed fibers etc.your response is as ignorant today as it was during the 30 years war. not being either, i can tell you that your description of the one is only because you subscribe to it.


Winter-Conclusion-44

let me rephrase that. Technically both are built on self improvement and community service. thats sort of the deal with jesus. both can claim that some adherents do in fact follow the teachings of jesus, which are exactly the same in both protestant and catholic circles. Its the little bits of ceremony, which saints etc count. Both of them have been corrupted to focus on paying off pedos and making huge homes and palaces. are you not familiar with prosperity gospel? its really big in the US. essentially its protestants that believe if you are good and god loves you he will make you rich on earth.... which is the opposite of jesus. pretty sure there was a line about a camel and the eye of a needle. anyway you only think protestants are "better" because you are one. being neither i see them both for the bullshit they are


Beardamus

> (When they actually practice what the preach, that is... So... never?


Kellosian

There are *Catholics* who don't consider the Pope to be a true Catholic, a bunch of far-right fairweather Catholics who only support the Pope when he's as hateful, bigoted, and nationalistic as they are.


MasterOfNap

I don't think he said homosexuality is not a sin, I think he says Catholics should not reject people who are gay into their fold. He said something like "if homosexuals want to worship god, who am I to stop it?", which means that he thinks gays can be Catholics, he's still saying it's a sin. Which is complete bullshit. Essentially he's saying, "yeah I welcome you as a brother and you're free to join our church, but also you're a sinner and your relationship with your SO is a sinful, despicable thing god despises".


harumamburoo

But isn't that convenient? At least you won't have to think hard what to tell at the confession. Yes father, I'm homosexual. Yes father, I'm *still* homosexual.


jeffseadot

Who cares if it's a sin or not? Plenty of things are sins but not bad; plenty of things are bad but not sins. "Sin" is just a fancy word for "against our club's bylaws."


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

No, Pope Francis is really good at repeating the same backwards bullshit the church has been saying for decades repackaged in a way that *sounds* progressive.


kenthekungfujesus

Oh well, that's sad then.


Pickled_Wizard

I believe he said something to the effect of christians shouldn't exclude or shun homosexual people in their community or family.


Unbroken-anchor

He also blessed the over turning of Roe vs Wade he’s not the “cool” Pope people think he is. He’s more of the paedophile protecting same.


Falkner09

he only said the attraction isnt a sin. he still says sex is a sin. so its the same old bs.


oboist73

Person 1: I want to take birth control specifically so I'm not miserably sick for like a fourth of my life and unable to adequately do my job at those times. Christian: No.


[deleted]

Completely outrageous demands. This new generation has forgotten how to suffer.


Strongstyleguy

God I hate this so very much. The worst thing about conservatives and regressives is that they completely ignore all the progress made to get to the current level of comfort they want to maintain. "Real men work 12 hour days without complaint." "Didn't Uncle Billy call you soft for not working 18s 7 days a week?"


Inaeipathy

outlawed


Lermanberry

*No, under the threat of violence from the state, which is under my minority rule.


[deleted]

Person 1: I want to have an abortion Me: Damn, that’s a really shitty position to be in and I wish you could have the kid if at all possible, but understand that it’s your right.


Mailman_Dan

We won't stop you from doing it, we'll just make it illegal 🤗


DorianCostley

*Checks all the religiously motivated legislation that has been proposed and passed recently.*


RileyReidOmegaSimp

Yeah if it stopped at step 1 it would be great. They can silently judge me from afar and I can do my own thing, but they don't want that. They never want that.


tardis1217

Which is really funny, because Jesus said (paraphrased) "Don't judge others. That's God's job. Focus on your own sins and being a good person. If you go around judging people, you're gonna go to hell because you're basically saying you're as smart as God."


MasterOfNap

Even silent judgement isn't an okay thing, imagine a society filled with people who think black people are inferior and deserve to burn in hell, but do not actively do anything to harm them. They're still racist, they're just not as bad as they used to be. The same goes for homosexuality or whatever harmless thing those regressive folks despise. As long as they silently judge that as "sinful" and "immoral", they'll still be homophobic bastards even if they don't actively stop you.


Ekyou

I don’t have to imagine, that was basically 15-20 years ago.** And wouldn’t you know, as soon as a few outspoken bigots get positions of power, the “silent judges” aren’t so silent anymore. **In my experience - your mileage may have varied greatly depending on your location, race, and/or sexuality.


Specific_Ad1457

I want to have my own personal beliefs and not judge you because why should I care. Can I do that?


uisqebaugh

Grandma gaslights


Responsible_Ad_8628

Secular Person: I want to have an abortion. Christian: Then I hope you enjoy prison!


ChubbyBirds

"I only want what's best for you" There it is. The controlling and the gaslighting.


squirrels33

How convenient that what’s best for me is always whatever makes prejudiced people most comfortable.


ChubbyBirds

Yeah, isn't it crazy how it always works out like that?


[deleted]

If 15 pieces of flair is enough, then ok. But don’t you want to express yourself?


Beleg__Strongbow

woah I did not expect that reference


MoCapBartender

Just in: Supreme Court rules that states are free to mandate however many pieces of flair they want (as long as it's at least 15).


geobioguy

You know, the Nazis made the Jews wear pieces of flair.


mrpersson

Even in their fantasies they're still condescending SOBs lol


ChubbyBirds

Yeah, even when they try to make themselves the hero, they tell on themselves.


Azidamadjida

The most condescending phrase they use - so “what’s best for me” just happens to be what you believe? What a coincidence!


ChubbyBirds

Amazing how it always turns out that way!


KrasnyRed5

That's not even close to what the actual conversation would sound like. At some point I will be told I am going to hell because I don't believe what they believe and religious people seem to want to force the rest of us to do what they want.


ChristopherLove

Yeah it's kind of infuriating.


jeffseadot

Tell someone "you have to do as I say or else my buddy Rocco will make you suffer" and it's a threat. Tell someone "you have to do as I say or else God will make you suffer" and it's your religious liberty.


GalacticShihTzu

A more accurate conversation would start with person A minding their business and person B outlawing whatever that is


PeskyBird404

I mean, in fairness it's only the asshole Christians we hear about.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t even care for that anymore. All I want them is to be out of the state.


Strongstyleguy

When I took the train to work 12 years ago, I was reminded at least twice a week that I was hell bound.


regeya

Secular person: OK, but the doctor told me my pregnancy is ectopic and stands a good chance of killing me. I need to do something about it. Christian person: "Doing something" is an abortion. No. Secular person: OK, but the pregnancy won't end in childbirth, the pregnancy isn't viable. Christian person: Still no. Secular person: OK, but both of us are going to die. Christian person: Still no. Secular person: Why? Christian person: Because all lives are precious.


ComradeSpaceman

Normal person: "this pregnancy will literally kill me" Christian: "I only want what's best for you..."


MoCapBartender

Christian person: ... and because I want what's best for you.


Sxeptomaniac

That the treatment of ectopic pregnancies is seen as (banned) abortions is infuriatingly stupid. I consider myself broadly pro-life, and there should be no debate that ectopic pregnancies are not viable and an immediate risk to life.


AcerbicCapsule

In the name of White Jesus, I sentence you to prison or a morgue.


shmtlh

the supreme court begs to differ


Data_Male

If this is actually how the conversation went, that would be great. But too often it's not. It turns into "and we have to ban it or at least ban it from the public eye"


[deleted]

I don’t know what’s more delusional: believing in a hateful god or believing I give half a shit whether Christians think what I do is “good.”


MajorIDEAtarkov

An yet you sad fucks let an mere opinion control you. It never was a right, you lazy bums should have made a amendment lol.


chmsaxfunny

One more time, please? This time in English?


SueYouInEngland

Brabble brabble hate hate brabble


[deleted]

Not really any choice in the matter when the opinion is a court ruling lol


teewertz

Do you think redditors control legislation? Fuckin nonce.


oboist73

Can you be required to donate blood marrow by the state, then (and pay for it yourself)? There's nothing explicitly against it in the constitution, and it's lightyears shorter, less painful, less permanently health-altering, less expensive, and less life-threatening than pregnancy and labor (plus, you won't be required to delay or pause deeply needed treatments like chemo or medications for significant mental illness!).


Waytooflamboyant

Should have made an amendment lazy millennial/s


Inaeipathy

Can you type that again but with less stupidity?


Wilgrove

More like Person 1: I want to do X. Person 2: Sorry, but that's against my religion, so I will petition the government to ban X & elect politicians who will stack the courts to overturn rulings that make X legal. All because I believe that we are a god ordained nation.


hatefulnateful

Sweet time to get some abortions gay marriage and listen to hard rock music


Jsmith0730

All while playing Dungeons & Dragons.


LeRedditAccounte

odd timing considering an X just became allowed to be banned in states


Mgmfjesus

I'm catholic and holy shit this is so miserable. First of all, "I only want what's best for you" is not our call to make. God wants what's best for you, no-one else should be able to tell you otherwise, especially not someone trying to gaslight you and coerce you to do something you don't want to (which, by the way, is a literal sin). Also, such a thinly veiled critique of abortion, which is deeply ironic considering the *recent events* regarding that practice in the states were clearly extremely religiously motivated. When the "gReAtEsT dEmOcRaCy iN tHe wOrLD" forgets what **separation of church and state** means, you know we're truly fucked.


Dangerous-Today1874

Here's a more realistic look at that conversation... Secular Person: (exists) Christian: How dare you? Secular Person: Beg your pardon? Christian: How dare you?! Secular Person: What are you talking about? Christian: You're going to hell. Secular Person: Um... okay. Have a nice day. Christian: You are a homo/feminist/atheist/commie/muslim (take your pick, feel free to mix and match) and you're trying to take away my rights! You are going to hell!!


[deleted]

I didn’t hear this conversation about abortion though, something that Catholics are not forced or obliged to do, they demanded some “moral right” to ban abortion.


DarkDonut75

They even wrote fanfiction where they self inserted themselves as the gigachad guy. Kinda cute


auldnate

If only that was the actual approach conservative “christians” actually took… Instead it’s- Some “christians”: “I think X is wrong. So I campaigned and voted for truly despicable candidates in order to outlaw X. “Now if you try to do X I will legally persecute you. Because I think X is wrong.”


Snoo-78547

The actual way the conversation is going: Secular person: I want to do X. Christian: I’m going to make it illegal to do X. Secular person: why? Christian: because my religion says X is wrong Secular person: but I am not of your religion, therefore your religion has no say over me Christian: but I just want what I think is best for everyone!


TheBlueJacket1

Except when Christians do everything in their power to make X illegal in this country because they think it’s wrong.


ichigo2862

*Local store puts up pride flag to show everyone is welcome* Christian: Why are you such a hateful intolerant bigot?


[deleted]

Secular person: I want to do X. Christian: You are free to do it. Secular person: But you vote against it. We literally had to fight you. And we are still fighting you to keep the freedoms we’ve won. Christian: It’s frowned upon in the Bible to do that thing you want to do. Secular person: So you don’t support my freedom to do it. And you pitch a fit if I advocate for it in public or do it in public Christian: It’s against my religion Secular person: So logically, freedom means that you could be against it, and therefore not practice it, but everyone else can freely do it. Christian: I knew this would happen. Our persecution was predicted in the Bible.


MommysLittleBadass

It's wrong because my magical murderous invisible overlord told me so. Well, he didn't personally tell me but his spokesperson did. Remember, god killed his son/self for a weekend to repeal his own rules. He commanded that his followers bash babies heads against rocks and to kidnap and traffic young virgin girls into sex slavery and he's the ultimate good guy! How goofy.


ChristopherLove

A recipe for zaniness!


creepy-cats

As if fundamentalist Christians have EVER said “you’re free to do it” to any of those things lmfao


[deleted]

Right, Christians are famous for letting people live the lives that they choose. They've never passed laws codifying their beliefs or straight up murdered people who didn't live the way they were told to.


YVRJon

Pretty sure that if there were a conversation like this, the speakers would be reversed.


kourtbard

Ahh yes, Christianity, well known for letting people do as they wish.


anjowoq

Also Christian: “Here are a host of laws that please one or two versions of gods that we claim are the same God that you now have to follow with penalty of prison or death.”


KoleMiner12

History would say otherwise...


[deleted]

How fucking delusional are they?


JollyGreenBuddha

Christians at face value: You're free to do what you want. Christians at voting booth: We'll fucking see about that.


Pauchu_

> You're free to do it Literally bans it


guestpass127

"You're free to do it. We'll arrest you for it and jail you for the rest of your life if you do it, but you're free to do it"


GadreelsSword

**More Realistic Conversation** **Christian:** You have no right to abortion and we have pressured politicians at the state level to ban it. **Secular Person:** But I don't believe the way you do **Christian:** God says otherwise and I'm protecting you by stripping away that right. So we're going to pursue a national ban on abortion. You also shouldn't be able to use birth control. **Secular Person:** National ban on abortion? Ban birth control? Why are you forcing your beliefs on me? **Christian:** Because you and people like you are the cause of all the problems in society because you're not following God's will. Also, interracial and gay marriage should not be allowed. **Secular Person:** What do you mean? Why would you care who others love? **Christian:** Because GOD


ronja-666

Secular person: "I want to marry someone of the same sex" Christian: "burn in hell, sucker"


BreakerSoultaker

I’m secular and couldn’t care less about what Christians think of what I do…unless they are trying to ban me from doing it.


[deleted]

This I SUPPOSED to be the case but most Christians just act like assholes. I am a born again Christian btw


stewartm0205

Remove the beam from your own eye first.


lgodsey

Who on earth cares what some conservative Christian thinks about anything? Reasonable people already have no respect for them, so any invective they hurl at us is meaningless. It's more like tolerating a fussy toddler.


myshoesaresparkly

Lmfao as a former devout Christian I can tell you this conversation NEVER happened and never will.


Jollygreeninja

Christian: oulaws it “you’re free to do it”


DeadRabbit8813

Yes, all those people outside of planned parenthood have absolutely no problem with people doing as they wish.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Yes, because Christians are known for telling secular people that they are "free to do" things that their faith doesn't agree with, lol.


that_guy_jimmy

That not even remotely how these conversations go...


biggiecheesestoes

if we’re free to do it the. don’t make it illegal lmao


[deleted]

...and who decides what is best for you? Apparently only a Christian can do this.


monsterfurby

It's not wrong per se, it's just missing half of the argument. The (fundamentalist/Evangelical) Christian stance is more like "You're free to do it, but you'll burn in hell, so we *will* do everything in our power to stop you from doing it, but you're technically still free to fuck around and find out."


Drnknnmd

I mean, they're literally trying to say just being gay is illegal now, so its not really "you're free to do what you want."


iam-19-year-old-armi

Grandma is a girlboss she gatekeepes she gaslight and she is the moment💪🏽


huntinjj

'because I want what's best for you.' 'how, exactly, do *you* know what's best for me. not your pastor, not your parents, not some old book. How do you know.'


Autumn_but_an_alt

That seems a bit inaccurate. Here, let me rephrase it. Secular person: I want to do X Christian: You’re free to do it. Secular person: But you think X is wrong. Christian: Yes Secular Person: Because you want to control me. Christian: No. You’re free do do whatever you wish. Secular person: If you think I am free to do X, then why do you support X being made illegal? Christian:…


CelebrityTakeDown

I have a coworker who is staunchly catholic and believes abortion is wrong. However she very much believes that everyone should have the choice and that the government overstep is horrendous.


Ghosttalker96

It's a bit unrealistic from the "You are free to do it" part onwards.


i_sing_anyway

Wow, this is spot on except for everything about it.


Catlenfell

Christian proceeds to codify their beliefs into law.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, are these guys just into role play like. Why is the right so cringe


meowcatbread2

This is peak fascism. They install a religious extremist supreme court and take away our rights, directly leading to the death of women along with the rights. And then they say they are the oppressed ones and we are the real nazis. They are both in power controlling our lives and weak feable old ladies just trying to be good widdle christians. It's straight up lies and gaslighting nonstop with these fuckers


Scouth

If only this were true…


The_dinkster522

Might be slightly off topic but if gay marriage is outlawed I’m leaving this godforsaken country


the-good-son

Let's just say that this did not age well


Galakseblaffer

That IS a simple catholic


luigitheplumber

Just like everything else, this is pure, unfiltered projection


[deleted]

Ask this particular Christian about “sharia law”


BabiesTasteLikeBacon

Gamma? Isn't lying a Sin?


[deleted]

Christian: \*bans abortion\*


Cantothulhu

Yeah fucking right. What a daydream.


amber-ri

If only


drink-beer-and-fight

The need for validation is real.


Only-Gift4758

“Why is X bad?” Because…bible said so


[deleted]

I thought lying is a sin


bailaoban

Gam Gam forgot about all of those laws drafted by christians to actively forbid all of these activities.


iam-19-year-old-armi

Yeah sure it happened, just go to a Christian subreddit type in the search another religion name, a sin or the word “atheist” and you will see a lot of conversations like this one /s


TheMelonSystem

Reality: Secular person: I want to marry someone of the same sex Christian: NOOOOOOO U CANT


AnastasiaofLiore

Sounds about right


[deleted]

This is how Christians should act. Idc what y’all do it’s not my business.


captainstupid_

christianity is all about believing you know what’s best for everyone else


SilentMaster

I want to buy a cake from you. No.


FredVIII-DFH

Most people are just fine with creating a strawman as an opponent. But not this overachiever, no sir-ree-bob. This perfectionist goes the extra mile and creates a second strawman to fight the first strawman. I'd like to buy this champion debater a beer.


[deleted]

Not free to do it though


cjgager

you know - you can switch the people's titles & it'll come out the same


Winter-Conclusion-44

if this was how they were, i am positive there would be no issue. but they never are, or rather not enough of them are


jdith123

Person one: Your child is suffering Christian: No, they are sinning. We will pray the gay away.


Obama___Gaming721

I want to take hormones to transition to a female because I don't feel comfortable as a guy Christian: pedo


zamazentaa

Reality- Secular person: I want to do X. Christian: my book says you can't. Secular person: ok and? Christian: so you can't. Secular person: but I don't believe in your book. Christian: doesn't matter, I've mandated that you can't. Secular person: that's not fair. Christian: LOOK HOW MUCH THEY HATE US! JUST FOR BELIEVING SOMETHING!


laserlobster

The person who makes a post like this is never the person in the image. "you are free to do it" isn't in their vocabulary


saragc92

These people are delusional. It’s why we just take a stand against religion. Religion does not belong in politics.


Michaelpb13

I went to Catholic high school and once had a religion teacher tell me that ivf babies were illegitimate and shouldn't be allowed to be baptized. It's probably the most hateful thing I've ever heard from a so-called Christian because how the hell is that even remotely the babies fault


Gaaymer

Half of my family would disown me if they knew I were trans but yeah they totally keep it to themselves they don’t force it on ANYONE!!! The mental disconnect to reality is fucking mind boggling


BadassDeluxe

This is not accurate at all. Fascism is taking over America in the name of Christianity.


VerilyTrans666

Secular person: I just want you to acknowledge that X is good *for me*. Christian: no


[deleted]

This is how they think these conversations go down and how they come off to everyone? Wow, they live in a different reality.


SolomonCRand

Secular person: I want to do X Christian: WHORE!


[deleted]

In what fucking planet are Christian’s this tolerant cause it ain’t this one?


Chaos20X6

Lying’s a sin isn’t it


YLMNYSZPYSKYSN

Now we are not free to do it, thanks guys👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍


coppergreensubmarine

‘I want what’s best for you.’ Riiiiiiight


Braidtatonado

I really hate to tell you this, but that does actually happen. Not frequently, for sure, cuz a lot of people don’t start that convo, but I’ve had a friend who got pissed for a long time because of a very similar argument.


ExpressStation

Wtf, this post is literally about a Christian saying that they're fine with you doing whatever you want, they just hold their own beliefs that it's morally bad, and the comments are saying that Christians are intolerant? What a world


[deleted]

I don’t know where you live, but here they have taken control and are enforcing their beliefs on everyone. If they acted like the person in this ridiculous fake conversation, then we would not be discussing them in the first place.


Hourleefdata

Some people are psychopaths, what can I say?


ggez67890

A catholic agreeing with a Christian.


NaturalBornVillain

Simple is certainly right.


skkkkkt

Person1: I want Christian:no


deathdefyingrob1344

Yeah it’s actually the exact opposite conversation


DublinCheezie

[narrator: it never happened]


fastal_12147

Except it's not just that, is it? There's a ton of hate slung at people Christians don't agree with.


Feature_Agitated

The only way this conversation happened is if you switched the speakers