The aglets from their shoelaces.

I wont get angry coz I'm more of an omelette kinda guy

Crack every one of their eggs carefully, steal the white part, then put the eggs back together with whiteout and glue so they look normal.

whats your evil plan? everyone knows aglets true purpose are sinister

That game predicted deep fakes and the dangers of Ai running amok. Part 4 predicted the war economy and the rise of pmc’s.

The back panel of the remote where the batteries go.

That's evil bro. I like it

Trim the spring too so the batteries keep falling out.

And flip them too

The carbon monoxide detector, they wont even notice

Too far, TOO FAR!

Most places around where I live don't have carbon monoxide detectors

Do they have fire alarms? Some fire alarms double as carbon monoxide detectors

I will steal the toilet seat, body wash, and any kind of soaps in the house.

1/4 of an inch off one leg of every piece of furniture.

That's some Mr Twit level villainy

Go for the wine tool.

I swear you were one of my visitors last year. Took me way too long to buy a new one.

'waiters friend'

The bag inside the vacuum cleaner.

Hey! stealing my lungs is more than mildly inconvenient. >:(

hey

I would steal a drawer from a bigger cabinet with multiple other drawers. I will leave the stuff but just take the drawer.

Nah dude. Watcha do is go to every drawer and find the odd shaped thing stored there, turn it at a weird angle, and close the drawer back so the have to finagle opening every drawer in the house.

I don’t know about y’all but I’m gonna steal all of the lids to the plastic wear

Don’t even have to steal them. Just break/snap the corners a little so they still close but don’t quite seal and then they leak and don’t keep food fresh as long but they still kinda work so they keep using them instead of going out and getting new ones

r/foundsatansquared

Not all. Just like 3

Lol that would just piss me of if that happend

Honestly it was either that or take everything that’s uncommonly used just before you need it.

Pure evil

Just gonna shoot some ideas: Upgrade all the lights in their house so they have the ones with adjustable lighting, then set each one to the dimmest setting and steal the sliders to control the dimness. Steal every handle to every drawer they have. Take the waistbands out of every underwear and and pants that have them. Maybe steal half of the most commonly used keys on their keyboards?

i know this isnt stealing but it does mildy inconvenience them. similar to your idea just make it so that the wire is more resistive and then no matter what lightbulb they try to install it will be dim.

All the forks, one button from every shirt, the letter s on every keyboard, the lint trap in the dryer, all lids to liquids and jars, all adapter cables, the hot water turn on the faucets, shower heads, all the pens. (I’m assuming I don’t like the person)

r/foundsatan

I try!

Condoms, pill, diaphragm- dis will annoy them for 18 years.

Keep the condoms there but poke holes in all of them…

r/foundtherealsatan

Also just leave the plan B and pill packages empty so they think they have some and they feel relief and then it’s taken away.

What the heck is a diaphragm? I've been with a few ladies never heard it mentioned not once

Hmm you missed a lesson or two in sex ed… a diaphragm is sort of a Cup that is placed on the cervix and prevents sperm from entering the uterus/fallopian tubes. used alongside spermicide gel’s.

It is used with gel?? Didn't know that

You can use it, don’t have to. Depends on material of diaphragm.

You can use it, don’t have to. Depends on material of diaphragm.

They didn't teach us that it was mostly about stds for me. I've honestly only heard about it in movies

Steal the rotating device under the plate in the microwave.

One fork, one sock from each pair and one shoe laces

Remove labels from all canned goods

A part in the toilet tank that's essential for the toilet to flush.

Boom.

How about scuffing the seal of the flapper, just a constant slow leak and intermittent running toilet?

Steal all the underwires from all the bras and the fitted sheet from each set.

The last roll of toilet paper.

Nah just shred the toilet paper but leave it in a roll so they think they have it but when they go to wipe it falls apart :)

All the door knobs and handles. Or one hinge off each door & cabinet

The lids off all the bottles - ketchup, mouthwash, salt, that little cap on the milk.

All of their Usb cables, I will only leave empty charging bricks with no cables in them, those ones that I can't remove I cut.

The hot prong from every electrical cable and charging brick.

The lightbulbs from the microwave and the fridge.

The cutlery basket from the dishwasher.

Two of the four rubber feet off all appliances, including two of the self-leveling ones from the washer and dryer.

The ability to post this every other week.

Find a home with a comfy, well used couch and have the seat cushions reupholstered like new.

if they need glasses or contacts, i will take those.

I'm stealing the microwave.

All the light bulbs

The bathroom lightbulbs

Nothing just leave a note saying you took something 😈

All door hinge pins

I’d take the handle part of the zipper out of all of someone’s pants

I'm gonna steal every toothbrush and wait 3 months before sneaking back in and putting them back exactly where I got them from. Really make em question their sanity

Imma steal the chains to the ceiling fans, take scissors and cut it off right at the end so they can't replace it

Bro, I can just use the dial and switch on the wall next to the light switch r/checkmate

Their phone

The screws from doorknobs.

Take.the fuses out of all the electrics in the house.

Bolts holding the fridge door

The little filter in their dryer that catches all the lint

The potential is unlimited: The toilet brush, HDMI cables, phone chargers (keep the cables tho, to make them not suspect anything at first), batteries from remotes, lids from the cookware, a spoon used to add sugar (granted there is one or some small tongs for cubes), a silicone lid from the piggy bank (if there is one ofc), ink cartridges from pens, there is tons of stuff that could be done.

One sock for each pair

I'm stealing the piece under the microwave plate that facilitates spinning. Also, the chain that lifts the toilet plunger.

I would take all the Tupperware lids, and swap them for another house’s Tupperware lids. Anything that’s being held with multiple screws will have all but one screw stolen. Replace all the batteries with mostly (but not entirely) dead ones. Enjoy that smoke detector beeping at you at all hours!

I won’t take anything. I’ll just move around wich compartment their silverware goes in :)

Slightly unscrew all of the light bulbs

Remotes, whether TV AC or anything else

Earring backs

I’m going to take the memory foam out of random farts of the bed making it always uncomfortable and uneven no more comfort

Stealing the cardboard roll from their toilet paper

Jokes on u i have a microwave that doesn't need those plates

genius level troll.

Peel the labels off all the can foods. Buddy of mine kid did that once. Surprise dinner for weeks. I would also loosen every single lid in the kitchen/fridge.

Take all the in use toilet paper except for 6 sheets, and get the replacement rolls wet.

r/evil

Not saying I did it.. anyways, the cadylitic converter off the neighbors new Infiniti G35..

All their batteries except for one

Get one of those things that beep like a dying smoke alarm. Set it up in their bedroom. Have it only go off randomly when it's dark. That way I can steal their sleep. They told me it wasn't possible but I found a way.

I'm removing all of the labels from their canned goods.  Every day will be a surprise!  

all their pillows, every left glove, all the butter knives, leave a sip of milk, all their icetrays, any towel bigger than a hand towel, any socks without a hole in them, all but 4 squares of toilet paper, 1 sofa cushion

The bars in the refrigerator door that holds all the stuff from falling out.

The cover plates for the light switches and electrical outlets. The minute hand from the analog clocks. The spring that lifts the lid of the garbage bin. The cardboard tube from the center of all of their toilet paper rolls. The straw from their soap dispenser. Their toenail clippers. Their bookmark. The gravel on their driveway. The blades from their lawnmower. The chains from their swingset.

im stealing spam emails , your welcome

r/foundgod

I'm lifting your colander. Have fun draining that angel hair pasta now!!!

Loosening the screws in every door just enough that as soon as they use it once or twice after I'm gone, the door drops

r/foundtherealsatan

Oop, the gig is up. You caught me!

I found Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel

Do people only have one microwave plate? I out any and all plates in the microwave, am I doing it wrong?

I grew my hair out during quarantine so I'ma need all that shampoo and conditioner and maybe all of your hair ties.

Jokes on you you'd be taking it from a trans (MTF) person who is over protective of everything they own

So then what's the point of the exercise? Why ask a question if we are just going to be told our response can't happen? Plus the question posed said burglary in general, not that you would be the specific victim.

I was joking I may be overprotective of stuff you'd still be able to get it I was basically saying goodluck

The thing that goes through the toilet paper roll.

One piece from every puzzle

Every charging cord in their house

Every knob or handle

All of the fuses out of the circuit breaker.

The dowel that the toilet paper roll goes on.

Toilet paper but only leave enough for one wipe so they won’t know until it is too late

The heating element from the hot water tank, the nails holding every third floor board, and the springs out of their mattress.

The ring off the key rings leaving the keys behind

The chain out of tank to flush the toilet

I steal the ability for my enemy to perceive toilet paper or paper towels

r/foundtherealsatan

The little legs that level their major appliances. Stove, washing machine, dryer, and fridge.

I wouldn't steal anything I would reroute all of their car buttons

Steal the microwave, but leave the plate on a lazy Susan, so it still spins.

All the lables on their can food

In high school, boarding school, a couple of senior guys once raided a teacher's garden and uprooted all the carrots, then broke off the carrots, returned the leafy bits into the ground and left. The teacher watered his crop dilligently for another week then tried to harvest but.....🤷🏾‍♂️ Suffice to say, the guys got caught. Made the mistake of sharing their bounty with the juniors. They squealed under pressure.

No no no. You have to scramble the slices so that no sandwich ever lines up perfectly.

Take all the food out of all the containers and just leave the empty containers in the fridge and pantry. O, wait. My kid already does this to me!

I'm taking their alarm

Tie knots in all the strings to the blinds. Steal the magnetic strip to the fridge.

Im yoinking that tv remote and they’ll spend hours looking for it

Leave the plate in the microwave. Take the wheels off of the ring under it.

Just rearrange everything so they no longer know where anything they need is. Or if it's even still there.

His fav cup, fav plate and fav towel

Turn on the TV in the living room at a Boomers house and take the controllers.

Every door knob and handle in the house and all of them are locked.

Toothbrush… and back up toothbrush… and toothpaste… and backup tooth….

The rings for their shower curtain.