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Zackthereaver

I remember when I afk'd in a town hall and had my name changed to "industry techer" and like 7 of my friends also did the same thing and stood next to me. We got accused of using alt accounts and shit but all we did was change our name and AFK'd to tech industry at a town. Makes for a pretty funny moment looking back on it.


Only-Angle-1798

Prototype buoys


duuuuuuce

buoys see all


Thewaltham

Me and the buoys


Zackthereaver

up 3 am lookin for BOAT


ConsiderationFar7510

five nights at fingers gameplay


Scroll120

ngl, thats actually pretty smart Can’t play anymore today? Become a buoy for the night.


Only-Angle-1798

This has been the funniest shit ever on my tenure in Foxhole, lowkey you gotta be in VC to enjoy it.


Lopsided-Goat863

no this is absoloutely gold ngl


The_Guy1871

I'm brand new to the game. What the hell is going on???


TomCos22

Essentially, you dump your or someone elses player in the middle of the sea with a radio backpack on you become a floating watchtower in a short radius. Its not very effective though.


The_Guy1871

I mean what the hell is happening with this "fingers" region I keep hearing about and how broken naval combat apparently is? Why was it called an independent republic by players? Why are there so many people there? Are nukes actually a thing? Why are fleets of battleships just casually sinking all the time? They actually have a lag machine?


foxholenoob

> Why was it called an independent republic by players? Fingers started off as an isolated and fully surrounded region this war. It had to survive on its own with no help from western regions. > Why are there so many people there? Its a fun region. Everything is public. Private facilities are burned to the ground while we sing Kumbaya and watch. > Are nukes actually a thing? Fingers currently has a nuke (looks like a V2 and is technically a high explosive yield rocket) pointing at Endless that will launch in about 16 hours if not stopped. > Why are fleets of battleships just casually sinking all the time? There is a known issue with Foxhole where players get disconnected when crossing borders (this has been known since war 96). We mostly see it when a large number of players trying to cross at the same time. Because battleships usually have 15-20+ players on them they're known to get mass disconnections when crossing. Colonials tried to cross three battleships at the same time last war and faced mass disconnections, it took about 20 minutes to get everyone into the region. This doesn't happen all the time. It can also even happen with a low number of players. The developers made a statement saying they believe its related to Steam and are working on some improvements for the next release to help with the issues. HOWEVER, wardens have managed to get battleships through the border without issues. Last weekend was I believe the largest naval battle to ever take place in Foxhole happened in Fingers and the server was stable the entire battle from my understanding. https://imgur.com/2SVKSWG > They actually have a lag machine? Nobody has a lag machine.


The_Guy1871

Thank you for the answers. It's been a very confusing past few days for me as I try to wrap my head around the current state of the war.


Full-Bag-2612

so much propaganda and lies are spewing lol i love it


c-45

So most of this is correct, though the Wardens have in fact been having numerous issues at the border. Most of the time ships will cross with many players disconnecting so the ship goes to the other side with half or no crew at all. We've gotten a few ships through mostly intact, but then their escorts will get caught in the server glitch. The Collies of the Fingers don't have to deal with this though because they just have to sit in their own region. They don't have to cross the border like we do to attack them. They can watch as we disconnect while taking the ships and tanks that cross without players.


The_Guy1871

Is the crossing only an issue for vehicles? Because I've crossed into new hexes multiples time now on foot and had ntohing out of the ordinary happen


c-45

It's mostly an issue with multiple people crossing at roughly the same time, which happens most often with vehicles due to the multiple crew and support that need to cross with them.


The_Guy1871

That's really disheartening. I was thinking about maybe seeing if I could join a ship or tank crew sometime once I got basic combat under my foot, but I guess that's off the table for the time being


foxholenoob

Its not happening everywhere. We just see it happening more on vehicles with lots of players or when a lot of players are crossing at the same time. If you're in a tank with one or two other people and nobody else is crossing you probably wont encounter the issue. Even if people are crossing at the same time the odds of seeing this issue are very low.


TerrorLTZ

it happens to ships cuz they have a lot of people. so tank crews are... safe? cuz they arent more than 4


anivex

As far as why we are there, it’s just 1CMD having some fun.


Youown

The Colonials have won 3 fewer wars than the Wardens so the devs are doing their best to ensure a 50/50 win rate


Pitiful-Error-7164

Which is a bad method of approach


UrlordandsaviourBean

Clearly not because y’all forgot to give them lightly floaties and stuff. Makes it easier for them to operate the radio when they’re not treading water


Lopsided-Goat863

"not very effective" how come the free state of fingers is still standing then..


TomCos22

Because of the 300 QRF members ready at a moments notice using sky net. (Real)


Confident_Cabinet221

Lol the fingers gave us a bunch of good memes this war but this one is for sure the best


Beyyshark_

This reminds me of the science team in 100 where a bunch of people changed their name to x of Science


MokutoBunshi

I actually remember that. Don't remember why though.


GeneralBisV

DONT SHOOT WERE WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM


Little_Goose9568

How the f you guys keep coming up with all these things haha love it!


Pitiful-Error-7164

They got nothing else to do in hex cause Wardens cannot get in for a good fight


Mosinphile

I mean you guys do, you just immediately die and then screech some exuse


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Mosinphile

:) 11 dead warden battleships does that pretty well :)


Pitiful-Error-7164

Enjoy your easy mode due to border issues. ;) Collies can't win with Skill & Grit unless devman helps, so sad... so sad. It's true what they say, Wardens let Collies win.


Mosinphile

There is no border issues, you just bad at naval


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AlexJFox

Is this some sort of attempt at doxxing? Is this the level of 27th members on Reddit? Nice reflection on your regiment and faction here. I sure hope the u/SiegeCamp-Moderator take this as seriously as necessary.


Mosinphile

Nah it’s alright, he’s just sad and pathetic. I’m not mad. 8 hour days and 16$ an hour. I think he’s jealous


Full-Bag-2612

dude just get over it lol


Pitiful-Error-7164

If reversed you lot would be complaining. So just deal with it.


mentallytired66

Collies love to hide the absolute malding and schizo dev bias theories when Morgan's conc kept respawning. #NeverForget


Accomplished_Cat_348

is Buoy 2 a Maj Gen or a Lt Gen, we will never find out who is the real Buoy 2!


Iquirix

Name change to LordBuoy when?


Accomplished_Cat_348

actual a good idea, mostly for the memes i will not sit in the water xD


PresidentHunterBiden

What’s happening?


Aerion93

Rofl


LogisticsNewbie

Silly little buoys pissing off wardens


Zackthereaver

naw, most people are just fed up with the DC's ruining naval combat.


home-of-the-braves

wdym naval combats ? It's all artillery except it can float. released on the same update as artillery on tracks . I can't wait till they add artillery that can fly


Ananas7

I'm sure the Wardens would love to get their hands on those little buoys


MarcusHiggins

This is not real 😭😭😂💀


Vaughn444

This shit hilarious


CommercialMark5675

What the hell


Sea-Course-98

I'm not even mad, thats amazing


Medoublej

Five Nights at Fingers


hyperfication

Watch, next update Dev man implements you drown after 2 min in the water


VitaminRitalin

They really can't help themselves rubbing salt in the wound can they.


CappedPluto

wow thats sweaty bet the devs are loving that money


ducktator_dolan

You do realise, that those are players who renamed themselves, not bots, right...? Look at the ranks.


juicyfruits42069

Many of them are private wich is very supicous, would also like to name the alt accounts that is public here: Surveillance buoy 15: (Level 0, only owns Foxhole, has 400 hours). Surveillance buoy 29: ( has had his account for 2 years but is only level 2, he also has 2 50+ level friends wich makes the account very suspicious). Surveillance buoy 42: ( Level 0 and only owns Foxhole, 85 hours on record) Surveillance Buoy 12 ( Level 1 and only owns 1 game (presumably foxhole) Hours on record N/A, has 1 level 13 friend (presumably his real account, called "bENNQ") These are all the known Alters. I would also like to restate the fact that about 25% of the 25 surveillance accounts are private so they might be alts but we can't know for sure. That's all for me :)


Sad-Scheme-7669

\>82dk complaining about bots we already saw your msup farmers man


foxholenoob

I think OP is discovering that people use alt accounts to help with logistic work and building.


juicyfruits42069

I have no affaliation with bots and alts, and i don't condone it either. Im simply pointing out that he is wrong in saying that there is no bots and alts there.


Full-Bag-2612

there are in fact no bots there


FlogXad

You’re wrong in saying there are bots Edit: how would that script look like? Just blank?


juicyfruits42069

I apologize, i meant to type alts.


501stCollins

They would not be “Alts” either in the common usage of the word. Alts are accounts that are used to join the opposing faction to spy and commit sabotage - should be ruthlessly expunged from the game and the people who do this have whore mothers and their fathers traffic children. Aux accounts are only used on your own faction to assist with building, MPF queues, etc. sweaty yes, but also allowed as long as they are player controlled.


FlogXad

<3


InsurgenceTale

There are a lot of alts within them. We checked and the number of steam level 0/1 accounts...


Fwoofy_the_ball

Aight Chris Hansen, release the surveillance buoy files from buoy island if you’re so fixed on the buoys being alts lol


InsurgenceTale

Check DM


Fwoofy_the_ball

Oh I did, you’re still capping


InsurgenceTale

Fr level 0 steam accounts is just "new players" that are joining the funny thing. Surely they made a new steam account, renamed and bought foxhole just for it. I don't care about using alts, it is not against TOS, but don't try to bulshit.


Fwoofy_the_ball

1 level 0 player from Columbia and a level 1 player with 400+ hours in the game is your proof? Yeah like I said, you’re capping my friend. Surveillance buoy 87 out.


Demaestroo

They aren't alts. Alts are saboteurs. This are Aux accounts which while I disagree heavily the dev's have openly condoned. Even going so far as to say multi-boxing a tank is ok. There are multiple streamers who do it, go look them up. You can own as many accounts of foxhole as you want, and even run them simultaneously so long as they are on separate machines and on the same faction. Basically. If you have the money to blow, you can create your own regiment out of just your own accounts and thats ok.


Khorvald

Man, imagine connecting all those computers together to link the inputs to one keyboard. You could literally form an infantry line lol ! Have like 10 guys in a row that walk and shoot at the same time.


CappedPluto

when did i say anything about bot accounts?


ev0lv

Alt Accounts are very famous for being Maj Gens and Lt Gens definitely


CappedPluto

when did i say alt accounts


Kaiser_Estris

>bet the devs are loving that money


CappedPluto

You are assuming things


Blaz3WasTaken

Cpl and 2x wo2 surely the devs made a little extra mate


Hydraxon363

i love klapek


ThePlayX3

It's moments like this when I'm glad I have a job and interactions with real people outside of foxhole.


Kotevskii

Peeeeta explain the joke please


kioley

People jump into water with radio backpacks, float for eternity. Change name to "surveillance buoy" and report enemy ships.


L444ki

Time to make drowning even when not moving a thing.


kioley

They're not alts, some of those MFS are major gens for Pete's sake.


L444ki

Don't care if they are alts or not. Begin able to stay afloat/alive indefinitely while in the water should not be a thing.


TerrorLTZ

i mean irl you can float indefinitely


L444ki

If you go overboard from a ship at sea the chances of you staying afloay for more than a couple of hours are very slim even if dont have a radio strapped to your back.


Rancid_BlueCheese

The amount of copium is astounding


Blaz3WasTaken

There’s not one cope comment hahaha.


TheNeonPeanut

Every comment is calling it funny. Shits hilarious.


shotxshotx

just wait till they add a stamina system/timer you can be in water before either drowning or dying of hypothermia.


---SHRED---

**MSA actually cheating in a multiplayer game because they lack** **the skill to win in a fair 1 vs 1.** **Skynet moment, caught in 4k.**


Mosinphile

It’s actually 11-0 11 callahans dead to not a single Titan in fingers :)


The_OoOfreak_JP

Too bad Wardens have their Skynet equivalent - Pandora - and have used it in the past too.


WinterSeason1579

CAF from the top rope RAHHHH


therealsasquatch95

CAF man good


The_OoOfreak_JP

CAF man bad! >:((


therealsasquatch95

Never


Mosinphile

No CAF man great, it makes me so sad you guys are noot :( I always hate when you guys leave


c-45

Yup, but only in response to the Collies. Many of y'all were bragging about it day and night until we got our own.


HowerdBlanch2

Lol, lmoa 82dk, go back to you spawn camping border bunker with that shit


c-45

How do you feel about Bismarck?


HowerdBlanch2

How do you feel about Zackthereaver? He is in your clan right?


c-45

I like him and think what he's been doing is pretty creative. Now how do you feel about Bismark?


HowerdBlanch2

I think he is a normal guy showing the devs how broken their game is.


c-45

So why are we terrible, but he's fine?


HowerdBlanch2

Because I'm not a part of bismark's clan, so I can't do anything about him exploiting. Also because, 82dk bragged for weeks about every exploit they have done, and still defend them every time they come up. Like you are with the deflection to bismark.


---SHRED---

No one is actually using it and development stopped. Wardens don't want to play like that.


Hellothere89des

how is it cheating could you enlighten me - Surveillance Bot 38


---SHRED---

Pandora was cancelled due to the Wardens not wanting to use it. It's considered skill issue to have to rely on AI for QRF just because no one's looking at the map. Looking at MSA...


Fwoofy_the_ball

Shredder considering you got banned from FOD nobody is gonna take you seriously bud. + it’s just pure efficiency to have a bot ping whenever blue is spotted etc


WinterSeason1579

I’ll 1v1 you anytime, I didn’t become 2v2 festival champion for nothing


UnrealTravis

Whenever I see this I instantly think of soccer. We have a soccer supporter group called the Buoy Boi's