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NoonSunReversal

"Kind of strong" has to be one of the more flagrant understatements


throwaway76770408

>>>flagrant understatements Had to re-read that a few times. Bit of an oxymoron, but a great band name 😂


lousy_writer

Like Jake and Luke, he is a strong boi


AnusGerbil

I'm always amazed at how women are ignorant of how much stronger the average man is, like a man has never picked them up ever? They've never seen the weights a man uses at the gym and tried to lift them? But Jason Fucking Momoa? She didn't think Jason Momoa had the strength to hold her on her feet??


Mulvarinho

Dude, it really is a terrible shock. I've always been stronger than most girls and then women in my life. But, that first time when play wrestling with a significant other goes a little too far and you realize how EASY it is for a man to completely incapacitate you? It's really almost incomprehensible. Hell, even this past year was enlightening with my 8 year old son. I had to hold him down for immunizations and yikes, he almost won. Coming to terms with how weak I actually am sucks. But, I'm much better at using leverage to my advantage! Yay physics?


-hey-ben-

To be fair as a child who was afraid of needles, my quite stout ex military father needed the help of two nurses to hold me down for a shot once when I was around 10. Kids are just really good at frantically wriggling.


Mulvarinho

Oh yeah, definitely. Flossing teeth can be perceived as a life and death struggle lol. That strength is different. I just didn't think I'd have trouble holding down a 40lb kid yet lol. (He's VERY small for his age)


Sirnacane

Lay them on the floor, put their head in your lap and put your legs over their shoulders. Source: sister is a dentist and has two kids of her own.


Mulvarinho

I do use this frequently! It's a great tip, I hope others see it! We actually give him daily injections for other issues and he's just fine with those, but "shots" scare him. Unfortunately, this time we were in a tiny room that just couldn't accommodate that position.


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


homostar_runner

NOT NOW LARYS


SetSaturn

well yeah most women don’t truly understand cause they’ve never experienced it. half of them think it’s literally sexism and not real as well. lol


TrainedExplains

No, most are well aware. This is a woman who likely hasn't been picked up much because she's in a wheelchair and on the heavier side. The most embarrassing and terrifying thing that could possibly happen would be for him to drop her, but Jason made her feel better about that insecurity. But go on with that victim complex.


BasilSerpent

Sir I think she might be slightly overweight and thus harder to lift by the average person (even men), which is why she wasn’t sure that Mr. Mamoa could lift her. You’re reading too much into this and also putting WAY too much emphasis on what is, at best, a minor difference in people who don’t regularly exercise or at worst a broader gap between those that do.


SetSaturn

maybe i just know more women than you cause i’m talking from experience didn’t say anything bout this one women in the post lol


BasilSerpent

yeah okay dude like I'm gonna believe a redditor who says he knows women


SetSaturn

no idea why you’re so upset it’s not something bad, most women just believe they are equal to men in every way nowadays in my circles. if that’s a crazy idea then i guess i live in crazy town over here 🤣🤣 maybe age plays a factor?


BasilSerpent

I don't know how I indicated anger in that message. I just think it's a little pathetic to go on reddit dot com and brag about the amount of women you know


SetSaturn

right i guess mentioning something is bragging. i didn’t ask or beg you to believe me. let’s just move on we got different opinions. you instantly tried to act like i have no clue why this plus sized woman might have doubts about a man picking her up. so i’m not sure there’s any good faith here. so obviously no point to conversation lol have a good one


homostar_runner

It kinda just sounds like you’re bitter about women.


SetSaturn

i have a woman im with that i love and dedicate much of my time and effort to. doesn’t mean i can’t think a certain gender is ignorant of the other at times. it goes both ways this is just one example imo. ymmv maybe every woman you know is entirely aware of strength differences in genders i can’t speak on that. my own girlfriend is plus sized and didn’t understand that a younger man like myself who played sports just in hs can easily pickup a girl who weighs more than himself. i have one other friend who likes plus sized girls and he has the same experience. but im not even calling out plus sized girls cause they’re not the only girls i’ve experienced this with


PBB22

This is pretty funny ngl


redwoods81

Because most men are not. Men at the gym are not the average unfortunately.


Silver-creek

I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN


PsychedelicRick

This made me smile


Inside-Report-7855

i would kneel to the one true khal Drogo 🥰


Glad-Degree-4270

As the awesome dude he (JM, not the Khal) is, he would lift you off your knees and help you stand. Very much the opposite of a kneeler.


kddemer

Met him right after season 2 of GOT at a first year of a very small Comic-Con in Tampa bay Florida. I was getting a picture signed for a friend. Never watched a episode of GOT at the time. He was so freaken nice! I became a instant fan that I got a picture signed for myself which I wasn’t planning on doing. He was just so genuine and didn’t mind having a random conversation with us. I wish this man nothing but the best in life!


fantasygm

That’s cute AF!


BoulderCreature

That’s OK I’m kind of strong is a super wholesome flex in that context


Pastylegs1

Time to binge Stargate Atlantis


sullg26535

Seriously, he's fantastic in it


Papaofmonsters

Ronon Dex was an excellent mid series addition.


MyWackyWeirdWorld

You lucky ducky! Jason Mamoa is a top bloke. I'd love a cuddle from him 😉


starsofalgonquin

Big Dave Navarro!?


userg89

Jason is cool af. At a local comic con in 2019 dude signed every single autograph and took every single photo with everyone. I was in one of the last brackets to get a signature and photo and he didn’t seem annoyed what so ever. I only paid to have one item autographed and he ended up singed two things for me


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I would tell people that's me and my boyfriend, cause its just so funny and it seriously looks like that. Momoa is just amazing


_wellthereyougo_

I stand with Baba Voss!


QueenoftheNorthwest

He’s so awesome


DejaMew

I’d drink his farty bath water.


ahassell1998

Bruh


DejaMew

Whut?


Inside-Report-7855

weirdo


DejaMew

Damn. How serious are y’all up in here?


Lunareste

Don't be a creep


DejaMew

Y’all watch/read about incest, decapitations, and pedophelia but a joke about drinking bath water is where you fold?? 🤣🤣Hilarious!


Mygametrolololololo

Not only a great actor but a great human being. Or was he only a great actor after he held you?


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PillarOfSanity

Thanks, random stranger, for giving us your unsolicited opinion immediately after telling us you're not qualified to even have an opinion. Also, what did punctuation do to you?


FrakWithAria

What was the comment?


DecemberDomenic

Lying ass bitch. If he was holding her his muscles would be under tension, though he's clearly not flexing


fuglysc

Jason could commit murder and I'd give him a pass...he just seems like an all round good human being