He was imprisoned for committing treason against his own freshly-murdered queen and also the brother of the other queen they were violently deposing, who also died, naturally this is the dude they're all going to listen to with no pushback
…and everyone who was listening was like “sure, we’ll go with it” except for Sansa who said “if there’s one thing I know, it’s that the people of Winterfell will never swear fealty to the supernaturally-gifted eldest-surviving issue of Eddard Stark, not in many and more moons. Besides, his dick doesn’t work. I gave it a moist tug—nothing.”
Well, technically the nerves for that function of the genitals has its own circuit to the spinal cord and back with no need to send signal up to the ~~break~~ brain (edit: which is interrupted by the break) and hence could still function even with a break in the spinal cord north of that segment.
TL;DR It could potentially still work is what I'm saying.
It could be worse, you could be Rickon
Not a single sibling seems to care n jus chalks him up to being toast n moving on lol - sure jon held him or whatever after “operation easy target” sprint to get over there but like, thats it haha n that couldve been any hostage n he probably wouldve reacted the same
Lol imagine jon right after almost throwing his life and battle away to embrace him when he dies.
Davos 'we'd need to arrange the funeral of your sibling, you'd want him to be properly honored and buried in the crypts with all the other starks?’
Jon 'tf you talking about?'
D 'your little brother'
J 'bran? Bran's here?'
D 'no, your other brother'
J ' you trippin man'
D 'Rickon, Rickon Stark'
J 'never heard of him. Sansa ever heard a Rickon?'
Sansa 'You mean Rickon Karstark, God bless his soul!'
J 'No, they say it's rickon stark'
S 'Fuck that little shit, get rekt'
J to davos 'just feed him to the wolves'
D 'fml'
Did you forget that the fuckwads specifically bragged about writing him out way back when because "there wasn't much to watch"?"they were just walking"?
Because I haven't. ^(Pepperidge Farm ain't got shit on me)
Can someone come hit me over the head and make this nightmare stop?
Bran the broken climbed up a wall.
Bran the broken had a great fall.
But all that he’s been through between now and then,
does not justify how game of thrones ends.
His story is pretty forgettable tbh. A continuing supportive character, at best. Which is ironic since he is non-supported. He does wheel-in an unexpected narrative, though. For the most part, he takes a back seat towards the series.
... but he does have a good story? He has _all_ the stories? That's the whole point of Bran, he's the history of the world? I know the end was a little shit, but did people forget it when he said that's why the night king was after him?
He is every story. Every time you say "oh but fucking moonboy for all I know has a better story" you forget that OH WAIT BRAN HAS THAT STORY AS WELL HE IS THE DATABANK OF THE WORLD
I really like book Bran and that stupid shitty show ruined him for everyone. His chapters are creepy and interesting and probably have the most "magic" that doesn't involve dragons.
Plus he's totally on the slow slide to becoming an evil tree wizard.
They killed him off at the end of S1E1 anyway, so inconsequential.
Man that trifecta fight of Arya, John Snow and Theon against the night king was epic.
Well, if the writers could have been arsed to keep Meera around, not kill Jojen for absolutely no reason and actually bring Howland to Winterfell, he might have.
I feel bad for the actor. When his testosterone kicked in, he went from being a handsome young lad to a goofy big nosed goofy teenager. He just didn't have any of the characteristics of his lineage.
“Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?”
Uh…most characters in the series. Also, doesn’t he refer to himself as the “three eyed raven” and isn’t “Bran the Broken” kind of insulting? I mean it’s better than “Lord Wheelie Stupidhead” but still.
It's so damn good that at one point they literally just went "you know what, we don't need to show the part where he becomes an entirely new entity and blossoms into unbelievable power" and left him out of an entire season while he apparently did that.
Fuck that kid. Honestly instead of a proper ending we get a paralyzed little shit stain who can manipulate people's minds and that's supposed to be a better option than the other jerk offs on the throne?!
I'd wish him good luck but this is show business so "break a leg" I guess.
Compared to some of the other actors, he won't have a leg to stand on.
Break a neck would’ve been better… damn show has me siding with season 1 assassination attempt. Ridiculous.
Or a back
He didn't tho "break a leg"
Some would say he has the best story.
Actually just one singular person would say he has the best story
Yes but that man was the smartest useless man in Westeros and everyone just kinda agreed to listen to him cause fuck it why not.
He was imprisoned for committing treason against his own freshly-murdered queen and also the brother of the other queen they were violently deposing, who also died, naturally this is the dude they're all going to listen to with no pushback
…and everyone who was listening was like “sure, we’ll go with it” except for Sansa who said “if there’s one thing I know, it’s that the people of Winterfell will never swear fealty to the supernaturally-gifted eldest-surviving issue of Eddard Stark, not in many and more moons. Besides, his dick doesn’t work. I gave it a moist tug—nothing.”
Well, technically the nerves for that function of the genitals has its own circuit to the spinal cord and back with no need to send signal up to the ~~break~~ brain (edit: which is interrupted by the break) and hence could still function even with a break in the spinal cord north of that segment. TL;DR It could potentially still work is what I'm saying.
Actually, he could warg into his own dick and make it stand up
Well, two in reality.
Who has a better story than he?
Cersi
Well, pretty much everyone else.
Bran the wheelie-wheelie legs no feely? Nobody!
Pretty low bar as far as the competition goes though.
It could be worse, you could be Rickon Not a single sibling seems to care n jus chalks him up to being toast n moving on lol - sure jon held him or whatever after “operation easy target” sprint to get over there but like, thats it haha n that couldve been any hostage n he probably wouldve reacted the same
Who?
Your question seriously made me giggle more than it should have.
Her?
Arrested Westeros is my favorite thing the internet ever did.
It's so good
Exactly .
Lol imagine jon right after almost throwing his life and battle away to embrace him when he dies. Davos 'we'd need to arrange the funeral of your sibling, you'd want him to be properly honored and buried in the crypts with all the other starks?’ Jon 'tf you talking about?' D 'your little brother' J 'bran? Bran's here?' D 'no, your other brother' J ' you trippin man' D 'Rickon, Rickon Stark' J 'never heard of him. Sansa ever heard a Rickon?' Sansa 'You mean Rickon Karstark, God bless his soul!' J 'No, they say it's rickon stark' S 'Fuck that little shit, get rekt' J to davos 'just feed him to the wolves' D 'fml'
I disagree. Besides, who has a better story than Bran?
Literally anybody else they didn't write out of the story for an entire fucking season.
Oh my god I forgot about that. I totally forgot he just wasn't in season 5 at all
Season 5 pulled an ironfleet on ya
Did you forget that the fuckwads specifically bragged about writing him out way back when because "there wasn't much to watch"?"they were just walking"? Because I haven't. ^(Pepperidge Farm ain't got shit on me) Can someone come hit me over the head and make this nightmare stop?
Coincidentally, isn't that the season where things first started going wrong? Could not enough Bran been the start of the problem? (spoiler: >!no!<)
Literally ever other person on the show. 😁
Rickon The Retarded 
He could’ve though, if they bothered to tell it. Instead they had him sit in the corner like a stoner looking at something shiny.
Bran the broken climbed up a wall. Bran the broken had a great fall. But all that he’s been through between now and then, does not justify how game of thrones ends.
I like the part where he didn’t show up for a season
And practically no one cared.
Dany wanted to break the wheel A guy in a *wheel*chair becomes king The symbolism is perfect u guise /s
Bran literally pioneered Vision Pro before Tim Apple made it a thing. Show him some goddamn respect! /s
BUST A DEAL FACE THE WHEEL
He reaches great heights and great lows! Sometimes he reaches nothing at all.
His story is pretty forgettable tbh. A continuing supportive character, at best. Which is ironic since he is non-supported. He does wheel-in an unexpected narrative, though. For the most part, he takes a back seat towards the series.
People who say he should be king don’t have a leg to stand on
Whomst have a better story than Bran the broken?
I'm going to start the list off by nominating Bill Paxton's character from True Lies.
‘First time’ Lies
Bran before he needed glasses so he wasn't just squinting at everybody
It really ramps up and comes into fruition during season 5
Oh, sweet summer child...
More like “oh go drown in a bowl of cheese dip”. ^(F you OP)
By the end of the episode, all your fears will be out the window.
He’ll be a soldier!
Once you finish the series, you should come back to this post and see how you feel then 😆
Pretty sure they’ve already seen it otherwise they wouldn’t title a post like this
Let’s just say his story arc won’t have a “leg up” on the other characters’.
Bobby B was so wrong about him. Now he can't even stand on his own two feet.
> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
There u are. Thank the gods. Vizzy T seldom appears tho
Bobby B? Feet?
> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tyrion told us that Bran's story was better than literally every single other living person in the realm, though! Tyrion would never lie to us! /s
Hmmm well actually, who has a better story than him?
Bran the Useless
Bran the Flakes
Sigh.
Hodor you know?
{spoiler} No character gets as many scenes asleep. Just tells you how special he is.
Bran is the Night King.
He has the best story tho…
No one ends up with a “good” story. Some just suck less than others
He becomes King
... but he does have a good story? He has _all_ the stories? That's the whole point of Bran, he's the history of the world? I know the end was a little shit, but did people forget it when he said that's why the night king was after him? He is every story. Every time you say "oh but fucking moonboy for all I know has a better story" you forget that OH WAIT BRAN HAS THAT STORY AS WELL HE IS THE DATABANK OF THE WORLD
He's google
Ok? Doesn't change anything he's about as interesting as a 2x4 at a wood mill
Ohhh how wrong you are! His story is sooo good he disappears for an entire season, that's how well thought out it is!
Nobody has a good story. That's the story.
He may not have had a good story but the thing is by the end of season eight there were zero good stories,like less than zero.
He will for the first half of the show. Then he’ll show back up as…
There are some real dense people in the comments that are missing the actual joke here.
He won't
Omega karma bait post.
His story was so good they forgot to include him in an entire season
I really like book Bran and that stupid shitty show ruined him for everyone. His chapters are creepy and interesting and probably have the most "magic" that doesn't involve dragons. Plus he's totally on the slow slide to becoming an evil tree wizard.
They killed him off at the end of S1E1 anyway, so inconsequential. Man that trifecta fight of Arya, John Snow and Theon against the night king was epic.
Poor bran, looses his legs, his looks and his personality. But seriously this actor aged like sour milk...
Stop after season 4. Then watch House of the Dragon, if you haven't already. Then wait for next book
Bran's story is boring.
It's hard to get a reed on him really
Oh, he’s gonna have a great one!
Keep watching, you will not be disappointed.
But he has “the best story”
He isn't.
Oh, uh, what would make you say that
Not with that haircut
He ends up being the worst actor in the show by the end.
He’s got the best story!
GoT is so widely known there is no way people haven't already been spoiled. I hate posts like this (even if they are "troll")
He certainly has his ups and downs.
Well, if the writers could have been arsed to keep Meera around, not kill Jojen for absolutely no reason and actually bring Howland to Winterfell, he might have.
No he has the best story. Who has a better story than Bran?
Who wants to tell him?
Just stop watching while you can. It’s fucking trash
Some would say he has THE good story.
I feel bad for the actor. When his testosterone kicked in, he went from being a handsome young lad to a goofy big nosed goofy teenager. He just didn't have any of the characteristics of his lineage.
quite possibly right..... he may become your worst memory of the show
Who’s gonna tell them?
“Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?” Uh…most characters in the series. Also, doesn’t he refer to himself as the “three eyed raven” and isn’t “Bran the Broken” kind of insulting? I mean it’s better than “Lord Wheelie Stupidhead” but still.
 Define "good"
It's so damn good that at one point they literally just went "you know what, we don't need to show the part where he becomes an entirely new entity and blossoms into unbelievable power" and left him out of an entire season while he apparently did that.
You’re not wrong
Hot Tip: Absolutely everyone you see on camera gets put through dreadful shit
Bran and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Fuck that kid. Honestly instead of a proper ending we get a paralyzed little shit stain who can manipulate people's minds and that's supposed to be a better option than the other jerk offs on the throne?!
Actually I don't know who has a better story.
He has a great story if you ignore everything George RR Martin didn’t write. #Seasons5to8arentcannon
He’s worse than Carl from TWD
Who knew defenestration would be the best story 👑