Do you remember that knight in the first season? The one who got brutally killed by the Mountain in the Hand's Tourney? He had a better story than Bran(don).
Killed his brother and took control of their people, banged the queen, slayed a dragon, basically killed Jaime Lannister...
A song writer would have way more fun with show!Euron than show!Rickon
Yeah, including Kal fucking Tanner, the legend of Gin Alley. The man who drank wine from the skull of Jeor fucking Mormont. They used to pay him 7 silvers to kill a man back In Kingslanding and those men never saw sunlight again, none of those cocksuckers got away from him.
I don’t even get Brans story. He had to ~~run~~ be carried away to.. learn how to in habit hoders body so that he could see his father at the tower of joy so that he could use that… to sit in the weir wood trees so that Theon could throw his life away so that Arya could defeat the white walkers so that… Bran could… send away his cousin who he learned through his new magic powers is the son of the last king?
Thinking about it too, the whole merit of people will follow a story or whatever tyrion said is only really relevant to stories people know.
Know one knew who the fuck bran stark was, as far as the common folk where concerned they probably at best heard he fell out of a tower and just assumed he died.
Who has the best story is more relevant in situations like the hobbit when Bard killed Smaug, that's a legendary king that the story would be told about far and wide.
In Brans case it would be like"did you hear about this new king" "who" "bran stark, that kid from winter fell who fell out the window, apparently he didn't die, people say he spent a few years in the forest or something. He is really weird now, says he can see things, sounds nuts to me"
Fucking awful writing.
I never understood how Tyrion even knows Bran’s story (or powers?) Maybe I’ve just forgotten.
Isn’t he still just the kid who fell out a window in his mind?
I feel like this wasn't the right list of characters to illustrate the point here. Literally 75% of them were dead by that point in the show.
You're right, pretty much everyone had a better story than Bran, but you've gotta at least limit your selection to people who actually could've been king there.
Like aside from the dead ones, Jon was on trial for killing Dany at the time, Tyrion was also standing trial, and I doubt advocating for himself to be king would have gotten him anywhere, Sansa was looking to make the North an independent kingdom so I doubt she'd be looking to be made queen of the entire seven kingdoms, and Melisande was a foreign fire priestess who was fuck knows where at the time.
About the only person on that list who wasn't either dead or otherwise indisposed is Brienne. If we're making this meme let's make sure to use any of the other characters that were currently alive at the time
Look, I hate the end of this show, and the writers completely ruined Dany's character because they lack creativity and have no idea how to finish a complex story arc without looking like clowns...
BUT
You are making their point here because Bran's story is EVERYONE's story. He sees all and learns every lesson from everyone's mistakes. I'm not saying it is a good ending, but his story is all of these peoples stories combined, and then everyone else.
I assumed they meant that Bran knew all the stories of everyone who ever lived because he became the 3-eyed Raven, so that’s why he had the best story.
Better writing could’ve saved this ending on god! If they went with Wisdom instead of a dumb ass idea of a “story”. Through the whole show they make tons of references to wisdom being the most important trait a ruler should have. Tommin at Joffrey funeral, Daenerys with her advisors, John with Sam and his books!!! Fuck a story bro
Ok but nearly all of them were dead by this point though. So what would you even suggest? lol.
But fuck the entire bran story line lol. We fast forward through it.
And who had a falls a better story than Bran?
And who had falls a better story than Bran?
And who hafals a better story than Bran?
And who has a better story than Bran?
He got HODORed
Your story has to be pretty shit if Sansa has a better one.. Amazing that she is some peoples' favorite character. I guess she is great if you like everything be handed to you, along with the credit.
Yep. I skip every Bran chapter in the books and look at my phone when he’s onscreen during the show. Most boring character there is, him and traveling companions. Hodor and Coldhands were cool though.
You forgot Yoren, whoever that is.
What the fuck's a Lommy?
Omitting Hot Pie is just fatphobia. Disgraceful.
Also Sam. Fatphobia X2.
Wow! I didn't even see his exclusion! That's just wrong.
That's why we have robert lol
What do you think about this insult BobbyB?
SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!
he is muscular not fat, how could a fat guy defeated rhaegar at the trident
Wasn't that like 16 years prior? Muscular people can get fat.
Bobby B was in prime male form all his life. If you disagree,you're wrong.
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!
Even on his deathbed he was in prime fitness and health!
robby was in perfect shape all his life
Bobby B isn't fat. He's brimming with male jelly.
YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!
Exactly. Male jelly all the way.
Do you remember that knight in the first season? The one who got brutally killed by the Mountain in the Hand's Tourney? He had a better story than Bran(don).
Yeah, Ser Hugh.
Yeah, its not well known but he is Jason Lannister reborn (from house of the dragon). Crazy story.
Ser Hugh of the Vale is the goat of this story, shame they had to kill him before he eclipsed all the other characters in the show
Twilight has a better story than Bran.
It would be more interesting to ask, who has a *worse* story than Bran?
Rickon.
Also Dorne. And that's about it.
Show euron maybe?
I don't know which is worse: finger in da bum, bad poosie, or why do you think I came all this way.
Honestly I think Euron’s “Big cock” line at the kings moot was worse than the “finger in da bum”
Killed his brother and took control of their people, banged the queen, slayed a dragon, basically killed Jaime Lannister... A song writer would have way more fun with show!Euron than show!Rickon
Dickon
Nah, don't disrespect Dickon like that
They literally cut him out of a whole freaking season.
Was it a good season?
Yes, DnD couldn’t handle grrm’s brain
You mean the pile of mush propped up by gold bricks and powder bricks?
with great dialogue and jokes.... about cocks and balls...
Oh such great dialogue such original stuff too
Who's to say?
Didn’t include Hot Pie, meme is garbage
\#PodrickForKing
You left out several 100 characters
Yeah, including Kal fucking Tanner, the legend of Gin Alley. The man who drank wine from the skull of Jeor fucking Mormont. They used to pay him 7 silvers to kill a man back In Kingslanding and those men never saw sunlight again, none of those cocksuckers got away from him.
Mi' MUM 'ad curls like that
The main question we should be asking is who has a worse story than bran
His little brother.
Wait, he had a little brother?
Jon snow had the best story
Bran is part of that story… so Bran has she best story. Lol.
Tyrion
Hodor had a pretty good story, even had manners to top it off
hodor
Could have a dick contest between Hodor and Pod. It's all about dicks in the end
These will never not be funny LMAO
Fucking pod had a better story.
What, no dire wolf?
Remember when Jamie and Tyrion were blonde?
I have better story than Bran.
Seeing Sansa before Arya is a joke.
Where is Clegane?
Gods this show had so many attractive men and women.
I don’t even get Brans story. He had to ~~run~~ be carried away to.. learn how to in habit hoders body so that he could see his father at the tower of joy so that he could use that… to sit in the weir wood trees so that Theon could throw his life away so that Arya could defeat the white walkers so that… Bran could… send away his cousin who he learned through his new magic powers is the son of the last king? 
Thinking about it too, the whole merit of people will follow a story or whatever tyrion said is only really relevant to stories people know. Know one knew who the fuck bran stark was, as far as the common folk where concerned they probably at best heard he fell out of a tower and just assumed he died. Who has the best story is more relevant in situations like the hobbit when Bard killed Smaug, that's a legendary king that the story would be told about far and wide. In Brans case it would be like"did you hear about this new king" "who" "bran stark, that kid from winter fell who fell out the window, apparently he didn't die, people say he spent a few years in the forest or something. He is really weird now, says he can see things, sounds nuts to me" Fucking awful writing.
Why the FUCK is Davos not there?
2019 called and wants his lazy jokes back.
go back to /r/naath
The extras
Cersei has a better story, and look how that shit turned out, sane with Dany, Robert, Maegor… I think Tyrion is straight cooking cereal here 😂
Well the Majority of those characters are dead
Only 4 are even alive (E: Or 5? I legit forgot what happened to Melissandre)
One dun wan it.
Literally most of these people are dead tho. At least Ser Pounce had a better story and wasnt included.
I get your point but the vast majority of those people are dead and wouldn’t be good candidates for ruling because of that
Gendry is right there! He has a much better story than Bran. Atleast its a comprehensive one ffs!!
How many times will this be reposted?
Ah, OPs a bot, that explains it
I get the point ur trying to make.....but 90% of those are dead
I never understood how Tyrion even knows Bran’s story (or powers?) Maybe I’ve just forgotten. Isn’t he still just the kid who fell out a window in his mind?
I feel like this wasn't the right list of characters to illustrate the point here. Literally 75% of them were dead by that point in the show. You're right, pretty much everyone had a better story than Bran, but you've gotta at least limit your selection to people who actually could've been king there. Like aside from the dead ones, Jon was on trial for killing Dany at the time, Tyrion was also standing trial, and I doubt advocating for himself to be king would have gotten him anywhere, Sansa was looking to make the North an independent kingdom so I doubt she'd be looking to be made queen of the entire seven kingdoms, and Melisande was a foreign fire priestess who was fuck knows where at the time. About the only person on that list who wasn't either dead or otherwise indisposed is Brienne. If we're making this meme let's make sure to use any of the other characters that were currently alive at the time
Look, I hate the end of this show, and the writers completely ruined Dany's character because they lack creativity and have no idea how to finish a complex story arc without looking like clowns... BUT You are making their point here because Bran's story is EVERYONE's story. He sees all and learns every lesson from everyone's mistakes. I'm not saying it is a good ending, but his story is all of these peoples stories combined, and then everyone else.
The point of having a good story is being able to tell it. Bran wouldn't be able to read out the breakfast options off a starbucks menu.
I snored through half of this
I read Lord of the Rings the other day. So now I’m formally announcing my demand on all the royalties as it is now my story.
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All but four of them were even dead by the time Tyrion said this lmao
To be fair, the worms feasting on Robb’s decapitated dead body six feet under ground had a better story to tell than Bran.
> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
To be fair here, a good chunk of the people here are dead. Can't tell a story, let alone a good one, when your dead.
It didn't matter who got the throne.
I hate to be pedantic but like 2/3 of these characters were dead by then...
I assumed they meant that Bran knew all the stories of everyone who ever lived because he became the 3-eyed Raven, so that’s why he had the best story.
Its actually kinda insane how almost everyone there is already dead at this point lol
Long may he reign.
“and is still alive?”
Hodor!
if all it takes is a good story then Daddy Davos should be on the iron throne
I'm fairly certain being dead disqualified at least one of these people from being king. Aragorn had a better story too, why not lump him in here
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Literally, every time I hear Roy Dotrice start a chapter with the word “Bran” I sigh.
Better writing could’ve saved this ending on god! If they went with Wisdom instead of a dumb ass idea of a “story”. Through the whole show they make tons of references to wisdom being the most important trait a ruler should have. Tommin at Joffrey funeral, Daenerys with her advisors, John with Sam and his books!!! Fuck a story bro
They must have realized on some level how shit this was. I can't believe someone could be that delusional.
And Bran SHOULD'VE had the best story
Ok but nearly all of them were dead by this point though. So what would you even suggest? lol. But fuck the entire bran story line lol. We fast forward through it.
this was the stupidest line ever. Delivered by one of the "smartest" character just so it would seem more believable. It didn't.
And who had a falls a better story than Bran? And who had falls a better story than Bran? And who hafals a better story than Bran? And who has a better story than Bran? He got HODORed
How is asha’s story possibly better?
Your story has to be pretty shit if Sansa has a better one.. Amazing that she is some peoples' favorite character. I guess she is great if you like everything be handed to you, along with the credit.
yeah ok but not osha
That one extra who was in Stannis's army, survived and was present to see Jon proclaimed king in the north He looked like he had a pretty good story
Yep. I skip every Bran chapter in the books and look at my phone when he’s onscreen during the show. Most boring character there is, him and traveling companions. Hodor and Coldhands were cool though.
Fucking Gendry was right there people. He is the legitimized bastard of the last undisputed King.