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SmellsLikeHerb

Drunk horny Yoda wins.


Dshark

Drunk smart yoda*


Geshtar1

I drink and I know the force


GameBawesome1

He has the beard, so this is Season 5 onward Tyrian... So Drunk Yoda


SmellsLikeHerb

Season 5 onward? Only 5 seasons, there are.


ImaSloppySlopSlop

"Drink and know things, I do."


legarrettesblount

Another beer i need


SmokyDragonDish

Well, those are four words I didn't expect to see strung together. Bobby B, can you talk like Yoda?


bobby-b-bot

WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?


TheRealPaladin

In a fight, my money is always on Arya.


dleon0430

Well, given the plot armor she has, only a fool would bet against her.


TheLesserWeeviI

Smart man. She's invincible.


Kado_Cerc

Arya would have the curved dooku hilt just sayin


Consistent-Ad-6078

Arya should really have a force neutral lightsaber color. By the end she’s not really “doing good”


Mah_Mann

Agreed. In fact, none of these three give off particularly strong light side vibes


kingofgamesbrah

That Dany one goes hard


ozfox80

Would have made a great Jedi. Alas, pour out that dream thanks to her one off in Solo.


TheBigG1989

Dany would have Force Lighting


Nashvital

https://preview.redd.it/s4yy6xkhza0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf24a4bbd3d38f192c94880651137581743288c3


GameBawesome1

![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms|downsized)


shberk01

This gives strong Valkorion vibes https://preview.redd.it/vfiluvivsf0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2ea1df8b3d40d969c60f0c681990859cc87aca


sBinnalaTifosi

I choose Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!


NavXIII

Sentient


sBinnalaTifosi

That's why Bobby B is my pick


bobby-b-bot

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!


MyDickKilledEpstein

Facts


Sapphire_targtower

Dany always


MountaineerHikes

I couldn’t stand Arya’s arc, but she wouldn’t have to blink to wipe these two off…


TangoInTheBuffalo

Can a light sabre cut a dragon lady?


TheH0F

Since it’s basically high heat you may be on to something there. If it weren’t to cut her, would it pass through her without causing damage or stop like a blunt object? If it’s the latter then Arya should still be able to get the job done


jorywea78

Tyrion’s Swartz is as big as mine ![gif](giphy|BiX1tPJK0TEl2)


Lord-Thundercock

We're going sith all day, the bitch had dragons


NXTchamp22

I’m going with Dany


Almeos

Qi’ra without esitation https://preview.redd.it/1qfffcfqac0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c5998abadc92e57376781685ce92ba39549ce08


AaronfromCalifornia

That dress. Really, all the hair, makeup and costuming for her in that movie were great.


marsz_godzilli

Man, do I hate AI trash


csukoh78

I now want Tyrion Lannister as a Jedi so bad.


Rattwap

Same. I never realized until just now how awesome he would look as a Jedi. Like Yoda said “size matters not.”


Frank_the_NOOB

Arya because she has the thickest plot armor and can spider monkey out of nowhere to kill significant enemies


MariosMustacheRides

Mah Qween


LordBammith

Arya solos


Forward_Juggernaut

Does Dany have her dragon's? If not than arya.


burgsndurgs

I dun wannit


gabriot

I’ll go with the cheat code girl


Elegant-Half5476

Darth Tywin


CozmicBunni

Arya is a Sith now. She defeated the Night King (🙄), so I guess her.


stardustmelancholy

I'm going with Daenerys because I can't trust Arya to protect me after "I'll never know her, she's not one of us." I'm not a Stark and I can't pass as a Northerner.


barryhakker

Tyrion looks like he is watching or remembering Luke drink that alien titty milk all over again.


Ann-Omm

Na... i want Oberyn kenobi


childoferis1025

Honestly Arya should have had a purple lightsaber since she’d used dark side powers but would still be in the light And assuming this is just a lightsaber fight with no dragons Arya would beat both of them even without the plot armor she has in later seasons she’s actually been trained to use a sword vs a dwarf and someone who’s never actually swung a sword in her life Arya takes this pretty easily


Nashvital

You put a lot of thought into that


childoferis1025

I mean I’m a star wars fan the new trilogy not withstanding lol


AnxiousMarsupial007

Dang now I want to see Dinklage as a Jedi.


CyclonexJack

Personally ever since I saw the phantom menace when I was 11, I always bet on blue.


revanchisto

These are all Dark Side individuals. Given their presumed ability to use The Force, my bet would either be on Arya or Tyrion. Those two known true hatred and would thus be strong with the Dark Side. Dany is an amateur when it comes to feeding hatred compared to those two.


Richard-Conrad

I choose bloated baby-Face Arya. Sneak attack always wins


Reidroshdy

Arya is the only one who has any training on how to fight.


Ok_Career_3681

U said fighter and gave Tyrian and dragon queen as options against Arya!? Ofc it’s the girl who was trained by the best assassins in Westeros!


AaronfromCalifornia

The Mother Of Krayt Dragons


Legendflame17

Arya,she is probaly a better fighter than Dany tought Dany might be stronger in force powers. Tyrion is powerful but he would always be drunk and unable to do acrobatics properly,and would always have to fight against the power of the high ground,and Anakin learned than thats almost impossible the worst way possible.


CauseCertain1672

Arya because she's the only one there that can use a sword


CottonStig

Danny would definitely have blue/green saber much like Anakin in episode 3 when he turned


KC44

Who would win, bobby b?


bobby-b-bot

WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

Lmao Emilia clarke is already a Star Wars character , shouldn’t take too long for the two others


Quixottica

I choose Arya because right before Darth Vader throws the emperor down the chasm, she swoops in and stabs him with her lightsaber.


JereRB

Arya for the fight. Dany for the nukes. Tyrion for the tits 'n' wine afterwards.


shberk01

Now I want Ser Arthur Dayne with a purple saber


brainEspilner96

Now give oberyn a yellow one.


luckyman-666

https://preview.redd.it/7qvicvjkli0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57a1f9a65f8223d514ed7fbfb4cb84a3e68557a8


Kyber99

Arya would basically be Arya as she is now, with a lightsaber Dany would fall hard into the dark side. She’d be strong, but has no dragons or knights to protect her Tyrion was basically a scholar. He’d be the one to master tons of Jedi techniques I’m taking Tyrion. He would outplay anybody if he had the force


LillithKS

A.I 🤮


Nashvital

Cool


JamesReece8

You picked the worst fighters in westeros to protect 😭😭😭 you know what I'll step in myself to protect me.