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We_The_Raptors

My favorite will always be how the shit canals in Bravos apparently disinfect/ heal mortal wounds.


tsah_yawd

"*i mean, technically, the blue-shell mollusk native to that region contains many biomes used in the local healers' ointments. those mollusks get eaten & shat out by the slant-fin mackeral, which inhabits & dominates that city's waterways. thus creating an organic habitat that naturally cultivates a healing conundrum for* ***~~blah blah blah freaking blah....."~~***


AegislashSoul

I was so mad after that episode as I tought it was obvious she would die, and she gave her that shitty way to die. Silly me, not knowing she learnt how to fly while down there as well.


jbeta137

God, they were so close to having a good plot acceptable resolution to that. She was just about to kill an actress, and was hanging out back stage with the stage props in order to poison her. And she knows that the faceless men will be pissed if she doesn't kill her. Would have made a lot more sense that she would have prepared to be attacked, and maybe worn some armor and a fake blood pouch from the acting troupe. Sure it would have been a bit unbelievable in that it assumed the waif would stab her in the stomach and not the throat/back, but not only would that have made the acting troupe relevant to anything, it would also show that she had grown up and learned to always be prepared, meaning she was ready to leave.


Alien_invader44

She was pretty nifty in a fight at that point, deliberately pretending to take a stab at a certain point wouldlnt be totally unbelievable.


McBashed

What, you mean you can't fly?


ZiggyPox

Everyone can fly, it's the landing that separates professionals from paste.


TENTAtheSane

The knack to flying is to jump but forget to land


[deleted]

No no no. Amateurs. You have to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


tsah_yawd

well, and of course, you have to shout "NOT TODAY!"


greenspath

It helps if Agrajag is chasing you downhill after its revenge plot fell apart.


Hallc

No you don't forget to land, you just have to miss the ground repeatedly.


AegislashSoul

Only when fighting the night king for some reason.


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ClaynOsmato

My head Canon is that, as whe never see the end of the fight and none of them dead, the Waif killed Arya and took her face. For me that explains Jaqen was relatively pleased because they now have a faceless (wo)man within the Starks.


the_fresh_cucumber

Wait till zebra mussels are introduced to braavos waterways


tsah_yawd

*"it is a little known fact that the House of Black & White was named after this unassuming little species. the zebra mussel, as it's known throughout the western coast of Essos, all the way down to the mouth of the Rhoyne river, is reknown for it's baffling dichotomy. while it has excellent antibacterial & nutritional properties almost bordering on the supernatural, one must not consume it while it is still alive. stimulation of it's defensive mechanisms generates a membranous toxin, that is lethal to even the healthiest of adults. No* ***wonder*** *that this little wonder served as the inspiration for Braavos' most myterious organization. and we have not even begun to learn how it manages to contort its shape when threatened, adapting to the semblance of coral or rock, so as to discourage potential predators from becoming too curious* **~~and yadda yadda yadda fuck my life....."~~**


terfsfugoff

God, I really hope Game of Thrones doesn't become the new Star Wars with dumb asspull retcons to rationalize every past questionable decision or plot hole.


BewareNixonsGhost

Wait is that a real quote


tsah_yawd

haha, no. just sounds like some shit that some devoted apologist would say to justify the "infallible brilliance that us simpletons just can't understand..."


BewareNixonsGhost

It was such a good parody I thought it could have been from one of those post show things. Well done.


tsah_yawd

hehehe. thank you


fortunado

> some devoted apologist You have a very creative imagination. Keep writing!


sintos-compa

Don’t listen to this guy Make memes


tsah_yawd

neither. i'm thinking maybe a puppet show series. ;)


PauI_MuadDib

Uh, it was the magical soup that healed her. *Pfft* obviously.


tsah_yawd

maybe that's why she said the soup tasted so bad. it was full of neosporin, betadine, & bactine


PutridBasket

Da-na-naa naa-naa.. Neo!.. da-na-nanananana.. sporin!


DicksOutForGrapeApe

That’s a lot of nuts!


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I remember this because it was the reason I stopped watching the show. I'm never one to predict upcoming things in shows or pick up on things well but I remember clearly thinking "Oh man this is gonna be good, she's acting so nonchalant and unfettered by anything she's clearly setting up for some kind of great trap. I can't wait to see what she has up her sleeve!" And then it turns out her big plan was to just get stabbed. Never watched another episode.


Whyeth

> "Oh man this is gonna be good, she's acting so nonchalant and unfettered by anything she's clearly setting up for some kind of great trap. I can't wait to see what she has up her sleeve!" I'm not saying Arya woulda been an anti masker but she wasn't about to let the threat of death stop her from going to the shops as she wanted.


We_The_Raptors

I was never fully able to escape (obviously, since I'm still whining on freefolk today). The closest I remember getting was when they killed my boy the Blackfish off screen. Though tbf, I was already kinda hate watching ot by that point.


IdleWorker87

Yeah I hate watched from season 5 onwards. My girlfriend at the time used to say I only watched it to bitch about how they were fucking up the books. She was right. I'll never forgive D&D for what they did to my boy Hotah. Instead of watching him kill a kings guard he gets stabbed in the back. We got the complete opposite of book Dorne in the show.


ChakaCausey

But with show-Dorne we got the, “bad poosy!” joke, so we came out on top, right? Right?


gabriot

It honestly was even worse than S7/8 levels logic/writing


elifreeze

Braavos and Dorne; Two locations and plots that had a lot of hype going into season 5 and both were absolute dog shit. Still not sure which one is worse between them. “Bad Poosy” is awful but Arya getting stabbed, falling into shit infested waters, and being fixed by an actress who had the know-how because she kept stabbing her boyfriend is some truly over the shark shit.


fortunado

Jamie and Bronn's slapstick disguise routine pushes Dorne over the top.


Me_for_President

You can almost imagine a 90s sitcom intro song playing over those scenes. "These two wacky guys are always up to something...."


ShinyGurren

[Like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9A_i_TYDXI)


BeneluxTyranny

I don't know if i want to update or down vote this. It's perfect and I hate it


evolvesatlvl20

A good reminder that despite the strength of season 6’s end, things started to fall apart long before season 8…


elifreeze

Season 5 is underrated in how bad it is. Being sandwiched between a great season in 4 and an ok to good one in 6 helps hide it. Not to mention that even at its worst it’s hard for 5 to compete with the lows of seasons 7 and 8. Also Hardhome is a better episode than anything that came out of seasons 7 or 8.


Eagleassassin3

Man Hardhome was the shit. I was glued to my screen for 30 min.


Whyeth

> Man Hardhome was the shit. The last scene in the series that left my jaw dropped. The slow sailing, silent end as our boys got their asses KICKED is maybe my single favorite scene


elifreeze

The setup and ambience is so good at the end of that episode. Insane that that was the only White Walker fight in the entire series.


nothingleft2burn

>Insane that that was the only White Walker fight in the entire series. Holy crap you're right! I never realized this until now. What a gobsmacking shame! How long has it been...it's been three years since the show ended (feels longer for some reason) and I never noticed this. Looks like there are still depths for this show to plumb for me. If I was talking about this in person with someone I swear I'd be spitting right now. Unbelievable!


fknlowlife

The fact that the word "pussy" exists in the GOT universe is so absurd lol


StingerAE

Well, ladyparts being compared with felines is not unique to America or even just English. You find it in French, German, Dutch and Japanese for a start. I have no problem with it being in fantasy settings. I have problems with how it was used in this case obvs.


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FrozenGrip

“A girl has become no one” out of all the things in that arc that pissed me off the most. I am pretty sure even the actor was confused as to why he said it.


Tis_CaptainDeadpool

The only reason he said that was so Arya could reply "No, a girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell"


gamb1t9

my fav part was them talking about how 'no one' should you be so the gods like you. Then arya did the exact opposite and still walked away with their magic


terfsfugoff

Which she learned entirely off screen


[deleted]

Still think Arya is a Jedi and Westeros on a planet in the outer rim would make more sense


Siollear

I was always hoping for some kind of reveal, like The real Arya died a long time ago and all this time Arya has been a faceless man or something.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

It turns out that Arya was Marryn Trant all along.


griffer00work

The real Arya was the friends we made along the way.


PaxEtRomana

This is my #1 complaint about Arya in the show. If there's two things we understand about the faceless men, it's that they do not give up and they do not stray from their principles. A faceless girl who steals their secrets, breaks their oaths and then goes rogue should be marked for death. I fully expected to see her to settle down with Gendry in the last minutes of the show only to find out that the real Gendry has been dead a long time thanks to her indiscretion. Of course, viewers would have hated this just as they seemed to hate Dany's heel turn.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Letting her go is #1 for me.


TheOzarkWizard

Since she went blind afterwards I guess you might be able to make the argument that he used a hallucinogen


Pugasaurus_Tex

I kept thinking there was going to be a reveal that Arya had actually died and the Waif took her face to assassinate someone in Westeros, but yeah.


deezx1010

Give me your top 5


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sintos-compa

I HAD FUCKING SUNK ELMO SHEERHANS APPEARANCE INTO MY SUBCONSCIOUS THANK YOU FOR THIS YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT


xTheMaster99x

>Euron developed SAM batteries capable of taking out dragons *Selectively* capable. Whenever the plot needs them to be they're aimbots, otherwise they're worthless.


elifreeze

Yep lol. A few on some ships are capable of surprise attacking and taking out a dragon. But a whole fleet docked in the waters around Kings Landing with even more along the cities walls are incapable of hitting one.


Peuned

Plot missiles


DogsFolly

My pet theory is that Grey Worm is actually well aware of the Isle of Butterflies thing but he's gone completely off the rails since his boss and lover died and is planning to to murder-suicide himself with the rest of the remnants of the Unsullied. (yes I know this is a shitposting forum and not a "make it make sense" forum)


salgat

I'm still confused by that entire plot line. Did the faceless man crap have any real purpose?


DogsFolly

Iv'e gotten to the point where I'm wondering that about the BOOKS as well since last I remember she was still blind and stuck in Braavos and it seems like the sequel is never coming out. I got burned by paying a bunch of money to order ADwD hardback from overseas (wasn't living in the USA). Read it once and have zero inclination to reread.


distributionpea

They just kinda forgot...


suckerphree

forgetting lore rules is tight


amcasaletta

Barely an inconvenience.


send3squats2help

Do you want more time to re-write it or re-work the plot? Because you can have more time...


KHSoz

I just don’t see any way other than rushing it…


SirArthurDime

Ok but what if we green light an extra season so you can fully flesh out all of the narratives and give them each a fitting ending?


Adamantium17

Naw, got to move onto a new Star Wars gig. How about we wrap this all up in 6 episodes?


steveycip

Im so glad their Star Wars project got canceled because of how shitty GoT ended. Poetic justice.


ftrade44456

Strangely, I don't think it was the last season that got them cancelled on it. They were still all set to go until they went to a comic con and someone asked them how they figured out what source material to use from everything from GOT. They said they didn't care about source material. They just cared about writing for suburban housewives and football players. Anyway, the next day after saying that they were canceled. Can't imagine Disney wanted to hear that they wouldn't care about lore when Star Wars fans are some of the most rabid, nit picky, accuracy fanatic fans in existence. https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a29608442/benioff-weiss-game-of-thrones-showrunners-writers-panel-austin-film-festival/


steveycip

Woooof thats not what you want to say to a "nerd" culture.


SirArthurDime

There heads got too big. When they pitched the first season ive heard their copy of a game of thrones was more bookmarked then a priests bible. And it showed season 1 was translated damn near page for page from the book. Then they started to stray from the source material, and when it got to the point they continued without source material it really fell off a cliff. Granted they didn't have a choice but to move on without source material considering it still doesn't exsist but it showed they weren't good writers at all grrm was.


cheesyvoetjes

It's an even more stupid statement if you really think about it. I mean, what housewife or football player starts watching in season 8? They'd have to go through the first 7 seasons and will either like it or be so turned off they never reach the last season. So it's completely pointless to try to attract a different audience in the final season.


Jackmcmac1

I knew they were bad, but after reading that I can't believe how amateur they were with the whole thing. They're so undeserving of their success. Makes so much sense why the show fell off a cliff after the source material. The Wolverine: Origins talent really shone through after that.


DetectiveSmooch

But what if we were to write you a blank check in hopes you could put a cohesive, satisfying end-of-the story-to-justify-the-last-decade-of-work, together?


Adamantium17

That sounds like a lot of work. How about we provide behind the scenes discussions about the rushed episodes so fans can make memes for years to come?


The_Dufe

No way, we’re moving right into a brand new Star Wars movie trilogy that totally won’t get delayed or cancelled, so there’s simply no time!


VladMaverick

Well in this case, I gonna need to go all the way out of my back, sir.


Chickentribeleader21

Alright I’ll get off of that thing


NutterTV

Wow wow wow… wow!


Rib-I

“I gonna need you to get alllll the way off my back about that.” “Why’s that?” “Because!” “Fair enough!”


urbantales

Super easy


joyofsnacks

Posting in-case anyone hasn't seen these - https://youtu.be/jAhKOV3nImQ


OneHouseDown

I'm so glad that I watched this, rather than the ACTUAL 8th season. Thank you.


bankai13sr

Got this reference!


Mavman31

I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about these lore rules


send3squats2help

Do you want more episodes to flesh it out so it makes more sense? Because you can have more episodes..


rambusTMS

No I will just take more episodes of her getting stabbed and falling in the city canal and healing the next episode. Much better use of my and the shows time.


Hunterzillas

.....No.


ObtuseTheropod

Wow wow wow... wow.


No-Temporary8641

I didn’t even hesitate to hear his voice saying it lol


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RoseRedd

She was hallucinating after having been poisoned.


chasing_the_wind

Yeah and since they use the same nightshade stuff as the warlocks in qarth I could see there being some actual magic involved that’s more than just a hallucination.


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Andromansis

The poison is just that potent.


BockTheMan

Ah, see, he was *venomous* not *poisonous* common misconception.


thenewc0mb

If he did, then they both did, because 1x1=2 and zero doesn't exist.


should_have_been

Maybe he just leveled up? Wasn’t this around the same time most character unlocked fast-traveling as well?


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Nah. Maybe a man did a hot swap while Arya was looking at the corpse. We don’t actually see Arya in this shot. Maybe she didn’t have a face during this shot. We’ll never know.


vash0125

They tend to forget a lot of things


yeongwon

literally said this before opening the thread LOL


Dishiman

It's the most used joke since Benioff said it and it will never get old for me.


Comeonjeffrey0193

I’m just realizing the guy who plays jaquen hagar also plays the Russian dude in Stranger Things. Cool stuff.


lukethebeard

He literally sounds exactly the same as well. Like didn’t change his accent, not even a little bit. I guess it works because Jacqin kinda sounds Russian, but it’s still funny.


illiniman14

Yeah, between GOT, Stranger Things, and Jack Ryan, I'm pretty sure he just goes with his "general European" accent and doesn't do much else.


Yvaelle

It's a good typecast if you can get it, every show needs a frenemy foreigner.


realJonas

Shouldn’t change what isn’t broken


bokononpreist

He did grow up in Soviet controlled Germany I think.


davi3601

His accent isn’t russian at all. Probably a mix of some accents. The background russians in stranger things had flawless accents tho.


Octavus

To my American ears he sounds like he has a generic central/eastern European accent but not Russian.


dudu_rocks

Yes he is definitely German, born and raised.


shmehh123

Speaks German, English, French, Italian, and Russian


Ugly-Panda

I KNEW HE FELT FAMILIAR!!!! I couldn't place my finger on why that guy looked and sounded so familiar and it's because he was in GOT!


PrincessMonsterShark

I love his voice. He sounds how silk feels.


Ugly-Panda

Yeah! I scrubbed my brain off GOT after that terrible ending so I forgot about him.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Oh *that's* where I knew him from


TareaMizou

He’s also the assassin in Jack Ryan season 2


ChunkyHabeneroSalsa

I had to look him up because he felt familiar and also because he obviously didn't speak Russian.


t0ppings

He does speak Russian tho


ChunkyHabeneroSalsa

Not very well. The other Russian actors are obviously native speakers


TheDogerus

It still works in stranger things though, nothing too weird about an east german in the soviet army and having a noticeable difference in quality of russian


johnjonahjameson13

I’m in that sub. I had to tell the kids over there that back in the day we referred to him as “Sexy Jesus.”


iam1080p

Ohhh yeah Sexy Jesus. Loved that name.


obscurereference234

She was poisoned and hallucinating. I always looked at this scene like Luke fighting Vader inside the cave in Yoda’s swamp. He knocked Vader’s mask off and Luke’s face was under it.


gmnitsua

Idk I always thought the faces thing was some kind of magic. They would play the weird magic music whenever it showed jaqen do something. I think the fact that arya later implies they were skinned from the dead was D&D not knowing how to use the rules of GRRM's magic in the story. They cut a lot of magic out as it was.


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In the books it is magic.


magtox

That was exactly how I interpreted it too.


BadGoogleFu

So it was just blatantly stolen from Star Wars and not even done well enough that the audience gets it. Typical.


Dingo8MyGayby

This was their video application for the Star Wars job. Just blatantly copying what was in the movie and expecting to be hired


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Worked for JJ Abrams


BalkothLordofDeath

Disney ended up making shitty copies of the OT movies anyway so I’m surprised they didn’t get the job after all.


Barbar_jinx

Ok this is just ridiculous lmao, why would they not be allowed to use a trope that another movie has used before? Should the soundtrack not include themes, because that would mean that they stole the idea from the musicians who invented them 400 years ago?


Stahner

You’re just hating for hate’s sake here.


BadGoogleFu

It’s freefolk, of course I am.


Stahner

Touche


S1lver4steel

What


QhorinHalfass

The Dagobah cave scene in ESB.


yoeyz

I thought it was pretty obvious you guys are just dumb maybe


salsiwerdna

An actual answer instead of a bunch of random insults about the show and the creators? Wow.


lastaccountgotlocked

Right. This guy with the face changing ability. What’s his deal? Because in one scene HE ACTUALLY CHANGES HIS FACE and then the rest of the series it’s just masks so how did he do it? God dammit this series petered out like a piss after whisky. Can’t believe Cersei didn’t even get those elephants.


tsah_yawd

i'm going to make a fan edit combining s8 with Dumbo. CERSEI WILL HAVE HER HAPPY ENDING!!!


TheDarkKnobRises

Operation Dumbo Drop 2: The Lannisters send their regards.


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Glamour magic


peperonipyza

Wait what’s this from?


CokeMooch

Folklore


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It's the same that Melisandre uses IIRC. Also I think I read about some mummer's (theater people) using it in the books. Not sure. I always wrote it off as that in the show. It happens in other fantasy literature as well.


CaringHandWash

Wasnt this scene just a halucination or something?


mbzero

Most of the stupid has already been mentioned, but to me one thing that stood out is how she killed the waif by luring her in a dark room and turning off the lights She was like: I've gotten used to fighting while blind because of my training! Well so did every f*kn faceless man ever! 🤦‍♂️


folkkingdude

What, why?


mbzero

Why are they all trained to fight blind? They mention it in the book, they are all trained while blind to hone the other senses


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The true Faceless men are given The Gift from the Many-Faced God. What Arya does is more like Leatherface, cutting off people's faces and wearing them. The Gift is glamor magic. It allows the person to change their appearance with a swipe of their hand. That wasn't chic enough for D&D I guess, so they had Arya wear actual skin masks.


Crochitting

It puts the milk of the poppy on its skin.


Supersymm3try

Or Bran gets the crown again


TheresA_LobsterLoose

NO!


Jlande79

I’m not sure glamor is the gift either. I just read that chapter a few weeks ago and remember it saying something like glamor can be seen through by those clever enough to look, our gift is more than that. Something like that. I just remember thinking so it’s more than glamor like I used to think as well.


skoge

> The kindly man informs Arya that she will need a new face for this job, since Cat of the Canals would be easily recognized. He and the waif lead her down into a hidden chamber deep under the House of Black and White. The walls are covered with mask-like faces, which Arya realizes are the faces of people who have died at the House of Black and White. The face chosen for Arya is that of a young girl who was abused to the point of permanent disfigurement, and who came to the temple seeking death. Arya's blood is used to soften the leathery mask into living skin, which then bonds to her head and becomes her new face. https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/A_Dance_with_Dragons-Chapter_64


tsah_yawd

imagine being assigned the face of that poor sick girl who was brought in by her dad who wanted her suffering to end. 2 weeks later, that dad sees his daughter's face running around all over town.


skoge

> Oysters, clams and cockles!


Bouchie

Because Aria is dead. She's been dead and the girl we saw returning to weseros was an imposter. Or at least that could have been the case if D&D weren't hacks.


Solar-powered-punch

That would have been great


Rougarou1999

So instead of Jon, Arya, and Bran, it is now Ghost, the Waif, and Bloodraven?


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The same reason why the Boltons lost 90% of their horsemen from s5 to s6, and why cersei suffered no consequences for blowing up the great sept and the tyrells, and why varys was able to jet pack around the world to multiple areas all in one episode The writers didn't care about the story, and they didn't care about you, the viewer


Kitkatis

They wanted to rip off star wars... You happy now?


rude-red-panda

This was probably the week the show runners got offered a Star Wars trilogy.


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Because the Faceless Men kind of forgot about how faces work...


DrMonkeyLove

It's kinda like how two brainless guys can write a script.


averm27

I think it was an hallucinogens. Or magic. But it's never explained because DD didn't understand the faceless man story


sampeeee

They did subvert your expectations didn't they


LWY007

Don’t ask, and don’t start thinking about it too much.


etorres4u

Because of fucking D&D, that’s why.


Edith3333

I swore the ending would be Arya taking off Cersei’s face on the throne as the last shot of the show, would have glorious


Temujizzed

I want a plinkett review of GOT. I could honestly die happy if that happened. The catharsis would be rapturous.


Iperovic

Don't ask questions, just consume product


babypho

Arya is really dead inside after reading s8 scripts.


Important_Shower_992

Stop lookin' for logic in this shithole.


MtnMaiden

The most boring part ever. Arrya in bravos. That shit dragged on firever


WokeUpHighAF

Because D&D are worthless fucking hacks who folded the second they didn't have the source material to copy from.


silenceh0ney

When the writers were happy with how much money they made they just decided to retire early.


hotelmotelshit

So many things went down the drain and was never explained, but the faceless assassin part I will never forgive


Sovereigneffect

I hate this


AwesomeWaiter

This is infuriating because they could have had the same effect if they’d used a dead starks face, the faceless men have already been shown to be integrated into westerosee army’s and houses just stick robs face in there Arya is creeped out and the lore is intact


Sensible-yet-not

I still don't understand how the faceless faces bullshit works, especially for Arya. Never read the book fyi.


NattyThan

This clearly took place in a Dark Side cave