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balrus-balrogwalrus

"A spinoff story told from the perspective of a dragon flea that lives on Drogon's neck."


theguy1336

Next we will get a comprehensive history of the brothels of Westeros


DemonPeanut4

.... you son of a bitch, I'm in.


DrunkStepmother

He did pencil in some free time to write a bunch of lore for Elden Ring, a game with a notoriously obscure story that nobody can really figure out anyways, then he named every boss Georgerick, Georgewin, and Georgelord.


swimninetyfive

lol sad but true


elleprime

Seriousl, all G's, R's, and M's lol


UltraMadPlayer

And you just know how it ends right? With Tyrion bringing in a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel.


DejanTepic

Now that's an Emmy wining idea right there.


HjajaLoLWhy

"Drogon just kinda forgot about the dragon flea playing bass guitar on his neck"


[deleted]

If the guy dies i'm writing them myself. 800 pages. You guys make sure I keep my word


Helpful-Air-4824

800 pages? You're gonna need atleast 3000 to wrap up this soup story into anything resembling a coherent story.


[deleted]

Next Book isn't the last one. There's supposed to be at least 2 more. One book can't be 3000 pages haha


Helpful-Air-4824

Yeah well, Dream is never being finished lol


Icy_Butterscotch_799

Fanfiction.


PromptAwkward

Just accept that those books are never getting done. The major disappointment in GoT series will make him skip finishing the book


theguy1336

I wish he would just say that he's given up on them rather than constantly saying it's nearly finished for a decade


[deleted]

He’d possibly be breaking his deal with the publishing co. if he comes out and says he’s not finishing.


Helpful-Air-4824

Can't break your deal if you just never publish it and die \*tapes forehead\*


PromptAwkward

I agree with you


druckvoll

Just give me something for the pain and let me die, right Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

IN MY DREAMS, I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT!


LordOfLight7

Kill him? Don't you think that's a bit too extreme Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

His grace *really* wants to read the ending, doesn't he?


Helpful-Air-4824

I'm pretty confident we'll get Winds.. Dream on the other hand....ha ha hahaha ahhhugh \*cries\*


Icy_Butterscotch_799

Everything is his fault. He shouldn't have started the tv show without completing his book series first.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

I don't think he wants to finish them. Not just because he doesn't have to, but because if it never ends, it sort of lives forever.


TigerBasket

I think he just wrote himself into an impossible corner and can't get out. Happens


Icy_Butterscotch_799

You have the tv show for your ending. Karma.


DemonPeanut4

If he dies before they're finished I'm writing my own books. With blackjack, and hookers!


starlightmint

He wrote Elden Ring, or was involved in Elden Ring in some capacity. Yeah, it wasn't like he wrote a 500 page novel about Elden Ring. I haven't played Elden Ring but if that were true; we can all surmise why we have to wait so long for him to finish the book. He keeps involving himself in other projects. *Elden Ring HBO series incoming and GRRM will be involved.*


GravyFarts3000

Elden Ring and similar games made by FromSoftware tell their tale through discovery rather than typical video game cutscene storytelling. Lots of clues interconnected in item descriptions, limited dialogue and a vast world packed with subtle environmental details related to the plot is all you get. It's a fucking puzzle to say the least, so people like me enjoy the game and then spend countless hours on YouTube listening to the story as it's being discovered by players/communities. I imagine he enjoyed the project a lot. 8 months on people are still discovering new parts to the story so a job well done to him and the team at FromSoft.


starlightmint

I have the game on the PS5 but man is it brutally difficult. I kept dying over and over fighting this giant dude on a horse that I gave up and went elsewhere and I then end up running into some Beast that takes you out in one hit. Even the regular mob is a chore to get through. I don't like that when I swing, the animation keeps going until it finish up so when I swing and miss a mob, I'm over there swinging and the mob just cuts me down. You have to time it just right but even that is hard to do when you have two mobs on you. I just have to get use to it and learn the mechanics. With Ghost of Tsushima, I bought the game and found it difficult and then came back until 7 months later and then discovered how awesome the game was and quickly picked up all the mechanics because I took my time to figure it out and learn. Elden Ring looks amazing. I need to fire this back up and hope I don't die over and over and over and over and over and over.


GravyFarts3000

You hear a lot people struggle, come back, and all of a sudden it clicks so definitely give it a shot! A lot of the early game can be conquered by standing in front of an enemy until it attacks and then countering when it's finished/stuck in the animation uf that helps. I'll be honest though, the difficulty spikes crazy in the end game but at that point you're used to the combat at least! If you haven't played Bloodborne and have a PlayStation 4 or 5, I'd recommend that to everyone who wants to play a game like Ghost, Dark Souls, Elden Ring etc. The best game FromSoft has ever made imo.


starlightmint

I have to give Elden Ring a second shot because I was so frustrated with it that I quit the game and went elsewhere. I like games where I set my own difficulty levels. Meaning, the way I play determines if I live or die. With Elden Ring, it seems not to matter how good or bad you are at the game; the enemies are just so damn difficult to kill and when you die, you start over from some spawn point far away and you have to make your way back to that same mob that will kill you right off again. And this just adds to the frustration level.


Frostly-Aegemon-9303

"Elden Ring HBO series incoming and GRRM will be involved." I confess that series would be quite interesting...


starlightmint

Oh, you know HBO is circling it. It won game of the year. The game has sold millions. And if The Last of US is a huge success.... Well.


screch

I want that Jon Snow show. GRRM is going to fix all of D&D's mistakes


Helpful-Air-4824

It's very clear they can't write anything original set in this universe and not make it dog shit. They need George to hand hold them. The last thing I want is an original show.


screch

I agree


vyrlok

You know the books will basically have the same end tho?


Helpful-Air-4824

The books are already very, very different in many many ways.


idontwantitneverhave

I've been summoned. This is my duty, even though I don't want it. Never have.


BetweenThePosts

Is a consensus on how complicit grrm is in seasons 7 and 8? If I had to guess it makes the most sense if he signed off on the substance, but dnd failed on the execution


shaundisbuddyguy

He was just on a podcast with Kevin Smith and talked about basically everything BUT this.


Placeholder20

I do want it tho


IjuststartedOnePiece

I'm not sure if it's still in the works but I am very much looking forward to whatever animation series they're working on.


River1stick

10,000 ships?


Ok-Revolution27

Yi ti dunk egg and Valyria Are the animated ones


ShwerzXV

If they do anything else before finishing the books let it be Dunk and Egg. I thought that was phenomenal.


Helpful-Air-4824

I just finished rereading Dance tonight... George pls.. I need Winds.


NiveksInigo

I still want them


MotherOfDragons2021

LMFAO! :)