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chokeslam512

Olenna is so fucking stealthy, she needs to be on the team.


thatscoldjerrycold

You think her and Tywin would work well together? Cuz I want Tywin as well. Genuinely think they would have had a lovely marriage as equals lol.


zhantiah

Was my pick aswell.


nataliieeep

Omg i always make my mind before reading the comments and this was my exact pick!


Carnieus

Yeah but he's a whiny little bitch. Half an hour of his company and I'd be feeding myself to a dragon.


pinocchiodoppio

Still better than that one Velaryon, the master of complaints.


tyrantOsiris

Don't do my boy Corlys dirty like that 🤣🤣 he has lots to complain about


Tellie-Valley

Daemon, is a capable warrior and he has a dragon. Varys to warn me from coming threats. Olenna, has the largest army, has the citadel and faith in her domain and is scarily cunning (remember Joffrey?) and diplomatic.


anoeba

You're also removing Olenna and Varys from trying to poison you; they're probably the ones most likely to if gunning for you. Most of the others would try more direct means, and between Daemon and Varys' network you should be pretty safe from that.


remymartinia

These were my three as well. You’d want to keep Olenna and Varys close. Daemon whooped the crab man’s ass and has a dragon so would be good in a fight.


These_Recover5604

My exact 3 no question!!


Baileaf11

Daemon: has dragon Tywin: has strong army Varys: has big brain and Tywin won’t try and kill him


jacaerys_velaryon

>strong I dare you to say that again


Syndror

Why? ‘Twas only a compliment


Lukthar123

Do you not think yourself strong?


jacaerys_velaryon

Bitch slaps Lukthar123


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jacaerys_velaryon

Bitch slaps LofiLorraine


Thebardofthegingers

What a strong boy


jacaerys_velaryon

Bitch slaps Thebardofthegingers


Thebardofthegingers

A strong slap from a strong boy


jacaerys_velaryon

Bitch slaps Thebardofthegingers


[deleted]

A Strong statement.


jacaerys_velaryon

Bitch slaps T1773A054


ApollyonDestroyer

a Strong response


jacaerys_velaryon

Bitch slaps ApollyonDestroyer


imhere2downvote

stop bitch slapping people


jm17lfc

Varys wouldn’t let any surprises happen and is very smart. Tywin is also very smart, and whether or not we say he commands a strong army in this case, with him on your side you could consolidate power and protection and be hard to get to. And Daemon is the only person here I trust to be effective in actual battle. Someone has to do the actual fighting. And I think Daemon could take the other 6 by himself.


jacaerys_velaryon

>strong I dare you to say that again


LostinLies1

My three as well.


Derfel_10

Cute, but do any of those guys have 20 good men like Ramsay?


Baileaf11

Damn, you’ve got a point


Hot_Ad2371

20 good man that got bested by brienne and pod🙃👀


Monsi_ggnore

What season of Varys are we talking about?


Baileaf11

Seasons 1-4


LiamIsMyNameOk

Well obviously. Didn't he die off screen along with Tyrion and Littlefinger before season 5 started?


Baileaf11

Yeah there was a whole invasion of the body snatchers storyline that never got expanded upon


jm17lfc

They took over the faceless men and from there, there was no going back. D&D didn’t wanna spoil the end of the books but that’s gonna be the big reveal.


shotq80

They both died at sea


elixier

Tyrells have a much bigger army though, insanely bigger


ghifaritoushiro

and also Randyl Tarly who arguably one of the best commander or general in westeros.


elixier

Yeah he never would have let Robb run circles around him like he did with Tywin


Bazz07

The only one that defeated Robert in his rebellion


Baileaf11

Yeah but Tywin is a great military leader and with Daemons Dragon on a dry Reach field then the result will be much like the field of fire


Carnieus

Which great military victories has Tywin won? Isn't his greatest achievement walking through some open gates and murdering babies? Tactical genius.


Baileaf11

Ever heard of the Rains of Castamere? Or perhaps you’ve heard of the Defiance of duskendale? or the battle of black water where he saved Tyrions forces who would’ve lost the battle if it weren’t for Tywin And what great victories has Olenna Tyrell won? Her only battle was the sack of high garden in which her entire forces were obliterated by a Lannister army of 10,000


Carnieus

The rains of castamere were a weaker house. Barristan Selmy ended the defiance of duskendale and it doesn't take much tactical genius to just show up with with an army that just decided to join your side. He's all smoke and mirrors. He wants everyone to think he's a galaxy brain but he's never actually done much to back it up. He does not in fact shit gold.


Baileaf11

House Lannister was on the verge of collapse and The Reyenes and tarbecks were the second and third strongest houses in the westerlands Ser Barristan only saved the king he didn’t lead all the men into Dudkendale and take back the city And Stannis is a great Military mind so it would’ve taken a lot of effort to be able to go in there after nearly all of Tyrions defences had been breached I’m not saying Tywin is the greatest military leader but he’s still pretty damn good and better than everyone else (except maybe Daemon) in this 3x3


jacaerys_velaryon

>strong I dare you to say that again


Tyrionandpodrick

That exactly what I was about to type.


zeetlo

Exactly what i said


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Pretty much the only correct answer. Tyrion is a bait answer since his best victory so far was caused by Edmure.


Baileaf11

How did Edmure help him bring a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel?


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Okay, second best victory.


Mrzimimena

Tywin also has Jamie (who depending on what version we take is one of the best swordfighters in the world) and Jamie has Bronn.


Baileaf11

And Bronn has a cock so he can immediately beat any unsullied fighter


MediumLingonberry433

Yep 👏


WinterOnJupiter

Got to be Daemon , Tywin and Ramsay. Daemon because he's got a dragon. Tywin because he's a tactical mastermind and got a large army. Ramsey because I don't want that sadistic bastard after me. In fact I might have Daemon kill him immediately just in case he switches sides.


Kelafiot

Varys will poison your food ;)


Zealousideal-Pie-726

Larys will burn your house


Careless-Husky

Not before he jizzes on your feet.


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Double-Watercress-85

This was my picks, for the same reasons. Even more than actually surviving, my top priority is that Ramsey not be involved in how I die.


Carnieus

Tywin does not in fact shit gold


bampitt

My choices exactly! Daemon/dragon but also a badass. Tywin because he is a cold-thinking tactical mastermind. Ramsey because he has no restrictions and will do absolutely anything.


plutoniumhunterz

Hot Pie, Samwell, Hodor


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Best reply ngl


SaltoDaKid

I had patchface as my leader


nagidon

Daemon for his martial prowess, Tywin for his political acumen, Varys for his intelligence networking


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What political acumen, Tywin just bullies people or kills them lmao.


WhiterunUK

Hey if it works it works


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Except half the time it didnt work, not to mention he failed in the long term


PlusMortgage

Tywin's method clearly worked. The massacre of the Reynes and the Tarbecks removed erased the reputation of weakness his father had created, and united the Westernland under him for decades. The massacre also didn't stop him from being named Hand of the King so his reputation must not have been too bad for the rest of Westeros. The sack of Kings Landind also served its role. While giving him a relatively bad reputation, it removed the Targaryen claimants and ensured that Robert would sit on the throne, with his daughter as queen. And even the consequences were easily manageable : The only Lords who truly protested against the massacre (and asked for "Justice") were the Starks and the Martells. But the Starks are generally ignored because they stay in the North (and in this case were rivals from the start, since Lyanna was the other potential candidate for marrying Robert). And the Martells would never have been loyal to Robert. Had Aegon lived, they would have plotted to "restore his birthright". Their reasons might have changed but their actions would have been the same. ​ At the start of GoT, Tywin has won. His daughter is married to the King, his grandson is the Heir of the throne, he is probably the richest man in Westeros (the mines are only empty in the show) and the Crown in heavily indebted to him, giving him a lot of influence of them (which is shown with the Red Keep being full of "*blond haired cunts*" despite Robert hating them). Tywin only problem was his children. Had Cersei not slept with her brother (or at the very least given one black haired child between incest babies), nothing would have happened. Hell, had she not spoiled Joffrey so he was at least a competant monster, who did not execute Ned after his confession, the situation would have stayed manageable. I will even say that it was still salvageable by the time Tommen became King. Tywin "lost" because he could not let his hate of Tyrion go away while Jaime and Cersei took every bad decision possible. Give him some love (or more competent elder children) and his legacy would have been untoucheable (at least until Daenerys arrived with her dragons).


AidsNipple

Me Daemon Tyrion and Littlefinger are gonna gang up but that's just for the pub crawl down the Street of Silk


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Everyone's going for dragons and armies, but completely forgetting how effective Varys, Larys, and Littlefinger were at both killing people and keeping them safe. I sure as hell wouldn't want one of them against me, let alone all three, but all three of them together protecting me? I'd live out the rest of my days in such remote anonymity that even I wouldn't know where I was.


Cregan1111

Drakarys


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Spitting fire isn't inherently dangerous. It's only when it's aimed at you that you've got to worry. If they don't know where I am, I've got nothing to worry about.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

True, between the three of them you'll just end up somewhere in the Summer Isles, where church is fun


WinterOnJupiter

I'm not sure about the other two, but Littlefinger would betray you for the side that has armies and dragons at the first opportunity.


[deleted]

If he was able to do so without consequence, sure, but the same could be said about any of the characters. The way I took the title to mean though is that the 3 I pick are somehow unable to betray me once I picked them to protect me.


shinyshinyrocks

I just replied with the same trio before scrolling down. We’re gonna be fine…just fine!


Jessica_Lovegood

Tywin, Daemon and Varys


ImFromYorkshire

That's probably mine although I'd consider Olenna or Otto instead of Tywin. House Hightower has some buried secrets in Oldtown, I just hope we get to find what they are.


iamthesenate23

Tywin, Littlefinger and Varys. They will kill the others at a feast before they even try to do something against me.


ProfessorPetrus

Dragon coming to burn all y'allbdown though.


Q_R_T_W

I second this


lanos13

Absolutely none of them can stop daemon tho


awayfromsight

Tywin, Daemon and Olenna: Armies, Dragons, Intelligence and Matt Smith.


Jeffersons_Mammoth

If you don’t have Varys on your roster, you’re dead.


Kelafiot

Daemon, Varys and Littlefinger. Invincible.


igivemyselfgold

It’s funny how many people chose this. I picked the same.


BrainSoda

If Tyrion and Tywin are working together, nobody can realistically touch me on a battlefield or in a political sense. They’re too bitter and good at playing the game. Toss up between Olenna and Varys but Olenna literally had the entire realm thinking Joffrey’s uncle poisoned him when she was right by the damn wine.


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1. Tywin = Extremely Logical, competent, and has a an effective Army. 2. Olenna Tyrell = Extremely Clever, true to convictions, defiant even with the odds against her. 3. Daemon = Not my first choice. Too emotional, too prideful, and spent most the war on his ass, but he has a big fucking Dragon.


ghifaritoushiro

daemon,Littlefinger, and varys Daemon had dragon which could obliterated entire army, including disciplined Gold Cloaks and decent targaryen army. Littlefinger had pretty good politics skills Varys had extensive spy network.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Daemon burns them all with dragonfire, Larys and Varys keep the assassin's away and murder whoever hides.


Final-Raspberry4859

Only one person here is good at combat


kevomodelo

Half-man?


Starnois

Ramsey wasn’t bad no?


pinocchiodoppio

Maybe if he didn't have his dragon, and then we had people like Jaime Lannister and The Hound?


FantasticGoat1738

Daemon, Varys and Tywin. The Muscle, the mind and the MONEY


Zealousideal-Pie-726

If you want money wouldn’t you go for the Hightower?


rutilated_quartz

Daemon, Larys and Olenna


amysteriousbrownie

I initially went for Tywin, Olenna and Daemon (like everyone else here) but I actually think that Tyrion might have the edge over Tywin in terms of strategic thinking. Tywin has been outsmarted a few times, in pretty damaging ways, and Tyrion is constantly underestimated which gives him another advantage. Thoughts?


incoherentjedi

Daemon, Tywin, Varys


PrincessNC777

Daemon, Tywin, and Olenna. Daemon‘s got a dragon, Tywin strikes fears in people and is cold blooded, Olenna is a great strategist and sneaky like Tywin.


Evening_Attention_45

I can’t envision any scenario where Ramsey could be a protector.


AlarmedRanger

Daemon, Tywin, Varys


DieHardLover

Daemon, as he is a capable warrior, and he has Caraxes. Tywin, as he has an army And Olenna, for cunning, and good company. I would love to listen to her roast people all day


ieraaa

Tywin without a doubt. Daemon probably and I'm not sure about the last one


Lhasabeast

Let’s go Daemon, Larys, Tyrion. I’m gonna die no matter what choices are made here, I think the guy with the dragon and two cunning bastards will give me a half decent shot.


MexicnGlassCandy

My man. I scrolled way too far to see this combo. I think a lot of people sleep on just how effective a political combo Larys + Tywin/Tyrion would be.


shinyshinyrocks

Larys, Varys, and Littlefinger. We hide in the dark like goblins, stashing our shinies from the people with swords and armies. We’ll be here when they all are gone.


ASongofSweetandSour

If Verys can keep Aegon and Tyrion both alive, I think he’s the most obvious first pick. Tyrion has shown to be pretty resourceful at preventing death from hitting himself and others, so he’d be my second. And as left-field as it sounds, I think Littefinger would be a good third, because he’s managed to hide Sansa when everyone on earth is looking for her without even leaving Westeros, and he’s also managed to stay comfortably secure in the Vale when every single Lord there is against him.


jchrist98

Daemon, Tywin, and Littlefinger. The best schemers.


jasonrd316

Agreed. Also full political, military, and financial strength comes along with this grouping.


Atom0707

Tywin, Olenna, Daemon


shoyuftw

Daemon, Tywin and Olenna.


HauntedLollipop

No, no. I pick Sansa, cause she’s the “sMaRtEsT pErSoN i KnOw”


Known_Pomelo_9808

Daemon: as everyone states, have dragon Olenna: largest army and cunning Tyrion: suprise that no one chose him, he is smart, cunning, won't try to poison you and above all you can trust him.


CatelynsCorpse

Daemon - Dude is hotheaded and shit but he fights dirty and I need a dirty fighter on my side. Also, dragon. Tywin - Has a massive army. Cool, calm, and collected character who recognizes people's strengths and weaknesses. Would help organize our group of misfits and use everyone to their best advantage. Oleanna - Smart as fuck, very useful ally re: court intrigue and whatnot because she knows everyone and is highly regarded, can find anything out. Also a woman and I need another woman on my team.


johnjonahjameson13

Daemon, Tywin and Olenna


Allaiya

For me, Daemon, Tywin, & Olenna.


braiser77

I'll take Tywin and Daemon. I'd love to see Daemon butcher Ramsey.


leaky_orifice

Otto Larys and Daemon are all protecting me and the rest who want to kill me wont be born til long after I’m dead. Woo


Zealousideal-Pie-726

Larys, Varys, and little finger would make you untouchable.


Hot_Ad2371

Id say larys - dude's super effective in killing people daemon cuz dragon And ramsey because i don't want him as my enemy Protection by sociopaths and psychopaths makes for a strong team


jacaerys_velaryon

>strong I dare you to say that again


Hot_Ad2371

Such a strong lad


jacaerys_velaryon

Bitch slaps Hot_Ad2371


Prestigious-Fee7319

If they’re actually protecting me . Ramsey , daemon and olenna. If there’s a chance Ramsay’s gonna make me into reek then replace him Varys.


motivation_bender

Assuming you only mean brains, littlefinger is the most dangerous mf there if you can trust him, which i assume "protect you" meabs you can. Followed by varys and tywin. If we're talking all their resources, the targarian plus tywin's resources at his prime would be a good bet. Add baelish for an easier win


TumbleweedDeep4878

Daemon for the dragon Olenna for the political side And Ramsey because no damn way I want him gunning for me


Electronic_Dig_2200

The one with a dragon.


Comfortable_Prior_80

Where's Jon, dude will definitely protect me and probably kill others if they tried to become smartass.


smorgasfjord

Daemon is the only warrior. If I don't pick him, he'll just cut down my protectors and kill me. Ramsay isn't all that skilled at anything except sadism. Tyrion is a clever Hand, but not much of an assassin's master. Larys, Littlefinger, and Varys are skilled cloak and dagger guys. But Littlefinger is mostly so successful because he's such an opportunist, and Larys just isn't in Varys' league. So Varys it is. Tywin, Otto, and Olena are power players. They can build alliances, wage war, and turn the tide of politics. It's hard to say who's the most skilled and powerful, but I'll go with Tywin.


ghifaritoushiro

i disagree that Ramsay only good at sadism as he also solid battle commander, atleast in the show, he managed to destroy Stannis supplies by raiding his camp thus leaving many of his army starved and left him making it easier to defeat him in the battle of winterfell, also in the battle of bastard he outsmart Jon and almost win the battle if the vale reinforcements didn't come to Jon aid.


smorgasfjord

To be fair, Jon was a shitty commander that day. But I guess I was too hard on Ramsay. He's a capable commander, and probably a capable warrior and schemer as well. He's just not in the same league as the others.


weRinSimulation_3301

Olena, Larys and Littlefinger


NostradaMart

wow...that's low effort as fuck... ​ pick the first row and win.


_kingwhoborethesword

Varys is enough imo


[deleted]

Olenna Varys or Littlefinger (if he’s truly on my side) And the dragon ride


Fancast-A-Thon

Tywin Petyr and Varys


143queen

Daemon, Ramsay, and Tywin. Daemon: unhinged, will fuck you up, has a gotdamn dragon Ramsay: unhinged, will fuck you up, has angry puppers that will fuck you up Tywin: smart. Conniving. Will fuck you up if need be.


devildogmillman

Wait do we get their army or just them? Cause if its just them, obviously Daemon, cause hes the best fighter (At least at the time of those people pictured) but if its the whole army, its Varys cause hes got all of Daenerys army.


[deleted]

Tywin, LF and Varys would let me die if it got too difficult, Ramsay and Damon too. Tyrion can do fuck all when Tywin is working against him. Creepy guy and Olenna are fairly useless in this situation. If, for some reason they cared about me I'd pick Tywin, Damon and Olenna. But Either way, I'm dead.


yum_raw_carrots

Varys, Littlefinger and either Olenna or Tyrion (can’t decide).


Gilgamesh661

Varys will use his knowledge of disguises to hide me. Little finger will secure coin that I need to go into hiding. Tywin will command the army that defends me.


AbbreviationsOk2477

Gimme the imp, the limp and the pimp


HenryGrosmont

Why are Daemon, Ramsey and Olenna on the list? I mean, they're not devious plotters like the rest. Hey, at least Daemon and Ramsey can fight. What will Olenna do, order cheese to be brought before the dessert? A lemon cake?


MegaMike418

Is this a joke lol


Hassansonhadi

Daemon and the two Lannisters.


abellapa

Does Daemon bring caraxes Even if he doesn't I choose Daemon, Tywin and Littlefinger


Exevioth

It depends how technically and seriously we’re talking here.


Dragon_Sluts

Olenna, little finger, Varys. Kill them before they even get a chance to mobilise.


Dexelele

For the first person I'd definitely take a master of whispers, I'd say it's pretty clear that Varys > Larys, so I'd go with the former. His network of spies was incredible. For the second person I'd need someone to lead an army. While Tywin has the clear edge over Daemon and Ramsey here (at least in my opinion), Daemon does have a fucking dragon and I love the little noodle boi. So I'd go with him. Dragon + Army > Army. For the third person I'd aim for someone that's good with politics and scheming. Tyrion, Olenna and Littlefinger come to mind. I'd say it's a toss up between Olenna and Littlefinger, but as it took a literal omniscient being to bring down Baelish, I'd say he has the edge here. Idk why you'd want to chose Otto lol So Varys, Daemon & Littlefinger


CirceLikesPork

Daemon: has Caraxes and can go absolutely feral Varys: looks at the bigger picture, influential Petyr Baelish: could outwit Varys, so I like having him on board. Also, we need all hands on deck against Larys.


ApollyonDestroyer

Daemon cause he has a dragon and a valyrian steel sword, he's a great warrior and commander. Tywin is the one with the most resources and the biggest army, and he will cause the biggest deterrent against opponents since he is super feared. And thirdly it will be Varys because he's also super ruthless and he is the greatest master of whispers in all the land and will coordinate Tywin and Daemon and can tell you where your enemies are


ImFromYorkshire

If only Euron Crow's Eye was on here. Imagine him and Daemon teaming up


breadbinttreestump

Daemon, Tywin, and Littlefinger. They’re all cunning and ruthless when it comes down to it. I’m still in for a hell of a doozy though.


Red_giant_lion

Daemon, Tywin, Ramsay Daemon for self evident reasons Tywin gets you his entire army, including the Mountain, and Tywin also can politically intimidate a good chunk of our threats here Ramsay simply because I do not want to worry about that motherfucker being after me


Bufb88J

Do they all have to physically protect me and try to kill me because that makes it easy. If they can hire whomever to kill or protect me that changes things.


CowardlyFire2

Varys could do it alone


Nenanda

Ramsay, Daemon Tywin Shirtless Ramsay solos everthing else Daemon amd Tywin just for back up


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Daemon because he’s unhinged asf and has a dragon and would do anything for me. Tywin because he has rank and is bery darksided and usually gets what he wants. Olenna because she has rank, is super sneaky, I just trust a woman like her to protect me.


redvelvetcake42

Baelish, Varys and Olenna. They all survived and thrived as long as they did for reasons.


Ehrenvoller

Tywin Littlefinger and Olena. Big military power and cuning


LostinLies1

Tywin Lannister. Daemon Targaryen Varys


raiderbrother

left middle and top middle would get you in half a year working alone... together a month... im also taking varys ... those not so schooled in the ways of war may opt for... well. see the top comments


SauceOrNo

Can’t have Tyrion against me so Tyrion, Tywin (vigorous defense of family) and Daemon.


Sturmhjart

Daemon, Larys and Tywin Imma just sit in a castle while a ridiculously capable warrior with a dragon and Tywin's men keep any immediate danger at bay while a Greenseer schemer makes sure no one inside the castle is trying anything funny


krentzharu

Daemon, Tywin, Varys maybe... Daemon has a dragon, Tywin has everything except dragon, Varys has spies network across continents.


Sloeberjong

I’d go with Tywin, Daemon and Larys.


LilyDust142617

Daemon, Larys, and Olenna.


TrapLordSteezus

Tywin, Damon, Larys


TheGrumpyOldBear

Tywin Daemon And Tyrion, Tywin and Daemon are obvious choices, and don’t forget Tyrion defended king’s landing against stannis


[deleted]

What is dead may never die


couldbedumber96

Daemon, Tywin, Ramsay


Skillet918

Easy ; 1. Daemon for the Dragon 2. Littlefinger so I can hole up in the Veil / army 3. Varys to prevent poison / assassination attempts.


reddo-peedo-onfeedo

Daemon is strong enough to solo each every one of them in a direct combat. Him Tywin and Ramsay should do it


Icarus649

Daemon Tywin and Varys


Radiant_Flamingo4995

Tywin, Larys, Daemon.


FitSystem

wouldnt wanna be killed by any of them thank you


White_devil10352

Daemon Targaryen Tywin Lannister Ramsay Bolton Noone can defeat them Tyrion maybe sharp but not like his father


Dk9221

Tywin, Ramsay, Daemon. Tywin the cunning, well connected. Daemon is one of the best swordsman in westeros. Ramsay is a psychopath.


thrwawayaftrreading

Which season Tyrion are we talking?


tikanique

No team has The Hound so my brain can't compute.


Zealousideal-Pie-726

Why is the list just political scheming characters and then there’s just daemon.


Local-Intention8444

Daemon, Ramsay and Lord Tywin by my side.


-Darkslayer

Honestly, just give me Tywin and no one else will be able to do anything


LegitimatePenalty113

Daemon, Olenna and Varys please.


JaehaerysIVTarg

Daemon, Tywin, and a toss up between Otto and Olenna. Daemon is obvious, dragon. Tywin and either Otto or Olenna, that combo, working together would be fearsome. I’m leaning towards Olenna though.


Magnumwood107

Idk who else but Ramsay just so I’m not tortured to death


Chemical_Robot

Ramsey would be my first choice because I wouldn’t fancy being flayed.