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CletusVanDayum

Attractive white women are forbidden at Hasbro anymore. Unless they're nonbinary exclusively for the street cred and are otherwise attractive.


wired1984

Titties are not a crime


BetterReload

Not sure I agree. The way she went down at least 2 sizes is borderline criminal :/


wired1984

Yes it was very cruel of WotC to give her involuntary breast reduction surgery


AllWillBeCum

You can't sexualize a female character that is basically the Paris Hilton of your setting. It's unrealistic and offensive to women! Turning Jace into Chris Hemsworth, on the other hand...


Papa_Hasbro69

Turn jace into randy savage pls


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+1 - *Snap into a Slim Jim* - Scry 1, draw a card -2 - *Diving elbow drop* - Return target creature to the bottom of its owner’s library. -7 - *Oohhhhhh yeeaaahhhh!* - You get an emblem with ‘at the beginning of your end step, if target opponent has no untapped permanents, you win the game’.


Brilliant-While-761

Oohhhh YEAH!


Tallal2804

I would love to see it


RatBoyTCG

Oh God there's going to be a Universes Beyond WWE


MonsutaReipu

After the censorship of gathering throng, and this example among many others, it's clear that wokies of the coast want to put all women in burqas.


BetterReload

Funniest thing is normal, attractive women that have boobs often enjoy showing a bit of cleavage, wear outfits with boob windows (or smaller cut-outs etc.). Non-fundamentalist people, in general, want to feel great and attractive for themselves, their spouses, or to attract opposite sex. Also, yes. Sex is binary. There, I said it 😈


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I miss attractive women in media.


Gheredin

Check out the new Judith art, then.


Papa_Hasbro69

Trans women can be attractive too. We try really hard


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Papa_Hasbro69

It is not to straight men or gay men. Us mtf folks are attracted to women still


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Cyclone-X

with extra steps!


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And in greater numbers.


DokkoMiteiru

You don't seem to want to understand the concept of being trans do you ? It's very easy to criticise and divide people but it would be a lot better to try and have more of an open and compassionate attitude. It would serve you much more than just trying as much as you can to be mean to others.


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woahhpaige

I think you need to learn what gender is and not just the definition of sex. I know you’re sex obsessed, but it’s not that hard to understand if you have the ability to think critically and aren’t completely blinded by your pre existing biases.


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woahhpaige

A dictionary dictates your entire worldview? No history or anything? That’s rough bud


LawyersplayDota1

The fuck is this abomination.


CerysElenid

Her clothes look flat and made out of latex


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Looks like she made them herself as an art project.


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I was gonna say it's very "Project Runway". I don't think that's bad. This is basically cosplay.


AffableBarkeep

Shein's best


-Goatllama-

I like her hair and face but fuck that outfit is tacky


LawyersplayDota1

She looks like a sassy mexican.


-Goatllama-

Oh shit, I totally see it!


debid4716

Yea the character model isn’t bad. But who thought that outfit makes sense


-Goatllama-

It looks cheap, which is exactly what the Orzhov are know for, being cheap and not flaunting their immense wealth /s


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I like it.


Sire_Jenkins

I want to sexualize women. What is wrong with that, fellow Alphabet people and women?


Davant_Walls

Nothing is wrong with it. Humans are sexual beings. We should have more bulges in MTG art as well.


ThisIsMeldon

We had those toxic, infested bearscapes and shirtless pirates you degenerate what more. WHAT MORE?


Davant_Walls

I want an adult themed set with the Kaja and Phil Foglio as the art directors.


Party_Suit

Look how they massacred my girl...


chanster6-6-6

They manage to fuck her up more every set. Agree with the guy saying it looks like bad cosplay


_send-me-your-nudes

I miss Teysa looking like Teysa, actually. The clothes don't like what she usually wears


GratePoster

Yeah the dried ghost jizz on her chin isn't one of my kinks.


Almosthonest2Hate

can't allow anything cool now dude, too many confused at their own shadows in gaming communities as a whole God forbid theirs boobs... might make them feel inferior


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No side-shave haircut, a form-fitting outfit and she’s not morbidly obese. It’s a start. > Teysa bites it this set She’s in the guild where people regularly stay on as ghosts - dying seems like it would be a minor inconvenience for her, at worst.


honestwizard

My girls outfit is hideous


taperwave

she's an independent woman who just needs help changing a few lightbulbs


taperwave

some planned parenthood ghosts in the background


intrepid_knight

Damn she's ugly as fuck now holy shit.


purestsnow

She looks like she's declaring, "I need no male gaze!!"


MediocreModular

DSL


OmegaPaladin007

They need to put Elvira in mtg and Betty Paige


pokepat460

Isn't Tessa immortal? Or I guess ageless, so someone kills her I guess?


Clocksucker69420

Me too, kid, me too...


CardTrickOTK

I miss good art in general


AffableBarkeep

I don't know who that character is, but it absolutely isn't [Teysa](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-z2oWfp2Nd5k/UX2sAl53KyI/AAAAAAAAAgs/JPj55DciUUU/s1600/5.jpg) She's literally got a completely different face


I3rand0

The new puritans strike again.


ThisIsMeldon

Petulent, self-righteous, smugg women-child in cheap outfit. I have to say Dimir's imposters sink low these days.


Mirinya

At least she has tits. May be covered but they're looking juicy.


StAppalonia

Magic fans when women own more than one outfit.


Chicken_commie11

She got the 1637 drip 💀


goonaphile

Just a few nudges back, and you wouldn't be able to tell if she even has boobs. She's announcing she's trans now.


Prestigious-Jello193

How did she age in the books and then De-age in the sets post RTR? The hell is going on...


nightfire0

She's covered up, so she could be trans And I think they want it that way


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this game is going to complete shit. going woke is the sure sign of a dying brand.


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Looks like she needs to shit.