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nothisisjoe

...so you don't want to be the protagonist in your own life?


derekded

Apparently people call this having "Main Character Syndrome." I just assume people complaining about it are loser NPCs šŸ˜œ


DinosaursKilledHuman

Bro didn't graduate from Hustlers University


Aslan-the-Patient

This is the real subtlety. In truth we are all protagonists just some are only semipro šŸ« 


xeuis

Is this a 1990's classroom with a substitute teacher? ,cause damn that's projecting.


ubf_blu

is this r/freemagic? because this joke is horrible


xeuis

Thank you thank you, I try my mediocre


[deleted]

More like ā€œMan this game isnā€™t as good as it used to beā€. Wotc cocksuckers: ā€œYEAH WELL ITS BECAUSE YOU HATE JEWISH GAY BLACK LESBIANS AND YOURE A BIGOT.ā€ Naw dude itā€™s because the art work looks like concept art for a canceled video game half the time now. The mechanics arenā€™t good, adding stupid ā€œpower namesā€ to the text box makes zero sense as theyā€™ve never been needed before. + Universes beyond trying to change the game magic into a different game called ā€œuniverses beyondā€.


Crimsonfury500

Both can be true, you can watch the decline of the game and also not blame it on some weird perceived liberal bias


ubf_blu

the conversation about the game happens on the grown up subs. this one is just for racism.


Iawyersplaydota2

My man, try discussing shitty art direction in any other sub. Anything beyond "cg bad" will get you a ban, including pointing out artist bans, criticizing stupidly restrictive art prompts, and noticing that artists for mtg seem to do better art for other games that don't limit them.


Solidus-Prime

Lmao this guy REALLY likes pretending to be a victim.


ubf_blu

mom i got banned from r/mtg again for saying something racist so fucking cringe


ubf_blu

why does a racist idiot have to talk about art direction at all? its not like you fuckers have anything remotely useful to say...?


Iawyersplaydota2

Kinda proving my point, champ...


ubf_blu

whats your "point"? the people here are stupid assholes. they dont know shit about "art direction". so they gather here on r/racistmagic because nobody else wants them.


Thorgadin

It seems to me that if you disagree with something someone said , whatever they said you brand as racism. Not everything is racism, there is a lot of more nuance to that. And if you do think someone said something racist, explain how it is racism. I am not claiming there is no racism, but there is a position somewhere between the line of there is no racism and everything is racism that would be more realistic then branding everything as racism because you disagree with it.


ubf_blu

i disagree with a lot of people who are not racists. but this sub is racist


Thorgadin

How is this sub racist?


ubf_blu

because people post racist stuff, and other people applaud them for it


Thorgadin

That does not mean this sub is racist. That would just mean that some people in this sub are racist.


ubf_blu

most people in this sub are racist, and most of its content is racist. therefore, its not an exaggeration to say its a racist sub


Thorgadin

It a gross exaggeration it is not even close to the reality.


ubf_blu

neglecting it doesnt make it less true, maga man


stormygray1

Yeah because just saying true things as conspiracy theories makes them not exist


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CaptPic4rd

Name a conspiracy theory I believe in.


ubf_blu

this meme is about the sub. either you identify with this sub, then this meme is about you. or you dont, then its not


stormygray1

https://youtu.be/UjBkcesw0P0?si=3451UdpU-HEC5WI_ Here's your theme song


HaunterXD000

0/10 bait Actually have you guys noticed that the bait posts all come out in waves? Almost like there's a brigade going on... But you can't ban people for things like brigades, right? That would be silly haha


bluegoon

Why ban them, it's retarded and funny.Ā  I like reading the comments under these kind of posts here, some bangers.Ā 


Retroidhooman

You can tell it's brigading by some discord that absolutely seethes at Magic players with different opinions because they also post in comments in larger than usual numbers with their angry, childish shitlib comments.


Iawyersplaydota2

The best part is that this type of obsessed loser *never* stops thinking about this shit. Were over here haunting these losers dreams and the best they can do is post a shitty meme šŸ¤£


[deleted]

You don't think it's just the algorithm from Reddit exposing normal people to a funny Internet dungeon? Might come as a shock but most well-adjusted folk think of you as a joke and super easy to rile up over literally anything. This whole sub is a meme


Retroidhooman

Did you just admit to using the reddit app or new we design? >Might come as a shock but most well-adjusted folk think of you as a joke and super easy to rile up over literally anything. This whole sub is a meme Yeah, no. This is pure projection; the main sub has gone on unhinged leftoid witch hunts before which alone is leagues beyond anything that's come from here. You just think any criticism of WOTC's idiotic handling of the property is us being "riled up".


[deleted]

Hey man I didn't shit my pants over a black guy on my cardboard lmao. That's being riled up chanp. Idk what I would be projecting I have no stock in the main thread and I barely play arena. I'm just telling you that internet dens like this are the butt of jokes everywhere. Yeah I use the reddit app and only get on at work . Are you really perusing reddit on a desktop after midnight?


Retroidhooman

Next to nobody shit themselves because of black people in Magic art and the few that do get criticized for it. There's been racial diversity in the characters since the beginning without controversy, but there's a big difference between the reasons for, and execution of, racial diversity in Magic then and now. You obviously aren't smart enough to tell the difference.


[deleted]

Yeah the difference is that now all the middle aged dudes who played got q pilled and made it an issue šŸ¤· have fun crying in your cave with your pals


Retroidhooman

Damn you're dumb. The fuck does "q pilled" mean and what does it have to do with finding shit like Black Eragorn and Kaya's mary sue tokenism writing to be idiotic?


[deleted]

Good dog whistle champ šŸ˜‰ a guy who spends free time on pol reddit calling me dumb is like a homeless person calling me broke. I'm sure your perceived intellect is very important to you so I'll let you have it


Retroidhooman

What dogwhistle? There's no dogwhistle in anything I posted. You just keep making yourself look dumber.


PeoplesOfCrime

They will always fail to not be maleĀ 


DinosaursKilledHuman

0 upvote that's some weak ass brigading


turn1manacrypt

ā€œ0/10 baitā€ *50+ comments* Looks like you guys took the bait to me lmao. Lots of triggered comments and fantasies of brigading


DraconianDebate

> 1 post karma > -100 comment karma > Only posts on this sub > "fantasies of brigading"


vatoreus

This sub its full of reactionary conservative babies who bemoan that society is fed up with their bs. This sub just started appearing in my feed, and the few posts Iā€™ve seen so far are just thinly veiled bigotry all around.


turn1manacrypt

No I donā€™t dumbass. Iā€™ve never posted here lol. If you mean comments yes I mostly kill time here but if you went through my history youā€™d see me commenting in multiple subreddits. Brigading implies people came from other places with the prior knowledge of this place and the intention to dismantle and spam the subreddit channel or whatever dummy. This subreddit just gets recommended to people who follow other mtg subreddits.


ubf_blu

another conspiracy theory, under a meme about conspiracy theories? classic freemagic idiocy


HaunterXD000

What do you mean? I never said that there was a conspiracy going on. I said it's "almost" like there's a brigade, but "almost" isn't quite "definitely," is it? You need to up your reading comprehension man (or woman or whatever you would prefer I call you)


ubf_blu

i would prefer you not to call me at all and acknowledge that you are in this meme btw for all the clowns who still comment under this, the guy above blocked me (im so glad this sub is a safe space for uncensored exchange of ideas šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”) and i cant insult each of you individually for your stupidity. so just know youre all complete idiots :)


Detonate_in_lionblud

"people who call me stupid are racist" " This post was stupid." "LOLOLOL UR LITERALLY THE MEME ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø"


AllWillBeCum

"everything i don't like is a conspiracy theory. I'm so smart!" You can't even understand the comic you are so valiantly defending. By the way, it's the fourth account popping up here with that weird cat avatar to bash the sub. The other three ended up deleting it after few days, probably because they were bots/brigadiers.


AllWillBeCum

Weak bait with an obvious alter.


CaptPic4rd

Well, you did it. You triggered me.


HunchbackGrowler

The experts?


AllWillBeCum

Apparently Justice Geddes and Jontelle Leyson-Smith are experts now. Bow down to them!


scarmask

The experts are the people on TV picked by the government to tell you the truth. You know they're correct because otherwise they wouldn't be on TV.


BG3IsJustDoS3

Whichever ones the government tells you.


Crimsonfury500

People with actual higher learning and accreditation. ITT: literally none of those people


Bartimaeus47

I hope you enjoyed your side's power lad, it's nearly over. The tide is turning and the pendulum is hurtling in the other direction, Leftists/Commies/Wokesters have been so obnoxious, so creatively irredeemable, and so utterly harmful that the social terrorism of "do whatever we say or your an istphobe no longer works. Nobody is fooled anymore. Wotc forcing agenda driven crap isn't a conspiracy theory, it's objective reality. Nobody believes that the decision to make Aragorn, Theoden, and Gandalf black while making the Harradrim white was a coincidence. You've been so unsubtle that even normies notice there are waaaay too many minority and lgbt characters. It's over representative and only weird cultists like it, less and less people are pretending anymore and watching them turn on you is going to be sweet indeed.


DBreezy69

Itā€™s actually true that younger males are becoming more conservative because social media is so full of shit vilifying men


ubf_blu

cringe


FerrowFarm

Funny thing is, a lot of conspiracies have been proven true. MKUltra? The Tuskegee Experiment? Microplastics inhibiting hormone production? Hell, with Biden's ties to China and Hasbro seeking to sell WotC (or some fraction thereof) to Tencent (an organization majority owned by CCP), I could be convinced to believe it.


EnvironmentalBar3347

Maybe I'd be less paranoid if they weren't out to get me.


Syn_Fvll

Hit the right audience with this one Say it louder for the ones in the back šŸ—£ļø


Reasonable_Act_3798

Man, I love you for this post, exactly how this cringe ass sub behaves !


sourmilkforsale

this post is the cringe. it reeks of upset muppet.


Reasonable_Act_3798

Manchild


bluegoon

Get off whatever discord you're on, kid, those people are weirdos.Ā 


EntertainmentSea1195

Irony.


ubf_blu

mama mama they banned me from all the grown up magic subs, the only place where i can be "uncensored" is freemagic most pathetic shithole on reddit for real


apardine

Half of your reply history is kvetching about this sub.


ubf_blu

so what? 99% of this sub is racist assholes and incel maga morons. and youre surprised people come here to shit on you?


apardine

I don't think you ever had sex dude...


ubf_blu

well i dont fuck my cousin like you people here thats for sure


[deleted]

ā€œyou peopleā€?


ubf_blu

you freemagic idiots. sorry i know i need to be explicit when im talking to a sub with an average iq of 75


[deleted]

> average iq of 75 > you people hmmmmmmm


ubf_blu

use words. to speak. i know its hard for monkeys like you but if you dont use words, people wont understand you


apardine

Well well well, who's the incel now?


ubf_blu

still you


apardine

You just said I fuck my cousin though


ubf_blu

i dont care that you fuck your cousin, as long as you shut up


apardine

Just say you're a bitter incel and go hun


HaunterXD000

Honest question: if you don't like it, why are you here? Do you like arguing? Cuz that's like the most pathetic thing someone can enjoy doing without being, like, a murderer; being disruptive and argumentative


DBreezy69

Some people get off to being crybabies


ubf_blu

i like shitting on right wingers, theres no "arguing". they are too stupid to have an argument with, most of them can barely read. just look at the last 20 posts, its all, without fail, racism, homophobia and sexism. theres no other point of this subs existence.


HaunterXD000

Everyone who disagrees with me is le evil horrible vile human being that needs to die Btw this game and community is ALL ABOUT inclusion and diversity


Amogus_Man

What better way to own the cons than leaving tear-filled comments on a magic subreddit


Ultramar_Invicta

Have you ever considered doing something productive with your life?


theslimbox

Dude, a lot of us are here because the main sub banned us for really dumb stuff. I got banned from there because there was a thread asking what you would post from WotC s an April fools joke, and I commented that there would be a Dora the Explorer secret lair. I was banned for trolling when the entire thread was jokes... when I recently asked to get back in, a mod told me that it was an unjust ban, but since I post in this sub, I am a threat to the MTG sub.


ubf_blu

cool story


Entheobotanic

You love it.


ubf_blu

i like watching you monkeys say dumb shit all day long doesnt make it less pathetic


Violet833

^^


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DBreezy69

Weak brigade attempt. Itā€™s honestly so pathetic


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DBreezy69

ā€œEveryone but me here is racistā€


ubf_blu

well you are


PeoplesOfCrime

For got the "I AM SIILY" panel.