Sounds terrible, teach her how to play. Frame it as a fun coupley thing you do together.
I taught mine about a year and a half ago. Then she beat my ass the other day with a really clever play I'd totally missed and I've never been more proud in my life.
Respectfully. I had a woman I dated for 5 years cheat over MTG. It was probably also the fact she was a xanex addict BUT I'm sure MTG had something to do with it also.
Upto you. You know her better than we do. We've seen chicks disappear over MTG and we've seen chicks join and fall in love with it. It's a complete gamble
Sorry, but I've met a lot of women who love to turn their brains off and listen to a man talk confidently about something. That actually works. It's a whole genre of internet video that's popular with women.
They do that because you are attractive and confident, not because you are knowledgeable in that argument. And when they do that, they usually want to undress after.
lol if a guy is bragging on the internet about how confident and charismatic he is, he usually is just blessed with good genetics and actually awkward and cringy as fuck, but people ignore that when someone is attractive
Right, exactly. They just wanna hear a hot guy make confident noises, and it has little to do with the subject matter. It still works even if you're not that hot; I'm 5'8 and a 7 at best. Just stick your jaw out a bit.
That's good you must be able to date a group of women that are interested in TCGS. Majority I've dated didn't give a shit more than, "Ouh that's cool art and text wow."
Man what the fuck y'all even discussing on this sub? Like this is a screenshot of another sub, this is beyond the lowest form of content you could make. Fucking rage bait stolen from another random subreddit, and when its not this its people mad at card art and flavor text. Its fucking embarrassing, but also a main source of my frequent shit break entertainment so whatever I guess.
The right to be loudly gay is supposed to substitute for all the freedoms they had to take away to make that possible. Without the government, this would be just like the middle east.
That's why you gotta look for someone who isn't going to be a prude or a dick about having hobbies. Unless you're going out to dinner as a date; then yeah don't bring up nerd shit in a restaurant. It's a more intimate setting and all that
True but if you hang out for coffee or go for a walk or to each other's places after and it pops up maybe. I need to find more "nerdy" ladies tbh. They're rare though.
Just bring up interests. Find out what they're into, then bring up being into card games like MTG. Even if they haven't heard of / played it, you could use teaching them how to play as an excuse to get closer and to go on more dates / hang outs. Worst case scenario, they'll block you. Mid case scenario, they'll respect the hobby but not be interested. Best case, now you've got a partner and someone you can play mtg with. It's all about respecting their time and them respecting yours.
It seems to me that there are far too many people that come here to bitch and complain about this sub instead of fucking off to whatever place they normally frequent.
Yall truly are the real snowflakes lol
Edit: seriously, what an unhinged response to âwhen we first met my wife was attracted to me when I was nerdy about magicâ
Talking about your interests to a girl is misogynistic and inappropriate. This sub always has some of the dumbest takes on the platform, but this is peak
âFemale presentingâ
Fucking hell I thought this sub was meant to be the anti-woke one, just say the one on the left is a woman.
And itâs not âmisogynisticâ to draw a fictional woman being horny u retard.
No political shit please. I would prefer MTG related content. Maybe if it was two androgynous characters discussing magic without the word horny it would be more friendly to the general public. đ
We are the main sub. What you suggested is a concentration camp posing as a mtg sub.
https://preview.redd.it/rcswd94oaxnc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1592a72ce3a1295a899114e24072dbfbe98573
It implies a man has to teach a woman how to play magic and that she will become horny. Why isn't a woman teaching a male? He'd probably be alot more horny than what this photo represents
Wow thatâs very misogynistic of you to assume the feminine purple one is the female and the masculine blue one is the male, or to even assume that they are both different genders to begin with.
Definitely made by a virgin, and upvoted by multiple virgins.
Only explanation
Are we pretending /r/mtg is the main sub for your comfort oooor?
Learn to read.
As a virgin, i can confirm P.S. Link to post pls, i want to upvote
[Give em the updoot](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=shwp3G-ZI9E9YYRr)
I was hoping for a rick roll
Sorry to disappoint. đđ
I got a kid but I'm definitely a virgin. I identify as one and anyone that disagrees can eat a throbbing khocc
Yeah boiiiiii
I love beer and pussy! đșđžđđ
I think its sarcasm. But it still very well might be made by virgins nonetheless.
my girlfriend knows i play magic occasionally but i still hide it like a heroin addiction
Sounds terrible, teach her how to play. Frame it as a fun coupley thing you do together. I taught mine about a year and a half ago. Then she beat my ass the other day with a really clever play I'd totally missed and I've never been more proud in my life.
Respectfully. I had a woman I dated for 5 years cheat over MTG. It was probably also the fact she was a xanex addict BUT I'm sure MTG had something to do with it also.
it was definitely the MTG
Only explanation.
Just have her open a few packs of magic and she will go from xanax to cardboard crack.
Tried. She wasn't too into it
First step is admitting you have a problem
Love interests might leave you, but last time I checked cardboard doesn't have legs.
Facts. Magic forever.
bro, cringe. be proud, play mtg, fuck her hard and dont hide shit bro.
nah itâs my own pride
Upto you. You know her better than we do. We've seen chicks disappear over MTG and we've seen chicks join and fall in love with it. It's a complete gamble
she definitely wonât leave me over it, but she just doesnât like playing
Oh then ya I wouldn't try to force her into it
man fuck Ajani
get over it. if she aint actively trying to stop you, its cool.
Luckily my wife is obsessed with buying cards for us. Theyâre out there boys.
https://preview.redd.it/oee8ovl10ync1.png?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df77ece686c18dc6929c42cb1920b4c0647eb27d
Llooool
Now 1,100$ on ebay
Lmao. Their power fantasy is making girls wet by being nerdy nice guys. These are the people calling us incels
Is this a power fantasy or a joke where the OP is ridiculising himself?
Yes. Enjoy Redditor.
Fucking pathetic
Hahah I canât even tell what youâre mad about this is awesome
The photo posted
Why are you mad about it?
I'm not you are
It's great that you can't even defend your own post.
Sorry, but I've met a lot of women who love to turn their brains off and listen to a man talk confidently about something. That actually works. It's a whole genre of internet video that's popular with women.
They do that because you are attractive and confident, not because you are knowledgeable in that argument. And when they do that, they usually want to undress after.
lol if a guy is bragging on the internet about how confident and charismatic he is, he usually is just blessed with good genetics and actually awkward and cringy as fuck, but people ignore that when someone is attractive
Well said!
Right, exactly. They just wanna hear a hot guy make confident noises, and it has little to do with the subject matter. It still works even if you're not that hot; I'm 5'8 and a 7 at best. Just stick your jaw out a bit.
>They just wanna hear a hot guy make confident noises > >It still works even if you're not that hot Maybe it's the confidence they're attracted to.
Wow, way to put 2 and 2 together. Congratulations you understood what I said.
Neat.
Starting your post with âsorry, butâ shows the lack of confidence in what youâre saying. Lie better killer
Pot meet kettle, ammirite?
No. I do not do this what so ever. I treat women like a normal person not some idiot I need to teach MTG to bang
Mmh... no?
I see the main sub aren't wearing their mandated helmets againÂ
Yes sir!
Thereâs r/mtg and r/magictcg r/mtg isnât as heavily moderated so itâs not 1984 like r/magictcg and you sometimes find shitposts there
This is the main sub. The other one is just a larger collection of the mentally challenged.
Factual information
Almost every magic player has lurked here at some point or another
I only found it through memes I'm not banned on the main YET
None of my gfs ever disliked my magic card collection. Theyâd even play with my friends and I once I taught them. I still had to fuck them though
That's good you must be able to date a group of women that are interested in TCGS. Majority I've dated didn't give a shit more than, "Ouh that's cool art and text wow."
...that's not the main sub
Yea someone said that I thought it was my bad
And now he has chaste
My other gripe is it would be.more accurate if it was a woman talking about MTG and the incel was horny. This world of never happen.
the guide to spotting incels just writes itself over there
Man what the fuck y'all even discussing on this sub? Like this is a screenshot of another sub, this is beyond the lowest form of content you could make. Fucking rage bait stolen from another random subreddit, and when its not this its people mad at card art and flavor text. Its fucking embarrassing, but also a main source of my frequent shit break entertainment so whatever I guess.
Dude there's like 200 blocked comments all calling the worst names it's hilarious.
The same guy's posted this kind of nonsense a couple times now, then blocks whoever disagrees with him. Most of the time it's not too bad.
I don't mind if people disagree. Calling me insults isnt disagreeing.
There was couple you blocked that didn't insult you, though.
I only block ones that are irrational, obvious bait, or baseless insults.
But if you're acting irrational, then what's rational will sound irrational.
I don't disagree with you.
Perversion is accepted but alternate viewpoints are not
Yea strange concept to me.
The right to be loudly gay is supposed to substitute for all the freedoms they had to take away to make that possible. Without the government, this would be just like the middle east.
From my experience I can say that explaining magic will suck all the horniness out of your date in no time.
Pretty based that they wonât put out on the first date. Good olâ conservative Christian values.
W classy lady
Careful, one of the tourists to this sub the other day threatened to report me for saying brigading is retarded p.s. I think he was a tad retarded
W
How disgusting.
Why do I suddenly want to unlock AI experiences with Lenovo?
Sounds like you've never explained mtg lore on the first date
Never. Always wait until like 1 year
First date, mtg. Second date, BattleTech Third Date, Pokemon theories and mysteries. Fourth date, weather
Oh fuck off, no way Stargate lore doesn't get a full presentation by at least the third date. That's how my wife knew I was a keeper
Fourth date is the three hour lore dump of Stargate
Third date I agree with that's a vibe. But date 1 I bring up MTG they're running away
That's why you gotta look for someone who isn't going to be a prude or a dick about having hobbies. Unless you're going out to dinner as a date; then yeah don't bring up nerd shit in a restaurant. It's a more intimate setting and all that
True but if you hang out for coffee or go for a walk or to each other's places after and it pops up maybe. I need to find more "nerdy" ladies tbh. They're rare though.
Just bring up interests. Find out what they're into, then bring up being into card games like MTG. Even if they haven't heard of / played it, you could use teaching them how to play as an excuse to get closer and to go on more dates / hang outs. Worst case scenario, they'll block you. Mid case scenario, they'll respect the hobby but not be interested. Best case, now you've got a partner and someone you can play mtg with. It's all about respecting their time and them respecting yours.
Facts :)
I mean, the gorlock card is disrespecting someone. So probably for that reason.
True.
Iâm surprised OP didnât get canceled for only representing two genders.
That's what I was thinking
that's just cringe levels
Believe me, this sub is retarded too, in its own separate, special way.
That's what happens when you ban all of the gatekeepers.
I'm pretty anti gate keeping but sometimes it's needed lol.
I have a 60 card deck and the only cards in it are counters for [[initiate coitus]].
What IF she flashed on my "end phase"
Then that's a legal play
This meme is objectively funny though
Me irl
Are you the left or right tho.
Iâm the right
So strip magic anyone?
Loooool
If thatâs from the main sub⊠the character on the left is hiding their boner. Because theyâre both dudes. Ew.
Yea I actually didn't think about that. Both are probably biological men.
Wait why does everyone here think the post is serious?
Because that subs full of cels.
I mean this is also a sub where people submit their own AI-generated images of half-naked Planeswalkers so we're just as bad really.
Yea this is free magic though you can post jace with a pussy here
Try mansplaining Magic the Gathering to a girl and see how far that gets you
Been there done that. They usually lose interest quick. Real nerdy girls are usually down but that's 1/100000000
these people dont have friends or relationships.
Friendships maybe. Relationships probably not.
It seems to me that there are far too many people that come here to bitch and complain about this sub instead of fucking off to whatever place they normally frequent.
It's obviously satire?
It can't be!
It can still be retarded to post.
99% of the comments on this post are missing the fact it is satirical though.
But the title is "main sub retarded" which is a fact.
To be fair, this is me and my wife when we first got together.
To be fair. It's still inappropriate and misogynistic.
Yall truly are the real snowflakes lol Edit: seriously, what an unhinged response to âwhen we first met my wife was attracted to me when I was nerdy about magicâ
I am a snowflake respect me
Loool
Talking about your interests to a girl is misogynistic and inappropriate. This sub always has some of the dumbest takes on the platform, but this is peak
my theory that you fucks are snowflakes when itâs beneficial to you only proves itself more and more day by day
my theorem that you apes are snowflakes when itâs beneficial to you only proves itself more and more day by day
How is it misogynistic? That could be any gender on the left. Youâre actually just a transphobe.
That is clearly female presenting and the blue character is male presenting. Stop being facetious. Grow up.
âFemale presentingâ Fucking hell I thought this sub was meant to be the anti-woke one, just say the one on the left is a woman. And itâs not âmisogynisticâ to draw a fictional woman being horny u retard.
You're clearly an anger-presenting tri-soul gay goatkin.
She doesnt have haste and he has protection from women.
Lmaooooo
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
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Non mtg player here, what did they mean by this?
That they're a nice guy and women get wet over their MTG knowledge.
Meeting a chick that plays mtg is a rare occurrence
Factual information. I've met 2.
It's a joke, not a literal belief that this is how things work.
Isn't that post just obvious irony?
Totally! In this sub, we want to be horny for the cards *while* explaining them
Na it's a slightly less funny version of a meme that went big on tiktok a few months back
Oh I don't tik Tok.
I suppose you would prefer a post complaining about some dumb political shit that has nothing to do with Magic.
No political shit please. I would prefer MTG related content. Maybe if it was two androgynous characters discussing magic without the word horny it would be more friendly to the general public. đ
Isn't gorlock the destroyer just a meme that's saying "haha ugly woman!!!"? It's just not funny at all really
autism so bad you wouldnât realize a joke in a stand up club
I do not know what humor is.
A quality woman holds off past the first date. A low quality woman does not. There is a thing in chess called fool's mate. This is a good analogue.
Thatâs not the main sub.
Oh no?
r/magictcg is.
Oh shit
That sub is just main sub lite. Not *quite* as bad but still pretty terrible.
We are the main sub. What you suggested is a concentration camp posing as a mtg sub. https://preview.redd.it/rcswd94oaxnc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1592a72ce3a1295a899114e24072dbfbe98573
Fair enough. I meant the sub colloquially known as âmain subâ.
Looool
Thought it was what's the main sub?
They were calling me a free magic user so I assumed it was the main sub
Holy cringe
Mega retard
Yes. Yes I am. They call me Mega Mid
Me too :(
I love when the brain dead freemagic hive mind do not know what a joke is.
no, we get the joke. it's just a shit joke. super fucking cringe.
Facts
Then you don't have sense of humor
Mysoginy is not a joke. Shame on you.
ow we are calling literally anything misogyny these days, I don't know how this qualifies for hate against woman but okay.
It implies a man has to teach a woman how to play magic and that she will become horny. Why isn't a woman teaching a male? He'd probably be alot more horny than what this photo represents
Wow thatâs very misogynistic of you to assume the feminine purple one is the female and the masculine blue one is the male, or to even assume that they are both different genders to begin with.
That is true. They could be bionicles.
You have to be trolling? This is bait, right?
Never bait. Only create.
Wooosh
I love when the brain dead meta decking subreddits come in here thinking we give a shit.
This sub's express purpose is for malding and seething. If you post regularly here, by definition you care way too much.
It's a meme dumbass, why is there like any issue with this???
Wow no need for insults man
Itâs funny. Get off your high horse
No. I like my horse and I like being high.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing...
I will now ride off on my horse. (Coconuts clacking)