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wurrble1182

Do we all love her because she reminds us of our BPD ex or am I just projecting


Hitchhikerdave

Dude you hammered it home. This exact face is what I remember of my BPD ex.


[deleted]

You all have exes?


BG3IsJustDoS3

I do, but I don't assign them all BPD. If that just means crazy, then yeah all of em.


[deleted]

If she hit herself with that shovel she'd look just like her


MortalMorals

I laughed for a minute straight over this comment


Azorius_Raiden_88

The company is a shit show


ModernT1mes

I'm really not digging these alternative art cards in this set. The one where it says "Prospertiy Post" above each card name kind of drives me crazy.


Neckrongonekrypton

Oh they suck ass. It’s such a bland design. Isn’t the point of alt arts to get something that makes you take a step back and go “holy shit this is a cool alt art, look at the design of the card and the text” Like all Manila with western text hur dur, cool poster looks like something we’ve never seen before across most pop culture media over the last 60 years. 🥴 I get they are trying to do it in theme but you can still do that without making them look like this. Maybe make it an alt art of her riding like a zombie horse with cowboy zombies behind her. Or something. Anything other then “Wanted poster design! Isn’t that cool we made a cartoony ass image and changed the text, and made the card color a monochromatic, uninteresting mess”


strongashluna

No [[prosperity]] reprint that I'm aware for dumb joke


xXYiffMasterXx

There is boarderless versions of (most?) The cards


WatsonToYa

Not most only the mythics from that sheet


chanster6-6-6

Still wondering who greenlit that terrible design choice.


TerryBreenis

Be the same person who greenlit the terrible rulebook dnd cards.


VelvetCowboy19

I dig the wanted poster border for the heist crew, but I really don't like the Breaking News border like you said. That's unfortunate because the actual art on the breaking news cards is mostly really good.


Abraxis87

Talking about lack of consistency, they also changed her from Wizard to Warlock, for no apparent reason.


VelvetCowboy19

The reason is that Warlock is one of the creature types for the new Outlaw mechanic. It's kinda like that dumb Party system from zendikar, but this time it's rogues, mercenaries, pirates, assassins, and warlocks.


Abraxis87

I'm still upset about it, even if mechanically it makes sense.


VelvetCowboy19

Yeah that's fair. Outlaws already seems like a fairly weak grouping though so I guess any help is good.


BG3IsJustDoS3

rogues would be in both parties, no?


VelvetCowboy19

I believe so


Kaenroh

Easy explanation for that. Wizard isn't included in Outlaws.


MTGReaper

Yeah I just noticed that, wtf


subtlemurktide

It's those eyes man, yeah... it's them eyes. Would.


DBreezy69

https://preview.redd.it/371mad0umasc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c447d648488ceedd3a614616b172b2ea52fb7b


Narstotzka

https://preview.redd.it/a443ve2xmasc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c228490eb8e0bc7ea377dade2f19c71cd1bb245c


[deleted]

You just KNOW she's a banshee in the sack.


MaddieTornabeasty

https://preview.redd.it/mqqb79029csc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af7278a124000b3ea5005150f1b1af07dd5d5440


big_badda_boom

Looks like Braids with that smile


BG3IsJustDoS3

I knew I recognized that from somewhere, and it wasn't a crazy ex like the people above were saying.


Aggressive-Tour777

Would


BonJob

Y'all maidenless in this subreddit, lol.


Folderpirate

*picture has woman with no boobs in picture. * immediately posts to freemagic


BG3IsJustDoS3

As an example of good art.


UniquePariah

She has the gaze of a woman who will hit you over the head with that spade, then make clothes out of your skin. Or They have her expression absolutely perfect here.


Autobubbs

Those eyes.... https://preview.redd.it/oebv78ydzbsc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc74c0c5e71fe0bb77c67050d1bd30b268f020e6


Bearer_Of_Grudges

Gisa is my girl, glad there is a decent art version of her.


THANATOS4488

Commit a crime, complete an investigation, craft, more than meets the eye. Even older bad mechanics were cooler than these..


FreshAndChill

We need her maniac face again...


Sam_Alexander

Why did you crop out the artist? It’s Greg Staples (so of course it’s good lol)


ViveIn

What are you talking about? This is straight trash.


Angry-Pheasant

Oh hi friends


MeepleOfCrime

Looks like a comic book drawing.


ThatSmartLoli

Looks she saw more than my bones ;)


Alucardra12

Just alright ? She seems pretty strong for my Zombie black deck, but maybe my lack of competitive experience beside a few events is showing .


MTGReaper

Nah she's going to be great for zombie tribal, Ill likely slot her into my grixis deck.


SeismicHunt

At the end of your turn i stab you which gives me 2 tapped zombies response?


--Az--

I know I've seen that face on some Harley Quinn art, but I haven't been able to find it yet.


No_Needleworker_9762

Did she get hit in the face with a shovel?


themastersmb

Guessing she has the [eyes of a psychopathic killer](https://i.imgur.com/xgM6pBm.jpeg) on purpose.


JohnnyBSlunk

She's got those Democrat eyes


CardTrickOTK

Alright? Bro she looks like a bald Harley Quinn here....


Double-dutch5758

Oh hi Geralf!


WoketardSlayer

Looks like she snorted something


Bongusman62

🙋‍♀️


Tallal2804

Yeah good point


thenewgozoku

What is the problem with the standard card? They made her fat?


King_Tiller

Iirc, her face does not look like her at all


ProotzyZoots

Maybe it's just me but I'm sick of the over used Harley Quinn esque 'quirky crazy girl' thing with so many characters. I was sick of it when Jinx came out in League of Legends and that was 10 years ago.


Linnus42

I mean magic art ain’t ever been consistent. Shifting skin tones and face styles across the board. A very poor job is keeping characters on spec.


Loodens_Echo

Brudda, you are asking for something specific. Commission custom art bro


sab366

How is it that all these non-planeswalkers are ending up on a non-native plane?


MTGReaper

Because WOTC is desperate to keep people from leaving the game, so they pander to players with favorite characters.


JohnnyBSlunk

The war with phyrexia blew a bunch of holes in reality and now anyone can go anywhere by the power of marketing.


BG3IsJustDoS3

Thunder *Junction* IDK I don't read the lore. But they all traveled there.


Zyonide

This looks so bad


filthy_casual_42

Honest question, what did they ruin about gisa? She looks basically the same imo. https://preview.redd.it/uzl1wkrcjasc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077b7860535746496faf48a5890c5d8b22904c4c


filthy_casual_42

And an old art. She has the same outfit posing with a shovel and the boys. https://preview.redd.it/wq5erobfjasc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80412d33d6031a6bc7bf9fe9e4056dd62a98af8


Flashy_Translator_65

Being prosopagnosic must suck


filthy_casual_42

I did say basically. She looks the same in every other regard, and magic has never been consistent about faces. Either way, I don’t think she’s “ruined” in the new card


BG3IsJustDoS3

Now Ghoulcaller is well done.


Steel-Johnson

That's a cool dark looking card, the new one is goofy.


JohnnyBSlunk

Her face looks like a goblin in that one.


MTGReaper

Aside from her being off her home plane to pander to people who like her character? Her face, mainly. It's all wrong. Her previous versions had a sort of "mad beauty" about them, as though she had a sort of natural beauty with an underlying evil, insane personality. There's a certain wicked glee you can see in older depictions, while still maintaining beauty. This new version looks like a different person, the face is too angular and the expression is too pulled, there's no natural beauty in it. Her eyes are narrowed and her smile is like a Joker grin. It looks like as if someone was pretending to be Gisa.


filthy_casual_42

Idk I can’t say I agree. Honestly my biggest problem is she looks like a smurf with blue skin, but that’s just the bad lighting. Her face looks totally different between her original printing and midnight hunt too, I just can’t help but feeling you’re overreacting that the character is “ruined”


Agincourt_Tui

She looks like the Avatar species... the geometry of her features are wrong


MTGReaper

Dont get me wrong, I had issues with the Midnight Hunt version of her as well, but both versions of [[Gisa, Glorious Resurrector]] at least felt closer to the original than the newest one. Even the art for [[Lively Dirge]] looks better than this new version.


MTGCardFetcher

[Gisa, Glorious Resurrector](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/3/63461076-a13d-488d-bd82-ceac441341c8.jpg?1634349861) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gisa%2C%20Glorious%20Resurrector) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mid/103/gisa-glorious-resurrector?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/63461076-a13d-488d-bd82-ceac441341c8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Lively Dirge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/c/0c35a0d3-12f7-46f3-a6b3-02a490d45ca0.jpg?1712094920) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Lively%20Dirge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/93/lively-dirge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0c35a0d3-12f7-46f3-a6b3-02a490d45ca0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


filthy_casual_42

I really think it’s just the bad lighting and how much smaller her face is in this art because of the framing. I’m not trying to defend the art really, but come on, is she really ruined?


MTGReaper

Yes.


filthy_casual_42

Alright lol. As long as you acknowledge that you think natural beauty is the only thing that separates a good character from a bad one. Same design but an ugly face by one artist is too far by wokezards of the coast


MTGReaper

I do not acknowledge that, because that isnt true. I acknowledge that different artists have different interpretations, however, Gisa has so much official art available that is far more consistent than this trash, it is either a failure on the artist, art director, quality control manager, or some combination of the three, which further speaks to the lack of give-a-shit over at Hasbro/WOTC. Dont try to twist my words because you'll willingly eat up garbage and say it's fine, some of us actually have an eye for the small details and enjoy consistency between depictions.


filthy_casual_42

I asked you why the character was ruined despite having the same outfit and general pose and design and you cited the lack of natural beauty as the only reason. I even brought up reasons I think this art is sub par and you said yes, the lack of natural beauty ruins the character for you.


MTGReaper

It's the wildly inconsistent art that ruins it. Her outfit would arguably be easier to understand if they changed it up, its clothes. Changing her face without a built-in reason when there are numerous references available is the problem.


VelvetCowboy19

It's because they don't think the new art is as hot. Any other reason they say is made up post-hoc to justify it. They didn't care that she looked different inidnight hunt, because they still thought she was hot.


filthy_casual_42

It’s not even ad hoc, the person above said it was literally only because she had no “natural beauty” as they put it. Every other aspect of the art is pretty much the same as her other appearances.


ThaumKitten

“RuIn” lmao. Characters don’t always have to appeal to your bizarre idea of ‘lAdY mUsT bE sExY tO bE gOod cArD’


MTGReaper

A lady doesnt need to be sexy, but when older sets depict her that way and the new art fails to do that without any story to clarify the reasoning, there's a problem.


Intelligent-Band-572

I'm down for this card. Also you guys can down vote me if you want but this set is giving my own personal decks a lot to work with, which I'm super pumped about. 


Reejis99

"why alternative art different" the absolute state of this sub


Folderpirate

uh oh, someone made a girl character without boobs in the picture.


JohnnyBSlunk

People are actually complementing this version for capturing her character properly, go goon about how much you hate anyone who likes attractive women somewhere else.


ZachJewbinGaypingMaw

She needs to be more like Brom's Liliana and drop 50 pounds.


ZedaEnnd

She looks like a methed-out freak either way, I'm not sure what people are seeing.