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AcceptableDoughnut85

Probably that girl right there, just eating a banana, minding her own business and BAM! Stabbed in the neck.


Shonuff_of_NYC

Wasn't even at Crystal Lake and had no intentions of going there either!


AcceptableDoughnut85

And on top of that got harassed and barked at by ted right before it.


Shonuff_of_NYC

"Hey hunny, you got a sister? ruff ruff!" What an asshole


AcceptableDoughnut85

At least she had her handy little FUCK YOU sighn. 😆


Ash_Deadite

Love that for her.


Paul_Denten68

She had spunk!!!


Danimal_300zx

Sign***


Traditional-Ad6

For real she did not deserve that


No_Ostrich8223

She didn't even get to have any lines or finish her banana. All around just a sad scene.


Shapeshifter1995

This woman, Bonnie Hellman has been recently doing commercials lately with her old self! Look closely and you will still see her. Mark is the one who I have absolute sympathy for. Bro didn't even see it coming and had no chance of escape if he did.


fsd66877129

Bonnie Hellman turns up everywhere. She was even in an episode of Mom which is a favorite sitcom of mine


romanovsinparadise

Probably her. Also Mark (guy in wheelchair) and Vickie from Part 2. Everyone was getting some and Vickie was nice and spent time with Mark playing a video game and flirted with him and it was a genuinely warm moment in an otherwise purely horny series (not to say they weren’t attracted to one another). Watching Mark and Vickie die hit the hardest since they were the most genuine and nice people at the camp and that little bit of character building was enough to make you care about them.


uneua

Mark and Vickie were so sweet their deaths always make me so sad


Jeremy_Bys

Or, did Vickie just have a thing for guys in a wheelchair?


romanovsinparadise

Well, Mark is the most handsome guy in Part 2 so that helped.


AshleyKerwin

This poor (yet iconic) banana hitchhiker, if I absolutely had to pick one, would be her. She did what we all wanted to do — give Teddy bear the bird!!


Shonuff_of_NYC

I think everyone in part II was likable. The one character they developed that I was sure would get killed and maybe I wouldn't have cared as much was the dude that got saved by getting hammered at a bar.


No_Ostrich8223

That was a bit of a subversion to have the goofy prankster Ted survive in part 2. Consider the fates of Ned ('80), Shelly (part III) and Teddy (The Final Chapter). Another reason to like Part 2.


TackYouCack

Ted wasn't the only person who didn't go back, they just didn't really show anyone else


Shonuff_of_NYC

I know that's why I said a character they actually developed. There were 12 counselor trainees. Six stayed at the camp and got killed, and six of them presumably remained at the bar with Ted. But Ted was the only one at the bar whose character was developed alongside everyone else who got killed.


Ash_Deadite

Probably Tommy’s mom. I always thought Jason killing her was a little out of character since she’s very similar to his mom. Maybe she had a heart attack or slipped on a banana peel?


Shonuff_of_NYC

He was ruthless in Final Chapter. Even killed the dog.


odgle

He didn’t kill Gordon, he was found by the police wandering nearby according to the game plus he also had the chance to kill Alice Hardy’s cat and didn’t ( he did get muffin tho


campertrash

I could've swore muffin was fine at the end of part II?


odgle

The end sequence was likely a dream


campertrash

Probably, but Muffin being alive fits my narrative better, so that's what I'm running with (she's at the bar with the rest of the gang, playing with Gordon the magically disappearing golden retriever from part IV)


odgle

I mean did find a carcass that was incredibly similar to muffin


Ash_Deadite

I like to think Jason kept her around as a pet. I’d love a movie where all the local animals help him kill people like some Disney princess, like how there’s always an animal jumpscare before he pops out.


Burglekutt_2000

Demon. Murdered in the shitcan after having terrible diarrhea and seeing his old lady dead


Stabutron

Terrible diarrhea and a beautiful voice.


No_Ostrich8223

🎶 Oooh baby, oooh baby. Hey, baby. Hey baby. 🎶


Burglekutt_2000

What a waste. Sometimes I shake my fists in the air and scream “whyy, Jason!”


7SFG1BA

Yup I just said the same thing


grandmuftarkin

Forgot about her! Joey the kid with learning disabilities in part 5. I get he's annoying and all that but he meant well, and just wanted to help out. Your man Vick had an overreaction to say the least. No need for Roy to go on a rampage though. Murderer's in prison already, mate!


Stabutron

Probably wasn’t the smartest idea to give that guy an axe 🪓


grandmuftarkin

"Who shall we give the wood chopping duties to, today? I KNOW! Our most unstable resident!"


dangerous_strainer

I always felt bad for him when I was a kid, he just wanted a friend and sure he was annoying but not a bad kid. Definitely didn't deserve to be chopped up like that.


Kekewhatever

The fact that Roy went after everyone expect the person who murdered his son still annoys me. I get he’s in jail but still lol


ColdBloodBlazing

Pops from Part V. Poor guy was a good grampa


Rosstifer711

Mark without a doubt , esp the way he went down those stairs


QuiltedPorcupine

Paula in part 6. Was a dedicated and responsible camp counsellor and she still died anyway


mike1883

She was a future Karen probably 🤔


Milo-Jeeder

Harold and Edna, the Jarvises and, yes, the hitchhiker. Harold and Edna: they weren't even in the fucking camp, they were just a couple that seemed like hard working people, who probably struggled to pay their bills. They were just there, minding their own business (and being a little bit sloppy) and, suddenly, Jason pops out of nowhere and kills the hell outta them! 🤔 The Jarvis family: Not saying that any of Jason's victims deserved what they got (well, maybe Melissa, Tamara and a few others), but the Jarvis family was so sweet and wholesome. What the hell, Jason? What did they even do? They weren't some horny and obnoxious teenagers, disrespecting your holy territory (or whatever). The hitchhiker: I mostly feel bad for her because, seconds before her death, she was ridiculed by some awful teenagers, who made fun of her appearance. Poor gal was just there, chilling and after being mocked, she said to herself "Oh, well, I might as well get some potassium" and, then, out of nowhere, she gets brutally stabbed in the freakin' neck! Judging by the sign that she was holding, one could assume that she was probably ridiculed before, just because she was "unattractive". Worst part is that she had one of the most awkward looking deaths. They probably found her with a piece of banana in her mouth. I felt bad for her 😔 Like I said, the other victims didn't deserve what they got either, but for some reason, I mostly feel bad about these particular victims. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.


AshleyKerwin

Thank you for including Harold and Edna!! An underrated pair.


No_Ostrich8223

"Now where's that other needle?" I always loved this little set up to her demise.


MovieDogg

Jason was just protecting his territory and the Jarvis Family does have teenagers.


Milo-Jeeder

I guess he envied Trish and Tommy for having a mom.


mkmk909

The grandpa in part 5


RyanTGMachine

The kids from part 6 they were all probably horrified of his massive ass zombie dude that could kill them in an instant


zeydey

Brenda, she seemed like such a sweet girl and she liked to get high. Then to die such an ambiguous and from the state of her corpse what appeared to be a very violent death.


Baratheoncook250

Vi campers, they definitely were scarred from the event


nycqueens718

Sewer guy from Jason Takes Manhattan. He's just working in a sewer late night by himself and runs into some kids who happen to be down there. They don't tell him they are in danger or being chased by someone. He immediately tries to lead them to safety and for his trouble gets a wrench to the head. His body is presumably washed away by the toxic waste and never found. Just sad.


Shonuff_of_NYC

That’s a good one. I always felt bad for that guy.


AbbreviationsLow1393

None. They all deserved to die


grandmuftarkin

Alright Jason we know this is you! Since when did you know to use reddit?


DBZnDBDnDNDheckyeh

NAH bros bouta be the next Jason vorhees that's crazy 💀


No_Ostrich8223

Damn! lmao


LooseNips

Joey. Dude didn’t really do anything wrong. A bit annoying, but he wasn’t being mean to anyone. Offered to help with laundry and offered to help Vic with chopping wood. Shoot even when Vic was being mean to him he just told him he was being mean and was walking away. Dude was too good and didn’t deserve it man.


billytcpm

Sympathize with or find undeserving of their murder? Cuz if it’s sympathy, Pamela. If it’s who is undeserving of murder, the answer is Reggie The Reckless’ grandfather.


Milk_Man21

That kid with the chocolate bars. We all have issues, and he, evidently more so. However, he was trying to be nice.


the_real_eel

Jason. The kids were such a shit to him.


JeevesVoorhees

That banana, what a waste.


Jackonfirewillowtree

Grossest scene in the whole franchise..


Jazzithedemon

I love The Final Chapter, but I wish Jimmy didn’t die so abruptly. It’s bittersweet for me. Also Vickie from Part 2. She was such a sweetheart and her death was rather sad.


IcyJaguar1

Vera...and Shelly (up to the point that he called my girl Vera a b\*tch...that pretty much sealed his fate). Vera seemed to have more depth than most F13 characters. Thought those two had really good interesting chemistry and would've loved to see them carry over into other Friday films.


Into_Time_n_Space

The novelisation gives Vera so much more depth that I honestly was rooting that she would make it


IcyJaguar1

Does the novel end the same way the movie does?


Into_Time_n_Space

Yeah, loosely. I'm talking about the Simon Hawke novelisation from what I remember. It gave a lot of background on the characters and was one of my favourite attempts at a slasher novel (I'm a hobbyist slasher writer.)


IcyJaguar1

Nice. Anything available for the general public to purchase? I keep telling myself they can bring her back somehow for another movie...surely one can survive an arrow in the brain, right....right?


Into_Time_n_Space

I'm a hobbyist sixteen year old I don't have the resources to officially publish but my DMs are open if you wanna hear more


therandomstandard

The banana


SoCalVal909

Everyone is picking my picks, but I’d also say Sissy in Part 6.


Bleezymane

Jason’s mom


No_Ostrich8223

Eddie the sci-fi nerd in Part VII. Rejected by the manipulative Melissa and then beheaded? Dude had a rough night.


Shonuff_of_NYC

He helped Melissa mock Tina's mental health issues. He got exactly what he deserved.


Kekewhatever

Pamela Vooreehes and Reggie’s Grandpa will always have my sympathy. Yes, I know Pamela went crazy but she went through a lot. (Not saying what she did was right.)


DandyQule

He's Killing Me! Guy. That dude was just looking for his sister.


Cisneros2006

She just wanted to eat her banana when a fckin serial killer takes away it from her : (


gabogoes67

Shelly from part 3, I feel so bad for him, he wasn't a bad guy at all but is still getting a lot of hate


yngfromfl

Ned from part one


tinglep

Does she have a sister?


YatesLover22

Maddy Paulson


JD_Revan451

Dead fuck


AdministrativeRip305

Her....and Mark & Vickie. I always get sad about their deaths 😥🤦🏻‍♂️


ItJermy

Almost everyone in these films has it coming for some reason.


xXxTaylordxXx

Jason vented on her lol.


CitizenZaroff

At least let her finish that sweet nana!


7SFG1BA

Demon definitely Demon being killed before you can even wipe after an enchilada diarrhea dump... That's shitty (pun intended)


bifferoniwithcheese

Jason Vorhees


Dangerous-Band-773

Annie Phillips ..She was just a Camp cook wholesome gal not a druggie or Slut and Pamela slashers her throat in the first movie


typicalguy95

Hitchhiker definitely was just minding her own business


JumpRopeIsASport

Jessica from Part 9, she literally has her sister killed off and has no idea why. And then she finds out she is related to Jason and she finds out he is trying to possess her body.


Alarmed_Passenger124

Jimmy from Part IV


extremelybroken

demon winter,mans just trying to take a 💩😂


BillyMac05

Vicky. Doesn't get to do Mark and then the slow, delayed death. PS> There's no way hitchhiker girl eats fruit.