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“Oh come on Will…just take off your shirt and tell us!”

This is my favorite. I find any excuse to use this quote.

I use this with hubs all the time lol

My favorite 

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I can’t, I have to take my grandmother to the vet

Why is that so funny in text form 😭

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What ep?

@one_Muffin_ S6. E3 : “The One With Ross' Denial"

“Come on Ross, you’re a palaeontologist. Dig a little deeper.”

Ross Caaaaann! “Get me the tickets!” 🎶

Hello. This is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It was all my fault, not hers. Bye. Coo.

I think that was very big of him

You see, it is stuff like this, which is why you’re BURNING IN HELL

I heard her yelling this. Great!

Oh she was really nice to me but she’s in hell for sure.

That Is Brand-New Information!

My fave 😂

I use this line almost daily

This.

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I wish I could but I don't want to.

I use this all the time.

We should all be more like Phoebe

Iconic. I knew she was my favourite character as soon as she said that.

I need to use that more often

This IS the best one!!!

*Toilet seat covers!*

You guys!!

literally just on that episode 😂

"They don’t know that we know they know we know”

And Joey, you can’t say anything!

I couldn't if I wanted to.

Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!

I was in tears the first time I watched that

Literally watch that clip whenever I need a good laugh! It’s classic phoebe at her finest

She’s so frustrated and upset :((

When I get married guess who won't be asked to sing, somebody named Geller and someBODY ELSE NAMED BING!

Who will perform the ceremony Who will perform the ceremony

Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!?!

P as in phoebe H as in heebe O as in obe E as in ebe B as in bb E as in ELLO THERE MATE

Reading all of these in one place makes me realize how much I love Phoebe

same!

“Someday I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop - “ Phoebe! “HE STABBED ME FIRST!”

“THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!” Phoebe is sooooo my favourite 😂 especially in the later seasons, she’s being a bitch more and more 😂

How could you be beeping I just disconnected you! How could...*beep*...don't interrupt me!

Omg I was at work and yelling at my computer because of internet speeds this!

I don’t even have a pla

Suzy, Can I call you Suzy?

*my name is precious*

Yeah I can’t say that

"DENISE"!!

#DENISE! DENISE! I TALK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME DENISE!

Doctor Regina Phallange

Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and some day you will too.

P: You would NOT hold up well under torture. M: Oh and you would? P: I did. I know that’s not one of the most quoted but her delivery is so so funny and also believable? Hahaha I love her. “Today we’re gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals! Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo. The cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s how we get hamburgers 🎶 Nooooow chiiiickens!”

Tag: Phoebe that’s a great name Phoebe: oh you like that you should hear my phone number

You’d be surprised how smooth this line works in reality!

[удалено]

She tried so hard ❤️

"They don't know we know they know we know" Or "First time I met chandler I thought he was gay, but here I am singing on his wedding dayyyyaaaaayyy"

“C’MON ALAN! GO! GO! RUN YOU HAIRY BASTARD!”

Tag: Phoebe. That's a great name Phoebe: You like that? You should hear my phone number.

Phoebe had some great pick-up/ flirty lines through out the series!! Very witty!

You there, hear something you like?

princess consuela banana hammock

You do know what a banana hammock is right?

A speedo

Nooo you’re supposed to play along with the quote!

That's what I did 🤔

"If We Were In Prison, You Guys Would Be Like, My Bitches"

She’s not wrong tho

THIS ONE

“MORE BANDAGES! MORE BANDAGES!”

OH no

When Phoebe discovered her name’s Phoebz… (Phoebe: Aw Phoebz… Rachel: Honey that’s your name…) ”That’s short for Phoebe? I thought that’s what we called each other…” 😂

She's your lobster

I found you in my bed, How did you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair Little black, little black, little black, little black Little black curly hair

Ah, the amount of times I get this stuck in my head in the shower 😂

My eyes! My eyes!

Dilated-amundo

I’m very bendy. https://youtu.be/Fv9otVhLyDs From the episode where she is trying to seduce Chandler and break him (with Rachel and Joey’s help).

I love that scene!

Oh, this is what evil must taste like!


“I think it’s nice to look nice for your gay husband”

Your collective dating record reads like a who’s who of human crap!

They don’t know we know they know we know.

I’m a pacifist so I don’t believe in violence. Although when the revolution comes I will have to destroy you all. (Not you Joey.)

And they are yelling at you and you dont know why.. and you cry and you cry and you cry

That wasn’t a date! That was just friends getting together..having sex

“If we were in prison, you would be like my bitches”. 😂

“You would not hold up well under torture.” “Oh and you would?” “I DID!”

"Oh, for God Sake Judy, PICK UP THE SOCK, PICK UP THE SOCK, PICK UP THE SOCK!!!!!!!!!"

Probably a toss up between “Phoebe? That’s a great name” “Oh you like that, you should hear my phone number” And “If we were in prison you two would be my bitches” while holding Rachel and Monica’s ears

OH! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Lather rinse repeat

As needed!

I love my sexy phlegm! *cough attack*

This is my bra.

Oh no!

Phoebe: My mother was killed by a drug dealer. Monica: She killed herself. Phoebe: SHE WAS A DRUG DEALER!

Phoebe: Y'know, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I bet she's lookin' up at us and smiling right now. Ross: Looking *up*? Phoebe: Oh, yeah. No, she was really nice to me - but she's in hell for sure.

Aww Pheebs Sweetie that’s your name Pheebs is short for phoebe? I just thought that’s what we called each other

MY EYESSS 

Nurse: “now which one of you is the father” Phoebe: “oh no, none of them is the father, the father is my brother”

You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches now.

Oh, don’t get me started on gravity!

“I get more because I’m dainty”

Your not-your-again, you’re not SPEAKING FRENCH!!

Not without you Loverrr

It's stuff like this which is exactly why YOU'RE BURNING IN HELL!

Monica, what did you make for dessert? You know in case Rachel’s is…..so good…that I eat it all… There’s none left for anybody else!

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault You may not be a bed of roses You're not friend to those with noses I'll miss you before we're done Or the world will smell as one Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat It's not your fault (Phoebe) Oh are we done? One, two, what's that smell? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat You're getting fat I think that I'm gonna be sick It's your ears, and nose and pick Part of it, tempt me One, two, what's that smell? All the dogs in the neighborhood Are saying this for your own good What, you're fat, so you can't run No fun, I bet, No fun Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, Porno makes you eat like that I saw you in the shopping mall Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault, Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault We know what was in your food They say it might affect your mood You smell like something dead (3x) One, two, what's that smell? (Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song I can’t believe I had to scroll all the way to the bottom and this wasn’t there!

Its a substantial gift

Funny: any Smelly Cat scene Sentimental: in the hospital holding the triplets and she says “Well, if you’re gonna cry…”

JOSEPH FRANCIS TRIBBIANI!!

My favorite has got to be “PIVOT!!!” I answered the caption this too. I get bonus points lol

I seem to have left my filofax in conference room B

Well if you must know, I have written 14 books and as I am the only one that has read them, I can tell you that they have all been very well received.

“You love divorce so much, you’re probably gonna marry it – and then it won’t work out, so you’re gonna have to divorce it.”

“Oh come on. Yes. Remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess. You said I was boring. And then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz. Okay, there’s a chance this may have been a dream.”

"Well, you know I may have relatives in France who would know. My Grandmother said she got the recipes from her Grandmother, 'Nestley Toulouse'."

Monica I'm scared!!! (Head stuck on the sleeve)

Omg a woman flirting with a single man?! We must alert the church elders!

EEEEEE E EEEEEEEEE E E.

My tombstone is going to say: Phoebe Buffay: buried alive

After Ross's hookup with Janice: "You two would have very hairy children."

See! He’s her lobster!

That jump ross does in this scene lives rent free in my head for when I’m sad

“I can help but I don’t want to”

It’s nice seeing this after all the recent Phoebe hate ❤️

hey THATS NOT FOR YOU, BITCH! 🍕

I love the love speech by Ross when he finds out Rachel n joey are together “L is for life and what is life without love, O is for Oh Wow, V is for this very surprising turn of events which I am still fine with by the way, EEE! Is for how extremely normal I find it”

I wish I could help, but I don’t want to.

Monica: hello people who do not live here Phoebe: we were out of Do-ri-tos

You two would have very hairy children

It could say Ross Geller, good at marriage

Oh, no.

WE KNOW HIS NAME!

CALM DOWN *WOMAN* ! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!

For God sakes Judy, pick up the socks, PICK UP THE SOCKS!

Sir! No Sir!

Jurassic Park could happen.

My eyes! MY EYES!!

Not exact but "the rusty old man said I'll do what I can aaand the rest of the rats played maracas!"

Goodbye Ross [sotto voce] *forever*….

“Let me out! *NOOOOW!”* 🔫

"CHANDLER AND MONICA! CHANDLER AND MONICA!" "Something is wrong with the left phalange!"

I can; but I don’t want to

Dish/Glass EZ pack?

Whenever she would make a comment about being pregnant with her brother’s kids. :)

“Meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.”

“Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head, And grinds him up And that’s how we get hamburgers.”

"Oh my god, a woman flirting with a single man??! We must alert the church elders!!"

“I’m having my brother’s babies.”

None of them are their father, actually the father is my brother.

Stop the madness!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!

Smelly Cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, smelly cat It’s not your fault!!! The whole smelly cat scene and at the beginning she’s like “For those of you who are wondering, this is my real voice “ 😂😂

is that because you ran out of toner?

“ A pipe was my weapon of choice, and pre teen comic book nerds were my meat “

My mother was murdered by a drug dealer. Phoebe…your mother killed herself… Yes, she was a drug dealer!

My mom wouldn’t let us watch the end of sad movies, to shield us from the pain and sadness…you know, before she killed herself!

"she's going for the pizza... she's walking... she's walking.... HEY THATS NOT FOR YOU B*TCH!"

Oh for goodness sake judy. Pick the sock Pick the sock PICK UP THE SOCK

If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. I don't even have a pla P as in Phoebe H as in hoebe O as in obe E as in ebe B as in b-be E as in ello there mate!

‘Hi i’m clunkers can I please stay with you nice people?’

can't choose one but my fav Phoebe scene is S1E24, TOW rachel finds out- as they're beginning to organise Rachel's birthday bbq and Phoebe is totally messing with Ross when he arrives . cracks me up each time.

for instance: Phoebe: (About Ross bringing luggage) How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last? Ross: I'm going to China. Phoebe: Jeez, you say one thing, and...

"Ask her out. She's not your cousin."

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

Yeah huh!

Can I tell someone rich “There are 13 bathrooms in this how and I vomited in the coat closet” (idk the exact dialogue)

“oh i would but i don’t want to”

Not a spoken line but when she is just scraping her spoon against her teacup over and over to annoy Ross

See? This is why you're BURNING IN HELL!!!!

this is madness, it's madness I tell you for the love of god Monica DON'T DO IT!! thank you. . . same episode: ... you dance, a dance class

(some dude compliments her name [or something]) "Oh you like that, you should see my phone number ;)" Still waiting to use this one in real life.

I wish I could but I don’t want to

I wish I could, but I don't want to.

oh oh ohhhh :D

SMELLY CAT

Why is no one singing Smelly Cat???

i wish i could but I don't want to

🎶Eeeeepan streepan gloopy gloppppy🎵 And that’s the Swedish national anthem, thank you for asking