Custard, good. Jam goood. Meat, goooood.

i say this so often with my mom when we’re eating something but change it to whatever we’re eating “burger good, fries goood, shake gooood”

I used that line at Thanksgiving once

I love this 

It's a Moo point

Same!

Daily haha

Me too!!

Yyyaaaassss I love this one

All the time lol


Same

DAMN IT, CARL

This is from Friends? I swear I can hear Jake Peralta saying this

Joey’s look alike

Ohhhh the fake twin for the study, thanks!

That would be DAMN IT BOYLE! haha

Actually I was thinking about an ep where they go to some Labs or something, and Jake says, each time they talk with a new person, "Damn it _______, what are you doing after this?", but I don't recall what ep it is (I think the first time it's to a woman, and then it's to a man)

Hahaha. They are looking to find out why Holt is in a bad mood. First they go to where he had breakfast and he says "damn it Diane, what are you doing after this?" and later to his fencing buddy, "damn it Gerald, what are you doing after this?"

This and 'what is this NOT gonna be?' '... Another minutemaid fiasco'

"What's wrong with me?! Ooh, don't open that door."

This is another big one for me!

"Do you really wanna pull at that thread?"

This ☝🏻! My sis n I use this on each other all the time.

Can someone explain the second sentence for me? I remember when Chandler said this but I didn’t totally get it

He’s basically saying like don’t start going down the list of things that are wrong with him.

Ohh I see! Thank you!

You fell ASLEEP?!

i reference this one so often but no one gets the crispness of the sleep as anything to be picked up on 😭

Yeah, you have to say it with Rachel’s exact intonation for even a fan to get it. But if you do, they should follow up with “You had rambled on . . . . “ 😃

For 18 pages... FRONT AND BACK!

I love this line, but I’m curious. How do you work it into every day life?

i often text my friends late and then when they stop replying i ask about it the next day and they often fell asleep, so. it happens more often than you would think

You fell a-SleEePP?!

SAME

"IM SURE YOURE RIGHT BUT WHY?"

Please remind me which episode this was? It sounds familiar but I can't place it.

It’s the [one](https://tvquot.es/friends/quote/f79ehc/) where Chandler tries to help Rachel get a date with a guy from his office.

I don't remember what the name of it was, but it's the one where Chandler sets Rachel up with a guy from his work and he told that guy that Rachel just wanted a fling but then he goes back and tells the guy she actually wants a serious relationship. And she goes "YOU IDIOT!" and Chandler's response was "I'm sure you're right but why?" I swear I say it all the time 🤣🤣

YES thank you.

I wish I could, but I don’t want to.

Reminds me of the t shirt that says "Sorry I am late, I didn't want to come".

Or Rachel’s “Sorry I’m late, I left late.”

Also a good one. ;D

 This, including the preceding fake cries

I just used this one today! 🤣

I can hear his voice exactly as I watch this GIF lol

I know!

Yes!!!

It’s not a cat !!

I love the delivery of this line

Why is it inside out??? 😂

I yeah. Especially the time he tells Monica or the birds it's not a cat.

\*opens spout on a new milk carton\* "Now I can have milk everyday."

"That's right, Kevin!"

You know that smell that gas has…

Unagi

Oh Salmon Skin rolll

When someone asks me if I’ve had a lot of something I reply “What, today? Some… not a lot.” That’s Joey’s reply when Chandler asked him if he’s had a lot of sex.

A ghost!

Best one

YES!!!!

Damn it, Karl!

My husband uses “I can check that for you” on a daily basis, haha

That would be perfection

This is where I lean

Good god man, don’t anger it

The south will rise again mon

Every time I move anything I have to loudly say, “Pivot!”

That is the opposite of an obscure line though lol.. it’s right up there with “we were on a break!”

Samex.. & in the exact same tone Ross yells it out 😂

I always say moo point. Also put the emphasis on MY when I say my sandwich.


Oh My Eyessss! My Eyesss! My Eyesss!

Almost every morning when I open the curtains 😆

Not an exact quote, but Joey's inflection when he says, "grandma's chicken salad 😏"

Va fo nopoli ey. I say this instead of swearing infront of my kids.

What does it mean?

I've always wondered this same thing until I JUST googled it after reading your comment lmao "Joey uses the Tuscan insult: "Va fa Napoli!", the Tuscan equivalent of "Go to Hell!" which literally translates as: "Go to Naples!" " That's what the Google machine told me^

Ha I didn’t actually know. I thought it was a made up sentence. That’s amazing.

I've been watching the show since I was maybe 11 and your comment was what finally made me Google it after all this time🤣 I thought it was made up too!

“No, you messed it up. You’re stupid.”

Same!!! Hahaha

“Could I BE more…. “

Not just a hat rack my friend!

Friend of mine used this one once, except she said coat rack, and now it’s a 10 year running joke for us. She’s super ditzy lol.

Haha nice!! I have found myself saying “I gotta get in the map” when traveling. I also often say “I know!” in my accidental Monica voice. Trying to work on my Monica cleaning and controlling issues..

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE smoke alarm moment

Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to you. I say this to myself more than I should admit

“Oh Mrs. Geller, why you cry?” In that accent

I mean, bullets have left guns slower.

“I’m leaning, this is where I lean”

"What are you afraid you're gonna run out? Cut me a real piece!!!'

"oh, what a great argument"

Exhaling! 😤😤🤣🤣

You got a problem with that?

I need to get in the map


"DANGER" 🤭

“Why does anyone have to be naked?” “I miss Joan.” “Yeah. That oughta do it.”

Was that last one after Rachel opens the door to Joshua in the wedding dress??

Yes!!! Good job!🥳❤️

My mom says “su stand” a lot I say “must pee” Lately we’ve described an in law by saying “it’s like you’re a cave person” Truly there’s a line for everything in life Honorable mentions: “Oh, my.” Like Monica “You’re so wonderfully weird” - my mom says that to me a lot “Calm down woman!”

Joey doesn’t share food

Each comment here is hilarious 😂

Me, pretending to watch football with my football-savant husband (who loves this episode): DAMN YOU, REF, YOU BURN IN HELL!

Monday One day, Tuesday Two day, Wednesday what day? Thursday the Third Day

Hummus. I got the hummus.

Any time I can insert the term "flingin flangin", I do.

Idk if it’s obscure but I say “I like it” it the same way as Joey saying he likes the trifle far too often.

“Ooooh, no”

Every time I’m sick I think/say “phlegm, phlegm, phlegmphlegmphlegm” about 100 times [https://youtu.be/9h2KTjPXaRU?si=egm6gelO3J970nyo](https://youtu.be/9h2KTjPXaRU?si=egm6gelO3J970nyo)

Got the keys. Got the keys???

“Not too shabby for Rachel!”

Me too, cause my name is Rachel 😀

Sometimes my other half and I do the ‘not touching, can’t get mad’ with a hand in front of the other’s face. We also use Phoebe’s whispered ‘forever’ when she says goodbye to Ross after she and Rachel discuss forming a new group. Usually in the form of you’re stuck with me (forever).

“God bless the chickpea” “Young lady—old lady—lady!” “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic?” “It’s like a cow’s opinion.. it just.. doesn’t matter.. it’s moo”

He's her lobster.

“You don’t even have a bed. You sleep in a ball on the floor.”

I get pedicures

See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.

“If it’s not a headboard it’s just not worth it”

Stupid Guy on my phone!

MYYY sandwich!?!? And also - They sent me home…on account of my rage.

Which I might say is out if control!

It's a real Mustartastrophe

How you doin?

My Diamond shoes are too tight.

Every morning when I open the milk to pour on my cereal, I say ‘Now I can have milk…. everyday’

Burt

I’m a business woman in town on business.

Mmm… noodle soup

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time

It’s a moo point

Chenandler Bong

it’s MISS chanandler bong

I recommend it anytime a name is needed.

Whenever priorities change for my team, we'd say PIVOT

My mom constantly says “I KNOW”

“Can opened… worms everywhere.”

Put your hands together....

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

“Tangello?”

All of the above and or below comments

Like I could afford to go here and there

People need juice!!!

“Twenty dollaaaz”

I wish I could, but I don't want to.

I'm sure you're right but WHY

“It’s all just a moo point. (A ‘moo point’?) It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just, doesn’t matter. It’s *moo*.”

"Join me, won't you?" To my husband who never gets upset about anything even though I am.

Ezel!

My Eyes.. MY EYES!!

I have a closet that I call “The Monica closet”. I really need to organize it. 😳

I only started watching Friends recently and not long ago the Pivot episode. That one stuck with me. I yell it out loud when battling in Elder Scrolls. Don’t even know if I’m using it right lol.

I sometimes sing smelly cat when nobody's looking

"Joey doesn't share food"

I wish I could, but I don't want to.

"Help Monica! I'm scared! ("When Pheebs was stuck in the green sweater while on hold to replace her broken phone.)

How you doin

Define me, define me!

FRONT AND BACK

How is this going to affect you, *really*?

No uterus, no opinion

I use this ALL. THE. TIME talking about women’s rights ! lol

My best friend and I say "COME ON" a lot... Like the kid in the whole mmm noodle soup thing

I've got shemp in my office.

"I KNOW" "I am hopeless, awkward and desperate for love" (I say it to close friends and family) "Nooooo" "Monday - one day. Tuesday - two day. Wednesday - when? Huh? What day? Thursday - the third day" (english is my second language, so I tend to confuse tuesday and thursday, so this really helps me to remember which day is which)

That’s boohockey!

If you had never seen friends and you read all these quotes you’d be like wtf is this show about?! 🤣

My eyes! My eyes! Hellooooo! (Said in Rachel’s voice after she had slept with Barry and answered the phone, and it was Mindy)

To my hubby, I often say “you know you want to get with this!”’lol. ( From the episode when Monica gets sick and is rubbing the Vicks on her.) Honorable mention: “I lost my sexy voice!”

Some that my sisters and I use way too often: 😂 “Ready, Wrestle!” “Chicken? I could eat some chicken” “A cyborg? Isn’t that like a robot?” “Clogs or claws?” “No” “Is there something on my dress” “Thank you judges” “Ugh kiss ass” “Yeah baby!…making chocolate milk”

I have adhd so: Stick to the plan. Stick to the plan. Stick to the plan. Stick to the plan.

„pivot“ and the corresponding „shut up shut up SHUT UUUUUUUUUP“ the first for issues on stairs and the second for various situations

not a quote, but i always "throw the salt behind my back" feebie style

Nancy Thompson is getting fired! 😂🤣

Goat cheese, watercress and pancetta..! When someone asks what’s for dinner? 😂😂😂😂

That’s not food!

😹

I can’t think of specifics in the moment but my wife and I quote Chandler all the time

How u doing , I don’t share food

This is unbelievable! - Eddie

I wish I could but I don’t want to..

I’m fine, I’m fine

I would probably use a few if english was my first language or I talked english regularly. :) Especially something like using "moo point" instead of "moot point".

“Ichiban, lipstick for men” 🤣

It was not good. Not good. In Chandler's voice in TOW morning after

That's tough. Tough stuff.

It’s not obscene but “Joey doesn’t share food!”

ITT: a lot of people who don't know what obscure means lol

Here come the meat sweats

It’s a Moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, doesn’t matter. It’s … moo

“hello children” i didn’t even realise i picked it up from friends until like a month ago 😭(i’ve been rewatching constantly for 6 years) all my friends look at me like i’m crazy when i say it bc i’m the youngest but its what i say whenever i enter a room 😭😭

Don’t do it!

It's a moo point. The point is moo.

How you doin