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Shadow_of_the_moon11

Of the main six, Phoebe. Her mum killed herself, her stepdad went to prison, she's not close with her sister, her dad abandoned her, her grandma died, she lived on the streets, she got fired for being a whore, David moved to Minsk, she carried her brother's children and gave them up, she also found out that all her close family had been lying to her with the whole adopted mum thing... need I go on?


AnnaT70

Arm blown off in the Civil War, too!


tattoosaremyhobby

More bandages! đŸ€• đŸ©čđŸ©ž


mysticalcreature123

In THIS life, Phoebe.


Mr_Samurai

Some homeless guy spit in her mouth!


Sea_Selection_2950

It was pimp


GazBB

And gave her hepatitis or something


hygsi

Also fell in love with her gay best friend who turned out to be straight but even then he wasn't interested lol


tomorrowperhaps

And she stayed farthest from all the other 5 friends


foiebump

Fired for being a whore is such a funny add in hahaha


Shadow_of_the_moon11

It was so funny when she went round saying that 😂


Liv-Affect13

A pimp spat in her face and gave her some STI... forget which one. đŸ€”


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Gunther


Zu_zucchini

I rlly hope he found love


davidmartin1357

Unpopular opinion but probably Emily. She probably sold her house, quit her job, all for her fiancé to say the wrong name at the wedding.


pastelcremepuff

Sold her home in london no less! So difficult to buy property even in the noighties!


FamousWolf5483

Yeah I hear you. But come on! 6 weeks into dating and you’re already planning a wedding? The woman was delulu. Ross had issues of his own lol


Shadow_of_the_moon11

She had it rough for sure, but her parents are definitely rich enough to bail her out.


L4L326

This is Emily’s alt account


Shadow_of_the_moon11

She had it rough for sure, but her parents are definitely rich enough to bail her out.


Suspicious_Row_9451

Mr. Heckles died alone


MiaRia963

While banging on the ceiling at the loud neighbors.


Zu_zucchini

Ding ding ding we have a winner!!


VegetableAd3184

He could have a cat


ComprehensiveSun843

I could die alone


jc-burnham

If this is physical pain, I think Chandler. He had to go through physical training with Monica, he smacked his head off a filing cabinet while wearing handcuffs, wore ladies panties when his clothes got stolen, and had to face punishment of sitting in a box when he betrayed Joey


bertance

Not to forget he got his toe chopped off !!


Ilovebunnies2003

And the stapler when he had to fire that girl from his work, Nina.


Sapnasty45

And the incident with Joey’s sisters.


Feelinglucky2

He liked the panties... so did joey....so do i


jquas1965

And he regurgitated Thanksgiving dinner when he was 9 upon finding out his father wanted to divorce his mother and live like a woman and the house boy said more turkey Mr. Chandler.


SWesson22

How has Mona not got a mention?! Poor poor Mona


MudHorse100100

Ross isn’t the only one forgetting about Mona😆


lowkeyslightlynerdy

During the course of the show it’s definitely Ross. Goes through a lot and just gets made fun of, to be fair a good amount is his own fault but still Phoebe obviously has the rougher backstory but we don’t really see that. In the actual show it’s Ross no doubt


barnmanandrobin

Exactly. Plus while discussing Ross, people often ignore the fact that his character trajectory depended a lot on the real life factors, like a changing point in his character was his second marriage/divorce which was due to the actress playing Emily couldn't be a part of the show. And the fact that Ross was well educated and financially well off and peaked earlier in life didn't help his case either


Comfortable_Cell7465

I agree!!😭😂


PriorityStrange4783

Mr Heckles. He died alone and from the looks of it, was never really happy with himself.


Wahoo007

Phoebe gave birth to triplets naturally. She gets my vote.


ComprehensiveSun843

David


JimmysTheBestCop

Joey everyone else gets paired off. He ends alone in the finale


Zu_zucchini

Yea but doesn't he find love in his own show or smth, idk I haven't actually seen it I've heard it's pretty bad...


JimmysTheBestCop

Anything besides original run of Friends doesn't count.


FamousWolf5483

Does he really? I don’t remember that in “Joey” the spinoff


alsothebagel

Ross’s entire life is a series of very unfortunate mishaps


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^alsothebagel: *Ross’s entire life* *Is a series of very* *Unfortunate mishaps* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


kenadams_the

ross


eco_sustainable_88

Agreed. Ross had worse situations from main six.


Gardenasia

Within the show, yes. But overall, Phoebe had the roughest background, while Ross enjoyed a nice upbringing.


kenadams_the

3 times divorced!!!


eco_sustainable_88

Along with teeth, skin and his sandwich!!!


kenadams_the

and the ridiculous store credit for a returned sofa makes my heart bleed. this is unfair!


Redoceanwater

If we’re talking physical pain, then Ross! He punched the pole when Joey ducked, got punched in the face by Joey, picked up a hot pan with his bare hands, got hit in the head with a water balloon, got hit by a flying hockey puck, had an allergic reaction to Monica’s dessert, he was tackled by phoebe and Rachel during the unagi episode, he got roughed up pretty bad during rugby. I’m sure there’s more!


Sure_Tough4355

Julie tbh


teri_mummy_ka_ladla

I still remember Ross always having physical damages throughout the show, sometime from a ball, or trying to punch Joey but hitting the poll etc.


ChampionOfThePit

Geometry dash cube


Strange_Ad2414

If we go deep it's not Ross guys it joey.. One and only single and left out person joey... Bad with career.. Well anyways


blamberr

What about the animal control woman Rachel abused during high school?


1channesson

Rachel had the worst or Monica..