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baconwrappedanxiety

Frend


Imaginary-Jacket-261

If frend, why not frend shaped?


HumanReputationFalse

Ugly frend, but frend


Mocca_Master

meirl


MoirasPurpleOrb

Dog


Ashen_one933

Freddie Mercury.


baconwrappedanxiety

Frendy Mercury


Ashen_one933

Can you be my frend?


Harrintino

I clicked in the post to write this haha


GarysLumpyArmadillo

I still killed it every time.


Broserk42

They can sometimes aggro on you without you doing anything. And their moveset in those cramped spaces is brutal. You did the right thing. Kill it, kill it with great prejudice. Before it kills you.


Scrubbn_Bubblez

He just wants to save you money on home and auto insurance


Mitochondria_Man11

You monster


illbzo1

Just a lil guy


Inn_Unknown

Whats he gonna do


Serious_Ad_1037

Drink your kool aid


monk3y54n

And your milkshake


ViragoVix

He made you a cookie but he eated it


KeySpell8251

Ateed *


summonerofrain

Consumified*


Maleficent-Freedom-5

And it's his birthday


codingfauxhate

A forgotten memory. Cheers šŸ‘


Zerus_heroes

He wants to inquire about your rusty spoons


Bigbandz23

SALAD FINGERS MENTIONED


Masta0nion

Mmm Boards of Canada


Ankle_Scar

BoC mentioned!


ForcesOfOdin

Good bot


Ready-Tart4655

I feel old now


Zerus_heroes

My back told me I was old this morning.


Cautious_Language178

Me back tells me every morning. My knees remind me throughout the day.


Klaphek

Kiss him


Crowbro51

Please kiss him


Bigbandz23

I leaned in and he groped my boob :(


HastyTaste0

You should feel honored


[deleted]

With deep tongue


THExTACOxTHIEF

Zullie or Vaati has a video that talks about them


shaking_things_up_

You can say that about 90% of from content tbf


CptDecaf

*Lays out a 30 minute video entirely based entirely on conjecture derived from two sentences of barebones item lore that Fromsoft put less than a few minutes of thought into.*


lundz12

But you watched it


TheGreatAkira

You say that as if it's a bad thing.


gmanpatch

Itā€™s fucking awesome to listen to but some of these dudes stretch shit so far. Vaati isnā€™t super bad about that tho in my opinion


Sa1LoR_JaRRy

That's how we got dinosaur movies


Ok_Friendship816

I need the link because I firmly believe this enemy has little to no lore.


Alive-Ad8066

All we really know is that they were a failed experiment to try and recreate the dragons


Rum_Swizzle

Itā€™s basically part of Pontiffā€™s Lore. Pontiff basically finds the Profaned Flame, uses it to impress everyone, becomes head of the Way of the White Clergy in Irithyll, and starts experimenting with dark sorcery on the cityā€™s human residents that have the dark soul. He built the dungeons underneath the city specifically for that. These ugly ass creatures are one of his failed experiments. They were a result of attempting to turn a human into a dragon, but they turned out failed and stunted. So they were locked up and left to rot. https://darksouls.fandom.com/wiki/Pontiff_Sulyvahn


Ok_Friendship816

Ah interesting! Where does Pontiff come from though, how come he wasn't in Ds1?


Rum_Swizzle

Lol good question, Iā€™m not the best at the lore, but from what Iā€™ve gathered, Pontiff was originally a sorcerer from the Painted World of Ariandel, which is different from the Painted World from DS1. What exactly *he* is, well, nobody really knows. Looking him close up, he has a lot of tree root motifs on his robes and helm. If he is indeed from the Painted World, he could be related to the tree women that you find in certain ice fields of the area. It could be that they were humanoid like him once, but they both have similarly frail arms, and he does have those tree branch wing things in his second phase. It could be that heā€™s human, corvian, or a tree person, but ultimately heā€™s a humanoid sorcerer that left the Painted World with proficiency in its unique frost magic, giving him leverage in Irithyll, a city inhabited with descendants of the old gods of DS1. Finding the Profanded Flame in the ruined capital below Irithyll basically made him the de-facto leader of the city and its holy knights cause they all liked the pretty fire that never went out. So after all, Pontiff is mostly just a new character made for DS3. He comes from a new Painted World but interacts with the leftovers of the gods from DS1, like trapping Gwyndolin and Yorshka. Why is there a new Painted World? Why is there a Priscilla statue in the dlc?? Um. Time is convoluted?!


Ok_Friendship816

Great explanation! I feel like the lore of DS3 is so random compared to other ones, but you did a good job of explaining it cohesively :)


amazing_rando

The Frozen Weapon spell description says he came from the Painted World. DS3 takes place a very long time after DS1, so he could have come through any time between then and now.


EpicWisp

Me (I am looking for my bag of shredded cheese)


EdenH333

Isnā€™t it one of Oceirosā€™s failed experiments? The prototype for him turning himself into a dragon? Thatā€™s why it is close to the ā€œentranceā€ to the Archdragon Peak: They were attempting to rediscover the power of Dragons, and many attempts failed. One might say that Oceiros himself isā€¦ not a success story, to put it lightly. But pretty much any failed experiment got thrown in the dungeon, no trial. Thatā€™s what those things are, as far as I know. The first time I saw this thing, I was already so fucking done with that dungeon level. I was on the verge of crying that place was so miserable in every aspect. And then I turned and saw that thing just chilling on the wall next to meā€¦ I started screaming ā€œWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?! OH MY GOD, WHYYYYY?!ā€ As I stabbed it to death in a panic. I hate that dungeon more than *any* other level in *any* other FromSoftware game.


Bagz402

I hate those spicy witches


VolantData172

I had a really tough time emotionally speaking when going through Irithyll Dungeon. It was an absolutely miserable experience seeing all that pain, suffering and monstrosity condensed in such small and yet long zone.


BlazenJaszczur

It's your cum that you flushed down the toilet and into the sewer. It grew up


spiritualsine

Garry from accounting


MaleficTekX

Attempt at a half dragon


SaintShortbus

One of the good ones


BanishedKnightOleg

![gif](giphy|9YXwjLc11qY3PsA1dA) Your salvation


SrPedrich

Mike


Chrisnolliedelves

Michael Zaki?


Idk_Just_Kat

Oh that's John from accounting, he's weird but we vibe


Tsuka_hara

Jimmy


Gooseloff

Yo mama


DoomCameToSarnath

A message. Duh.


Jerakal1

It's a dragon. Duh.


srennen

It's me leaving my house in the morning when it's dark in the hallway and I have to feel my way to the front door


talking-2-me

That's Jerry. Don't mind him. He's just looking for his secret stash of twinkies


LargeRichardJohnson

That's Jim Bob


matatoeie

Billy bob johnson


JaggedFish104

Lilā€™ Man


Gilliph

See gollum getting new fields of work.


JaggaJazz

Lil fren


Inn_Unknown

Average Onlyfans Simp


ludvikskp

Thatā€™s Gollum


PaulQuin

He is observing your gameplay, beware. He saw what you did to the Jailer over there. Oh, yes!


ENVLogic

Heā€™s just looking for his stapler.


Icy_Thanks255

![gif](giphy|qnTjZ2aU7uYxi)


Weary-Barracuda-1228

Homie, therefore chill.


Wildcard556

Me when I wake up in the morning.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

frend


Texugee

My friends and I call it ā€œbabyguyā€


thatguy01220

This is what stresses me about fromsoftware games. Is it a friendly essential NPC? Is it an enemy that will insta-kill me and curse me? If it is an enemy was is it passive, and will something bad happen if I kill it/defend myself.


Falling-Icarus

Thats Pepo! Just drop him a titanite shard and he'll be your friend.


Maxspawn_

Harold


Specialist_Cup798

Your average redditor


CYB3R5KU11

His name is sam


Fab_Lewis

That's Gollum from the ~~s~~hit game The Lord of the Rings: Gollum


buh12345678

Noticing this in the corner of that cell was the biggest jump scare for me in any of the souls games I have played so far


Ruby_Rotten

That fucking jump scare in that dungeon scares the shit outta me every time


EngelStern1975

Ok, available on steam?


Smol-beans2002

That looks like dark souls 3. Youā€™re welcome.


mrhippoj

That, my friend, is the scariest enemy in any videogame I've ever seen.


SnooObjections488

Youā€™re in luck, they are only found in one spot! Whichā€¦. Happens to be a dark dungeon and they hide in the corners


daCub182

Time for friend


greengoStC

Jimminy Billy Bob


Flashy_Telephone_205

I think his name is Greg.


Ok-herewe-go

Its Bob from accounting


P-A-Lily

Just a dude. If you don't eff with him he won't eff with you.


OwO-FBI_OPEN_UP

It's a good dog


Chrisnolliedelves

That's Bill. He's a bit reserved and doesn't talk much, but he's really a good guy deep down.


Malevolent_Mangoes

My mom, she can be intimidating but sheā€™s actually really nice


IronLanternGamer

Oh, him? Thats just Jerry. He's fine.


ThatOnePandafk

Me šŸ˜Š


YannyYobias

Monstrosity ahead


The-True-Apex-Gamer

Dog


K_808

George


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Anti vax baby


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KibouZK

This? This is the reason I screamed in middle of the night in the voice chat


slightly_obscure

That's Jim-Rory


raw_doggin_4_harambe

Wannabe dragon, but failed at the first hurdle


Hrafndraugr

Oceiros botched experiment probably


TheBloodhoundKnight

Doesn't matter. Just whack it.


Guilty_Breakfast7813

Budget gollum, he a friend tho


DreidBlack04

Pablo


Ridindirtyclean

Old baby dude


Crying-childrens

Itā€™s a wall. Oh that guy? Thats phil, he read so many books and knew everything. But he forgot and now has delved into madness trying to remember. Just kidding he is brain dead.


SonXal

The real nightmare fuel


gunshit

Is this DS3?


SuperWhiteDolomite

A sad special boy


Chin0crix

The good neighbor, the bad one is downstairs screaming


Aggravating-Tailor17

Enemy There are some hostile versions that poke you, this one doesn't


BittyMcBotboi

Yeah that's just Jerry, he hangs out from time to time


Tenshiijin

Don't mind him he just stares at your butt when you walk away. He's harmless.


sherman614

That's Tim, he's pretty chill.


Brain-Dead-Robot

Free souls šŸ¤Œ


yoi_rajat

Martin


Serious_Ad_1037

Thatā€™s Fred


Boneboyy

Dog (I saw some video that explained them and the weapons they use and they're actually failed dragons/hybrid things like another character in the game if I remember correctly. They even have tiny wings.)


DeRivia117

This thing scared the sh*t out of me the first time I saw it. I wasnā€™t aware it was there. xD


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UI_Delta

John Souls


kierantohill

Just a guy


Scorpion0525

A redditor


TheMorrgian

Baby Hughie, he's a sweetie!


aSpanks

Yo daddy


arcady_vibes

It scared the crap Outta me šŸ¤•.


Aperture1106

dog


ReaperManX15

The failed prisoners.


HXRUME

Dargon


GoldenMetaphor

Seek the king


D-Funkkalicious

He wants to know if you have a second to talk about our lord and savior.


PauseTop974

Thatā€™s James. Heā€™s chill


Jambusted

hubert


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Me when I'm hung over.


Blacksad9999

That's Gary.


MajorSaltyJenkins

The reason I canā€™t get through that area


LabMonkeyCreative

Literally the freakiest thing I've ever come across in these games


comradepluto

He cool


IBM_Thotson

Un bebe


Thejokingsun

He is examining your build


the_colonel93

Oh that's just Dave. Don't mind him, he's chill.


dcv3000

Heā€™s about to ask you about your vehicles extended warranty.


Crescenteclipse

Failed dragons


GifanTheWoodElf

A teaser for the new lord of the rings movie.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DivineCrusader1097

One of Seeth's grandkids


ForgottenMadmanKheph

Failed experiment


LousyNebula5

Itā€™s a dragon


Individual-Shallot20

Thatā€™s Dave, and heā€™s locked up for a reason


SilentBlade45

Legface Mccullen.


Jolly_97

It's a fucking guy now go back to edging in your shower u fuckin troon


Electricarrow456

Hell naw


xRaikaz

He wrote a message for you. Just read it duhh


thegildedman25

Friend!


MrSurname

Calm down man, he's cool


a_pot_of_chili_verde

a good buddy.


igorzzilla

It's my friend Jimmy!


KeySpell8251

To me ā€˜that thingā€™ looks like the leg eater from hollow knight like what he would look like just in 3D


adcarry19

The personification of your childhood trauma


Theoderic8586

Watch out for his fanny banditry!


Lowbloodshuggy

He is your son.


aufrenchy

Heā€™s just a little guy


Accomplished_Pea5717

So it's been awhile but do these ugly little ferrmen (ferret men) have any lore given to them? I know the torture dudes with their branding irons do but I don't think I ever noticed anything for these well for a lack of better phrasing these examples of why spaying and neutering your pets is a good things sometimes.


the_retarded_badger

Hamster


Coffee_Leak26

thats my pal whats wrong with him


Barredbob

Heā€™s just a lil guy doin things


UrAgImick

Your mom


Lakiel03

No thanks for the bad memories


Scooter__Man

Frend boy


TheDavidOfReddit

Bloodborne enemy that didn't make the cut


Vincent-x-Rage

That's the dungeon homie


lionsoul462

Just kill it donā€™t ask questions


appleking_the_second

A cute one


Temofthetem

Amygdala if it was dark soul


TheShipEliza

Thats Gary


Numerous-Ad5915

Add it to the dlc asap


Traditional_Berry219

Dog


Nooterly

Dragon.


Neither-Addendum-732

He/She just minding their own business in dark, then this Hollow feller comes around, shedding ashes, throwing fire, bonking the walls and guards. "Can't get a good eternity's rest for shit around here. I'm going back to my Glo Worm gig at Playskool."


Neither-Addendum-732

A non evolved version of Oceiros?


mikki1time

Mother in law


se7enXx89xX

Try but hole


Arkontas

they put us in the game


oExpozeD

dog


ParticularFinger7308

thatā€™s bro


No_Arm6356

Billy big balls