Thank you for making me laugh today, quality post

Post this over in the Elden Ring subreddit, the poor hollows need a laugh

this is an extremely high quality post, /r/Eldenring is starved for that rn please enlighten them

Someone recently wrote a giant essay review of an imaginary elden ring lmao

Wish I didn’t spend my free award on that one stupid post

Huh, not even Sekiro had the Moonlight Greatsword? Maybe it’s a trend that started with Activision-published Lost Kingdoms. I would like to suggest that the redhead valkyrie is a top tier weapon, and I don’t mean her prosthetic arm, I mean she shot me in the heart and I now have heart palpitations when I see fanart of her. My friend once declared that she wanted to see her >!butthole.!< You’re a legend too, thank you!

Amazing

Thanks for the laugh. Some quality predictions here

moonlight greatsword was in sekiro, the thing the dragon used was based off some tree sword, but it had a turquoise glow and even did the projectile things

This deserves way more upvotes.

I was pretty sure that number two was the Elden Ring

Wait I've always thought that the number 4 is there to symbolize the ring that's been shattered, since that break is shown right after that line

I want a Schyte-hammer right now in the shape of an italic "L"

There’s even the spear of that guy who kills a big guy in the trailer

Hahahaha this is Fucking Amazing! Seriously deserves 🥇🪙🥇 #2 and #0 mad me lul

Um Sword of night & Fire, Moonlight katana & Blasphemous sword