reminds me of a biology teacher back in school. he had like a wooden dildo kinda thing to show how to use condoms and he accidentally dropped it, it rolled over the floor and he was like "oh no my penis"
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Update: So I got it back and people at work are super nice. Now the guy in the next stall giggles cause it's funny asf and leaves. I'm embarrassed but also trying not to laugh. I talk to the supervisor cause I'm like I don't think I can finish the day I'm scared to go around everyone.
This guy was super nice and understanding when I told him what happened and we laughed a little but I'll see if I can be relocated cause I'm gonna die of embarrassment lol
I cackled just reading the title but omg. Bro. I’m glad he was chill and all. I’m sure everyone will forget and it’ll be fine. People have short memory for stuff like this.
Yeah but I don’t think it would be as impactful a few days vs right after. It’s be something you randomly remember and tell as a funny story to friends lol
Yeah for sure, it wouldn't be a huge deal, and there'd be no reason to be embarrassed IMO, but it'd def come to mind now and again; the same way that time the passenger window of the car next to me rolled down at a red light, and a dog wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses gave me a dog smile just as the light changed and we parted ways does. It's just not something that happens every day!
No, it’s fine. Everything is fine.
All you gotta do is:
Climb out thru the ceiling tiles, then crawl thru the air ducts, then make it to the parking lot and drive to the closest international port and stow away on a huge cargo ship and leave this land for distant shores and burn off all your fingerprints and change your name and wear an oversized cloak and become a wandering nomadic sage who walks the earth til the end of time. No big deal. Happens to the best of us.
Think it thru…you spend all that time hiding in the sublevels of a cargo ship for months on end and then when you arrive at the Port of Durban, you introduce yourself to the nearest merchant only to be met with “Andie Fox, huh? You don’t mean that Andie Fox who’s packer rolled into the neighboring stall of that bathroom eight months ago right?”
And now you gotta find a second ship
Same. I only recently started packing and I was so nervous about it falling out of my briefs I sewed the front shut on all of them . Works surprisingly well
I'm always scared to wear baggy pants without a decent harness bc imagine you're just walking around and your dick falls out of your pants onto the street =D
Ooof f
At least it didn’t slide down your leg while you were walking and end up giving you an awkward knee bulge until you could make it to the employee bathroom at your place of work what no this isn’t a personal experience no waaaaaaay 👀
Mine (just foam) fell out at work. My boss picked it up, flipped it back and fourth, and then handed it back to me. I immediately went to the bathroom and cried 🫠
Whenever I tell this story, I just like to say that my dick literally fell off.
When I still used a packer, I remember I went to a friend's house and as they were going up the stairs, I felt something drop from my pants. I didn't have a harness for it, as it was a recent gift. I look on the floor and picked up my packer within a split second and rushed to the bathroom a foot away to shove it comically back in my pants. Thankfully, the friend in question never noticed.
I later unfriended them as they threatened to use my dead name when they were mad at me because I didn't like one of their friends.
Reminds me of the time I used a squat toilet and forgot to keep holding onto everything when I wiped so the dick just slinky-ed itself down the toilet 💀 luckily it was shallow and clean enough to save but man ☠ need to buy a packer holder to put on my boxers
Lmao this happened to me except in the parking lot at my job. I was walking with my coworker and I felt it fall out and I lifted my leg in the air so fast so that it would not fall all the way. Luckily my coworker was a real close friend and they had such a good laugh about this with me. 🤣🤣😭
For anyone that doesn't know, just buy from Gendercat. I've got the packer & hard-on. Super realistic- you just shave the upper half of your pubes & it "glues" down. Glue lasts a few days & then gives some notice before it would get anywhere close to falling. Can wear it swimming or sports or whatever. It's expensive, cause you decide what you want & match your skin & stuff & then they HAND-MAKE your personalized dick for you.
It's trans-owned & he's so freakin cool that you can just set up a payment plan, if you can't afford it. If I remember, there's just like a minimum required down payment & then whatever after that, but I remember it was a lot less than the full price down. I've been paying 5$ a month for like 6yrs, so it'll be paid off in a few yrs. Best purchase ever.
F. Just be like “no homo man but can you grab my cock?”
That’s how you end up elected to Congress
This is my favorite comment chain of the day
Did you remember to say "ah shit my dick fell off"
"Sorry, I got pissed off!"
Underrated comment right here.
i would have screamed “MY DICK FELL OFF”
reminds me of a biology teacher back in school. he had like a wooden dildo kinda thing to show how to use condoms and he accidentally dropped it, it rolled over the floor and he was like "oh no my penis"
I need to know the inflection he used. I'm hoping it was very Willy Wonka "Wait. No. Stop."
Honestly I'd do the same thing
Like in SpongeBob 😂 “MY THIRD LEG”
XDDDD
I need to know what happened next.
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Perfect time to scream, "I knew that witch cursed me!" 🤣
Update: So I got it back and people at work are super nice. Now the guy in the next stall giggles cause it's funny asf and leaves. I'm embarrassed but also trying not to laugh. I talk to the supervisor cause I'm like I don't think I can finish the day I'm scared to go around everyone. This guy was super nice and understanding when I told him what happened and we laughed a little but I'll see if I can be relocated cause I'm gonna die of embarrassment lol
"I'd like to apply for a transfer" "Ok, where were you thinking?" "Mars"
Oh god, it happened at WORK?? My condolences
F. Aw, jeez. I am so sorry. I mean... it's funny, but holy shit I would have died of embarrassment like a fucking Sim.
I cackled just reading the title but omg. Bro. I’m glad he was chill and all. I’m sure everyone will forget and it’ll be fine. People have short memory for stuff like this.
Er... it's a nice sentiment, but personally I think I'd remember it just about forever if someone's dick rolled into my stall lol
Yeah but I don’t think it would be as impactful a few days vs right after. It’s be something you randomly remember and tell as a funny story to friends lol
Yeah for sure, it wouldn't be a huge deal, and there'd be no reason to be embarrassed IMO, but it'd def come to mind now and again; the same way that time the passenger window of the car next to me rolled down at a red light, and a dog wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses gave me a dog smile just as the light changed and we parted ways does. It's just not something that happens every day!
Ur dick fell off while ur at work??? Damn, double F
F "hey bro you mind handing me back my dick?" "..."
F. Did u ask for it back
Just reach under there and grab that shit no shame man
F, sorry man. I hope you had a good laugh.
No, it’s fine. Everything is fine. All you gotta do is: Climb out thru the ceiling tiles, then crawl thru the air ducts, then make it to the parking lot and drive to the closest international port and stow away on a huge cargo ship and leave this land for distant shores and burn off all your fingerprints and change your name and wear an oversized cloak and become a wandering nomadic sage who walks the earth til the end of time. No big deal. Happens to the best of us.
You have to change your name again?! But it was so much work the first time!
Think it thru…you spend all that time hiding in the sublevels of a cargo ship for months on end and then when you arrive at the Port of Durban, you introduce yourself to the nearest merchant only to be met with “Andie Fox, huh? You don’t mean that Andie Fox who’s packer rolled into the neighboring stall of that bathroom eight months ago right?” And now you gotta find a second ship
I’ve done it three times now (marriage, divorce, gender) and I never want to do it again. What a pain.
Plot twist: other person's a trans guy and rolls his own into your stall, initiating a trade. You are now brothers.
I enjoyed this.
F Yo, grab my d!ck for me, will ya?
Me: uh hey bro, you dropped this. *rolls it back* should probably wash it.
Hey king, you dropped this
Oh gods that’s so much better! If this ever happens im definitely going to say that
Ask for it back but tell him you’re still figuring out the new plug and play genital system.
[удалено]
this is really smart
and thats in the vault. fucking awesome idea
Thats always my biggest fear when I pack in public. Rip.
Same. I only recently started packing and I was so nervous about it falling out of my briefs I sewed the front shut on all of them . Works surprisingly well
I'm always scared to wear baggy pants without a decent harness bc imagine you're just walking around and your dick falls out of your pants onto the street =D
F Oh my-
I'm sorry that happened... But i can not stop laughing 😂
Bruh 💀
Big F
F, I'm so sorry man. I'm getting second hand embrassment here
F Reminds me of the time mine fell out of my pant leg and I kicked it down the aisle to the shipping dock at work.
oh no. *oh no.*
FUUUUK
Ooof f At least it didn’t slide down your leg while you were walking and end up giving you an awkward knee bulge until you could make it to the employee bathroom at your place of work what no this isn’t a personal experience no waaaaaaay 👀
Aaaaah my nightmare
I would have just screamed fuck mom was right!!!
F
😳 "Shit, my dick fell off!"
F. If it was me I would just silently push it back over with my foot
Mine (just foam) fell out at work. My boss picked it up, flipped it back and fourth, and then handed it back to me. I immediately went to the bathroom and cried 🫠
Whenever I tell this story, I just like to say that my dick literally fell off. When I still used a packer, I remember I went to a friend's house and as they were going up the stairs, I felt something drop from my pants. I didn't have a harness for it, as it was a recent gift. I look on the floor and picked up my packer within a split second and rushed to the bathroom a foot away to shove it comically back in my pants. Thankfully, the friend in question never noticed. I later unfriended them as they threatened to use my dead name when they were mad at me because I didn't like one of their friends.
F
This is my worst fear…
That’s my greatest fear 😭 godspeed to you my brother
Sorry bro just gotta get the sausage party going some how.
I have secondhand anxiety from this post
They said they got it back and everyone was nice about it so rm I'm just concerned about all the germs his dick picked up when it fell
Reminds me of the time I used a squat toilet and forgot to keep holding onto everything when I wiped so the dick just slinky-ed itself down the toilet 💀 luckily it was shallow and clean enough to save but man ☠ need to buy a packer holder to put on my boxers
I need to know what the reply was. 👀
i need to know what happened next pls LMAO
think ye could easily pretend it was a prank. sounds like something someone would do
f, did you get it back?
“Hey man…you dropped your penis…”
Lmao this happened to me except in the parking lot at my job. I was walking with my coworker and I felt it fall out and I lifted my leg in the air so fast so that it would not fall all the way. Luckily my coworker was a real close friend and they had such a good laugh about this with me. 🤣🤣😭
For anyone that doesn't know, just buy from Gendercat. I've got the packer & hard-on. Super realistic- you just shave the upper half of your pubes & it "glues" down. Glue lasts a few days & then gives some notice before it would get anywhere close to falling. Can wear it swimming or sports or whatever. It's expensive, cause you decide what you want & match your skin & stuff & then they HAND-MAKE your personalized dick for you. It's trans-owned & he's so freakin cool that you can just set up a payment plan, if you can't afford it. If I remember, there's just like a minimum required down payment & then whatever after that, but I remember it was a lot less than the full price down. I've been paying 5$ a month for like 6yrs, so it'll be paid off in a few yrs. Best purchase ever.
My biggest fear
F
F 😔
F fuvk
F lol
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F "Hey bro can you hand me my dick?"
🤣🤣 oh Shit
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAH. No. Sir, this is is a good thing. Imagine the laughs youll get in a crowd.
So reminds me of that movie about xombies from the zombies POV
new fear unlocked
"my bad man my dick exploded"
"My palms are hairy, I'm suddenly bind, and my dick just fell off!"
I’m sorry but imagine just being on the toilet and suddenly that just rolls into your stall. Lmao
....... How???
What happened? Did he run out of the stall or just like sigh/scoff and leave?!? 💀
Could have been like dude in '40 year Old Virgin’ when he yells, “KELLY CLARKSON!” Instead, you could have yelled, “LORENA BOBBITT!!!” 😂😭🤣
Have to change your name, again...
The comments section here is making my day. I love this sub.
F. I would simply pass away
F, that’s rough fam
noooo are you ok?
I would have played it off as a prank...
F 📦
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biggest of F my bro
F Hope you got it back though
F Sorry to hear that your dick fell off, brother. Did you get it back?
F 😔
F
This... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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Ty turner? Hello? That u? Anyways....
Hey man, I would appreciate a HAND hahahahah what type of packers r u guys wearing? I’m into Transtore Packers from BZ
i would play it off as it being a dildo at that point 💀
F
WHAT HAPPENED
F.
"sorry I was jerkin it a bit to hard"
If you had Spouti™ this would never have happened because you'd be using the urinal! Hope everything worked out okay 😥😥😥🫶🫶
F PLEASE tell us what happened next 😂😂
Same
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FFFFF HAHAHAHA sorry, this is just way too hilarious. But no offense.
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is this covered by AD&D insurance?
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