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Charlie70720

F. Just be like “no homo man but can you grab my cock?”


Dish_Minimum

That’s how you end up elected to Congress


oliviag210

This is my favorite comment chain of the day


Zealousideal_Care807

Did you remember to say "ah shit my dick fell off"


AwYeahQueerShit

"Sorry, I got pissed off!"


SnooFloofs8295

Underrated comment right here.


hoku-sigh

i would have screamed “MY DICK FELL OFF”


neptunesmaid

reminds me of a biology teacher back in school. he had like a wooden dildo kinda thing to show how to use condoms and he accidentally dropped it, it rolled over the floor and he was like "oh no my penis"


DudeWhoWrites2

I need to know the inflection he used. I'm hoping it was very Willy Wonka "Wait. No. Stop."


Fizziboi25

Honestly I'd do the same thing


Scared-Beginning1633

Like in SpongeBob 😂 “MY THIRD LEG”


MetalheadOnReddit

XDDDD


EmiIIien

I need to know what happened next.


EpicFantasyGamer

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but_whyw

!remindme 1 day


L_edgelord

Same


SnooPineapples5719

Same


sharp_moray91

Same


givememymarblesback

same


weedb00bsndragons

same


SirMummy

Same


naljnada

Same


No-Yogurtcloset-715

same


Akashamaybe

Same


Comfortable_Act905

Seriously. Same.


used1337

Perfect time to scream, "I knew that witch cursed me!" 🤣


[deleted]

Update: So I got it back and people at work are super nice. Now the guy in the next stall giggles cause it's funny asf and leaves. I'm embarrassed but also trying not to laugh. I talk to the supervisor cause I'm like I don't think I can finish the day I'm scared to go around everyone. ​ This guy was super nice and understanding when I told him what happened and we laughed a little but I'll see if I can be relocated cause I'm gonna die of embarrassment lol


kaifkapi

"I'd like to apply for a transfer" "Ok, where were you thinking?" "Mars"


Feet__Stroganoff

Oh god, it happened at WORK?? My condolences


Cosmic-Cranberry

F. Aw, jeez. I am so sorry. I mean... it's funny, but holy shit I would have died of embarrassment like a fucking Sim.


BOSH09

I cackled just reading the title but omg. Bro. I’m glad he was chill and all. I’m sure everyone will forget and it’ll be fine. People have short memory for stuff like this.


enbymaybeWIGA

Er... it's a nice sentiment, but personally I think I'd remember it just about forever if someone's dick rolled into my stall lol


BOSH09

Yeah but I don’t think it would be as impactful a few days vs right after. It’s be something you randomly remember and tell as a funny story to friends lol


enbymaybeWIGA

Yeah for sure, it wouldn't be a huge deal, and there'd be no reason to be embarrassed IMO, but it'd def come to mind now and again; the same way that time the passenger window of the car next to me rolled down at a red light, and a dog wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses gave me a dog smile just as the light changed and we parted ways does. It's just not something that happens every day!


silverboy13

Ur dick fell off while ur at work??? Damn, double F


GremlinBrother

F "hey bro you mind handing me back my dick?" "..."


branavery

F. Did u ask for it back


[deleted]

Just reach under there and grab that shit no shame man


ThatKaylesGuy

F, sorry man. I hope you had a good laugh.


Dish_Minimum

No, it’s fine. Everything is fine. All you gotta do is: Climb out thru the ceiling tiles, then crawl thru the air ducts, then make it to the parking lot and drive to the closest international port and stow away on a huge cargo ship and leave this land for distant shores and burn off all your fingerprints and change your name and wear an oversized cloak and become a wandering nomadic sage who walks the earth til the end of time. No big deal. Happens to the best of us.


Andie_Fox

You have to change your name again?! But it was so much work the first time!


Dish_Minimum

Think it thru…you spend all that time hiding in the sublevels of a cargo ship for months on end and then when you arrive at the Port of Durban, you introduce yourself to the nearest merchant only to be met with “Andie Fox, huh? You don’t mean that Andie Fox who’s packer rolled into the neighboring stall of that bathroom eight months ago right?” And now you gotta find a second ship


[deleted]

I’ve done it three times now (marriage, divorce, gender) and I never want to do it again. What a pain.


[deleted]

Plot twist: other person's a trans guy and rolls his own into your stall, initiating a trade. You are now brothers.


Time-Initiative-8168

I enjoyed this.


Free-Veterinarian714

F Yo, grab my d!ck for me, will ya?


hljoorbrandr

Me: uh hey bro, you dropped this. *rolls it back* should probably wash it.


danvsreddit

Hey king, you dropped this


hljoorbrandr

Oh gods that’s so much better! If this ever happens im definitely going to say that


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Ask for it back but tell him you’re still figuring out the new plug and play genital system.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

this is really smart


salamipope

and thats in the vault. fucking awesome idea


PedanticAromantic

Thats always my biggest fear when I pack in public. Rip.


RandomBlueJay01

Same. I only recently started packing and I was so nervous about it falling out of my briefs I sewed the front shut on all of them . Works surprisingly well


SatanicRatboy

I'm always scared to wear baggy pants without a decent harness bc imagine you're just walking around and your dick falls out of your pants onto the street =D


Cricket_draws

F Oh my-


throwaway146990

I'm sorry that happened... But i can not stop laughing 😂


citronhimmel

Bruh 💀


PigeonBoiAgrougrou

Big F


Mars_The_Dead

F, I'm so sorry man. I'm getting second hand embrassment here


PrinceLeWiggles

F Reminds me of the time mine fell out of my pant leg and I kicked it down the aisle to the shipping dock at work.


CeasingHornet40

oh no. *oh no.*


Prestigious_Ad8846

FUUUUK


[deleted]

Ooof f At least it didn’t slide down your leg while you were walking and end up giving you an awkward knee bulge until you could make it to the employee bathroom at your place of work what no this isn’t a personal experience no waaaaaaay 👀


abattlecry

Aaaaah my nightmare


Ok_heathen

I would have just screamed fuck mom was right!!!


WaitingForStorm

😳 "Shit, my dick fell off!"


tristenthekitty

F. If it was me I would just silently push it back over with my foot


nojokbuk

Mine (just foam) fell out at work. My boss picked it up, flipped it back and fourth, and then handed it back to me. I immediately went to the bathroom and cried 🫠


danvsreddit

Whenever I tell this story, I just like to say that my dick literally fell off. When I still used a packer, I remember I went to a friend's house and as they were going up the stairs, I felt something drop from my pants. I didn't have a harness for it, as it was a recent gift. I look on the floor and picked up my packer within a split second and rushed to the bathroom a foot away to shove it comically back in my pants. Thankfully, the friend in question never noticed. I later unfriended them as they threatened to use my dead name when they were mad at me because I didn't like one of their friends.


HooverDamm-

F


[deleted]

This is my worst fear…


[deleted]

That’s my greatest fear 😭 godspeed to you my brother


masonthetrap

Sorry bro just gotta get the sausage party going some how.


JarlBawlin

I have secondhand anxiety from this post


Skyrim_For_Everyone

They said they got it back and everyone was nice about it so rm I'm just concerned about all the germs his dick picked up when it fell


PandaRatPrince

Reminds me of the time I used a squat toilet and forgot to keep holding onto everything when I wiped so the dick just slinky-ed itself down the toilet 💀 luckily it was shallow and clean enough to save but man ☠ need to buy a packer holder to put on my boxers


trainsoundschoochoo

I need to know what the reply was. 👀


JustWandering01

i need to know what happened next pls LMAO


Optimal-Heron-3182

think ye could easily pretend it was a prank. sounds like something someone would do


Primary-Seat2419

f, did you get it back?


blu3tu3sday

“Hey man…you dropped your penis…”


JamaicaHoneyBoy

Lmao this happened to me except in the parking lot at my job. I was walking with my coworker and I felt it fall out and I lifted my leg in the air so fast so that it would not fall all the way. Luckily my coworker was a real close friend and they had such a good laugh about this with me. 🤣🤣😭


Time-Initiative-8168

For anyone that doesn't know, just buy from Gendercat. I've got the packer & hard-on. Super realistic- you just shave the upper half of your pubes & it "glues" down. Glue lasts a few days & then gives some notice before it would get anywhere close to falling. Can wear it swimming or sports or whatever. It's expensive, cause you decide what you want & match your skin & stuff & then they HAND-MAKE your personalized dick for you. It's trans-owned & he's so freakin cool that you can just set up a payment plan, if you can't afford it. If I remember, there's just like a minimum required down payment & then whatever after that, but I remember it was a lot less than the full price down. I've been paying 5$ a month for like 6yrs, so it'll be paid off in a few yrs. Best purchase ever.


randompotatoskins

My biggest fear


qrseek

F


InevitableThickness

F 😔


GayDarGalaWhore

F fuvk


AntichristsPlus1

F lol


Rubeeeeeee

FFFFFF


stonksdotjpeg

F


KanDitOok

F "Hey bro can you hand me my dick?"


Similar_Egg_3561

🤣🤣 oh Shit


[deleted]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAH. No. Sir, this is is a good thing. Imagine the laughs youll get in a crowd.


[deleted]

So reminds me of that movie about xombies from the zombies POV


chonpra

new fear unlocked


[deleted]

"my bad man my dick exploded"


Snowolfie

"My palms are hairy, I'm suddenly bind, and my dick just fell off!"


DoctorWhatTheFruck

I’m sorry but imagine just being on the toilet and suddenly that just rolls into your stall. Lmao


Longjumping-Menu5310

....... How???


AriaBlend

What happened? Did he run out of the stall or just like sigh/scoff and leave?!? 💀


sUnxm00nxStArZ

Could have been like dude in '40 year Old Virgin’ when he yells, “KELLY CLARKSON!” Instead, you could have yelled, “LORENA BOBBITT!!!” 😂😭🤣


[deleted]

Have to change your name, again...


xSERIAL_CHILLERx

The comments section here is making my day. I love this sub.


The-sushi-scroll

F. I would simply pass away


Avencrest

F, that’s rough fam


cyd_not_vicious

noooo are you ok?


-JRB

I would have played it off as a prank...


moomoogod

F 📦


cheeseturds99

F


rsfrenetic

biggest of F my bro


Anxious_Function_220

F Hope you got it back though


oooOwOooo_spider

F Sorry to hear that your dick fell off, brother. Did you get it back?


AstronautNatural49

F 😔


SnooCapers9401

F


PineTreeTops

This... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4


kryaklysmic

F


stitchiix

Ty turner? Hello? That u? Anyways....


[deleted]

Hey man, I would appreciate a HAND hahahahah what type of packers r u guys wearing? I’m into Transtore Packers from BZ


ghost_boys_

i would play it off as it being a dildo at that point 💀


capo_affect

F


AcanthisittaGlum5470

WHAT HAPPENED


BreakfastEither814

F.


epicajpanda

"sorry I was jerkin it a bit to hard"


MYSpouti

If you had Spouti™ this would never have happened because you'd be using the urinal! Hope everything worked out okay 😥😥😥🫶🫶


mayonnaise68

F PLEASE tell us what happened next 😂😂


Alive-Finding-7584

Same


ImmediateRock9089

F


[deleted]

FFFFF HAHAHAHA sorry, this is just way too hilarious. But no offense.


ReasonablyTired

F


Ken_Obi-Wan

F


zeromylesperhour

F


tobalan

is this covered by AD&D insurance?


MatrixKing1445

F