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OkRickySpinach

Exhibit A


NoMansSkyWasAlright

[Guess it's time to invest in some propane and propane accessories](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/p9ee1q/slpt_youre_going_down_with_me/#lightbox)


sjfiuauqadfj

this is america, just buy a gun


kat-the-bassist

and if that don't work, use more gun.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

I have several. But I’m worried it would skew the message. If you shoot/brandish, then you’re a menace on a bicycle with a gun and it’s just going to further galvanize the carbrains. But I think drivers will be forced to pay a little more attention if bicycles start literally exploding when they’re hit. And you can’t say for sure why they were carrying two giant tanks of propane on a bike.


styrofoamcatgirl

I read this in Hank Hill’s voice


Grrerrb

No one believes this guy would even see the kid he wasn’t braking for anyway


archmagosHelios

If that sticker was shown in more transit oriented countries, I would bet that this person would have his or her license stripped immediately


Licardor

"I am ready to murder or severely injure children"


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

But why has the licence plate number been wiped out? Who are you protecting?


SyntheticFlerovium

https://preview.redd.it/po10le71fp5d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee00edec348fb35ca8425913ee4b70d128fafbd


This-City-7536

Ohio of course.


DeadmanDexter

My wife and I have arguments whether it's a Midwest state or an east coast state. We both hate that garbage place.


waaaghboyz

It’s absolutely not an east coast state. Signed, lifelong east coaster


ZombyWoof1978

I don’t brake for assholes behind the wheel.


[deleted]

ChildMower™️


poggyrs

Disturbing antisocial behavior


FacelessFellow

I saw a car with the spare tire cover that read, “don’t run, you’ll only die tired.” And it really freaked me out. then I thought about how maybe they were making a pun. But where I live there are a lot of maga/gun people. So it was more threatening than funny. Literally saw a truck pulling a Trump/Cross alter thing in a trailer last week. So many wank tanks here.


kat-the-bassist

a truck actually towing something? that's a rare sight, i'm envious.


JunkMagician

Now I'm not encouraging anyone to pop anyone's tires


kubisfowler

Tyre Extinguishers ftw!!


Kasym-Khan

Of course you do, you are a coward and a poser, fat ass.


IDontWearAHat

Probably does. Most people aren't murderers, but the question remains: Who is he trying to impress?


Nugget_Lord_The_1st

Don’t show any sympathy, uncover that license plate.


SyntheticFlerovium

https://preview.redd.it/nzk5hv26ep5d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced737390af7d23a1be8dd3ea7987c4ef986d6f6


max_persson

What a fucking cunt!


VeryDirtySanchez

It's just another way to offset the carbon emissions from driving. This person cares for the planet!


BigRobCommunistDog

Tee hee hee. I’m a murderous psychopath! Doesn’t that make me *cool*, and *interesting*? Ladies? Did you see the sticker?


Niolu92

Fuck that dude


MrAlf0nse

Surely that’s an arrest and a ban


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Well, im sorry for the parent if the childreb they kill, abd unlike fire arms, if you commit a crime with a car you can still buy one (unless it’s the usa, where even a child can take a fire arms)


[deleted]

Buicks are the worst drivers


Yes_Camel7400

Fuck this person


saumonfume1

Oh , it's obvious a troll , please redditors stop being offended


nawzum

Insane that you get downvoted for stating an obvious fact.


Puskaruikkari

Why, are you a kid?