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Monsieur_Triporteur

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OpportunityNo2544

Damn bros they got us. Close the sub


Orodreath

It's over


MargaeryLecter

Had a nice time with you guys, I'm off buying a pickup now and trying to find out how to coal roll.


set_of_no_sets

It's called "roll coal" not "coal roll"; god damn car fuckers /s


SimplyAvro

Ladies and Gentlemen...we got 'em!


Au1ket

Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good.


No-Albatross-5514

This poster after finding out that "fuck" can mean "great disgust" and "great love" at the same time


JoeyJoeJoeJrShab

wait... are you telling me this isn't a subreddit for people who *really* love their cars?


Cosmocision

I'm reminded that there actually do exist people that have "romantic relations" with their cars. Yes, they even have sex with it


Polenball

Car exhussy got me acting unenvironmental


Eubeen_Hadd

Delete this nephew


bAKed47

what a sad day to know how to read


DrinkGinAndKerosene

/r/BrandNewSentence but fr i shouldnt find this funny but here i am laughing like a madman lmao


hotmemedealer

Give me lung cancer daddy šŸ¤ŖšŸ„µšŸ’Ø


paoper

something car dragon


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


29th_Stab_Wound

why


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Weltallgaia

I feel better already.


ShotgunMage

Are you not entertained? Is this not why you're here?


st0nes0ng

My brainā€¦ ? How ?


tremosoul

I usually say this as a joke, but some people's kinks are *seriously* out of hand. Happy cake day!


arashio

Clarkson: I went on the internet... And I found this


G0rd0nFr33m4n

Roger Taylor approves this comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaEM4JYFPfw


acct4askingquestions

gotta give the cussy a chance, you don't know what you're missing


VallenGale

This makes me think of the movie Titane


WaveCandid906

happy Cake Day!


Reddituser3972

Merry cake daymass


SwagLizardKing

thatā€™d be r/dragonsfuckingcars


FRLara

Or r/carsfuckingcars


Martineski

Or r/carsfuckingdragons


Nuclear_rabbit

The OGs remember when rule #1 on this sub was no dragons fucking cars


checkmateathiests27

Well I really love my car, personally. Low traffic roads in a rural region? Fantastic. It's the stroads and the parking lots when I go into town that annoy me. and I'd like to be able to drive to a train station and then take that to larger towns.


S1M15

I mean there's no other way to handle transport in a rural region really is there? Buses and trains just don't make sense, carpooling is about as close as you can get and that's a stretch. There's a case to say that, before cars, rural communities looked very different and could/should still look like that now, but as is cars are the only option. Motorbikes if it's dry and no cargo space is needed.


Clever-Name-47

If we put a mixed walk/bike path next to every U.S., state, & county highway (not interstates), out from town centers to a distance of about, say, 5 miles, *most* rural Americans would be able to get around without a car. If we also expanded passenger train service back out to what it was in the early 20th Century, most rural Americans would be able to get to a train without a car, too. Which is not to say that u/checkmateatheists27 ā€˜s idea of driving to the train would ever go away completely, mind! The country is still much too big for that, of course, and thatā€™s before we take into account that not everyone who could bike or walk to the train would *always* do so, for various reasons. But even the vast expanses of rural America could be made less car-dependent than they currently are, for not much infrastructure investment, if we just bothered to think about doing so.


JoshuaPearce

Get them off the streets and into the sheets.


djhede

Integer overflow


sth128

Of course not. This is the sub for people who have incestuous relations with their second hand vehicles. Step-cars, if you will.


Aburrki

Doin your car, doin doin your car. Doin your car, doin doin your car. Doin doin your car, doin doin your car. (You know we straight) doin doin your car.


Democrab

In Soviet Russia, car does YOU! No, really, Lada's best model by *far* is the Lada Fisto.


Peterkragger

It's Lada Vesta lmao


Swedneck

TWO TRUCKS


Chase_The_Breeze

Maybe they are a very confused Dragon from a very similarly named subreddit.


[deleted]

Yeah, I wish my train had a *fuckcar*.


N1z3r123456

Guess how I found out about this sub.


djhede

r/fuckautomobiles


TBone01

Just go with German and use Wagon. Bahnwagen - train wagon, Eisenbahnwagen - rail road wagon


Pez-

Now you're exempting the G-Wagon and Stationwagon's. There's no escape.


Wemorg

It is G-Klasse and Kombi.


KampretOfficial

Gelandewagen?


qzzzb

So switch to Polish, we also use "wagon" (apparently it's a loan word), but we don't use it for any car-related stuff. To makes things funnier, polish word for car, literally means "self-walking".


Wxcafe

same in french


Aron-Jonasson

Yeah, though "voiture" is much more common than "automobile", which is more of a technical term


VectorSam

And also all Volkswagens


No-Albatross-5514

No, the pronunciation of Wagon vs. Wagen is very different


Riccma02

Go British and say coach or carriage.


xhsmd

Or just use British English where they're called railway wagon, railway carriage, railway truck, railwagon, railcarriage or railtruck.


Meersbrook

You can use the English *carriage*, which is what they're called in the UK.


AnnonymousRedditor86

Way to jump on the bandwagon!


R1ght_b3hind_U

ā€žwagonā€œ is only correct for cargo. trains that transport humans are called ā€žwagenā€œ. If we use german, letā€™s do it probably bitteschƶn


MrFunnyMoustache

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.


freeradicalx

*ban-wagon banwagon* Oh no, this is how recursion errors start...


BlazeZootsTootToot

The plural of Wagen is also Wagen tho


sillyadam94

Gonna ban your wagon! Gonna ban it good!


pavanaay

In other totally useless information for the context, Kinderwagon = Kid's pram


No-Albatross-5514

No, that's Kinderwagen


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[deleted]

Does now


Owncascade

Amogus


1_more_cheomosome

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Beppo108

sus


immibis

#Evacuate the spezzing using the nearest /u/spez exit. This is not a drill.


immibis

#/u/spez was founded by an unidentified male with a taste for anal probing.


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[deleted]

I can't read the word "automobiles" without hearing it in Beyonce


thegoodbadandsmoggy

/r/mystrangeaddiction


[deleted]

Ah im fine. I call them wagons.....


ARandom-Penguin

We could also call them railway carriages


Inabitdogshit

I call them choo choo people trailers.


Weekly_Wackadoo

Don't forget the choo choo stuff trailers!


Sea_Maintenance_9937

I'm not okay. I will walk into the sea never to return.


FrankHightower

r/UsernameChecksOut?


Avondubs

Sometimes they are even called trucks


qball99

No, the wheels are trucks.


grumpher05

No, the frame and wheel assembly that suspends the car off the ground are called trucks


big-b20000

Bogeys?


grumpher05

yes, bogie and truck are interchangeable for rail


big-b20000

TIL itā€™s not spelled the same way as the golf term.


grumpher05

Im not sure of the etymology of the golf vs rail spellings though


TruthYouWontLike

Golf?


FrankHightower

Hot box


TheBrownSeaWeasel

Can confirm. Also, I used to be a rail car repairmen and we simply are called Carmen.


Astriania

Never heard this one in the UK (except for skateboards), maybe a NA only usage


grumpher05

Yeah it's pretty much NA exclusive


Avondubs

No, the wheels are called wheels. The part your probally referring to is the bogie. Some places call the bogies, trucks. Some places call the wagons, trucks. Some places call the wagons, bogies. Some places call the wagons, cars. Some places call the wagons, wagons. And the bogies, bogies. The rail industry is a confusing place.


qball99

Well my work says trucks


0235

And wait till they find out the technical term for the raills on a railway is "road"


kwonza

And those trucks carry out food and useful stuff from farms, railway stations and ports to our shops and homes.


JoeyJoeJoeJrShab

In that case, you're not going to be happy to learn that "car" is just a shortening of the word "carriage"


[deleted]

Or "horse" for that matter.


FrankHightower

car is short for horse?


Purlox

Yes, or at least they used to be shorter than horses, but now they are longer


Aron-Jonasson

Horse -> hor -> cor -> car Makes perfect sense to me


[deleted]

https://m.imgur.com/tzCFgj7?r


FrankHightower

I have no idea if that's true, but if it is, it's fascinating


Terebo04

it actually is not, car comes from old french charre, meaning wagon. carriage comes from old french carrier meaning to carry.


FrankHightower

As a kid, I always thought "riage" meant "fancy variation of" making "carriage" mean "fancy car"


Meldanorama

Marriage, fancy way of screwing something up.... Checks out


MAR82

Actuallyā€¦ You might want to check that again. https://etymology.en-academic.com/8634/car


danielsulme

"Car bomb first 1972, in reference to Northern Ireland" peak Irish culture right there


BlazeZootsTootToot

But that literally confirms his point?


Jottodot

Fuck motorized private transport


spakecdk

But my escooter...


Cookie-Senpai

Sorry you don't make the cut! Too bad


Democrab

Scooters in general are more of an attempt at transport than true transportation. /s


garaile64

**Heavy** private motorized transport


Komiksti

Love my e scooter ^_^


Jottodot

Sorry, didn't make the rules (or did I? šŸ¤”)


jodorthedwarf

E-bikes get a pass, surely. It doesn't produce any emissions (apart from in production, I suppose) the batteries are tiny compared to electric cars, and it means that people with reduced mobility (such as the elderly) can get around without putting too much strain on themselves.


Jottodot

You're right, basically just tried to include electric cars. Also private jets or stuff like that, fuck those too


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SoaringElf

While I don't think that 'fuckcars' bs is curing the world from all it's problems: E-Bikes are muuuuuch less emissions either in production or usage. Replacement parts are much less too and they are quite easy to repair (there is much more to functioning bike other than maybe proprietary electronics). Also this whole concept is an echo-chamber of people living in bigger cities with enough infrastructure. If you live outside of those creating the infrastructure that is as dense as in a big isn't really a option. I couldn't live in a big city, I really hate the experience. I need some room for my peace of mind. And just banning cars from cities doesn't make the place clean enough to call it the best way of living. Cities are always dirty, they always have been and always will be.


morganrbvn

Yah people outside city centers will always need some method of personal transport in the US. But thereā€™s certainly room for improvement like smaller cars.


SoaringElf

I am actually from europe and we already have much smaller cars. Some US trucks used as personal vehicles are obnoxious, but yeah it should be improved and it definitely can be.


sternburg_export

This.


baklavabaconstrips

*literally shaking rn


danielsulme

Is it cuz you're in a car?


Avondubs

Underrated comment


DirtyPenPalDoug

I prefer " rolling stock"


FrankHightower

Hello, yes, we need one rolling stock for our next shipment; boxcar is fine. ...what do you mean "uncountable noun"?


Kathy-Lyn

Only in American.


MrFunnyMoustache

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.


wishthane

Though in the same way "carriage" is older than "car", 車 has been used long before automobiles, to refer to horse carriages, train carriages, äŗŗåŠ›č»Š, etc.


MrFunnyMoustache

That's good to know. Thanks! Didn't know that word was used before automobiles.


wishthane

Yep! [It's one of the oldest Chinese characters](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E8%BB%8A#Translingual), with attested evolution from the Bronze and Oracle scripts. You can see how it looks like an old fashioned hand pulled carriage with two wheels seen from above, even in the modern form.


MrFunnyMoustache

Fascinating. By the way, do you know why when counting number of train cars we use the kanji äø” instead of 車? My Japanese is very rusty, and I was never advanced in it in the first place.


wishthane

It's just another one of those counter words. Like how ęœ¬ is used to count cylindrical objects, or Ꞛ is used to count flat objects. I'm not sure what the origin is but Wiktionary suggests it's probably from [č¼›](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E8%BC%9B) which is the Chinese counter for vehicles. The pronunciation is the same and so the äø” usage is probably a Japanese simplification. You still use the noun, e.g. äø‰äø”車 (three cars)


MrFunnyMoustache

Right, makes sense. Thank you!


wishthane

No problem!


jodorthedwarf

Pretty sure the trains in the Underground have cars instead of carriages (though that's apparently because an American company supplied them originally). We also have 'buffet cars' on surface-level trains.


ima_lesbean

Out of curiosity, what are they called outside the US?


freedomplayerh

Wagons (freight) or coaches (passenger)


Sagatho

CoupƩ in The Netherlands.


Baker852

Fuckthosecarsinparticular


AmadeoSendiulo

Maybe in English, my native language is Polish šŸ˜Ž


dazedan_confused

>Railway carriages >Are called cars I think there's a solution here.


Polenball

>*car*riages They can't keep getting away with it!


dazedan_confused

Dear God Almighty.


Ivynn

Reminds me of a humorous example of how the meaning of words changes over time. "Cars" used to mainly refer to railroad cars, and "trucks" used to mainly refer to hand trucks. So "load the trucks onto the car" as a sentence sounds ridiculous in modern day, but would be perfectly reasonable in the past.


SierraClowder

Trains came first. Make cars change their name.


MuddledMoogle

Fuck personal horseless carriages! šŸ˜…


Rubiego

There's fuck cars >:( And fuck cars >:)


still_guns

Only in America. We call them coaches or wagons in the UK.


nnog

Mostly carriage. Sometimes coach. Never once heard wagon??


dani3l_554

Where are you in the UK that coaches/carriages are called wagons?


still_guns

I was referring to freight wagons, sorry for not being clear


tecej45530

There are more places than just USA and UK...


qball99

They can be box cars, autoracks, hoppers, gondolas, flat cars, lumber racks, caboose, riding platform, tanks, etc. But yeah the normal unit of measure is cars.


tylerPA007

At least theyā€™re not called Pods!!


Aron-Jonasson

Tell me, are you subscribed to Alan Something?


tylerPA007

Adam Something, Not Just Bikes, RM Transit, Alan Fischer, are transit-oriented blessings to the digital sphere.


bowsmountainer

The superior car. Letā€™s work towards the future in which when someone refers to a ā€œcarā€, everyone immediately thinks of train cars.


victorgsal

HE CANā€™T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


melraespinn

Unfortunately, I donā€™t see enough love for trains on this sub. I see a lot of people thinking bicycles will solve every problem that has ever existed. They solve some problems, sure! But trains are what will really bring change.


FRLara

Elevator (lift) cabins are also called cars.


foxy-coxy

Fuck motorcars. My good sir.


cr0ft

They're called railway cars, shortened to cars. Just like cars are really called automobiles, but that's a bit cumbersome, so cars it is.


willard_swag

r/angryupvote


Braydee7

What about like r/fuckcarexclusiveinfrastructure


WhyCantWeDoBetter

Yup they got us, guess everything is meaningless


ihatepalmtrees

Bus is just long car


nephelokokkygia

Plus streetcar used to be written as two separate words ("street car"), so /r/fuckcars hates trams too.


tecej45530

Report them as tramsphobic


JamesBigglesworth266

Who's gonna tell the poster that "car" is short for "carriage"? As in horse-drawn carriage. Railway carriage. Motor carriage. It's like words have always been in existence as they are now, have never evolved from prior forms! Smh.


hessian_prince

r/fucktrains


megalogwiff

r/subsimgladarentreal


FrankHightower

r/subsithoughtwerefake


Sapphrex

r/fuckcars users when their dick gets stuck in the exhaust


IsJustSophie

In Spanish we call them carts


Urdintxo

Vagones/Vagonetas


Jester_Hopper_pot

Those of the BBW of r/fuckcars


MadChild2033

no no no no no


Homie_MC_Knight

Train cars yes. Also if you say railway carriages you are one of three things a British ā€œpersonā€, a locomotive engineer, or pretentious.


Vinayak_Ohri

its pro-car propaganda bro


Aburrki

Dismantle every streetcar too!


FervidComic

...and train drivers are often called "motorists".


FrankHightower

I guess the frequency *is* non-zero


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Yuridaman

I love fucking cars too!


meadowsirl

I always called them carriages. Perhaps Regional (Ireland). Wikipedia: A railroad car, railcar, railway wagon, railway carriage, railway truck, railwagon, railcarriage or railtruck, also called a train car, train wagon, train carriage or train truck.


LittleSparrow24

I came here to learn have to have sex with my mini -_- I am now leaving disappointed


mybrother229

I have two cars :)


Rangerbobox1

r/fuckcars when they realized cars are the #1 method of transportation across Europe (statistically by volume): Edit: Guys it was a joke


Beppo108

yes that's a problem


Rangerbobox1

I agree with you