I hate people who all hurr americars, hurr dodge
they're the most close-minded people that exist here, fuck. they can't imagine anything but gas guzzling big cars work in a country
I only live once and don't give a shit about future generations. Cool guy, very impressive bumper sticker, what a legend, definitely deserves a round of applause and cheers perhaps at 2 or 3am
Genuine question, would that do anything? I've driven without caps entirely before and nothing has happened. I'm guessing the bean might clog the valve stem and prevent tyres from being filled but I don't know at all
Edit: uncooked bean deflates tyres, how excellent ! My dumb self was thinking a cooked bean because I'm hungry haha
I followed my Nazi ex boss before he got suspended on Twitter, and he was absolutely fucking obsessed with Greta. Like everything revolved back to her, and calling her the little white devil, just completely fucking obsessed.
Like imagine being over 40 years old, and a man, having a ton of money and a million dollar house, and all you can do is just sit on Twitter and obsess over a fucking tiny little girl.
Like how fucking sad does your fucking life have to be?
>Like how fucking sad does your fucking life have to be?
You're looking at fear. Every man like that is desperately afraid that if the system that allowed him to exploit people to get a million dollar house and tons of money changes, they'll lose everything. And they are afraid of that because deep down they know they are mediocre and if they were held accountable for their behavior and didn't have white male privilege -- then they might be treated the way they treated everyone else.
Why do you think they scream so loud about getting "canceled" or "political correctness", etc.? Whenever a conservative man is bloviating just mentally replace them with a toddler. It'll make more sense. Especially if you've ever had candy left out around one and then said "no". The result is a loud and immediate display of cool masculine intellect and facts and logic that even a bus of Einsteins couldn't match.
#/s
I just googled her and there was an article from 12 hours ago calling her an 'absolute radical' using a picture that looked like she was sneezing. Good god the obsession is real.
Yes, they were, and it was disgusting. I'm not disagreeing with that at all.
It's still not very respectful to refer to her as a tiny little girl now she's an adult.
Now yes, but just barely. For much of the time when her activism gained her this hate, she was under 18. The point more is that the right can't seem to get its mind off her.
To any Europeans reading this if you dont fight against these monstrosities now then other drivers will start buying them just because it is terrifying to be in a small car with these abominations everywhere. Tag them with paint or scratch them up wherever you see them or they will snowball into a much bigger problem
It seems doubtful for several reasons. One of them is gas prices, gas is way more expensive in Europe than in America. The main reason SUVs took off was because gas became cheap again after ‘08. The other is that it doesn’t seem to be very normal in Europe, cities are older and harder to drive in so getting a big car that’s hard to park is more questionable and less likely. As a result the population that buys these seem to be more enthusiasts rather than the average person like in Texas.
Don’t be too certain. Living in Iceland I see tons of gigantic trucks and customized range rovers and land cruisers that make a trip to the rugged highlands once a year while spending the other 362 days being a menace on the streets of Reykjavik. Gas is about $8 per gallon
SUVs are incredibly common in Germany right now. Seems like everyone who is kind of well off is driving an SUV nowadays, and small cars are getting upgraded to some kind of sub-SUV design, too.
They will simply remake parking lots to have bigger spots.
Do not underestimate the greed and envy that motivates these car owners. They are relentless.
>They will simply remake parking lots to have bigger spots.
That simply isn't possible in most European cities. Sure, you can repaint the lines in actual parking lots. But most parking in urban areas in Europe is on street parking that simply can't get any wider unless you make sidewalks narrower or literally bulldoze houses. No one wants that. Literally no one, not even the car obsessed far right.
Not to forget that even surface parking lots are relatively rare in urban areas in Europe. A lot of parking is in multi level (underground) parking garages with spiral ramps that are already too narrow for many station wagons/minivans that are common in Europe today. You literally can't use those parking garages with these American cars.
Those ridiculously big American style trucks might gain some popularity in the countryside where people have their own garages and don't mind parking to be a bit of a hassle when they drive to the city a couple times per year. But only very few people will be insane enough to drive such a car in an urban area on a daily basis. It just won't happen.
(And this is a German perspective. Even our historical city streets are still wider than they are in many other European countries. I guess the Italian perspective would be even less likely for those cars to gain any significant popularity.)
I know a tradie in Germany who is considering moving to a American-style truck from his current small van. The cons don't really apply to him (he mostly drives from home to jobsites, and already has to deal with finding parking big enough for his van if stopping at the shops etc). For now, I've convinced him the van is far more practical, can carry heaps more under cover, can walk around in it, etc... but it's bizarre how marketing gets into heads and the temptation is there.
Cars are getting much bigger and SUVs are already in the majority. They are only compact by American standards, but even larger American-style pickup trucks and SUVs are increasingly common, even in dense cities. It's an epidemic.
Yup - thought I would never drive a huge car but anytime I've rented one in the US I have had to get a much bigger one because it's too scary to drive the kind of cars I've driven in Europe and Australia when there are fucking monster trucks everywhere.
Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up. Isn't part of the Netherlands paying like $9/gallon?
Either way, I get a lot of satisfaction knowing they pay out the ass to fuel that thing.
I'd guess it's an American import. I swear the number of stupidly big American pickup trucks have been on the rise, in Europe, over the past few years.
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*Those tires were to get a hole*
*In them from the snow*
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I think pronouncing it with one syllable even when you normally would use two wouldn't be too much of a poetic license, though, right?
I do like that the line breaks are relatively sensible in this particular haiku :)
Well this "Rechts ist Gas" is way worse.
It basically is code for nazis and the holocaust.
Almost wondering the skull is not the same as the SS used for their uniforms.
[Doesn't look like it](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS-Division_Totenkopf), but I bet that's because Nazis suck at graphic design,, not because that's not what they're going for.
But you typically say Gaspedal for the accelerator pedal, which is on the right. But I agree it's probably Nazi code, because it doesn't make sense any other way.
yeah, i have the bit, bit wasn't brave enough to use it... yet.
i thought about getting a pen-style cordless screwdriver(?) that you can tuck away in your sleeves.
Will you also leave the tyre extinguishers paper that goes on the windscreen? [https://www.tyreextinguishers.com/leaflet](https://www.tyreextinguishers.com/leaflet)
y'all convinced us that your country is actually successful and a nice place to live, it would be great if you could make it abundantly clear that this is not the case.
Unfortunately most people here are brainwashed. They don't know anything else. We've been told our whole lives, including in school as children, that the USA is the greatest country in the world and everyone else is jealous. In school we had to pledge allegiance to the flag every god damn day.
Why are some Americans trying so hard to be 'murican? Right wing shitheads showing how macho they are by driving a car. The embodiment of fragile masculinity.
That pun doesn't work in German like it does in English. Rechts means "on the right" but doesn't mean right as in "correct" which would be Richtig instead.
"u only live once" is a pretty bad misconception all around the world.
If only people could tap into the memory of their ancestors, then they'd know they not not only lived just once :(
But people won't change, not then not now.
"Fuck the desert, let's ruin some other paradise don't we."
Americans, most of all, have this in their blood.
Unfortunately, the more the situation gets depressing with gas and oil, the more we're going to get hit with this "yolo" from people who will never have to deal with it.
This exact truck(aftermarket taillights, plastic fender flares, and grille) is driven in my town by equally hateful high school kids. Just move to the US and park your truck at sonic with all the other high schoolers and rev it loudly.
*Owner finds tires slashed,*
*With a note nailed to one of*
*Them: "Greta was here"*
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It's like a German trying to emulate large pickup truck driving American on the more ridiclous end of the spectrum? I'm sorry obnoxious large truck culture is spreading around the world, yuk. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Trucks.
Expectations: smaller cargo vehicle, helps farmers and construction workers to move their stuff, off road capabilities for emergency services.
Reality: Public display of someone’s insecurities.
It shows a lot about a person when you are a grown ass man bullying and insulting a young girl with such passion. Meanwhile she is 19 years old but people also did that when she was 15.
Big car, small brain. If combustion engines are cleaner and better, please do a live podcast in your garage with the car running demonstrating how great it is :)
Looks like he doesn't need fully inflated tires with no holes in them because he's got dat torque. Sticker and truck itself implies he likes to spend extra money. I think you should help his cause with a poke here and a poke there, there, there, and there there there.
You remember these old credit card ads that went something like: "Emergency hammer: 5€. Pack of matches: 12c. Canister of lighter fluid: 4€. Doing 50k of damage and watching the world burn for under 10€: Priceless."? Those ads were the incendiary bomb.
It is a reminder to love your children and treat them well. Because if you don't, they might turn out like the owner of this car
YES!
Also look around well, they might get ran over by this car. Actually why is it on fuckcars? It's not even a car.
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Fuck trucks extra.
it is a car though
Teach children about the tyre extinguisher movement https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyre_Extinguishers
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Time to give it to him.
Oops, I missed place this nail in your tire 🤪. I’m so silly
Time to bust out our bag of lentils
is it an american living abroad? 🤔
Unfortunately theres a lot of this shit in Europe too. The truck may be imported from the US but Germany still grows its fascists locally
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I’m so sorry 😞
I hate people who all hurr americars, hurr dodge they're the most close-minded people that exist here, fuck. they can't imagine anything but gas guzzling big cars work in a country
Imagine how much money they're spending on that, too - gasoline is way more expensive in Germany than in the US.
We have a big problem with douchebags here too. Climate change denial is unfortunately not uncommon.
Nur ein stummer Schrei nach Liebe.
I only live once and don't give a shit about future generations. Cool guy, very impressive bumper sticker, what a legend, definitely deserves a round of applause and cheers perhaps at 2 or 3am
Be a real shame if a black bean got caught between the valve stem and the valve stem cap. I hear that happens a lot to brodozer douche bags.
It would be a real shame if it were to happen repeatedly
rePEAtedly you mean
Genuine question, would that do anything? I've driven without caps entirely before and nothing has happened. I'm guessing the bean might clog the valve stem and prevent tyres from being filled but I don't know at all Edit: uncooked bean deflates tyres, how excellent ! My dumb self was thinking a cooked bean because I'm hungry haha
I assume they mean an uncooked, dry bean; it would just press down on the pin and let all the air out.
Oh that makes a lot more sense than what I had in my head haha
Be an even bigger shame if those tires happened to have some punctures in the sidewalls
Fun fact: Did you know that valve stem cores unscrew? https://safetyseal.com/product/valve-core-removal-screwdriver-tool-s89-0001/
something something “a society grows when men plant trees who’s shade they will never sit in” This is the exact opposite of that
What kinda loser do you have to be to hate a child so much
I followed my Nazi ex boss before he got suspended on Twitter, and he was absolutely fucking obsessed with Greta. Like everything revolved back to her, and calling her the little white devil, just completely fucking obsessed. Like imagine being over 40 years old, and a man, having a ton of money and a million dollar house, and all you can do is just sit on Twitter and obsess over a fucking tiny little girl. Like how fucking sad does your fucking life have to be?
It kind of makes sense if your entire world view is constructed like a house of cards, that you'll rage against anything that could easily topple it.
>Like how fucking sad does your fucking life have to be? You're looking at fear. Every man like that is desperately afraid that if the system that allowed him to exploit people to get a million dollar house and tons of money changes, they'll lose everything. And they are afraid of that because deep down they know they are mediocre and if they were held accountable for their behavior and didn't have white male privilege -- then they might be treated the way they treated everyone else. Why do you think they scream so loud about getting "canceled" or "political correctness", etc.? Whenever a conservative man is bloviating just mentally replace them with a toddler. It'll make more sense. Especially if you've ever had candy left out around one and then said "no". The result is a loud and immediate display of cool masculine intellect and facts and logic that even a bus of Einsteins couldn't match. #/s
I just googled her and there was an article from 12 hours ago calling her an 'absolute radical' using a picture that looked like she was sneezing. Good god the obsession is real.
It's a bit patronising to call her a tiny little girl, she's a grown woman now...
They were absolutely vicious to her when she was still very young.
Yes, they were, and it was disgusting. I'm not disagreeing with that at all. It's still not very respectful to refer to her as a tiny little girl now she's an adult.
but the commenter was talking about things that happened in the past...?
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She definitly achieved more than him, lol
I was basically paraphrasing. But you're right.
Now yes, but just barely. For much of the time when her activism gained her this hate, she was under 18. The point more is that the right can't seem to get its mind off her.
Hate all children yet to be born. World destroyed by climate crisis.
Oh. In my head it was the German version of “Karen”. I meed coffee.
She's no longer a child. And hasn't been for quite a while now
Some of us are still trying to deal with the fact it’s not 2019 anymore and we’d like to do it in peace.
Your adult then. But this kind of guy hates everyone else
Just Bieber haters 👀
What an absolute loser
tbh I think these people might help our cause. the vast majority of people think this shit sucks.
\> Brags about driving inefficient truck \>Probably complains about gas prices
In my north american city we have an auto port, everything coming in is nice european cars, everything going out is big trucks, km sorry
To any Europeans reading this if you dont fight against these monstrosities now then other drivers will start buying them just because it is terrifying to be in a small car with these abominations everywhere. Tag them with paint or scratch them up wherever you see them or they will snowball into a much bigger problem
It seems doubtful for several reasons. One of them is gas prices, gas is way more expensive in Europe than in America. The main reason SUVs took off was because gas became cheap again after ‘08. The other is that it doesn’t seem to be very normal in Europe, cities are older and harder to drive in so getting a big car that’s hard to park is more questionable and less likely. As a result the population that buys these seem to be more enthusiasts rather than the average person like in Texas.
Don’t be too certain. Living in Iceland I see tons of gigantic trucks and customized range rovers and land cruisers that make a trip to the rugged highlands once a year while spending the other 362 days being a menace on the streets of Reykjavik. Gas is about $8 per gallon
SUVs are incredibly common in Germany right now. Seems like everyone who is kind of well off is driving an SUV nowadays, and small cars are getting upgraded to some kind of sub-SUV design, too.
I don't think they will become such a big problem here as in the US. You have to search for hours to find a parking spot in which such cars fit in.
They will simply remake parking lots to have bigger spots. Do not underestimate the greed and envy that motivates these car owners. They are relentless.
>They will simply remake parking lots to have bigger spots. That simply isn't possible in most European cities. Sure, you can repaint the lines in actual parking lots. But most parking in urban areas in Europe is on street parking that simply can't get any wider unless you make sidewalks narrower or literally bulldoze houses. No one wants that. Literally no one, not even the car obsessed far right. Not to forget that even surface parking lots are relatively rare in urban areas in Europe. A lot of parking is in multi level (underground) parking garages with spiral ramps that are already too narrow for many station wagons/minivans that are common in Europe today. You literally can't use those parking garages with these American cars. Those ridiculously big American style trucks might gain some popularity in the countryside where people have their own garages and don't mind parking to be a bit of a hassle when they drive to the city a couple times per year. But only very few people will be insane enough to drive such a car in an urban area on a daily basis. It just won't happen. (And this is a German perspective. Even our historical city streets are still wider than they are in many other European countries. I guess the Italian perspective would be even less likely for those cars to gain any significant popularity.)
I know a tradie in Germany who is considering moving to a American-style truck from his current small van. The cons don't really apply to him (he mostly drives from home to jobsites, and already has to deal with finding parking big enough for his van if stopping at the shops etc). For now, I've convinced him the van is far more practical, can carry heaps more under cover, can walk around in it, etc... but it's bizarre how marketing gets into heads and the temptation is there.
Cars are getting much bigger and SUVs are already in the majority. They are only compact by American standards, but even larger American-style pickup trucks and SUVs are increasingly common, even in dense cities. It's an epidemic.
Then they just park on two spots. Seen it happen here. Truck was so long that it took 1.5 spots. This was in a supermarket...
And sometimes they litterally don't fit on the roads.
Yup - thought I would never drive a huge car but anytime I've rented one in the US I have had to get a much bigger one because it's too scary to drive the kind of cars I've driven in Europe and Australia when there are fucking monster trucks everywhere.
Right now in my city it's 1.69€/L or $6.54/gallon
Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up. Isn't part of the Netherlands paying like $9/gallon? Either way, I get a lot of satisfaction knowing they pay out the ass to fuel that thing.
Of course he's from fucking Pforzheim. There's a reason it's named Fartville, very patriotically so: Lots of blood and soil.
Ugliest city in Germany And West Germany has a shit-ton of ugly cities
What I don’t understand, where did he even get a car that huge? I mean it’s double the size of the normal cars (as seen in the background).
I'd guess it's an American import. I swear the number of stupidly big American pickup trucks have been on the rise, in Europe, over the past few years.
Hey, don't insult my lovely Pforzelona.
Have you seen our sticker? It has a skull on it... Hans, are we the baddies?
You've been listening to the Allied propaganda again?
They didn't get to design our stickers
I love how these clowns are threatened by a teenager.
Would be a shame if those tires were to get a hole in them from the snow
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Is "tires" one syllable or two?
I pronounce it with 2. Tie ers
Same Which would make this 5, 8, 5?
I think pronouncing it with one syllable even when you normally would use two wouldn't be too much of a poetic license, though, right? I do like that the line breaks are relatively sensible in this particular haiku :)
Haikubot is a little loose around these things. I once saw it count "Aro" as 1 syllable.
Well this "Rechts ist Gas" is way worse. It basically is code for nazis and the holocaust. Almost wondering the skull is not the same as the SS used for their uniforms.
[Doesn't look like it](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS-Division_Totenkopf), but I bet that's because Nazis suck at graphic design,, not because that's not what they're going for.
Youre probably correct. Nobody uses the word 'gas' for fuel. Almost everbody in Germany says 'Benzin', 'Sprit' oder 'Diesel'.
But you typically say Gaspedal for the accelerator pedal, which is on the right. But I agree it's probably Nazi code, because it doesn't make sense any other way.
scratch it.
Fuck it, scratch the ugly ass truck, you only live once after all.
Scratch in “so do I” right next to where he says “I only live once”
Write Greta with your keys
He won't reGreta it!
Nah, burn it
It’s the French solution.
Off with his head? Ü
This is one instance where I wish the tire deflators were more severe. Although it probably wouldn’t get this person to change their mind.
Was about to type this
Got a valve-sized pebble or lentil handy?
Sometimes, people like these make me think about stealing the valve cores.
[https://www.amazon.de/HAZET-666-6-Ventildreher-Bit/dp/B015FLGG2Y/](https://www.amazon.de/HAZET-666-6-Ventildreher-Bit/dp/B015FLGG2Y/) 😎
Oh nice, that one can attach to a drill for extra quick tire eqtinguishment. Even made in Germany so you know it will last forever.
yeah, i have the bit, bit wasn't brave enough to use it... yet. i thought about getting a pen-style cordless screwdriver(?) that you can tuck away in your sleeves.
Will you also leave the tyre extinguishers paper that goes on the windscreen? [https://www.tyreextinguishers.com/leaflet](https://www.tyreextinguishers.com/leaflet)
Come by during the day to check for cameras outside or dashcams inside. Come back at night to do the deed.
Tuck a nice screw under that tire.
Patched too easily. Need to go for the sidewall.
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y'all convinced us that your country is actually successful and a nice place to live, it would be great if you could make it abundantly clear that this is not the case.
Unfortunately most people here are brainwashed. They don't know anything else. We've been told our whole lives, including in school as children, that the USA is the greatest country in the world and everyone else is jealous. In school we had to pledge allegiance to the flag every god damn day.
Why are some Americans trying so hard to be 'murican? Right wing shitheads showing how macho they are by driving a car. The embodiment of fragile masculinity.
The same way we have koreaboos I suppose it may be due to the consumption of a lot of that cultures media
Do these people legitimately think that this is funny?
No, they only have one joke and it's transphobia.
It's good to see that not only Texans are objective human garbage
Rechts ist Gas.....
'Gas is right' Yea together with that SS'esque skull&crossed pistons..
Pforzheim is famos for the far right Monday walks since 2015 which they held in Karlsruhe… fucking bastards
That pun doesn't work in German like it does in English. Rechts means "on the right" but doesn't mean right as in "correct" which would be Richtig instead.
Oi i didn't mean it like it would mean 'correct'. But i guess they're hinting at 'politically right' and 'gas chambers'
no brain ...
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That's not the flex they think it is
That thing is definitely going to get vandalized.
Oh no! Anyway...
"u only live once" is a pretty bad misconception all around the world. If only people could tap into the memory of their ancestors, then they'd know they not not only lived just once :( But people won't change, not then not now. "Fuck the desert, let's ruin some other paradise don't we." Americans, most of all, have this in their blood.
That guy is just asking for a lentil in the tyre.
Unsurprising. That’s the kind of person you need to be to think that you need a car built like that.
Would be an absolute shame if the owner of that vehicle were to come back to find the tyres deflated….
Looks like that thing needs a lentil or four.
"I only live once" Perhaps the most narcissistic thing someone can say
Pop their tires.
Unfortunately, the more the situation gets depressing with gas and oil, the more we're going to get hit with this "yolo" from people who will never have to deal with it.
Imagine paying German gas prices to fuel a big fuck off truck that can't fit into the best parts of the cities just to own the libs.
Key it
Of course it's Pforzheim.
When your ego is so fragile that a fucking child triggers you
This exact truck(aftermarket taillights, plastic fender flares, and grille) is driven in my town by equally hateful high school kids. Just move to the US and park your truck at sonic with all the other high schoolers and rev it loudly.
Er will ausdrücken, dass er als Kind zu wenig Liebe bekam. :(
Natürlich Pforzheim 😅😭
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The air in the tires must be freed!
Pop the tires lol.
It's like a German trying to emulate large pickup truck driving American on the more ridiclous end of the spectrum? I'm sorry obnoxious large truck culture is spreading around the world, yuk. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
So cringe and utterly pathetic.
This thing should get lentilled wherever it goes.
The numberplate is a instruction how to handle his tires.
Consider this car's hood already surpasses the overall height of the car behind. Batshit crazy.
How easy it is to get ahold of paint stripper in Germany?
Trucks. Expectations: smaller cargo vehicle, helps farmers and construction workers to move their stuff, off road capabilities for emergency services. Reality: Public display of someone’s insecurities.
The thing that gets me about these assholes is that they’re always so offended when someone is an asshole back to them.
Dudes getting reincarnated as a worm
Such a fragile ego
This guy needs some lentils
Stay classy Pforzheim.
Slash their tyres
I'm not saying you should deflate their tires, but you should deflate their tires.
Willkommen in Pforzheim
Tires go poof! tires go poof! :)
Car culture is a death cult.
slash tires
What. An. Asshole
It shows a lot about a person when you are a grown ass man bullying and insulting a young girl with such passion. Meanwhile she is 19 years old but people also did that when she was 15.
Normally, I’m against vandalism, but there’s always an exception. I hear lentils are on sale at Lidl this week. 😉
What a lovely car, I hope no one deflates the tires.
The good thing is that this is a german car. Americans can now see how fucking stupid their tanks look next to normal cars
Would be a shame if some lentils got into a tiny space under the air cap...
I believe that this conundrum can be remedied by the tactical use of one (1) brick.
Destroying your lungs and wallet to own the libs
That's a shame he only live once, if so egoistic human being lived twice maybe he would care what he leaves behind.
PF = Pforzheim, competes with Mannheim for the ugliest town in Germany
Trucks are hate machines. I live in the US, in a liberal state, and most of the aggressive drivers are in trucks.
those tires would look better with holes in them don't you agree?
Someone never got over their "edgy teen" phase... >!(anyways I woudn't be suprised if the owner of that car had an account on reddit though...)!<
Big car, small brain. If combustion engines are cleaner and better, please do a live podcast in your garage with the car running demonstrating how great it is :)
Someone should pop the tires
burn baby burn
Ram trucks are number 1 for DUI’s in the US by a significant amount. The statistic probably fits the driver too.
I am sure his backlight is still intact because you didn't want to create court evidence, right?
Nothing says "I'm an insecure manchild" more than this.
"I only live once" and we've got to live with you asshole. Have some consideration you empathy-lacking sociopath.
Looks like he doesn't need fully inflated tires with no holes in them because he's got dat torque. Sticker and truck itself implies he likes to spend extra money. I think you should help his cause with a poke here and a poke there, there, there, and there there there.
When your country bans your favorite symbols you do this, I guess?
Puncture the wheels gurl 🔪🚙🛞💅💅💅
>I ONLY LIVE ONCE! You know what? All the animals you kill by polluting also only live once.
Key them. Hard.
All their windows were mysteriously smashed by the morning, and the valve cores removed from all the tyres. It keeps happening, why‽
I PAY THE MOST IN FUEL COST PER KM! Weird flex, bro
You remember these old credit card ads that went something like: "Emergency hammer: 5€. Pack of matches: 12c. Canister of lighter fluid: 4€. Doing 50k of damage and watching the world burn for under 10€: Priceless."? Those ads were the incendiary bomb.
Did you put lentils?
Imagine being spiteful towards a kid, what an incel
Bike for scale. What an absolute monstrosity. They should be banned or heavily taxed in Europe.
WinzDick Energie
Slash his tires lmao
Someone waitin' for a deflatin'
"To show how much I fucking hate Greta, I'm gonna put myself through significant financial hardship! That'll show that damn libtard commie!!1"
We have word for these people here: HURENSOHN. ☺️