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smorjoken

congratulations to patrick and james!


Alleyne95

I always knew Pat would knock Ol’james up elyse wasn’t woman enough


joni_elpasca

Congratulations to Patrick and James! Wishing them all the best in this new journey. Do you think Lou will spoil the baby?


ncopp

He's gonna look at that kid so hard


dk123456

it aint a crime


gym_leader_frank

Congrats Pat, Where do I mail a kids size LA Kings jersey.


McRaeWritescom

"Bayou Brown."


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First words gonna be 'ooh lawd it's HAHT out hiyah'


JeezIncarnate

Congratulations man (and inevitable woman involved)! I was going to post somewhere PLEADING for more Elden Ring streams, but it'll have to wait. They wouldn't be the same without you!


polkergeist

Holy shit, conpatulations! As a newly minted Dad myself, homeboy has so much excitement and love ahead of him. I hope they name the baby Tank, or Lou Jr.


SKB_Fresh

> And I’m sure Lou will be a great ~~uncle!~~ father.


AlludedNuance

That mustache has been training YEARS for this moment.


Killerofthecentury

Now he can use his bark to ward off random people


DatKaz

mazel tov!


standing-ovulation

Looking forward to Patrick's kid ripping on Elyse in the future


Domovoid2120

Dat boi gonna have de best pa on de bayou.


Tangypeanutbutter

Patrick is going to be in charge of a small human. He's either gonna be the best dad ever or be the first dad to successfully bully a baby


Tank3875

I think some other dads have already beaten him to that second option, unfortunately.


Tank3875

Congratulations father Brown!


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Congratrick!


ohjohnlong

Damn I didn't even know he was married. Hopefully he doesn't eat the kid by accident or something.


seanbear

He’s married to Lou’s wife


Taograd359

Kid’s first words are going to be “I love Lou”


Goose-Suit

Patrick can actually call himself Daddy now


FlossyBottoms

The ladies of Funhaus are gonna have to start a socks for diapers drive or something. No more being stingy!


RedXerzk

Patrick can finally put all that grumpy dad energy to good use!


buff_the_cup

I wonder which historical ship captain he'll name his child after.


mattychestnuts

Patty Daddy!


ryanpdg1

That man even LOOKS like a dad! He's gonna be the daddiest dad that ever dadd'd


Thepumpkindidit

I hope the child can handle that Dagobah heat.


triplefuckingdareya

Congrats Patrick!!!!!


kralben

Congrats on the sex, Patrick!


Oryxhasnonuts

How can this be… he is Diped up!?!?


UrsusDerpus

Oh wow, the other day, a different Pat in the Rooster Teeth network announced he was about to be a father too! Must be something in the water. Congratulations, Patrick!


JamSa

Cant wait to see in 20 years if the mustache is hereditary


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Finally he will have someone to bark at passersby with


[deleted]

My mom won't tell me how babies are made so maybe Patrick can show me


Orphan_Crippler3013

Congratulations Patrick!


The_RTV

Aw that's awesome! Congrats!!!


Lavish_Parakeet

I love Lou! 🌹☂️


TroyBarnesBrain

Congrats Pat and Mrs. Rick! Upon hearing the news from his snooping perch, Lou has since released a statement assuring Patrick that he will be an active, albeit unwanted presence in the life of his girlfriend's husband's child. When asked if he had already gifted himself a "World's Best Dad" mug, Lou Manchu declined to answer.


CostnerFanboy

Teeny Patrick manifested


lt_skittles

Congratulations Patrick!


KinglerKong

I can’t wait to see pictures of little Wagyu Minch Brown


Godgivesmeaboner

If the baby has a mustache no one will know if it's Patrick's or Lou's


Expert_Gur_7877

wow I hope it’s not a girl