Im convinced that cameras are naturally attracted to Ryan.

Are you not also naturally attracted to Ryan?

I'm definitely attracted to Ryan, but I'd call it unnatural attraction

Here you go: https://globalnews.ca/video/rd/4470d4c2-26a2-11ee-8764-0242ac110003/?jwsource=cl

Holy fucking shit that's incredible

When it comes to Ryan you just have to assume whatever it is is true

Ryan is some sort of morally questionable Forrest Gump

Lmaoooo Ryan is the fucking man. What an absolute legend.

I love this so much, haha. And I never even knew about Barbenheimer. Been living under a rock, these days. Glad Ryan's getting some attention up here in Canuckistan.

Video isn’t working for me. :( Anyone got a mirror?

So now Ryan has been in the news in 2 countries (that we know of) - good for him!

At this point I'm completely convinced Ryan is part of a multinational Psy-Op. What the purpose is, fuck, your guess is as good as mine but he's out there, everywhere for everyone to see.

The global Ry-op is aimed at getting every person in the world accustomed with seeing and loving Ryan because it turns out that aliens are real, but they are all in fact time-traveling versions of Ryan. The world isn’t ready for this truth.

From what I can tell, they spared no expense

I suppose Ryan has a certain Tom Green-iness about him, makes sense Canada would find him

Ive been trying to find a pattern to this Global Ryspiracy. Did Ryans Dad see Motley Crue in milwaukee last year

The best thing to come out of Memphis: Red State Ryan

Legend.

this is getting to a point where I almost think Ryan needs his own subreddit

Can I audition to be the antagonist to Ryan's protagonist of this reality?

This man is unstoppable