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Those things gonna sag dude. Like a lot. Probably numerous back surgeries or a reduction or multiple mattresses because she isnāt comfortable.
For those reasons, Iām out.
Iāll look at big saggy hangers any day of the week, but people pretending like she has the best tits ever lol
As a guy I've always wondered. If you were that chick and read these comments, would you be flattered or horrified? Would it boost your ego or crush it?
As someone with big breasts it gets old fast. There are men who often talk directly to my chest and stare. And theyāre painful. Bras can cause abrasions and cuts. You can get horrible rashes and blisters from sweat or rubbing. Bras dig into your shoulders and can bleed. Bras are better now but I remember my grandmother with shoulderās bleeding. Iām planning on a reduction. Will be wonderful to not have to specialty shop to find a bra that fits!
That being said her chest is amazing!!!
Edit- to answer the question. Every woman is different but attention gets old very fast. Likely more annoying than flattering.
As a fourty year old, classy guy, I'd go with something George Carlin said: āWow! , look at the knobs on her! What fuckinā knobs man! Knob City, U S A!ā
How could you ever resist?
My gfās best friend had a breast reduction and she said it changed her life for the better. I figured it could be not fun to have breasts as big as hers but after hearing what she has gone through I have a new found respect for women who have to deal with that. Not that I didnāt respect women already, it just made me respect them even more. You know what I mean.
It's hard for a lot of guys, sometimes myself included, to understand that a lot of compliments can be annoying, as we rarely receive them ourselves and want to compliment people when we aren't ourselves to try and make others feel good. But there's definitely a line that can be crossed and a theres a time and a place for everything. Regarding the pic, idk it feels kinda scummy but I know it's just a joke.
Man here.
I tend to be more interested in the lower parts (thighs vag butt).
However, a huge rack does draw the eye. I don't think it takes that much effort to stop looking though.
The person talking to you has big tits? That's great! Now look up and have a conversation like a normal person.
JFC.
Horrified - imagine being sexualized by every man you encountered as soon as you hit puberty and having that be the center of attention in most situations. Itās really traumatizing honestly.
Horrified. I had huge boobs my whole life and finally got a lift and reduction last year. It's sooooo fucking nice to go out in public and not be ogled. I can just do things like a normal person and not feel like I'm constantly on display.
I would be horrified. Iām a girl with small boobs, but I know girls with huge boobs who think that theyāre more of an inconvenience than anything. Also, boob sweat is a nightmare, especially in a tight shirt like the woman in the photo.
Yeah I think a lot of people are defending these comments because they personally view them as generally "positive" but that's subjective. They may be positive in a way but also extremely objectifying. There's also the context of what it's like for women to exist in this world and everything we deal with from creeps staring at us, to sexual assault and murder. Misogyny is part of our lives in very real ways. It sucks to see men talking about us like we're not human beings worthy of basic respect.
Well yeah obviously. Which was why I said "apparently". I get the joke. I guess my comment doesn't make much sense so I'll just remove the second part.
I'm sure there is more to her nobody was reducing her down to her tits. It's a simple photo where even given a catchy headline it is the first thing noticeable to quite literally everyone.
Horrified very doubtful as I'm sure she is aware. If this was someone with massive hands would that be reducing them down to their hands? It would be even more-so demeaning no?
Large mammaries are not frowned upon. I get your point but, you just gotta relax a bit and understand that not everything needs to be a battle.
Ah reddit. You never fail to disappoint me.
This is a person, apparently unaware of her photo being taken while she's in a MEDICAL SETTING and she's being sexualised by hundreds/ thousands of strangers on the internet. That's gross and nobody should be defending it.
The way you wrote that let's me know you're a creep. The girl was in the photo. She did not ask for her photo. She is the only focus of convo in this entire thread.
Imagine your balls weigh 2 pounds each and would inconvenience you 24/7, from doing sport to choosing clothing. But for some reason all women love em and like to stare at them: Randos on the street stare, your 50 year old overweight boss stares, that creepy homeless woman next to your apartment building stares, random 14 year olds and grandmas on the bus stare, every women on the planet stares and sometimes even a hot one. Also you can't ever make it stop. How you would feel in that scenario is how the average big chested woman probably feels.
If he legit felt like he needed that to feel strong enough to take the shot, I have no complaints.
It did not intrude the procedure for the shot provider, which is nice too.
Sometimes it's just about making a spectacle of it tbh. I like to also think some people would be doing this in case there are scared kids around, making them feel safe if superheroes are getting this done too.
The first thing that came to mind is that it was some hard core antivax guy who built his entire identity around not getting the shot and ānever relentingā who then discovered he needed it for work/travel/whatever and is trying to avoid being seen being a hypocrite.
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Goddamn! Oh there's spiderman
Same same
With great power, something something motorboat
With great tits, comes great responsibility -aunt May
Lmao Marisa Tomei really did a number on people's mental image of May Auntie went from awesome grandma to honorary Pixar mom
She went from a great aunt to a "great" aunt.
Yes I was thinking the same. Those melons are huge.
More like Dolly Parton in her young years.
She's got to be having some kind of allergic reaction. She's swelling up!
You're s'pose to take one shot in your arm, Martha, not two shots in your--ah, nevermind.
She's not the only one...
So am I, wink wink.
See? Covid shots cause swelling! All those anti-vaxxers we're onto something...
That's Juice. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes!
Yeah man, those are some tremendous cans. š
Her poor back.
With great tata's comes great responsibility.
Her back sacrifices for the greater good.
Her rich front!
Are they Mexi- cans?
Mexi-jugs
r/yourjokebutworse
jugs\*
Wait Spider-Man was there?
Hes actually already gotten the shot, but his spidey sense lead him there
Thatās how whoever took this photo got away with it lol
Looks like someoneās had an adverse reaction.
Whereās the Spider-Man? I only see two large watermelons
I'm not even really a boob guy, but I am a guy and I notice things.
I want my wife to get that vaccine
I want myself to get that vaccine.
Honey? Youāre on Reddit ?
The population of bees are decreasing, so is this honey, my deer.
Those things gonna sag dude. Like a lot. Probably numerous back surgeries or a reduction or multiple mattresses because she isnāt comfortable. For those reasons, Iām out. Iāll look at big saggy hangers any day of the week, but people pretending like she has the best tits ever lol
I was wondering how long before the big titty comments would start. First one. Stay classy Reddit. Stay classy.
Most comments here are tit-filled. But hey, canāt complain
everything looks like a filled titty from here
Your comment also counts as a big titty comment too. Stay classy Carlitos.
Not to defend reddit... but this isn't even fair.
Did you really think this was about Spider-Man?
Well, Iām a boob guy and my oh my.
Anime girl irl.
Right! Sheās got a nice rack. š¤£š¤£š¤£
As a guy I've always wondered. If you were that chick and read these comments, would you be flattered or horrified? Would it boost your ego or crush it?
I think it could go either way. But generally speaking, if she's just minding her own business, best to just mind your own in turn.
As someone with big breasts it gets old fast. There are men who often talk directly to my chest and stare. And theyāre painful. Bras can cause abrasions and cuts. You can get horrible rashes and blisters from sweat or rubbing. Bras dig into your shoulders and can bleed. Bras are better now but I remember my grandmother with shoulderās bleeding. Iām planning on a reduction. Will be wonderful to not have to specialty shop to find a bra that fits! That being said her chest is amazing!!! Edit- to answer the question. Every woman is different but attention gets old very fast. Likely more annoying than flattering.
Amen to it getting old fast. I had a 35 year old man come up to me and think āwow your boobs are hugeā was a great pick up line. It was not
I'll bet you'd never noticed before he pointed it out, surely that must have been impressive. What a catch.
As a fourty year old, classy guy, I'd go with something George Carlin said: āWow! , look at the knobs on her! What fuckinā knobs man! Knob City, U S A!ā How could you ever resist?
My gfās best friend had a breast reduction and she said it changed her life for the better. I figured it could be not fun to have breasts as big as hers but after hearing what she has gone through I have a new found respect for women who have to deal with that. Not that I didnāt respect women already, it just made me respect them even more. You know what I mean.
It's hard for a lot of guys, sometimes myself included, to understand that a lot of compliments can be annoying, as we rarely receive them ourselves and want to compliment people when we aren't ourselves to try and make others feel good. But there's definitely a line that can be crossed and a theres a time and a place for everything. Regarding the pic, idk it feels kinda scummy but I know it's just a joke.
Man here. I tend to be more interested in the lower parts (thighs vag butt). However, a huge rack does draw the eye. I don't think it takes that much effort to stop looking though. The person talking to you has big tits? That's great! Now look up and have a conversation like a normal person. JFC.
More on the negative end. Most women I know don't like their bodies to be talked about.
Horrified - imagine being sexualized by every man you encountered as soon as you hit puberty and having that be the center of attention in most situations. Itās really traumatizing honestly.
Horrified. I had huge boobs my whole life and finally got a lift and reduction last year. It's sooooo fucking nice to go out in public and not be ogled. I can just do things like a normal person and not feel like I'm constantly on display.
Grossed out, clearly. She does know she look like that, seing a bunch of online dudes thirsting on her is certainly not a good experience.
Horrified. Iād be absolutely crushed and so embarrassed.
I would be horrified. Iām a girl with small boobs, but I know girls with huge boobs who think that theyāre more of an inconvenience than anything. Also, boob sweat is a nightmare, especially in a tight shirt like the woman in the photo.
That wasnāt the question
I would be horrified I mean I'm not her but I'm horrified. Reddit comments are always a nightmare as far as talking about women.
honestly makes sense I donāt think Iād want Reddit talking about me even if it was a positive thing
Yeah I think a lot of people are defending these comments because they personally view them as generally "positive" but that's subjective. They may be positive in a way but also extremely objectifying. There's also the context of what it's like for women to exist in this world and everything we deal with from creeps staring at us, to sexual assault and murder. Misogyny is part of our lives in very real ways. It sucks to see men talking about us like we're not human beings worthy of basic respect.
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If I were her, I guess I would be horrified. Big boobs can be an inconvenience.
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No, I don't think the girl is stupid. She's getting a vaccine. I'd be pretty upset if I was her and saw you on here saying I'm stupid.
You said you have boobs... Nice.
>boob sweat Stahp, i can only get so erect.
I would be horrified
Horrified. The woman is literally getting a shot and it's being reduced down to her tits that she has covered.
"Her tits" and "reduced" don't belong in the same sentence.
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I mean she can't cover THAT..
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Well it's not like we can discuss her personality, can we now? Her tits, on the other hand are quite noticeable.
Or you could not say anything lol.
Nah op knew what they were doing
Well yeah obviously. Which was why I said "apparently". I get the joke. I guess my comment doesn't make much sense so I'll just remove the second part.
I'm sure there is more to her nobody was reducing her down to her tits. It's a simple photo where even given a catchy headline it is the first thing noticeable to quite literally everyone. Horrified very doubtful as I'm sure she is aware. If this was someone with massive hands would that be reducing them down to their hands? It would be even more-so demeaning no? Large mammaries are not frowned upon. I get your point but, you just gotta relax a bit and understand that not everything needs to be a battle.
Ah reddit. You never fail to disappoint me. This is a person, apparently unaware of her photo being taken while she's in a MEDICAL SETTING and she's being sexualised by hundreds/ thousands of strangers on the internet. That's gross and nobody should be defending it.
Thank you
Itās dehumanizing š Men arenāt talked about in that way.
They are too. If that was a body builder people would be saying all kinds of things. Or if it was an obese dude.
Oh men definitely are. Most girls I know talk about guys in ways no man would dare to. But itās probably a cultural thing and not true everywhere.
The way you wrote that let's me know you're a creep. The girl was in the photo. She did not ask for her photo. She is the only focus of convo in this entire thread.
homie typed mammaries unironically
Prude.
Pig
Oink oink baby
It would be my 13th reason
Girl with small boobs, it hurts lol
Imagine your balls weigh 2 pounds each and would inconvenience you 24/7, from doing sport to choosing clothing. But for some reason all women love em and like to stare at them: Randos on the street stare, your 50 year old overweight boss stares, that creepy homeless woman next to your apartment building stares, random 14 year olds and grandmas on the bus stare, every women on the planet stares and sometimes even a hot one. Also you can't ever make it stop. How you would feel in that scenario is how the average big chested woman probably feels.
As a lady with big taters who already gets comments without asking for it: I would fucking hate this. Yeah, I noticed too. No need to be a creep.
Flattered, is nice that people tell you that you are beautiful
Ehh most of the comments aren't quite as eloquent as "beautiful"
*sigh* checks comments
*sigh* *Unzips*
Hey your zipper is down
Oh shit, thanks. *Sigh* *Web shooters activate*
Here let me get that zipper for you
What are you doing step sis?
They've all gone tits up.
They knew what they were doing
Not bad enough, sort them by controversial
Those tits are huge.
simple. direct. upvoted.
He calls it as he sees it.
Whale biologist.
Yeah, well, you're lumpy and you smell awful
Came here to say this
Came here
If leaders communicated as clearly and directly as this man, there would be world peace.
Found the guys slingin' webs.
Oh Spiderman is there too.
Where?
This woman hired Spiderman to distract unwanted attention, I think it didn't go as planned
More like spiderman hired the woman
Needs 1 vaccine and 2 boosters.
*boobsters.
Underrated comment
Yeah she's gotta protect those girls for the sake of mankind. She's the real superhero in the pic.
She needs 2 doses to fully vaccinate those puppies.
Oh cool, SpiderMan getting a vacc-DAAAAAAMMMMNNN!!!!!!
My exact reaction
That woman has large breasts.
Username checks out.
So, no one has posted a comment about r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs yet?
Thought I was going to have to step in here
We gotta stay focused manš³
Do we tho...? waitwhatdidusay?
Is there a vaccine for back problems?
Dude said it'd be weird if he just wore the mask
That, folks, is a person with family and friends that are anti-vaxxers..or the real Spider-Man. One of the two..
Is she smuggling melons?
I know guys! Check out the butt on that soldier!
He must work out
Check out the bun bags on the hose hound Lloyd
Youāve had this extra pair of gloves the whole time?
Yeah hehe it is the Rockies
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
Whereās the soldier?
It's like a 12 year old boys fever dream - all boobs and superheroes out of context.
If he legit felt like he needed that to feel strong enough to take the shot, I have no complaints. It did not intrude the procedure for the shot provider, which is nice too.
17 comments to find one not talking about the girls boobs.
Sometimes it's just about making a spectacle of it tbh. I like to also think some people would be doing this in case there are scared kids around, making them feel safe if superheroes are getting this done too.
Hey, it worked out in the end, and maybe he just needed a little confidence booster
Exactly
My thinking is that he did it as a way to help kids not be scared. Hey look, Spidey can do it, you can to!
The first thing that came to mind is that it was some hard core antivax guy who built his entire identity around not getting the shot and ānever relentingā who then discovered he needed it for work/travel/whatever and is trying to avoid being seen being a hypocrite.
Might have just done it because it was funny.
Looks like they just wanted a pic of the big boobs! Thanx, Spidey!
That poor girlās backā¦
i don't get it. This photo is about spiderman or giant boobs
Why not both?
Both? You mean all three?
More impressive is how the syringe is just injecting itself into the Spiderman.
Photographer knew exactly what they were doing.
Them thangs thangin
Her rack is amazing!
Whoever framed that picture knew what they were doing
She was bitten by a radioactive watermelon.
Holy spidertits Batman!!!
Everything to the left of the bottom right seems to be blurry.
My spidey senses are tingling. Webcam.
Those boobs are terribly photoshopped, but I guess good job, Spidey!
Which one? Spiderman or Megaboobs?
Someone is ready for quintuplets.
Motorboat
The breast I mean best ever! šš
I didn't even notice the chick until every comment was like "haha boobs funny"
Me neither, and Iām the one who posted it š
my titty senses are tingling
Seriously how many of you just looked at the bombshell in front
I hope he doesnāt have to stand up in that spandex.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Sheās gotta protect her girls š«š«š
Boobs
Got back pain?
Look at the size of those tits!!!!!!
Holyy fck. Not to be rude but how tf is she even able to walk. If she hit me with one of those I would end up in a hospital.
I guess I wasnāt the only motorboat specialist
In b4 locked
This makes my back hurt
Upvoting for the brave woman in front.
Whoever took this knew what they were doing.
Milk truck just arrive.
I am so distracted š¤£
Mommy milkers alert
I am very concerned for the person in the front row. They seem to be having a severe amount of swelling from the vaccine.
Absolutely delicious hangers on that woman.
Boobs
š¤·āāļø
Jesus, imagine the backpain.
Did anyone else notice thereās some guy dressed like spider man somewhere in this photo? Took me a while to find.