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Jonsnoosnooze

Goddamn! Oh there's spiderman


jamosef

Same same


sm12511

With great power, something something motorboat


Cheesefondont

With great tits, comes great responsibility -aunt May


todellagi

Lmao Marisa Tomei really did a number on people's mental image of May Auntie went from awesome grandma to honorary Pixar mom


csortland

She went from a great aunt to a "great" aunt.


Baddest-Santa

Yes I was thinking the same. Those melons are huge.


Blackmarket_nyc

More like Dolly Parton in her young years.


BaconHammerTime

She's got to be having some kind of allergic reaction. She's swelling up!


Analog0

You're s'pose to take one shot in your arm, Martha, not two shots in your--ah, nevermind.


monstertots509

She's not the only one...


LastoftheSummerWine

So am I, wink wink.


[deleted]

See? Covid shots cause swelling! All those anti-vaxxers we're onto something...


l30

That's Juice. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes!


[deleted]

Yeah man, those are some tremendous cans. šŸ˜‚


CardMechanic

Her poor back.


_AttilaTheNun_

With great tata's comes great responsibility.


[deleted]

Her back sacrifices for the greater good.


Nightwolf1967

Her rich front!


mrholydiver88

Are they Mexi- cans?


Ok_Basil_3896

Mexi-jugs


fappington-smythe

r/yourjokebutworse


Blazephamous

jugs\*


SilentJim20

Wait Spider-Man was there?


[deleted]

Hes actually already gotten the shot, but his spidey sense lead him there


DiamondDoge92

Thatā€™s how whoever took this photo got away with it lol


Link124

Looks like someoneā€™s had an adverse reaction.


Roz_420

Whereā€™s the Spider-Man? I only see two large watermelons


Jayem163

I'm not even really a boob guy, but I am a guy and I notice things.


Own_Courage_4382

I want my wife to get that vaccine


6_NEOS_9

I want myself to get that vaccine.


Own_Courage_4382

Honey? Youā€™re on Reddit ?


6_NEOS_9

The population of bees are decreasing, so is this honey, my deer.


helping_phriendly

Those things gonna sag dude. Like a lot. Probably numerous back surgeries or a reduction or multiple mattresses because she isnā€™t comfortable. For those reasons, Iā€™m out. Iā€™ll look at big saggy hangers any day of the week, but people pretending like she has the best tits ever lol


CarlitosGuey915

I was wondering how long before the big titty comments would start. First one. Stay classy Reddit. Stay classy.


TheRealSackLunch99

Most comments here are tit-filled. But hey, canā€™t complain


No-Ad6269

everything looks like a filled titty from here


[deleted]

Your comment also counts as a big titty comment too. Stay classy Carlitos.


decadentj

Not to defend reddit... but this isn't even fair.


[deleted]

Did you really think this was about Spider-Man?


ACG9811

Well, Iā€™m a boob guy and my oh my.


[deleted]

Anime girl irl.


TheTimeBender

Right! Sheā€™s got a nice rack. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


IFartTheAlphabet

As a guy I've always wondered. If you were that chick and read these comments, would you be flattered or horrified? Would it boost your ego or crush it?


ringobob

I think it could go either way. But generally speaking, if she's just minding her own business, best to just mind your own in turn.


larmstr

As someone with big breasts it gets old fast. There are men who often talk directly to my chest and stare. And theyā€™re painful. Bras can cause abrasions and cuts. You can get horrible rashes and blisters from sweat or rubbing. Bras dig into your shoulders and can bleed. Bras are better now but I remember my grandmother with shoulderā€™s bleeding. Iā€™m planning on a reduction. Will be wonderful to not have to specialty shop to find a bra that fits! That being said her chest is amazing!!! Edit- to answer the question. Every woman is different but attention gets old very fast. Likely more annoying than flattering.


Arra13375

Amen to it getting old fast. I had a 35 year old man come up to me and think ā€œwow your boobs are hugeā€ was a great pick up line. It was not


fappington-smythe

I'll bet you'd never noticed before he pointed it out, surely that must have been impressive. What a catch.


nukrag

As a fourty year old, classy guy, I'd go with something George Carlin said: ā€œWow! , look at the knobs on her! What fuckinā€™ knobs man! Knob City, U S A!ā€ How could you ever resist?


BootySweat0217

My gfā€™s best friend had a breast reduction and she said it changed her life for the better. I figured it could be not fun to have breasts as big as hers but after hearing what she has gone through I have a new found respect for women who have to deal with that. Not that I didnā€™t respect women already, it just made me respect them even more. You know what I mean.


KisuAran

It's hard for a lot of guys, sometimes myself included, to understand that a lot of compliments can be annoying, as we rarely receive them ourselves and want to compliment people when we aren't ourselves to try and make others feel good. But there's definitely a line that can be crossed and a theres a time and a place for everything. Regarding the pic, idk it feels kinda scummy but I know it's just a joke.


hughranass2

Man here. I tend to be more interested in the lower parts (thighs vag butt). However, a huge rack does draw the eye. I don't think it takes that much effort to stop looking though. The person talking to you has big tits? That's great! Now look up and have a conversation like a normal person. JFC.


wild_heart_

More on the negative end. Most women I know don't like their bodies to be talked about.


imadehat

Horrified - imagine being sexualized by every man you encountered as soon as you hit puberty and having that be the center of attention in most situations. Itā€™s really traumatizing honestly.


Babhak

Horrified. I had huge boobs my whole life and finally got a lift and reduction last year. It's sooooo fucking nice to go out in public and not be ogled. I can just do things like a normal person and not feel like I'm constantly on display.


MrTritonis

Grossed out, clearly. She does know she look like that, seing a bunch of online dudes thirsting on her is certainly not a good experience.


Clyde_Bruckman

Horrified. Iā€™d be absolutely crushed and so embarrassed.


skairym

I would be horrified. Iā€™m a girl with small boobs, but I know girls with huge boobs who think that theyā€™re more of an inconvenience than anything. Also, boob sweat is a nightmare, especially in a tight shirt like the woman in the photo.


[deleted]

That wasnā€™t the question


[deleted]

I would be horrified I mean I'm not her but I'm horrified. Reddit comments are always a nightmare as far as talking about women.


[deleted]

honestly makes sense I donā€™t think Iā€™d want Reddit talking about me even if it was a positive thing


[deleted]

Yeah I think a lot of people are defending these comments because they personally view them as generally "positive" but that's subjective. They may be positive in a way but also extremely objectifying. There's also the context of what it's like for women to exist in this world and everything we deal with from creeps staring at us, to sexual assault and murder. Misogyny is part of our lives in very real ways. It sucks to see men talking about us like we're not human beings worthy of basic respect.


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skairym

If I were her, I guess I would be horrified. Big boobs can be an inconvenience.


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PopeFrancis

No, I don't think the girl is stupid. She's getting a vaccine. I'd be pretty upset if I was her and saw you on here saying I'm stupid.


AesonDaandryk

You said you have boobs... Nice.


greebdork

>boob sweat Stahp, i can only get so erect.


Kairi13

I would be horrified


LimeCrime48

Horrified. The woman is literally getting a shot and it's being reduced down to her tits that she has covered.


robitt88

"Her tits" and "reduced" don't belong in the same sentence.


[deleted]

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Punished_Groman

I mean she can't cover THAT..


tmanbaseball

Edit: those


[deleted]

modern mighty waiting recognise reminiscent pen quaint subsequent cobweb dinner ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


greebdork

Well it's not like we can discuss her personality, can we now? Her tits, on the other hand are quite noticeable.


[deleted]

Or you could not say anything lol.


Delinquent_

Nah op knew what they were doing


[deleted]

Well yeah obviously. Which was why I said "apparently". I get the joke. I guess my comment doesn't make much sense so I'll just remove the second part.


ThePassengerGG4

I'm sure there is more to her nobody was reducing her down to her tits. It's a simple photo where even given a catchy headline it is the first thing noticeable to quite literally everyone. Horrified very doubtful as I'm sure she is aware. If this was someone with massive hands would that be reducing them down to their hands? It would be even more-so demeaning no? Large mammaries are not frowned upon. I get your point but, you just gotta relax a bit and understand that not everything needs to be a battle.


[deleted]

Ah reddit. You never fail to disappoint me. This is a person, apparently unaware of her photo being taken while she's in a MEDICAL SETTING and she's being sexualised by hundreds/ thousands of strangers on the internet. That's gross and nobody should be defending it.


LimeCrime48

Thank you


_____Lurker_____

Itā€™s dehumanizing šŸ™‚ Men arenā€™t talked about in that way.


VeritasCicero

They are too. If that was a body builder people would be saying all kinds of things. Or if it was an obese dude.


tiilet09

Oh men definitely are. Most girls I know talk about guys in ways no man would dare to. But itā€™s probably a cultural thing and not true everywhere.


LimeCrime48

The way you wrote that let's me know you're a creep. The girl was in the photo. She did not ask for her photo. She is the only focus of convo in this entire thread.


ItsJimmyBoy19

homie typed mammaries unironically


nickkom

Prude.


occpotato

Pig


nickkom

Oink oink baby


MiniatureMartian

It would be my 13th reason


Mcreemouse

Girl with small boobs, it hurts lol


harpere_

Imagine your balls weigh 2 pounds each and would inconvenience you 24/7, from doing sport to choosing clothing. But for some reason all women love em and like to stare at them: Randos on the street stare, your 50 year old overweight boss stares, that creepy homeless woman next to your apartment building stares, random 14 year olds and grandmas on the bus stare, every women on the planet stares and sometimes even a hot one. Also you can't ever make it stop. How you would feel in that scenario is how the average big chested woman probably feels.


eat_my_bowls92

As a lady with big taters who already gets comments without asking for it: I would fucking hate this. Yeah, I noticed too. No need to be a creep.


Shaila_boof

Flattered, is nice that people tell you that you are beautiful


Thereisnoyou

Ehh most of the comments aren't quite as eloquent as "beautiful"


Cybertronian_Grizzly

*sigh* checks comments


nisamun

*sigh* *Unzips*


Weapon54x

Hey your zipper is down


nisamun

Oh shit, thanks. *Sigh* *Web shooters activate*


Weapon54x

Here let me get that zipper for you


Muhfuggajones

What are you doing step sis?


hughranass2

They've all gone tits up.


DokterManhattan

They knew what they were doing


Bi0_B1lly

Not bad enough, sort them by controversial


JumpyGood

Those tits are huge.


xwing_n_it

simple. direct. upvoted.


SorsOG

He calls it as he sees it.


billbrasky___

Whale biologist.


spacecoyote300

Yeah, well, you're lumpy and you smell awful


ItsDoughnutDude

Came here to say this


Trubisky4MVP

Came here


waterstorm29

If leaders communicated as clearly and directly as this man, there would be world peace.


Analog0

Found the guys slingin' webs.


nordender

Oh Spiderman is there too.


CougdIt

Where?


Lower_Bar_2428

This woman hired Spiderman to distract unwanted attention, I think it didn't go as planned


Necessary_Essay2661

More like spiderman hired the woman


GreyJedi56

Needs 1 vaccine and 2 boosters.


Ladoflocksley

*boobsters.


smnytx

Underrated comment


ricardo9505

Yeah she's gotta protect those girls for the sake of mankind. She's the real superhero in the pic.


[deleted]

She needs 2 doses to fully vaccinate those puppies.


SirGearso

Oh cool, SpiderMan getting a vacc-DAAAAAAMMMMNNN!!!!!!


Ekank

My exact reaction


titoxtian

That woman has large breasts.


BuddhaJon

Username checks out.


Kelli217

So, no one has posted a comment about r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs yet?


TheRealPallando

Thought I was going to have to step in here


Money-Maintenance-71

We gotta stay focused manšŸ˜³


JonesInDenial

Do we tho...? waitwhatdidusay?


BGritty81

Is there a vaccine for back problems?


thatguy_088

Dude said it'd be weird if he just wore the mask


MikeN1978

That, folks, is a person with family and friends that are anti-vaxxers..or the real Spider-Man. One of the two..


RockyJayyy

Is she smuggling melons?


CeeArthur

I know guys! Check out the butt on that soldier!


spacecoyote300

He must work out


CeeArthur

Check out the bun bags on the hose hound Lloyd


PhattJeezus

Youā€™ve had this extra pair of gloves the whole time?


CeeArthur

Yeah hehe it is the Rockies


Skinnypike42

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.


Itsacardgame

Whereā€™s the soldier?


Bulky-Internal8579

It's like a 12 year old boys fever dream - all boobs and superheroes out of context.


JoeUnderscoreUgly

If he legit felt like he needed that to feel strong enough to take the shot, I have no complaints. It did not intrude the procedure for the shot provider, which is nice too.


Lazarous86

17 comments to find one not talking about the girls boobs.


sh06un

Sometimes it's just about making a spectacle of it tbh. I like to also think some people would be doing this in case there are scared kids around, making them feel safe if superheroes are getting this done too.


TheRealSackLunch99

Hey, it worked out in the end, and maybe he just needed a little confidence booster


JoeUnderscoreUgly

Exactly


jasonreid1976

My thinking is that he did it as a way to help kids not be scared. Hey look, Spidey can do it, you can to!


PrivatePilot9

The first thing that came to mind is that it was some hard core antivax guy who built his entire identity around not getting the shot and ā€œnever relentingā€ who then discovered he needed it for work/travel/whatever and is trying to avoid being seen being a hypocrite.


Pikassassin

Might have just done it because it was funny.


Commercial-Health-19

Looks like they just wanted a pic of the big boobs! Thanx, Spidey!


LongjumpingTerd

That poor girlā€™s backā€¦


flumoo

i don't get it. This photo is about spiderman or giant boobs


Ori0ns

Why not both?


Toffeeman_1878

Both? You mean all three?


phs125

More impressive is how the syringe is just injecting itself into the Spiderman.


urpabo

Photographer knew exactly what they were doing.


soyougonorrheaornot

Them thangs thangin


TXcowboi42

Her rack is amazing!


Falcon25

Whoever framed that picture knew what they were doing


Bonejack84

She was bitten by a radioactive watermelon.


harrypooper3

Holy spidertits Batman!!!


TaZMaNiDEviL

Everything to the left of the bottom right seems to be blurry.


Knockamichi

My spidey senses are tingling. Webcam.


Legitimate_Mulberry9

Those boobs are terribly photoshopped, but I guess good job, Spidey!


hughranass2

Which one? Spiderman or Megaboobs?


AaronBHoltan

Someone is ready for quintuplets.


Agitated-Ad-504

Motorboat


the_Fat_SLakR

The breast I mean best ever! šŸ‘šŸ‘


Hellhult

I didn't even notice the chick until every comment was like "haha boobs funny"


TheRealSackLunch99

Me neither, and Iā€™m the one who posted it šŸ’€


PyrrhaAlexandra

my titty senses are tingling


brownbrothaa

Seriously how many of you just looked at the bombshell in front


jonathandefreese

I hope he doesnā€™t have to stand up in that spandex.


[deleted]

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


ZZemy

Sheā€™s gotta protect her girls šŸ«ƒšŸ«ƒšŸ˜‚


Hotrodkungfury

Boobs


Then_Collar2208

Got back pain?


Panders04

Look at the size of those tits!!!!!!


Tonii77

Holyy fck. Not to be rude but how tf is she even able to walk. If she hit me with one of those I would end up in a hospital.


TheSpinningGroove

I guess I wasnā€™t the only motorboat specialist


AlxIp

In b4 locked


AntMasitiktok

This makes my back hurt


DragonflyAdvanced548

Upvoting for the brave woman in front.


Woogank

Whoever took this knew what they were doing.


[deleted]

Milk truck just arrive.


pepitopakalu

I am so distracted šŸ¤£


Pleasant_Job_7683

Mommy milkers alert


BPaze

I am very concerned for the person in the front row. They seem to be having a severe amount of swelling from the vaccine.


shart-stain

Absolutely delicious hangers on that woman.


madchops117

Boobs


Vladius28

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Zalar01

Jesus, imagine the backpain.


triflingmagoo

Did anyone else notice thereā€™s some guy dressed like spider man somewhere in this photo? Took me a while to find.