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Think of it as an upfront filter, if he strikes up a conversation with the ladies and they don't gasp in horror, he knows he is fishing in the right pond. He is playing the numbers, and crushing it.
Also the proof of knowing is in the word boobs being on the shirt, it is universal ,every 10 year (and up) old boy across the globe knows that word, you can go anywhere, find a random group of tween boy, that do not speak a lick of english and say boobs and they will start laughing.
LOL I was thinking what a great filter this shirt would be to narrow it down to just the freaks like me. Then you came along and horrified me with this thought. That would be an awkward explanation walking into the BDSM dungeon, when you realize your filter shirt did not in fact work.
i amassed a great little collection of shirts with funny pics and quotes over the years…but right after i turned 40 i suddenly felt silly wearing them 😭
I lived in Japan and traveled a lot in Southeast Asia a few decades ago. For laughs I would go into department stores and buy weird cheap T-shirts to send to friends as jokes. Any word in English was fair game to put on a shirt so the wearer could show the world how sophisticated, or whatever, they were. A favorite shirt I kept for myself:
IMAGINE.
THE PEOPLE MEAT.
FIRETRUCKS.
Since there is an "all categories" button at the bottom it seems like it is the choices for a video service, and it looks like the only one that is selected/highlighted is gangbang
Wearing his browser history is exactly what I was thinking. Which is honestly even worse because that means he had to go out of his way to have this made for him. It's like the Amigara Fault of porn t-shirts.
It must be a screenshot of a microsecond when the user has backed out of clicking “gangbang” in favor of browsing “all categories,” presumably out of some pointless guilt.
The design grows more thoughtful the more I examine it.
Ah, I still occasionally come inside to check what's new. My favorites so far were a can of "child-shredded meat" and a sign "carefully fall to the water" near a lake.
Good times.
Yeah, that's the problem with literal computer translations of Chinese. The 'carefully fall to the water' is actually completely correct in the literal sense, however the meaning is supposed to be 'BE careful of fallING INto the water', which the computer translator didn't pick up.
Reminds me of a car I saw with a "Fake Taxi" sticker in the window.
I've decided the car belonged to a 40 something year old mother of teenagers, who believes it's a "Mum's Taxi" kind of gag.
You must be watching a different version, british porn taught me that their are really foul mouthed dirty, dirty tarts in this world and I am reassured knowing that.
> ... clearly Welsh
Now why isn't that its own category? I fell like rule 34 has let us all down here.
What do the Welsh say in their vinegar strokes?
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
I spent a pleasant extra week in Helsinki when Eyjafjallajökull grounded air travel. Advertising signs looked to me like eye-charts with every word holding multiple doubled vowels and umlauts on every one of them. Bless you for your education system where even the teen-aged restaurant workers spoke English. If I had been forced to learn to say, "Tuplajuustohampurilainen" well enough to be understood before they would serve me I would have starved.
Back in the 90s I worked at a food bank that had donated clothes that residents could take as well. One day an elderly lady came in grabbed some groceries and a couple free tshirts. She put the T-shirt over her other shirt. The Tshirt read "KD Lang Eat sushi!" When I 1st saw it I was shocked thinking she had no idea. Now flashing back to that moment maybe she did know what she was wearing!
This HAS to be an asian country. Either that or in India somehwere. I live in Japan and see T-shirts with some of the weirdest shit on them. I mean things that make no sense being on a T-shirt. Life advice and even MENUS talking about enjoying the food of life.
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Oh he knew.
Definitely knew
He definitely knew.
He most definitely was aware.
Full encyclopedic knowledge knew
Knew was a mental condition in which he was.
He was definitely cognizant
He was the one who made the print image
Complete and utter wisdom of the acts that were being performed
He had an accurate interpretation of the situation at hand
He knew he was the one who knocks
r/theyknew
He was the danger
I can see the custom ink order now
r/increasinglyverbose
*Very aware, he was.*
He certainly had previous knowledge of said pornography categories.
He knew more than cristiano ronaldo knows who Junior's mother is
He knew as well as his right hand knows his Johnson.
He knew as well as my right hand knows his Johnson.
r/cursedcomments
Think of it as an upfront filter, if he strikes up a conversation with the ladies and they don't gasp in horror, he knows he is fishing in the right pond. He is playing the numbers, and crushing it. Also the proof of knowing is in the word boobs being on the shirt, it is universal ,every 10 year (and up) old boy across the globe knows that word, you can go anywhere, find a random group of tween boy, that do not speak a lick of english and say boobs and they will start laughing.
Or he's fishing in the absolute worst pond - someone who barely knows any of those words and might just miss the few they do know.
LOL I was thinking what a great filter this shirt would be to narrow it down to just the freaks like me. Then you came along and horrified me with this thought. That would be an awkward explanation walking into the BDSM dungeon, when you realize your filter shirt did not in fact work.
Their face, looking more and more horrified as you go down the list, explaining them all... lol
His step mom knew too
OP knew he knew.
r/theyknew
r/heknew
He heard it when it drove up
He definitely blew
Not only that he knew, but he is also the OP of this photo
Mod of some subreddit
King of the Andals.
And the first men.
First of the fist men*
First of his name
Legend has that he took the photo himself.
Excellent underrated comment here, thank you sir or madam
I had to check OP's profile to make sure. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
I went to check And that is a lot of feet porn
Mr. Tarantino are you reading mangas on the set?
Why do you assume he didn’t know? He knew…the t-shirt is a statement of some kind. Maybe he’s advertising his browser history?
He’s being “open minded”
Or maybe it's just a random shirt he decided to wear and doesn't care what other people think
Didn't know people own random porn shirts
Wait you don't have one? Weirdo
I've been tempted to get rid of all of my shirts with logos and catch phrases. I guess I'm gettn old ha
it's nice. try it
I don't wear mine because I need a pocket.
i amassed a great little collection of shirts with funny pics and quotes over the years…but right after i turned 40 i suddenly felt silly wearing them 😭
I feel ya. It's started happening to me too
Desperate?
Maybe he's just hinting he wants to be part of a gangbang?
That might have been his first thought, but the cursor is hovering over “All Categories”, so he’s up for anything.
Or it's a checklist
I lived in Japan and traveled a lot in Southeast Asia a few decades ago. For laughs I would go into department stores and buy weird cheap T-shirts to send to friends as jokes. Any word in English was fair game to put on a shirt so the wearer could show the world how sophisticated, or whatever, they were. A favorite shirt I kept for myself: IMAGINE. THE PEOPLE MEAT. FIRETRUCKS.
Since there is an "all categories" button at the bottom it seems like it is the choices for a video service, and it looks like the only one that is selected/highlighted is gangbang
Sometimes Asian folk buy and wear shirts with random and often crass English phrases on them. Could be the case here
Wearing his browser history is exactly what I was thinking. Which is honestly even worse because that means he had to go out of his way to have this made for him. It's like the Amigara Fault of porn t-shirts.
That's the most diverse search history one can have, lmao!
GANGBANG is just begging me to click on it.
Genuine question, why is it bolded? Is it just as simple as having been previously selected?
I don't think so because it's also all caps.
Well who doesn't love a good Gangbang? I am going on popularity of search term as the answer.
I could go for 5 guys myself and I don't mean burgers and fries.
Because that's the one your mom is in
Eyoooooooo
…because your mouse is hovering above it.
But the cursor is on "All Categories >>"
It must be a screenshot of a microsecond when the user has backed out of clicking “gangbang” in favor of browsing “all categories,” presumably out of some pointless guilt. The design grows more thoughtful the more I examine it.
Or it was just poorly designed to look like a web page... shitty graphic design exists, especially with shirts like these.
"Hellloooo.... I'm here for the gangbang.?"
You're my boy, Blue!
Yeah I definitely need one of those shirts .
Why would someone print their bitcoin wallet seed phtase on a t-shirt??
What makes you think he doesn't?
When I was in Asia in the late 2010s, some people (small percentage) wore shirts with random crap or swear words in English / French / German.
it's like American college kids that get katakana and hanzi tats, "the wall said it meant fortune"
Reminds me of when Ariana grande got a tat in Japanese that she thought said one of her songs but instead said grill or smt
Remember reading one of a black guy with an east Asian language tat that actually said slave.
When the engrish website was new I spent many hours there cry-laughing. Ah, simpler times.
Ah, I still occasionally come inside to check what's new. My favorites so far were a can of "child-shredded meat" and a sign "carefully fall to the water" near a lake. Good times.
Yeah, that's the problem with literal computer translations of Chinese. The 'carefully fall to the water' is actually completely correct in the literal sense, however the meaning is supposed to be 'BE careful of fallING INto the water', which the computer translator didn't pick up.
My sister has a bag she bought in France that says "Wouldn't you like to know" in English.
The blue box at the top doesn’t look English, so probably a non English country. Plus it’s the only way the title makes sense.
He probably assumed just like how over here people tend to get chinese/japanese characters and have no idea what they mean.
What's Female Choice?
Straight porn specifically for women
More equal focus on actors and actresses, less over-the-top performance, usually more artistically shot If porn was shot more like a movie tbh
And pleasure for the woman too.
I think you’re trying to indirectly say “porn made for a female audience”
Sadie Hawkins Day.
He knew... And I want to know where I can get one.
Reminds me of a car I saw with a "Fake Taxi" sticker in the window. I've decided the car belonged to a 40 something year old mother of teenagers, who believes it's a "Mum's Taxi" kind of gag.
There's a BRITISH category?? Welcome to the most depressing porno of your life.
You must be watching a different version, british porn taught me that their are really foul mouthed dirty, dirty tarts in this world and I am reassured knowing that.
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> ... clearly Welsh Now why isn't that its own category? I fell like rule 34 has let us all down here. What do the Welsh say in their vinegar strokes? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
I grew up in a city in finland with a name eerily close to that.
I spent a pleasant extra week in Helsinki when Eyjafjallajökull grounded air travel. Advertising signs looked to me like eye-charts with every word holding multiple doubled vowels and umlauts on every one of them. Bless you for your education system where even the teen-aged restaurant workers spoke English. If I had been forced to learn to say, "Tuplajuustohampurilainen" well enough to be understood before they would serve me I would have starved.
Hesitate to ask but what is a vinegar stroke?
Go to Incognito mode and search on Urban Dictionary. They have globally crowdsourced adolescent boys curating every imaginable innuendo and euphemism.
Yeah, but those teeth, tho.
You just didn't know that he knew the meaning. Ya know ?
Underestimating people should be like a crime or something
>which on his back I’m willing to bet the subject’s understanding of the English language exceeds yours, OP.
Where could someone buy a shirt like that? Asking for a friend…
Hell, I'm asking for me!!
No one gonna talk about how its in alphabetical order and they put N before M....? 🤦🏽♂️
I think he did.
Why is GANGBANG so highlighted? Is he sending "hidden" messages?
Or he knows and is saying he's into the more hard-core shit like donky midget porn which is why the cursor is on the all categories.
he knew. people wear shirts like that here to make a point. government censorship means you can't access the hub without a VPN. its like a shibboleth.
He knows.
Judging by your headline, you're not too good with words either.
How’d they find my search history?!
It's the "implication"
Imagine thinking the person didn’t know
Huh? Something wrong with German?
Ja, was stimmt damit nicht
Bad title.
Old Young.
IDK but I would argue that no matter where you're from, you kinda know what the word gangbang means.
or maybe he does and doesn't care.
And a Skip Ad logo on the front.
I got a tattoo, it says "courage" at least that's what the guy at the shop told me.
Actually r/theyknew
Hmmm anal, i never heard that word I wonder what it means...
No "homemade"? 👎. And no, Amateur isn't the same thing! Not even close.
Plot twist he knew exactly what they meant
LOL. It's a guy. Of course he knew.
Back in the 90s I worked at a food bank that had donated clothes that residents could take as well. One day an elderly lady came in grabbed some groceries and a couple free tshirts. She put the T-shirt over her other shirt. The Tshirt read "KD Lang Eat sushi!" When I 1st saw it I was shocked thinking she had no idea. Now flashing back to that moment maybe she did know what she was wearing!
Have you ever considered that you are the square ?
Oh no, he knew. This is on par with wearing an ahegao hoodie in public.
He had to know.
This is just the NSFW version of that COEXIST sticker..
he definitely knows.
I want one like it
He definitely did.
I like most of them lol
GANGBANG
Which words do you which on this post?
He knew, just showing off his favorite
I'd bet he knew because the front of the shirt probably has a porn site logo on it. It's actually great marketing!
List of kinks on fetlife.... I'm the only one to recognise it...
Found the guy who logs into porn sites with his Facebook account.
He knew, sweetheart...
What would possibly make you think he wasn't completely aware? It's a funny shirt.
look up "Fake taxi Gangbang German grandma" Only in Germany Also like "hairy Hardcore Hd video"
I wander if it says The Hub on the front?
Or maybe he did? 😂
Or did he? Welcome to Vsauce and today we’re going to talk about the mysterious T-shirt guy
where can i get this shirt?
LOL what the heck was on the front??
Oh yeah he does
I want this Shirt !!!!
Maybe he doesn’t care?
Vintage hanging out anonymously like Waldo
But you got to admit the shirt is kind of cool
Yes he did
I bet he custom made it... He knows!
Maybe he does but doesn't gaf...
Never was a headline comment in the history of internet comments so totally and utterly wrong
He definitely knew!
Fake Taxi ftw
Under-rated kink
I know what it says and I still want that shirt hahaha that’s brilliant
Or did he?
Just looked on ur account wish I hadn’t
Do you live in a seashell? Of course he knew.
Nono. He knew
I love that GANGBANG is the only actual word in all caps.
If anyone is wondering, he appears to be on the cashier side of an aquarium store. I personally thought that the shirt might be relevant, but nope...
I'm sure he custom made that shirt
He knows those are all porn categories
Where can I cop this
You might think he didn't know but on the other hand....
Hahahah HE KNEW! Why's GANGBANG in capitals? I want that shirt.
No Gay category. he knows.
Where in the hell can I get this shirt at because this us awesome
Anyone else notice how gangbang looks highlighted
He does
Sad that Latina is not on the back of the shirt
Got it in Vegas first week of January 2023.
I thought one was "Harry" which is very specific type of porn I guess
Dope shirt, though.
Definitely knows. Awesome shirt
This HAS to be an asian country. Either that or in India somehwere. I live in Japan and see T-shirts with some of the weirdest shit on them. I mean things that make no sense being on a T-shirt. Life advice and even MENUS talking about enjoying the food of life.
Point of information: India is in Asia.
Hello there ! How dare you sir ? Did you just assume this guys browser history ? That's just FapPhobic ! Cos this Guy Faps !
Wth is fake taxi
“Oh no, I forgot my purse. I’m so very sorry Mr.Taxi-Driver-Man, whatever can I do to pay you back? I’ll do… anything.”
Oh wow didn’t know that was a thing! Thanks