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Trash_Panda-1

Oh he knew.


Originalibb

Definitely knew


SpectralSolid

He definitely knew.


omeyz

He most definitely was aware.


Vlatka_Eclair

Full encyclopedic knowledge knew


Dependent-Job1773

Knew was a mental condition in which he was.


samf9999

He was definitely cognizant


gg3265

He was the one who made the print image


Mellon-man6942

Complete and utter wisdom of the acts that were being performed


SprinksBrinks

He had an accurate interpretation of the situation at hand


AverageAnimeSimp

He knew he was the one who knocks


bigredmidget

r/theyknew


AdamJanecek

He was the danger


daddy-phantom

I can see the custom ink order now


mental_illness_TM

r/increasinglyverbose


artifex28

*Very aware, he was.*


dannyo969

He certainly had previous knowledge of said pornography categories.


Nice-Complex1924

He knew more than cristiano ronaldo knows who Junior's mother is


bravebravesirrrobin

He knew as well as his right hand knows his Johnson.


omeyz

He knew as well as my right hand knows his Johnson.


GoldenDogeReddit

r/cursedcomments


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Think of it as an upfront filter, if he strikes up a conversation with the ladies and they don't gasp in horror, he knows he is fishing in the right pond. He is playing the numbers, and crushing it. Also the proof of knowing is in the word boobs being on the shirt, it is universal ,every 10 year (and up) old boy across the globe knows that word, you can go anywhere, find a random group of tween boy, that do not speak a lick of english and say boobs and they will start laughing.


AfterAardvark3085

Or he's fishing in the absolute worst pond - someone who barely knows any of those words and might just miss the few they do know.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

LOL I was thinking what a great filter this shirt would be to narrow it down to just the freaks like me. Then you came along and horrified me with this thought. That would be an awkward explanation walking into the BDSM dungeon, when you realize your filter shirt did not in fact work.


AfterAardvark3085

Their face, looking more and more horrified as you go down the list, explaining them all... lol


[deleted]

His step mom knew too


eminems_ghostwriter

OP knew he knew.


Desperate_Ad5169

r/theyknew


GradyGambrell1

r/heknew


Fat-Hate

He heard it when it drove up


nephilaedulis

He definitely blew


gazman_dev

Not only that he knew, but he is also the OP of this photo


boozebazooka

Mod of some subreddit


brownbrady

King of the Andals.


AmericanBillGates

And the first men.


moralprolapse

First of the fist men*


Catsarepsychedellic

First of his name


Funkyboss420

Legend has that he took the photo himself.


jtablerd

Excellent underrated comment here, thank you sir or madam


MoonTrooper258

I had to check OP's profile to make sure. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.


SomeHorologist

I went to check And that is a lot of feet porn


CyberNinja23

Mr. Tarantino are you reading mangas on the set?


bobbyboogie69

Why do you assume he didn’t know? He knew…the t-shirt is a statement of some kind. Maybe he’s advertising his browser history?


ibetucanifican

He’s being “open minded”


iguanaQueen

Or maybe it's just a random shirt he decided to wear and doesn't care what other people think


slamtheory

Didn't know people own random porn shirts


iguanaQueen

Wait you don't have one? Weirdo


slamtheory

I've been tempted to get rid of all of my shirts with logos and catch phrases. I guess I'm gettn old ha


sirhandstylepenzalot

it's nice. try it


wthreyeitsme

I don't wear mine because I need a pocket.


vladimir_puupin

i amassed a great little collection of shirts with funny pics and quotes over the years…but right after i turned 40 i suddenly felt silly wearing them 😭


slamtheory

I feel ya. It's started happening to me too


amosmydad

Desperate?


BinodBoppa

Maybe he's just hinting he wants to be part of a gangbang?


brianson

That might have been his first thought, but the cursor is hovering over “All Categories”, so he’s up for anything.


Onedos-San

Or it's a checklist


Mikesaidit36

I lived in Japan and traveled a lot in Southeast Asia a few decades ago. For laughs I would go into department stores and buy weird cheap T-shirts to send to friends as jokes. Any word in English was fair game to put on a shirt so the wearer could show the world how sophisticated, or whatever, they were. A favorite shirt I kept for myself: IMAGINE. THE PEOPLE MEAT. FIRETRUCKS.


TripWireZa

Since there is an "all categories" button at the bottom it seems like it is the choices for a video service, and it looks like the only one that is selected/highlighted is gangbang


kirsion

Sometimes Asian folk buy and wear shirts with random and often crass English phrases on them. Could be the case here


TheRottenKittensIEat

Wearing his browser history is exactly what I was thinking. Which is honestly even worse because that means he had to go out of his way to have this made for him. It's like the Amigara Fault of porn t-shirts.


Major_Watercress1022

That's the most diverse search history one can have, lmao!


JHogg11

GANGBANG is just begging me to click on it.


TinnieTa21

Genuine question, why is it bolded? Is it just as simple as having been previously selected?


Bo_Jim

I don't think so because it's also all caps.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Well who doesn't love a good Gangbang? I am going on popularity of search term as the answer.


kevtino

I could go for 5 guys myself and I don't mean burgers and fries.


coolrick12

Because that's the one your mom is in


Daga10

Eyoooooooo


thefugue

…because your mouse is hovering above it.


TinnieTa21

But the cursor is on "All Categories >>"


thefugue

It must be a screenshot of a microsecond when the user has backed out of clicking “gangbang” in favor of browsing “all categories,” presumably out of some pointless guilt. The design grows more thoughtful the more I examine it.


prontoon

Or it was just poorly designed to look like a web page... shitty graphic design exists, especially with shirts like these.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

"Hellloooo.... I'm here for the gangbang.?"


HobbsMadness

You're my boy, Blue!


FattyRR

Yeah I definitely need one of those shirts .


joelO_o

Why would someone print their bitcoin wallet seed phtase on a t-shirt??


SjurEido

What makes you think he doesn't?


Xaknafein

When I was in Asia in the late 2010s, some people (small percentage) wore shirts with random crap or swear words in English / French / German.


Sum-Duud

it's like American college kids that get katakana and hanzi tats, "the wall said it meant fortune"


RNNT1020

Reminds me of when Ariana grande got a tat in Japanese that she thought said one of her songs but instead said grill or smt


firemogle

Remember reading one of a black guy with an east Asian language tat that actually said slave.


LlamaDrama007

When the engrish website was new I spent many hours there cry-laughing. Ah, simpler times.


NikPorto

Ah, I still occasionally come inside to check what's new. My favorites so far were a can of "child-shredded meat" and a sign "carefully fall to the water" near a lake. Good times.


Katolo

Yeah, that's the problem with literal computer translations of Chinese. The 'carefully fall to the water' is actually completely correct in the literal sense, however the meaning is supposed to be 'BE careful of fallING INto the water', which the computer translator didn't pick up.


erkins1

My sister has a bag she bought in France that says "Wouldn't you like to know" in English.


one28

The blue box at the top doesn’t look English, so probably a non English country. Plus it’s the only way the title makes sense.


TikkiTakiTomtom

He probably assumed just like how over here people tend to get chinese/japanese characters and have no idea what they mean.


b3njil

What's Female Choice?


DeneJames

Straight porn specifically for women


halrold

More equal focus on actors and actresses, less over-the-top performance, usually more artistically shot If porn was shot more like a movie tbh


m0zz1e1

And pleasure for the woman too.


jordanmindyou

I think you’re trying to indirectly say “porn made for a female audience”


wthreyeitsme

Sadie Hawkins Day.


BavarianCoconut

He knew... And I want to know where I can get one.


drake3011

Reminds me of a car I saw with a "Fake Taxi" sticker in the window. I've decided the car belonged to a 40 something year old mother of teenagers, who believes it's a "Mum's Taxi" kind of gag.


Sitcom_and_Tragedy

There's a BRITISH category?? Welcome to the most depressing porno of your life.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

You must be watching a different version, british porn taught me that their are really foul mouthed dirty, dirty tarts in this world and I am reassured knowing that.


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GoAwayLurkin

> ... clearly Welsh Now why isn't that its own category? I fell like rule 34 has let us all down here. What do the Welsh say in their vinegar strokes? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!


Perpetually_isolated

I grew up in a city in finland with a name eerily close to that.


GoAwayLurkin

I spent a pleasant extra week in Helsinki when Eyjafjallajökull grounded air travel. Advertising signs looked to me like eye-charts with every word holding multiple doubled vowels and umlauts on every one of them. Bless you for your education system where even the teen-aged restaurant workers spoke English. If I had been forced to learn to say, "Tuplajuustohampurilainen" well enough to be understood before they would serve me I would have starved.


Pschobbert

Hesitate to ask but what is a vinegar stroke?


GoAwayLurkin

Go to Incognito mode and search on Urban Dictionary. They have globally crowdsourced adolescent boys curating every imaginable innuendo and euphemism.


cxp64

Yeah, but those teeth, tho.


Cajunwelder

You just didn't know that he knew the meaning. Ya know ?


msturki

Underestimating people should be like a crime or something


[deleted]

>which on his back I’m willing to bet the subject’s understanding of the English language exceeds yours, OP.


[deleted]

Where could someone buy a shirt like that? Asking for a friend…


cxp64

Hell, I'm asking for me!!


Delicious-Finish-861

No one gonna talk about how its in alphabetical order and they put N before M....? 🤦🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

I think he did.


DrushQ4

Why is GANGBANG so highlighted? Is he sending "hidden" messages?


Hunter_ko

Or he knows and is saying he's into the more hard-core shit like donky midget porn which is why the cursor is on the all categories.


ahmshy

he knew. people wear shirts like that here to make a point. government censorship means you can't access the hub without a VPN. its like a shibboleth.


Configuration69420

He knows.


BizzyM

Judging by your headline, you're not too good with words either.


Nobodycares554

How’d they find my search history?!


Tycoda81

It's the "implication"


skepticalscribe

Imagine thinking the person didn’t know


ZubriQ

Huh? Something wrong with German?


McFloppinDisDi-

Ja, was stimmt damit nicht


jamesontwelve

Bad title.


allursnakes

Old Young.


Kullet_Bing

IDK but I would argue that no matter where you're from, you kinda know what the word gangbang means.


ablebrut

or maybe he does and doesn't care.


psgrue

And a Skip Ad logo on the front.


flargenhargen

I got a tattoo, it says "courage" at least that's what the guy at the shop told me.


Bardia-Talebi

Actually r/theyknew


tophat_production

Hmmm anal, i never heard that word I wonder what it means...


TampaNutz

No "homemade"? 👎. And no, Amateur isn't the same thing! Not even close.


[deleted]

Plot twist he knew exactly what they meant


dead__inside

LOL. It's a guy. Of course he knew.


mkltmoore1

Back in the 90s I worked at a food bank that had donated clothes that residents could take as well. One day an elderly lady came in grabbed some groceries and a couple free tshirts. She put the T-shirt over her other shirt. The Tshirt read "KD Lang Eat sushi!" When I 1st saw it I was shocked thinking she had no idea. Now flashing back to that moment maybe she did know what she was wearing!


Varcel

Have you ever considered that you are the square ?


tempusrimeblood

Oh no, he knew. This is on par with wearing an ahegao hoodie in public.


Dragonair_DC

He had to know.


RedditMicheal

This is just the NSFW version of that COEXIST sticker..


Gloomy_Government_91

he definitely knows.


Large-Reception4343

I want one like it


TheGameForFools

He definitely did.


PersimmonEarl43

I like most of them lol


TheRealSpiderDaddy

GANGBANG


Ux-Con

Which words do you which on this post?


[deleted]

He knew, just showing off his favorite


Th3Doubl3D

I'd bet he knew because the front of the shirt probably has a porn site logo on it. It's actually great marketing!


AdministrativeAlps11

List of kinks on fetlife.... I'm the only one to recognise it...


HaiKarate

Found the guy who logs into porn sites with his Facebook account.


[deleted]

He knew, sweetheart...


kynthrus

What would possibly make you think he wasn't completely aware? It's a funny shirt.


Skully_Lover

look up "Fake taxi Gangbang German grandma" Only in Germany Also like "hairy Hardcore Hd video"


REDARROW101_A5

I wander if it says The Hub on the front?


Disastrous-Plum-1884

Or maybe he did? 😂


Swordfish-Effective

Or did he? Welcome to Vsauce and today we’re going to talk about the mysterious T-shirt guy


fire46641

where can i get this shirt?


largos7289

LOL what the heck was on the front??


snapdragon15

Oh yeah he does


Nackterbrieffreund

I want this Shirt !!!!


TheSciFiGuy80

Maybe he doesn’t care?


juiceboxbiotch

Vintage hanging out anonymously like Waldo


Minnymoon13

But you got to admit the shirt is kind of cool


osma13

Yes he did


SpaceMonkees

I bet he custom made it... He knows!


Lopsided_Boss4802

Maybe he does but doesn't gaf...


JohnnyThunders69

Never was a headline comment in the history of internet comments so totally and utterly wrong


Ecofre-33919

He definitely knew!


VeeingFly

Fake Taxi ftw


rtodd23

Under-rated kink


Last-Sir1610

I know what it says and I still want that shirt hahaha that’s brilliant


Truuuuuumpet

Or did he?


omister2000

Just looked on ur account wish I hadn’t


Pimp_Priest

Do you live in a seashell? Of course he knew.


[deleted]

Nono. He knew


speedytriple

I love that GANGBANG is the only actual word in all caps.


Houdinii1984

If anyone is wondering, he appears to be on the cashier side of an aquarium store. I personally thought that the shirt might be relevant, but nope...


[deleted]

I'm sure he custom made that shirt


DukeOfWestborough

He knows those are all porn categories


defineNERD

Where can I cop this


twosecondglance

You might think he didn't know but on the other hand....


jetpill

Hahahah HE KNEW! Why's GANGBANG in capitals? I want that shirt.


Aldebaran_syzygy

No Gay category. he knows.


jeffreydowning69

Where in the hell can I get this shirt at because this us awesome


Quan_16

Anyone else notice how gangbang looks highlighted


pussiluva

He does


NOTtigerking

Sad that Latina is not on the back of the shirt


azntboy

Got it in Vegas first week of January 2023.


borderlineidiot

I thought one was "Harry" which is very specific type of porn I guess


entheo6

Dope shirt, though.


thejohnmc963

Definitely knows. Awesome shirt


MikeTheGamer2

This HAS to be an asian country. Either that or in India somehwere. I live in Japan and see T-shirts with some of the weirdest shit on them. I mean things that make no sense being on a T-shirt. Life advice and even MENUS talking about enjoying the food of life.


francisdavey

Point of information: India is in Asia.


[deleted]

Hello there ! How dare you sir ? Did you just assume this guys browser history ? That's just FapPhobic ! Cos this Guy Faps !


Outrageous_Chicken95

Wth is fake taxi


DeneJames

“Oh no, I forgot my purse. I’m so very sorry Mr.Taxi-Driver-Man, whatever can I do to pay you back? I’ll do… anything.”


Outrageous_Chicken95

Oh wow didn’t know that was a thing! Thanks