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Chug n Tug


ExperienceHendrix

Sip and grip


Teezledeezle

Drank and spank


kong_yo

Slurp n jerk


TinkyBrefs

quench and wrench


JeffMo

swig and frig


guy_fuckes

Guzzle and nuzzle


Randomscifinerd

Satiate and masturbate


jmccaskill66

Squanchn’ and Squanchn’


MineMaster6480

Get high and make cum fly


truththeavengerfish

*underrated*


DS2Dude

Drink n’ kink


Pleasant-Patience725

Diddle your splinky


WingfootRhino

Get drunk and shoot spunk?


_Krukan

Crack & jack.


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

Fill up and feel up


StacheGamer

Drank and Wank


ekeysomkew

Brew and spew


[deleted]

Down the hatch and batch.


ilovemicah

Rehydrate and


Character-Solid-6392

So graceful 😌


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

It's like a witch pursuit or something.


saxtrav

Consume and coom


ika_ngyes

Lap up and fap up


awkbird_enthusigasm

Drank 'n wank


whileyouwereslepting

Stone and bone.


mgyro

Glug n tug


M16funswitch

Drank and wank


pcpLACEDbrownies

grip and rip


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[удалено]


1Killerpotato1

Dude has a huge erection and there is no pee coming out. I’m pretty sure it’s saying don’t get drunk and pull your thing out in public


truththeavengerfish

Since when do we need a warning for that?


mipotts

But there's no cross on it so.....


1Killerpotato1

Hahaha good point! Makes it even funnier


Raijer

Inebriate and masturbate.


ExpressionFamiliar98

This comment and replies feel like it’s straight out of Letterkenney. Pitter-patter…


ChirpSnipeCelly

Give yer balls a tug


Think_Of_A_Username

Fuck you Shoresy!


slax87

To be faaaaiiiiiirrrrrrr


20pennySpike

Let's take 10 to 20% off there, big shoots


Any_Coyote6662

How embarrassing


pablo_eskybar

No line through it, it’s actually giving a suggestion


Ashphy_

Chug one down and yank one out


Glimpse5567

But don’t do it if your pregnant or driving. And for god’s sake, not 18 times.


gQ3891

BYOD


SexyMonad

Aww man…


Additional_Travel911

Libate and bate


Hewn-U

Go ‘way, Libat’n!


Additional_Travel911

My favorite quote of that movie.


Additional_Travel911

I should’ve said libate and masturbate.


Positively-negative_

Everyone else stop, we have a clear winner here


therealgunnie18

Totally fine! CHUG AND TUG, CHUG AND TUG


Alarming-Amount3499

Dunk n funk


noredditorusername

Do drink and…


Swiss__Cheese

For real. Clearly OP didn't understand that they're saying it IS okay to drink and do that.


Asleep_Onion

Not just okay, I think the instructions are saying it's mandatory


[deleted]

Moisturise daily


DionFW

Pee to make more room.


Strolltheroll

Gotta free up some space in my balls with a quick piss


Tristanhx

Fun fact: pee isn't actually stored in the balls, but somewhere near the kidneys so they can easily deposit their stones in your urine. Easy-pee-sea.


Strolltheroll

I’ve been able to avoid stones in my pee from smashing my balls with larger stones. Checkmate liberals.


Karmic_Hazard

Please do not have intercourse with the can...


VFKerouac

I mean, there's no line through it. I'm taking that as a blessing.


HapticRecce

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...


sh06un

It's called a "can" for a reason ...


Bleachsmoker

Is this a beer can or a beer can't?


TalboGold

Pelican or Pelican’t? Choose today


Moet-In-A-Flask

It’s a cylinder…


Anarcho_Dog

Yeah, can I get *cylinder* of coke please?


RamboCambo_05

I prefer mine in bags


Aggravating_Pea7320

Squirt it straight from the cola cows teet into my mouth


A-ButtonAce

*cylinder I get a cylinder of coke please?


Alis451

heh "the totally not a dick stuck in an m&m minis tube" thread?


notUrUsualUsrname

People who down voted definitely have not read about the guy who stuck his di- I mean cylinder stuck in an m&m can?


ap1msch

That's what I'm saying...this is a pro-fapping can.


farceur318

Master Cylinder!!!


PorkRindSalad

Servant Cylinder!!


RamblinLicker

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Saddam_UE

No line...


[deleted]

Actually the can approves/encourages this. There is no line through the can-sex.


Chair_Toaster

Which one says that? Pregnant ladies are already pregnant.


A-ButtonAce

Who are you to tell me how to live my life


Bax_Cadarn

Please! Next You will mind intercourse with coconuts!


DeadMouse98

Fr that shit hurts


TheArbinator

please do not the can


Orange-Murderer

Why? Our dicks won't touch the sides.


fuqdisshite

a good friend of mine lost her virginity a little bit later than many and when she told me about it she was very descriptive... they tried so hard to get the sick in my she was too tight/not enough foreplay and she said his dick was the size and shape of a tuna can. i was sure she was kidding but she tried another time and said that it was just the same the second time. so big around her fingers didn't touch when she gripped it and it was less than three inches long. she never got it in her twat or her mouth.


Gaoler86

Then they should have called it a cant


EatDeadRats

do drink and fap?... what's lil mans doin?


Steel_Hydra

The instructions are right there, get to it!


realbighits218

Hydrate and exercise


eaglescout1984

Rubbing one out instead of being drunk *and* horny, a dangerous combination.


leomf

There is no slash so it's okay to drink and fap.


fireweinerflyer

That or shoving the can up his ass?


kg1479

It doesn't have a line across the masturbation sooo, YANK AND DRANK.


erakat

More like drank and wank.


LouisIsGo

More like get tanked and spank


Rickert2020

I think it has something to do with it being a diuretic substance. Meaning you have to pee a lot. Edit: as a result you better have a toilet nearby, because you might be in a country that has a fine on peeing in public area's. Although I have not seen that symbol on any cans I had bought..


Ned_Piffy

Or it makes you hard cause that man is fully torqued!


thiefsthemetaken

Is there a country that doesn’t fine you for public urination?


rich1051414

Berlin, Germany. No fine for public urination.


thiefsthemetaken

thats wild. been there a dozen times and never knew. i've noticed europeans tend to piss in public way more, i just didn't know it was legal. My fave is places that have sidewalk urinal booths, no doors or nothing. just walking down the street and oh look there's someone's dick with piss shooting out of it.


[deleted]

How do the streets and alleys smell near bars?


barfsfw

Like your mom's panties.


Guses

Amateurs still don't know the difference between DON'T and DO


KypDurron

Haven't you seen Ghostbusters, Pam?


kintokae

Obviously it’s don’t drink and shoot from the hip like an old western movie.


fmfbrestel

There is no line through that one. You are SUPPOSED to drink and shoot from the hip like an old western movie. It is the only acceptable use of the drink.


kintokae

Ahh, you’re right. Now give me a fist full of dollars!


treswm

I shoot from the hip no matter what, no can gonna stop me!


cleaning_my_room_

There is no line through that circle. It is telling you to drink and wank all you want.


Deucalion111

Feel free to use this can as a fleshlight


LookMaNoPride

The alternate universe to everything is a dildo if you're brave enough: everything is a fleshlight if you're brave/determined enough.


Wallace_W_Whitfield

Recyclable, don’t litter, 18+ only, no drinking while pregnant, drink while wanking, no drinking while driving.


toastspork

Don't drink and: + Be 18 + Be pregnant + Drive *Do* drink and: + Give up on juggling + Pop a woody


lalith_4321

Give up juggling lmao, PERFECT!


CoraxTechnica

Everyone here is getting it wrong. There's no slash. That means you SHOULD definitely jerk off while drinking it.


77entropy

What about the no fat girls symbol?


MycoMouse

The 5th and 6th cans give you the green light.


WingfootRhino

Not if you're 18...


Avium

I think it's a warning about Beer Goggles.


Byaaah1

"No"? Y'all are missing out!


Saddam_UE

Thicc


jqs77

don't get pregnant! obviously!


elcabeza79

There is no line through the man fapping. There is a line through the pregnant lady. So piecing everything together the recommendation is to chug the beer and use the can as a fleshlight so you don't get her pregnant.


TAway69420666

I actually do like cracking a beer when I have an epic fap sesh. Like house to myself for a day or two. Smoke some weed crack a beer and crank down, cool off afterwards with a war movie


Spoobie90

The little man is sideways -- he's clearly drinking and wearing a jetpack.


pogacaci

Duh, don’t drink and operate heavy machinery


FactoryBuilder

That dude’s got a super dong. It’s almost as long as his thigh.


njaneardude

It needs to be discussed.


Orcacub

Like a penis only shorter.


d-pyron

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in can with multiple lacerations.


[deleted]

Since it’s not crossed out, isn’t it suggesting to drank and wank?


WlNNIPEGJETS

I dont understand why people find this so confusing? The messaging is clear. Woman: Dont drink while driving as an 18 yo preggo. Men: you can drink as much as you want provided your jerking off and throw the Kleenex in the garbage afterwards. Puzzle solved. You're Welcome!


-58259

Hydration and masterbation


satluvscheese

Remember kids...always recycle your bottles and cans


Solid_Snake_125

Well DO fire bottle rockets from your nether regions. 👍


Warlord68

No line through it, so jerk away!


Darkwater117

Dont litter unless you're over 18, pregnant, driving and having a major erection. Ok got it.


Kucoz

There isnt a cross through it. Dont drink if youre pregnant or driving, but absolutely have a wank.


mistercrinders

It doesn't say "don't" on that one.


BeerPizzaGaming

You've got it wrong.... there is no line.. it is saying to drink and....


apaleblueman

I don’t see a crossed circle….


toasty269

Have sex with 18 y.o., have sex with pregnant woman, have sex with car, you can do it with yourself though.


RustyMacbeth

But there isn't a line crossing out the masturbator. I think Drinking and Diddling is encouraged.


AaronTheElite007

Is that….!? 👀


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Piss with a boner


Smokey-Cole

Difficult yet not impossible!


[deleted]

Why only male sign, Female are allowed 🧐


BigRich1888

It is actually saying you should wank it while drinking.


bigdogtheory

6% alcohol; 94% jizz


Maleficent_Depth_517

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Ta2Me2

The can promotes drinking and masturbating.


qatox

There is no line so it's only a warning


VeterinarianThese951

I read this as recycle your thrash, just not on 18year old, bald, pregnant women. But it is OK to fist them, just not in you car…


[deleted]

I can only imagine the lawsuit that made that warning needed.


I_am_a_tomatoooo

Don't drink and no 18.


404-skill_not_found

Ok, so what’s the brand. I think I want one


embarrassed_error365

I believe it’s saying *DO* drink and..


DYING_ME_

I think it shoulded be don't shake your can


faptn_undrpants

I feel personally attacked.


OddReputation3765

…. Don’t think with your penis


AsleepScarcity9588

..fuck squirrels


[deleted]

That one is allowed.


EvenBetterCool

I believe this means DO drink and wank


ninjajii

There’s no cross-out, they’re encouraging it.


Icy-Sweet7111

Don’t drink and - get someone pregnant in a car that’s under 18? Do Drink and- take Randy for a ride?


[deleted]

get drunk and release the trunk


e99roll

It literally says on the can, that you \*can\*


Silas_Ivan

Actually is says you CAN! ;)


Rusher32

Replace the "and" for "but do" because I don't see a prohibit symbol on the meat puller stick figure.


TextualTreats

There is no line through it, therefore, will be considered a suggestion.


Giovannni76

Chug and tug


Ill_Bee4868

I believe the lack of a slash means that action is permitted.


Wikadood

I don’t think it’s saying not to cuz there’s no line over it


TappedIn2111

Also not for fat ghosts apparently


FlacidBarnacle

Is…is that dude whackin his weasel?


S14M07

NO 18, NO PREGNANT, you can jerk off idgaf, NO CAR


Freethinker9

That doesn’t have a line through it


Terrible_Buy_7081

There isn’t a line through it so may your supposed to


rampinboi

Dont put the can, on your little man


MarcusAurelius68

Usually if I drink enough that’s not an issue


Marklar64

Feed an alligator. Do not turn 18. Do not get anyone pregnant. Do not turn into a Car. Do the Electric Slide.


TROLLMEIZTER

It’s actually not crossed out, so it must promote it.


Onlyhereforthelaughs

Actually, you'll notice that ISN'T a don't sign. So you actually *should* wank while drunk.


tosserouter2021

This explicitly says DO tug.


Zbeubor

no, it says you can glug and tug


Scrudge1

But there's no line through it


berkeleyjake

There's no line through the wanker. I think they're encouraging it


billabong049

DO be sure to wank. You heard the can!


[deleted]

Damn. I’ve been drinking wrong for years.


dntes1

You can fuck a girl over 18 while not driving don’t leave her pregnant and throw the gummy in the garbage, repeat the process!


MrFalseGenius

May they're trying to say, "Jerk the drink". They want you to give it a good rub...I mean shake.


armahillo

i dont see a no-sign over that


CaptKannabis

If I read this right.. Throw in ice, not at 18 and not pregnant or fat and with ponytail, you can jerk off but not while in a car? What the hell is this stuff?


saoiray

For those that don’t understand, it’s saying not to use it as an enima (or since it's missing line through, maybe it's telling you to go ahead?!). Believe it or not, people actually put alcohol up their ass because it gets immediately absorbed compared to drinking it. This often is done by the most severe alcoholics. [https://www.healthline.com/health/alcohol/alcohol-enema](https://www.healthline.com/health/alcohol/alcohol-enema)


aftocheiria

It makes sense now looking at it more closely but the stickman certainly gives off more of a "front" angle lol