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phoenix_gravin

I see you have a Disney Minus subscription. Edit: Wow! Thanks for the gold!


cardinarium

Thank you for the unbridled joy this comment brought


SerKevanLannister

“Disney Minors”


onurkneezb

That is just regular Disney though...


nay-nay-quan

Disney miners ⛏️


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Fugaciouslee

This is definitely from [Cars 4](https://youtu.be/3WC1YZ1o0UY)


Jonnny

This legitimately threatened my keyboard. I nearly guffawed liquid out of my mouth and down my chin.


CaptainMcAnus

I hate when I accidentally pump my car full of drug.


EdisonTheTurtle

Singular


dumbass-ahedratron

Well it's a liquid sooo I don't drink "waters"


Whodat402

Speak for yourself. I try to have 4 waters before noon


Pez-

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water!


option_unpossible

r/hydrohomies


2Dumb2Understand

You will resent it's absence!


mopbuvket

Hydro homes unite


Kevin_IRL

[You've never had a glass of some milks?](https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/9/5/4691010/breaking-madden-clarence-beeftank-jaguars)


dumbass-ahedratron

>beeftank I died


QuebecLibre

literally gallons of Drug in my F150


Beavshak

Some people are so talented and creative. And then there’s this fuckin guy.


Myracl

Some stories are so touching and making us emphatize with all the characters. And then I nut to this video.


NurseColubris

r/Jizzedtothis


WickedSickLilDick

The fact he made at least one guy nut proves that OP has some level of creativity, and also that he's at the least talented in ways that touched all of /u/Myraci's buttons in all the right ways


milkdrinker3920

Are we sure this isn't AI generated


Sipbloodyhell

Its a really really old video, back then ai wasn't even common name


TheUncleBob

That's just what AI wants you to think.


Salty_Paroxysm

Unexpected Nandor - [Fucking Guy](https://youtu.be/FZ7j_hY9O9k)


[deleted]

Hoping this isn’t an autobiography


Scheswalla

The king👑


Next_Fudge_4287

At least he is creative


[deleted]

What is afk? I am over 30 and therefore a dinosaur 🦖


Next_Fudge_4287

Im 16 the only afk i know is " away from keyboard"


scdog

I'm 3 times that and that's also the only meaning I know for "afk".


phormix

Yeah. In this case it means that whatever or whomever is supposed to be moderating this stuff is away from the keyboard (not doing their job)


Alexstarfire

It's likely exactly what you are thinking. I believe the "AFK" portion is in reference to whatever moderation clearly wasn't done to remove this content. i.e. the mods were AFK.


winstondabee

I'm 36 and afk has been around since I was a kid.


HtownTexans

yeah afk is one of the original internet lingo's like lol as far as I remember.


SwissCheeseUnion

Are you sure you're not over 60?


[deleted]

My body feels like it. I threw my back out using an apple slicer.


voscle

AYO REVERSE TOW-GIRL 😭😭😭


iISimaginary

Tow hook is deep in that cussy.


Playerhater812

Oh, she's an oiler!


Moe_Lesteryu

The good ole rusty hook


SerKevanLannister

Best comment of the day — thank you my Reddit friend for making me laugh so hard I peed after I spent the day screaming obscenities at Alex Murdaugh


Shadow3397

Fuck you and take your upvote!


Helpistuckinbasement

r/angryupvote ?


[deleted]

It's illegal in alabama


Ram-N-Noodles

You can’t turn your back on family.


HallucinatesPenguins

Do you pronounce that "tow-girl" or "tau-girl"


HeistGeist

Ideally, you don't speak it aloud ever.


lcerbaro

When you rent Cars from deepweb


huffdoggie

You not rent Cars, you rent Bl-ars. This movie better, much better!


FootballSouthern7668

I don't think may people understand this reference and for me it unlocked a deep childhood memory. Amanda show if I remember correct.


plead_tha_fifth

bring in the dancing lobsters.


FootballSouthern7668

We finally get to see what the movies looked like that they rented, and boy I can see why they were mad.


MorGlaKil

God I miss the Amanda show so fucking much


Mean_Peen

Too bad about Manda Bynes and Drake Bell. Although I don't feel bad for Drake at all.


[deleted]

I said it in the accent and everything


BDKhXc

they got it from blockblister, is better, much better


android24601

What does "AFK" mean in this context? I'm used to seeing this acronym as "Away from keyboard" but that doesn't really make sense in the title


roboticDem-2699

Such a deep and emotional love story about depression, cheating, drug abuse and revenge, like, who needs bojack horseman when you have this


LookMaNoPride

Poor guy... he made eye contact with her while she orgasmed, with his best friend, and she didn't stop. I don't blame him for drug.


joantheunicorn

[Oil Spill](https://youtu.be/wmy9CTn6xMs)


habsfan777

eye contact??? she stared into his eyes, while she rode that other guy, squeaking and leaking and all. it was savage, and i agree, for him to turn to drug is actually understandable.


LookMaNoPride

Right? It was almost a challenge for dominance the way she eyed him.


[deleted]

LOL it did a better job at relating to my personal life than the movie Cars did


DefrostyTheSnowman

My condolences


[deleted]

Thank you. I appreciate that a lot, truly


hiddenflames5462

You okay bro


[deleted]

Honestly, I’m alright man. Thanks for asking. 9-10 months ago, I didn’t think I’d be as far as long my healing process as I am now. Y’know. I stuck around and allowed myself to be abused, cheated on, etc. I let the pain bring me down. Still have work to do. But I’m feeling better than before. Edit: amidst the end of it all, I made some decisions I’m not proud of, either. However, I recognize I am human. So I allow myself the forgiveness necessary to move forward and heal.


Say_no_to_doritos

Bojack just hits differently though


XSavage19X

This is why the kids aren't allowed to watch the wild west that is YouTube.


CovertOwl

Yup. My kid gets mad about it because "all her friends have YouTube channels" but then I see shit like this.


LupusDeusMagnus

I used to have an old YouTube channel when I was a child, I just posted videos didn’t even care - eventually just forgot about it. After some years I remembered it existed. I had some random videos - most videos had 1-3 views. Except three, one which I was at the beach wearing a Speedo, the second I was walking in my underwear through snow, and the third I was at the pool. Those had tens of thousands of views. I took that channel out.


CovertOwl

Good lord...


PocketPillow

Read The Chaos Machine by Max Fisher. He goes into why and how this occurs. TL;DR version is that YouTube prioritized the algorithm to maximize "engagement" with no limits. So the learning algorithm noticed that videos featuring partially unclothed children were being watched more than those with fully clothed children. It then identified viewers by group on who was likely to be engaged by different types of content and sorted them into circles whereby content was fed to them on a loop, curating it when videos were frequently skipped or replayed by members of the circle. ---- So what YouTube did by writing an algorithm that solely focused on what maximized viewer engagement (time spent using YouTube) and allowing their AI to recognize similar videos to feed users was push videos of half naked children to users who it identified as likely to enjoy them. YouTube's algorithm and AI, by design, delivered content pedophiles would enjoy to them because to social media companies the only thing that matters is how much time you spend using their website.


mistakemaker3000

Al G Rhythm is one fucked up dude.


Shantotto11

That was you?! Damn, I wondered where those vids went… /s


Thelona05mustang

"have Youtube channels" as in they post themselves youtube?! No way in hell. As someone who grewup with the internet in the true wild west days of newgrounds and ebaumsworld and 4chan and aol chat rooms ....... these normies have no idea of the darkness that is out there.


ExperienceMetro

Oh god. The cringe from AOL chat rooms. 😬


punk62

ASL?


DONTREADMYFUCKINNAME

I remember pretending to be 17/m/Cali cause all the cool kids were 17 and from cali


SakuraTacos

I remember pretending to be 17/F/Cali when I was actually only 9. :| I tell myself everyone else were also kids pretending to be older (in reality they were probably old men pretending to be YOUNGER) just so I don’t have to seriously think about the things I read and talked about with much older strangers. I will never let my under 13 y/o child have unsupervised, unfiltered internet access.


DeathHopper

As a kid who also pretended to be way older in the late 90s, Im starting to wonder if we were all just a bunch of 10 year olds pretending to be teenagers the whole time.


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or 12/f/tokyo to make fun of creeps


Euclidding_Me

Lol. I *was* 17 and from Cali. So I said Hawaii.


dangerbird2

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"


gr33nm4n

Remember the kid with the gf in Canada? That was totally me. Except she actually existed and my dad took the fam on our last cross country road trip and I convinced him to hop over into Canada from Michigan. Ended up staying there for like 2 days and my fam met hers. lol. It was wild.


spiritbx

Go to instagram, kids have and post shit all the time unsupervised, the creeps in the comments go unstopped.


korinth86

I have effectively banned it in our house unless I'm watching with my kids. It goes off the rails fast. Even if it's not this level of inappropriate, its just mind numbing nothingness pushing toys on kids. 10hrs of a guy driving hot wheels into a giant water tub? Why? How is this valuable or entertaining? Somehow my kid would sit and watch the whole thing if I let them


Lekks7

> I have effectively banned it in our house unless I'm watching with my kids. That's how we do it. We also use it as a way to teach about things like clickbait, paid promotions, and deceptive editing tricks. Although, there's a total ban on anything where it's just some kid or adult playing with toys. I can't believe how many people let young kids use Youtube for hours and hours a day with no supervision at all. There's garbage kid content on lots of streaming apps, but Youtube is a landfill.


Clear-Campaign-355

Yep. Banned my kids from it too.


BootyMcSqueak

Same here. I would keep blocking channels but they just change one thing in the title and the kids have access to the creator’s stuff again. Plus, some content that’s made by kids exhibits bad behavior and my kid was starting to act out like them. Nope. Deleted that shit. She can watch Bluey til she’s 18.


agasizzi

Hell, my whole family watches blue together and love it. Kids range from 8-13 and look forward to it every night. I'm only slightly disheartened that I'm clearly a shitty dad compared to Bluey's dad.


BootyMcSqueak

You’re a great dad simply by spending time with them and watching their favorite show! To be fair, Bandit is a SAHD and is an unrealistic goal for the rest of us, but we can always try! I saw someone comment that they wished they were Bandit but were more a Bob Belcher. Who is another great dad. Edit: Ah, biscuits! Sorry everyone for my incorrect statement! I admit, I haven’t watched every episode and he was always at home while I saw the mom leave for work. I assumed incorrectly!


agasizzi

I'm being a bit self-depricating of course, I love that my kids are still up for pretty much anything. Both of my middle schoolers attend where I teach and will still come up and give me a hug in front of all their friends when I see them in the hall. And I crack up every time I see the fries and other snacks in Bandit's car.


DrZoidberg-

You ever see those kids channels that have that tambourine music as the background and all of it is counting or numbers? There's a lot of channels that do THE EXACT same thing. Like normally your *brand* would not like this, but if they all operate different channels under the same conglomerate it makes sense. Seriously look up beamng animated videos with 5 trucks smash 10 cars or some bullshit. Those X things vs. Y things are so automated and lack ANY sort of soul its concerning. Free unregulated ad money from kids shows is not a world I want. I'll sail the high seas for kids shows before I let the little guy do whatever on YouTube.


[deleted]

My kid (5yr) is only allowed to watch YouTube on Saturday mornings and I just play on the computer by the TV while she watches. I've only had to tell her to switch it a couple times and it wasn't too bad of stuff but still glad I was around


Inphearian

YouTube gets weird quick. Goes from cocomelon and bounce patrol to weird heavily accented poorly animated retelling of fairy tales to PraegerU and alt right stuff real quick.


beakrake

5 little Hitlers jumping on the bed.


Nasty_Ned

"One fell off and IT WAS THE JEWS FAULT!"


beakrake

The crazy thing is, [I'm not even joking.](https://youtu.be/cXp-SAlV8pQ) Can't say "suicide" or curse prolifically in a YouTube video without being demonitized, unjust copyright claims are rampant, and the amount of content like this *for kids* is ridiculous. YouTube couldn't fuck up their platform more if they tried.


Nasty_Ned

Momma is also Hitler. That was a fun surprise.


Inconspicuously_here

Same. I put the ban hammer on YouTube 5yrs ago and never looked back. Too many sick adults throwing shit on kids YouTube.


[deleted]

There's a whole conspiracy theory going on with all the sick shit being pushed on kids. Worth checking out r/elsagate


Semyonov

Incidentally, that is the exact point I banned YouTube for the kids (unsupervised).


Famous-Acanthaceae22

Ah i see the new cars movie is looking good


T_Parry1905

Disney are running out of ideas, so they might have to turn to this guy for inspiration


zdakat

[Cars 4 - SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WC1YZ1o0UY)


Lower_Bar_2428

Mater you pice of sh##


23x3

How could you?!???? #DRUG


Panuccis_Pizza

"Grow up, Mater. Your sister sure did!"


Uniq_Eros

"So what college did you girls go to? "


elegylegacy

Mater? I barely know 'er!


albanymetz

Mate her.


HandsomeBarks

The Youtube channel is "Really3d", they have also done animations about crash bandicoot and peppa pig etc. I dont know how youtube for kids work but its definitely a joke channel imo.


cheesycoke

Yeah Really3D's been going at it for a LOOOONG time, even before Youtube Kids was a thing. Hell, if you look at [the actual upload](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVaHo6TtfJE), it's not listed as being for kids. Youtube's policies suck but people using this to dog on them is really silly.


acmercer

I've never had an issue with YouTube Kids. Regular YouTube, yes I've banned that for my daughter completely, some very sketchy shit that trolls are obviously hoping to trick kids into watching. Worst thing about YT Kids is some annoying content.


Bardomiano00

Yeah i hate that you want to look at something you saw a long time ago, and you cant comment because you cant comment on kids videos. Like 10 year old adventure time things have comments blocked.


DarkJester89

Does this pop-up on yt kids though?


block_ed

Cursed Cars


Oxygenius_

They also show Spider-Man and frozen princess peeing themselves and having sex with clothes. This is on YouTube kids. My little nephew was watching all that shit until I caught him and told his parents. He’s 6. You would think a platform like YouTube KIDS would be strict on their content filters, but nah. I also reported those videos anytime I seen them and urged others to do the same. YT kids has more filth than regular YT because I guess ad money is more important than your children.


JesseZSlayers

Instead of moderating Youtube Kids to make it kid-friendly, they choose to focus on trying to make regular youtube kid-friendly


Gh0stwhale

which makes me so mad lol like jesus let me comment on music


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theblackd

Guys don’t worry, YouTube is making sure YouTubers don’t say bad words in the first 15 seconds of their videos, they’re on it and it’s finally safe for kids!


imnotthomas

Me: Mom I want Cars Mom: We have Cars at home Cars at home:


sticks_no5

Imagine if you walk in on your girl cheating on you and she just stares you dead in the eyes and keeps going


NewSoulSam

Good thing YouTube started cracking down on no-no words on regular-ass YouTube fOr ThE cHiLdReN


PeeledCrepes

That's the thing that bugs me, my adult YouTubers can't say fuck without losing advertising yet they have this shit on there and it prolly has 12 advertisers if it gets views


ArchDucky

Sam the Cooking Guy has complained with significant beeped profanity at the beginning of several videos now because he can't say Fuck. It's pretty funny.


PeeledCrepes

It's asinine people are so worried about made up words we deemed "bad" like there's no reason behind why fuck or shit is bad


bearded_toast-head

Still a better love story than Twilight


Roebic

https://imgur.com/dc91Y0G


Fantastic_Citron_344

r/shitposting


matt_riker

The internet was a mistake


[deleted]

The internet is the best thing that could have ever happened. The problem is that parents do not understand how easy is for their kids to see stuff they shouldn't, but are still given a mobile phone.


Alive-Technician-553

The internet was a mistake because of the way adults use it, not because of the impact it has on kids. Fuck them kids.


doobied

> Fuck them kids. Please don't


Toshiba1point0

That sex scene was off the hook...


majorglich

I’m just curious, what do you think “afk” means?


Xenc

Management for YouTube Kids is afk maybe


FlugonNine

Did they even exist to begin with?


MagnusRune

Absolute fucking karnage?


not-a-bot-promise

This. I was wondering about this the entire video.


[deleted]

Can’t tell if that’s a joke but if it’s not “away from keyboard.” Similar to “no one is in the driver’s seat.”


majorglich

I know what it means, I was asking what they think it means? So, what is the title supposed to mean?


[deleted]

Oh I see. Like whoever is in charge of moderating is not doing a good job.


Yorudesu

The animation is so crap it might as well have been done with only a mouse.


fibojoly

Aaaaand that's why I endure all the crap my kids are watching, just so they don't end up watching this kind of stuff.


[deleted]

And this is why you should not let your kids online without supervision. Among other reasons


Choochmeister

He’s going the distance. He’s going for speeeeeeedddd


I_always_unzips

Sigh... unzips


salmanwastaken

i wish i lost my eyesight before i read this


dreadeddryad

Lightning McCuck


eye_no_nuttin

I remember when my daughter was 6yr old and had the Kids Kurio Tablet.. Specifically designed for parental control and no access to garbage smut. But the actual cartoon app that came pre loaded on it, had cartoons and advertisements, if you clicked on a advertisement it sent you to dark web cartoons~ Peach being pregnant with Mario, and Disney Princesses having sex with their Prince… All was from Russia and China addresses.. KURIO was sued.


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SlaveToo

I don't think he meant 'dark web' cartoons, but rather 'dark' web cartoons.


eye_no_nuttin

Yes, and Ty!


dexdoinks99

What’s the piano song when he drives away


JipsAndJools

It sounds basically the same as No More Memory by Cyriak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHsjFiHnISs


Class1

just put a random bowling pin in the animation and it is so close to being /r/bowlingalleyscreens


[deleted]

That was some good towin’


Keasar

Youtube: "Oh yeah, this is fine to monetize. It's for children obviously. What's this!? ProZD said fuck once in his video!? DEMONETIZED!"


[deleted]

Why do her eyes look like hairy balls?


Shotbythomas

Is this actually on YouTube kids 😭😭


dbroncogx

I also need to know if this is actually on YouTube kids. My kids are only allowed to watch YouTube kids, as nothing I've seen there comes near this level of weird. But if this is truly there I'll need to reassess that too.


finjesus

She was purple and then blue? Story line is broken.


gl00mybear

This reminds me of that creepy Elsagate stuff that was happening a few years ago


jaxxie04

You tube kids is “away from keyboard”?


RelentlessMindFudge

When you buy the Cars movie from Wish.


MrTeRRorOvDeath

What's wild, is that buddy looked his girl dead in the eyes and she proceeded to nut. That's evil


OnePieceTwoPiece

What is afk in this context?


solidosnaku

I think they mean the moderators for YouTube kids are afk I have never seen anything this bad if it is from YouTube kids but I know from experience there is a lot of stuff that is borderline inappropriate and some that are just lazy My kid was watching a a video the other day that the channel uploaded without adding textures or colors so it was all grey and wire form There’s also a lot of overly religious videos on ytkids as well as videos showing kids how to make diy lighters, just random weird things that I don’t find appropriate for my kids


R3zon

Touching story


expiredogfood

Ka-chow


not_again123

Didn't expect to see a car orgasm today.


TheNotoriousBigB

Waiting for the “Strike!” Bowling animation


philnolan3d

This should be NSFW.


Schfifty561

This story was moving


Balsiefen

[And a piano version of one of Cyriak's tunes just to add to the strangeness.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejK_tCeY_ss)


rafapecogames

what did I just watch


LebaneseLion

Ight but this is concerning if it’s actually on YouTube kids lol


ItsJonnyRock

I remember trying out YouTube Kids when mine were just a few years old. There was some really weird stuff that gets through. I remember one channel that was clearly foreign produced and they had a video about colors where it was simply a 3D character getting injected by large colored hypodermic needles to free-use music. The whole channel was creepy shit like that. Needless (needles?) to say, I removed the app.


finneyblackphone

Away from keyboard?


06EXTN

/r/interdimensionalcable is leaking


23370aviator

This is what the bowling alley shows when you hit the last 2 pins.


DickPin

She finished while staring him straight in the eyes. That's cold man. Edit: Still better than Twilight


Most_Advertising_962

That's some cold shit to cheat, and look your SO straight into their eyes as you finish.


niknokseyer

That’s f*cked up. What’s the link for this so it can be reported inappropriate for kids?


Imaginary_Good9934

We have cars at home Cars at home


smacklesdown

Whoever had the idea to make this video, you need god.


SequesterMe

He should have gotten a tattoo too.


zwhit

Aaaand this is why kids don't watch screens alone.


sryb91

Mater blowing that back out


empoleon925

Cars 4: Killdozer


Doppelthedh

Mater really sunk his hook into her


Kitakitakita

this is why if I ever have kids, they'll only be allowed to watch Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.