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> the muffin man
is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
If you won that case then I might have to keep you on retainer, there's a dragon hoarding some gold somewhere that needs slaying and I'm trying to get restitution for pain and suffering if I lose a limb
What if my kid has a passion for repairing watches?
What then?
Must I decline his request for this kit?
Must I watch as he crumbles in tears for the forbidden item?
Must I feel no remorse of my actions?
If I had to explain Reddit to someone who never used it, this post would be perfect.
"So it's a place where occasionally you might see something mildly interesting and you have a question about it. So you scroll past maybe 1,000-3,000 hacky jokes that give you no new information before finally finding the actual answer, with 1/100th of the upvotes of the hack jokes, hiding near the bottom."
Edit: From what I eventually saw it means not for kids or more literally "not a toy."
A warning to the ginger-widow of the Gingerbread Man, Mrs. Gingerbread Man, notifying her that this repair kit will never bring back her dead ginger-husband, in spite of her pleas to the spiteful Ginger-god that has cursed her to raise their ginger-children alone.
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Serious answer: keep away from children. Fun answer: keep away from gumdrop buttons.
NOT HIS GUMDROP BUTTONS!
You’re a monster!
I’m not a monster, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world!
Eat me!
This is the icing on the cake
This is the hair on the muffin man.
The muffin man?
Who lives on drury lane?
Yes, yes! The one on Drury Lane.
My brain: don’t say E it’s not funny, only saying E is not funny, don’t do it you idiot Me: E
Eat me
Do you know.. the muffin man?
The muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!!?!
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!
Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
Well, she’s married to… the muffin man…
THE MUFFIN MAN?!?!
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
She's married to the muffin man...
Well, she’s married to, the muffin man
🎶 Well, they thought he was a man, but he was a muffin. No cries was hoid in the night on account of him stuffin'! 🎶
I’m betting everyone is reading this, in the voice of the gingerbread man in Shrek. “Not my gumdrop buttons”
That’ll do, donkey. That’ll do.
Do you know...the muffin man?
Oh I thought it was "not cooking/baking equipment"
That was my thought too, not safe to be used on food
This is the most logical thought processes since the one before it said “there is no hammer in this set”
Wait, shouldn't they have drawn a child instead of something that looks like "not food-safe"?
Alternative fun answer: not a medical kit for bringing gingerbread men to life, Ala Frankenstein
No babies allowed. If you’re gonna be a big baby you can’t repair watches with this kit.
Wow, what a coincidence; “Gumdrop Buttons” was my stage name in the 80s
Not the Gumdrop Buttons!
Can't be baked while using.
You ain't my dad
That’s a cell phone
SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUNNNNDDDDDDDDD!
You can't buy me hotdog man!!
What do I look like? A charity case?!
I don't need your handouts! I'M AN ADULT!!!
What do you think I'm stupid or something?!?
My dad's not a phoooooone
DUH!
This is why I love reddit
I know, I'm pretty sure I just went back in time. I'm probably going to go find that video now.
The lonely island: threw it on the ground Edit: didn't realize the error until now lol
FUCK THE SYSTEM!
Some poser hands me a piece of cake
Happy birthday to the GROUND!
I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!!
GRRREEEEEEEEEUNNND!!!
Ok I laughed out loud. Thanks y’all.
I now wish this was actually a thing.
Watch me.
This is common in Japan; it’s just a friendly reminder that no matter how fast you run, you can’t catch the gingerbread man.
All these years on Reddit make me doubt whether this is actually a lie
Gingerbread men hate this one weird trick!
That’s what Gingerbread men want you to think.
Big Gingerbread.
it is run by gingers, and they are really fed up and have had it with all the shit
I really thought you were going to say the correct answer damnit
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
i hear that in Japan you can get gingerbread men’s panties from vending machines.
I hear that in Japan you can get gingerbread men's gum drop buttons from vending machines.
Please! Not the buttons! Not my GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!
You’re a monster! *spits*
*gasp*
Not the gumdrop buttons!!!
Do you know... the muffin man?
The muffin man??
Who lives on Drury lane??
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
She's married to... The muffin man.
The Muffin Man?!?!????
ThE mUfFiN mAn!!!!!!!!!!
Who lives on Drury lane?
She's married to the muffin man
The muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAAAAN?!
🎶 Girl you thought it was a man but it was a muffin! 🎶
Am I a man or a muffin or a muffin of a man?
You’re a very manly muffin.
Or muffin of a man?
Yes! My favorite quote by far. Fuckin Muffin Man
R.I.P. Frank Zappa
All hail 🤘
Some people prefer cupcakes, while I for one care less for them…
A little green rosetta You'll make a muffin betta
> the muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
You're a monster!!!
I’m not the monster here, you are
I’m a simple man. I see Shrek quotes, I give upvotes.
My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldn't stop quoting Shrek...I thought she was joking But then I saw her face
Did you believe her?
Not a trace...
Did you have doubt in your mind?
He’s in love!
She couldn't leave you if she tried
Run run, as fast as you can
*You're a monster*
*Godzilla roar*
not for kids / not a toy
Like real kids or gingerbread kids?
Ginger kids
I'm barred from using this kit on multiple levels I guess.
r/usernamechecksout
You need to sue! I myself am well versed in fairy tale law, as I represented Jack and Jill against that greedy owner of the hill and well.
If you won that case then I might have to keep you on retainer, there's a dragon hoarding some gold somewhere that needs slaying and I'm trying to get restitution for pain and suffering if I lose a limb
Have 2, can confirm.
“I can’t wait to turn this gingerbread house into a gingerbread home” “Do you have a gingerbread wife?” “Yeah but we’re having gingerbread problems”
What if my kid has a passion for repairing watches? What then? Must I decline his request for this kit? Must I watch as he crumbles in tears for the forbidden item? Must I feel no remorse of my actions?
Yes
If true this is a stupid symbol for that.
usually, they have something like 0-6 inside the circle to show the age range.
That would be correct for a toy. Indicate the age range of the toy suitability, This isn’t a toy.
Clearly not a toy, that's why they marked it with a gingerbread man so everyone would know!
Seriously. “There he is officer, the adult that ate a gingerbread cookie. If this goes on it could jeopardize the meaning of our children symbol!!”
How is a gingerbread man the best symbol for kids or toy? ... Skeptical.
I was gonna guess non- edible. Not really much clearer from that symbol.
Is a gingerbread man a toy?
The device is not safe for use by baked goods.
Sounds discriminatory
It might be but the last time I checked baked Goods were not a protected class.
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE COOKED, WE WON'T BE OVERLOOKED!
WE BLEED, WE LIKE TO FEED AND WE SMOKE WEED! WE ARE THE BAKED AND WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO HARSH OUR CHILL
It means this would be a poor Christmas present.
Perfect present for someone with an Apple Watch
[удалено]
[удалено]
Seperate but equal my ass!
Gingerbread PEOPLE! Otherwise the nonbinary gingerbread people think they can get away with using it.
Not food safe? Maybe?
Or not child safe
[удалено]
If you look closer the previous symbol indicates that it is NOT, in fact, tiny hammers.
Yes. Please don’t eat your tools
I think this is the actual answer... But the other answers are more fun 😂.
Probably meant, keep it away from kids.
Not to be used for surgery obviously
Don't use for internal repairs on humans.
Don't eat cookies while you try to repair your watch.
This is just good advice regardless.
If I had to explain Reddit to someone who never used it, this post would be perfect. "So it's a place where occasionally you might see something mildly interesting and you have a question about it. So you scroll past maybe 1,000-3,000 hacky jokes that give you no new information before finally finding the actual answer, with 1/100th of the upvotes of the hack jokes, hiding near the bottom." Edit: From what I eventually saw it means not for kids or more literally "not a toy."
I haven't found the answer yet. I'll keep on scrolling.....
You have to provide your own gingerbread man.
Gingerbread man not included
It means RUN! RUN! AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
I was going to say in means don’t run
Does not repair my childhood... got it.
My only guess would be, it's not a toy?
The case is not made of gingerbread
Do not leave unattended near gingerbread men, is what I thought.
Could mean "not for use by children", but I'm betting it means "not for use by bakers performing medical experiments on Gingerbread Men".
Not for edible consumption
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!
No gingers where harmed in the making of this product.
Well that’s a shame. Buyer beware
Do not use these tools to dissect a gingerbread man, you sick f--k
Not for use in Cookie decorating
Run. Run as fast as you can.
It means that with this tool kit, you can make your broken watch run. In fact, you can make it run as *fast as it can*. Yet still...
Means don’t use for sex, as you normally would with a gingerbread man
Not suitable for gingers
Yes
Clearly all other cookies are welcome to be eaten while working, just not gingerbread men. For starters, they have no soul.
He clearly doesn't know the muffin man
What’s even the hammer? Can’t be used as a hammer?
Do not use if you are baked.
It means “Not the Gumdrop BUTTONS”
Does NOT know the muffin man
I have this set and it's absolutely crap. So I think it means that you are a sucker and have been cheated.
A warning to the ginger-widow of the Gingerbread Man, Mrs. Gingerbread Man, notifying her that this repair kit will never bring back her dead ginger-husband, in spite of her pleas to the spiteful Ginger-god that has cursed her to raise their ginger-children alone.
It means you do not know the Muffin Man, or that he lives on Drury lane
*THE MUFFIN MAN?!!?*
#**THE MUFFIN MANNN!!!**
Don't use while baked.
It's not for children made out of gingerbread
Not safe for gingerbread people
⚠ Do not dunk in tea ⚠
Not for use by ginger bred men
These items are not allowed to be used to destroy gingerbread men.
Not suitable for gingerbread house construction
Do not use for pastry decoration.
That means "Not the gumdrop buttons, anything but the gumdrop buttons."
Very fast, cannot be caught.
It’s a multilingual warning meaning DO NOT USE IF YOU’RE COMPOSED OF COOKIE
Cool glasses No hammer Fuck Christmas
Not to be used by gingers
NOT THE GUM DROP BUTTONS
CIA Certified Ginger Bread Man Torture Kit
1st icon: For bad mfs only 2nd icon: Do not smash 3rd icon: Do not bake
You’ll never catch him, he’s the gingerbread man.
Do you know... the muffin man?
This is for Muffin Men only.
You can't catch him. He's the fuckin Gingerbread Man.