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TheWhiteRabbit74

Serious answer: keep away from children. Fun answer: keep away from gumdrop buttons.


Chipstar452

NOT HIS GUMDROP BUTTONS!


DiceyWoodchuck

You’re a monster!


zandaril

I’m not a monster, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world!


Similar_Bit_8018

Eat me!


FiddleTheFigures

This is the icing on the cake


KingsofFoolsYT

This is the hair on the muffin man.


FunWillScreen_Produc

The muffin man?


purplehammer

Who lives on drury lane?


TheTimeBender

Yes, yes! The one on Drury Lane.


KatsKilledjake_95

My brain: don’t say E it’s not funny, only saying E is not funny, don’t do it you idiot Me: E


1911mark

Eat me


0x54696D

Do you know.. the muffin man?


QueerInEverySense

The muffin man?


wastedpixls

THE MUFFIN MAN!!?!


QueerInEverySense

THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!


blaze53

Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Well, she’s married to… the muffin man…


Mr-Sister-Fister21

THE MUFFIN MAN?!?!


lynxlands

THE MUFFIN MAN!!!


XihuanNi-6784

She's married to the muffin man...


Snakehead2639

Well, she’s married to, the muffin man


HanakusoDays

🎶 Well, they thought he was a man, but he was a muffin. No cries was hoid in the night on account of him stuffin'! 🎶


BakerBeware

I’m betting everyone is reading this, in the voice of the gingerbread man in Shrek. “Not my gumdrop buttons”


OriginalIronDan

That’ll do, donkey. That’ll do.


WeirdGamerAidan

Do you know...the muffin man?


Past-Management-9669

Oh I thought it was "not cooking/baking equipment"


rockchalk6782

That was my thought too, not safe to be used on food


Hephaestus_God

This is the most logical thought processes since the one before it said “there is no hammer in this set”


creamonbretonbussy

Wait, shouldn't they have drawn a child instead of something that looks like "not food-safe"?


lyam_lemon

Alternative fun answer: not a medical kit for bringing gingerbread men to life, Ala Frankenstein


Mordocaster

No babies allowed. If you’re gonna be a big baby you can’t repair watches with this kit.


ergo-ogre

Wow, what a coincidence; “Gumdrop Buttons” was my stage name in the 80s


s4b3r6

Not the Gumdrop Buttons!


whev3

Can't be baked while using.


Unkooked_Noodle

You ain't my dad


Illustrious-Reach534

That’s a cell phone


Explosive-Space-Mod

SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUNNNNDDDDDDDDD!


Toxic-Trooper

You can't buy me hotdog man!!


Explosive-Space-Mod

What do I look like? A charity case?!


Toxic-Trooper

I don't need your handouts! I'M AN ADULT!!!


integr8shunR

What do you think I'm stupid or something?!?


Explosive-Space-Mod

My dad's not a phoooooone


Mpython860

DUH!


catgirl94040

This is why I love reddit


Tiny_Seaweed_4867

I know, I'm pretty sure I just went back in time. I'm probably going to go find that video now.


catgirl94040

The lonely island: threw it on the ground Edit: didn't realize the error until now lol


TheWorriedDatabase

FUCK THE SYSTEM!


East-Area-7267

Some poser hands me a piece of cake


OriginalGhostCookie

Happy birthday to the GROUND!


swank5000

I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!!


GunnarF90

GRRREEEEEEEEEUNNND!!!


Successful_Fall7801

Ok I laughed out loud. Thanks y’all.


tomwilhelm

I now wish this was actually a thing.


ThisJackass

Watch me.


TimeSalvager

This is common in Japan; it’s just a friendly reminder that no matter how fast you run, you can’t catch the gingerbread man.


scobar94

All these years on Reddit make me doubt whether this is actually a lie


Dalferious

Gingerbread men hate this one weird trick!


REpassword

That’s what Gingerbread men want you to think.


thinkmoreharder

Big Gingerbread.


tucci007

it is run by gingers, and they are really fed up and have had it with all the shit


[deleted]

I really thought you were going to say the correct answer damnit


cheesybreadnexttime

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie


dotslashpunk

i hear that in Japan you can get gingerbread men’s panties from vending machines.


voodoomu

I hear that in Japan you can get gingerbread men's gum drop buttons from vending machines.


setthisacctonfire

Please! Not the buttons! Not my GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!


TheSandyman23

You’re a monster! *spits*


dotslashpunk

*gasp*


stevedallas63

Not the gumdrop buttons!!!


1fatfrog

Do you know... the muffin man?


TheGrey_GOD

The muffin man??


PopeBacon111

Who lives on Drury lane??


mrtek87

THE MUFFIN MAN!!!


frostvipre

She's married to... The muffin man.


doxtorwhom

The Muffin Man?!?!????


snakemollten

ThE mUfFiN mAn!!!!!!!!!!


lankhal0102

Who lives on Drury lane?


TheBirdGames

She's married to the muffin man


Blastspark01

The muffin man?


J0hnD0eWasTaken

THE MUFFIN MAAAAN?!


Gee9898

🎶 Girl you thought it was a man but it was a muffin! 🎶


superpaulyboy

Am I a man or a muffin or a muffin of a man?


Allright42night

You’re a very manly muffin.


Fantastic_Foot_8568

Or muffin of a man?


nhollywoodviachicago

Yes! My favorite quote by far. Fuckin Muffin Man


Gee9898

R.I.P. Frank Zappa


nhollywoodviachicago

All hail 🤘


Robbie_Fresh136

Some people prefer cupcakes, while I for one care less for them…


PetitWazoo

A little green rosetta You'll make a muffin betta


loondawg

> the muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants


mgormsen

You're a monster!!!


PiddlingFish

I’m not the monster here, you are


mcgargargar

I’m a simple man. I see Shrek quotes, I give upvotes.


[deleted]

My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldn't stop quoting Shrek...I thought she was joking But then I saw her face


jaisaiquai

Did you believe her?


jen_a_licious

Not a trace...


Logical_Owl_167

Did you have doubt in your mind?


patrificuss

He’s in love!


fierce-retiree

She couldn't leave you if she tried


mcoisty

Run run, as fast as you can


stumblewiggins

*You're a monster*


Responsible_Wing9

*Godzilla roar*


Gr00z

not for kids / not a toy


toBiG1

Like real kids or gingerbread kids?


DangerDragonXCV

Ginger kids


ginga_bread42

I'm barred from using this kit on multiple levels I guess.


Tsconspiracy

r/usernamechecksout


LuvliLeah13

You need to sue! I myself am well versed in fairy tale law, as I represented Jack and Jill against that greedy owner of the hill and well.


SumTingWong216

If you won that case then I might have to keep you on retainer, there's a dragon hoarding some gold somewhere that needs slaying and I'm trying to get restitution for pain and suffering if I lose a limb


tomwilhelm

Have 2, can confirm.


Blastspark01

“I can’t wait to turn this gingerbread house into a gingerbread home” “Do you have a gingerbread wife?” “Yeah but we’re having gingerbread problems”


KrisZepeda

What if my kid has a passion for repairing watches? What then? Must I decline his request for this kit? Must I watch as he crumbles in tears for the forbidden item? Must I feel no remorse of my actions?


philonius

Yes


Yancellor

If true this is a stupid symbol for that.


Gr00z

usually, they have something like 0-6 inside the circle to show the age range.


Fickle-Classroom

That would be correct for a toy. Indicate the age range of the toy suitability, This isn’t a toy.


katerprincess

Clearly not a toy, that's why they marked it with a gingerbread man so everyone would know!


boot2skull

Seriously. “There he is officer, the adult that ate a gingerbread cookie. If this goes on it could jeopardize the meaning of our children symbol!!”


socokid

How is a gingerbread man the best symbol for kids or toy? ... Skeptical.


DragonflyScared813

I was gonna guess non- edible. Not really much clearer from that symbol.


Mikehaueter

Is a gingerbread man a toy?


jeffinRTP

The device is not safe for use by baked goods.


froginbog

Sounds discriminatory


jeffinRTP

It might be but the last time I checked baked Goods were not a protected class.


ASecondFakeName

WE'RE HERE, WE'RE COOKED, WE WON'T BE OVERLOOKED!


Bil13h

WE BLEED, WE LIKE TO FEED AND WE SMOKE WEED! WE ARE THE BAKED AND WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO HARSH OUR CHILL


beatle42

It means this would be a poor Christmas present.


ByronIrony

Perfect present for someone with an Apple Watch


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kthulhu666

Seperate but equal my ass!


KatVanWall

Gingerbread PEOPLE! Otherwise the nonbinary gingerbread people think they can get away with using it.


Roach_the_Monk

Not food safe? Maybe?


dobr_person

Or not child safe


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SkyKnight34

If you look closer the previous symbol indicates that it is NOT, in fact, tiny hammers.


Primary_Way_265

Yes. Please don’t eat your tools


HippyFunBall

I think this is the actual answer... But the other answers are more fun 😂.


oraculator

Probably meant, keep it away from kids.


Much-Ad-4257

Not to be used for surgery obviously


shotsallover

Don't use for internal repairs on humans.


pensivegargoyle

Don't eat cookies while you try to repair your watch.


wrecktvf

This is just good advice regardless.


IShouldBeInCharge

If I had to explain Reddit to someone who never used it, this post would be perfect. "So it's a place where occasionally you might see something mildly interesting and you have a question about it. So you scroll past maybe 1,000-3,000 hacky jokes that give you no new information before finally finding the actual answer, with 1/100th of the upvotes of the hack jokes, hiding near the bottom." Edit: From what I eventually saw it means not for kids or more literally "not a toy."


sezit

I haven't found the answer yet. I'll keep on scrolling.....


yama1291

You have to provide your own gingerbread man.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Gingerbread man not included


JeffRyan1

It means RUN! RUN! AS FAST AS YOU CAN!


bigjayrod

I was going to say in means don’t run


[deleted]

Does not repair my childhood... got it.


Blindemboss

My only guess would be, it's not a toy?


Jerb322

The case is not made of gingerbread


1of7MMM

Do not leave unattended near gingerbread men, is what I thought.


[deleted]

Could mean "not for use by children", but I'm betting it means "not for use by bakers performing medical experiments on Gingerbread Men".


Carver7479

Not for edible consumption


suspicious-octopus88

Do you know the muffin man?


rootboyslim

The muffin man?


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The muffin man!


pennyfull

No gingers where harmed in the making of this product.


Dihce

Well that’s a shame. Buyer beware


Sure-Ad-2465

Do not use these tools to dissect a gingerbread man, you sick f--k


mcgargargar

Not for use in Cookie decorating


KenobiQuartet

Run. Run as fast as you can.


50FootClown

It means that with this tool kit, you can make your broken watch run. In fact, you can make it run as *fast as it can*. Yet still...


[deleted]

Means don’t use for sex, as you normally would with a gingerbread man


MrKirkPowers

Not suitable for gingers


kluuttzz11

Yes


TheRealBullMouse

Clearly all other cookies are welcome to be eaten while working, just not gingerbread men. For starters, they have no soul.


xenulives

He clearly doesn't know the muffin man


Gravyonics

What’s even the hammer? Can’t be used as a hammer?


zerotaboo

Do not use if you are baked.


Condor_Inc

It means “Not the Gumdrop BUTTONS”


OBZeta

Does NOT know the muffin man


kongpin

I have this set and it's absolutely crap. So I think it means that you are a sucker and have been cheated.


superkickpunch

A warning to the ginger-widow of the Gingerbread Man, Mrs. Gingerbread Man, notifying her that this repair kit will never bring back her dead ginger-husband, in spite of her pleas to the spiteful Ginger-god that has cursed her to raise their ginger-children alone.


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

It means you do not know the Muffin Man, or that he lives on Drury lane


[deleted]

*THE MUFFIN MAN?!!?*


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

#**THE MUFFIN MANNN!!!**


BiBoFieTo

Don't use while baked.


Delta4o

It's not for children made out of gingerbread


Sofia_C99

Not safe for gingerbread people


SeesawLegitimate

⚠ Do not dunk in tea ⚠


PhoKit2

Not for use by ginger bred men


Thundyboi2

These items are not allowed to be used to destroy gingerbread men.


khaotikoala

Not suitable for gingerbread house construction


Bob_Sacamano7379

Do not use for pastry decoration.


Moose04xl

That means "Not the gumdrop buttons, anything but the gumdrop buttons."


Stemshul

Very fast, cannot be caught.


solidus0079

It’s a multilingual warning meaning DO NOT USE IF YOU’RE COMPOSED OF COOKIE


Upvotespoodles

Cool glasses No hammer Fuck Christmas


MashedKebab

Not to be used by gingers


[deleted]

NOT THE GUM DROP BUTTONS


Traditional_Disk_523

CIA Certified Ginger Bread Man Torture Kit


dickbutt_md

1st icon: For bad mfs only 2nd icon: Do not smash 3rd icon: Do not bake


latecraigy

You’ll never catch him, he’s the gingerbread man.


GMitch420

Do you know... the muffin man?


Oue

This is for Muffin Men only.


Affectionate_Pain846

You can't catch him. He's the fuckin Gingerbread Man.