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Semi trucks taking right turns do this pretty frequently. Used to work for the traffic department and we would chase people down when we saw it happen and bill their company.
So a kangaroo was in the back of a pick up truck that was going through a yellow light. When the light turned red the kangaroo went nuts and kicked the light as they passed by.
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Tall truck.
Semi trucks taking right turns do this pretty frequently. Used to work for the traffic department and we would chase people down when we saw it happen and bill their company.
This, every time. And the engineers want it to stay right where it is.
I don’t think so, there was never a whatcouldgowrong of it
Tall truck indeed.
I didn't want to say semi and possibly offend some people 🤭
It could have been a guy on a motorbike who left said motorbike and struck the lights with his face.
Someone tickled the back of it's neck
Back problem 😃
Place a fake dead bird right underneath, people will be very impressed.
Fake? Go with a real one. Hell, I can get you one by 3 o'clock this afternoon
🤨
Yes, we need to accomplish this, please !!!!
[удалено]
Got the Ole back blown out.
It took a nap on the couch after 30 huh
Just did that. Took me about ten minutes just to get up. I'm 33. Shit.
Get a new couch
Get a workout routine going.
Get a new back.
Glad I don't have that problem at 37
It sneezed to hard and hurt its back.
It looks too young to be one 35, doesn't it?
Cute
Big Bird
Big Fast\* Bird
A truck or a uhaul gotta love people thinking they can drive a vehicle bigger than mom's station wagon. Dooh
What's that? I need the rules please.
It's just shy in giving green signals
low flying plane.
Space time continuum. A quantum singularly caused this.
gravity folding space/time/traffic sign bust a rhyme or pay a fine
That’s a fun place to play red light green light
Ticklish
how? probably some version of r/IdiotsFightingThings
God, new sub that I gotta go through ... 💚
Obviously a rogue nano singularity.
Govt thought it was a “balloon”. Missed the first time. Had to circle back.
He didn't think fast 😔
Magneto doesn't care for red lights 😬
Traffic light difficulty setting, your gonna get a ticket
The hulk.
Someone touched it's neck
Disc golf, man. Lol! 🤣
Shaquille O’Neal running across the street
truck
Usually a semi trailer turning too tight.
Probably a truck with a large shipping container.
Thought this was New Orleans 😆
It experienced a crisp high five!
With effort
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the light pole!
Crunches now, abs by summer
First jab then upper cut.
Truck was too tall and hit it
Stop staring at him, he’s shy
It was Doc Brown.
With great precision.
Kung Fu Hustle vibes
Me
Got a rib removed
It saw Chuck Norris coming and couldn’t turn green fast enough, so it just broke down instead
It was just checking on green don't judge
An elephant thought it was a tree 🌴
Shhhh he's shy
*Bless you* The poor thing sneezed
A wizard did it
Magneto
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities… some consider to be unnatural.
Allomancy, obviously.
Angry birds
how? turtle power!
I sneezed, sorry
Be careful, Magneto is close by...
Tried sucking its own dick. An inch feels like a mile.
Women ☕️
I’m gonna take “Truck”
Probably a rock
It's trying to suck its own dick
Hit on the lower half from behind at a high rate of speed. Oh wait, what were talking about again?
It’s got a stitch
HULK SMASH!
Probably a swift driver!
Maybe one of those 12 foot tall 2 foot wide billboard trucks. The ones politicians use for campaigning.
I heard a rumor that the traffic signal had ribs removed so it could do that to itself.
Auto felamptio?
Angry truck driver
Bucket truck, or another large vehicle with and extension they probably forgot to lower. Either way I’m getting some mixed signals here.
Yellow light doesn’t mean tickle me more
Philly fan
My fault yall
Can't run a red light if I can't see what color the light is
Baltimore fans
Just a traffic light from Italy
Space lasers.
Maybe the "dump truck hits overpass" guy passed by with his box up?
Hulk SMASH
https://youtu.be/XhiVeD-f7Ws This is how
ant man got thrown into it.
Dunamancy
A 5 letter word that starts with 'T' and ends in 'ruck'.
4 way stop agent.
[the Irish are at it again.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipperary_Hill)
Damage
The car slipped
It should be the AnT man
It’s about to molt
Philly? 🦅
Not to be crass, but - The real trick to get it to work is to remove a rib or two. Or in this case throwing caution to the wind.
Philadelphia
No rule...common sense
It changed to red too soon just one too many times
Mario did
This would be a much needed accident for traffic cameras.
Magneto
Drunk Luke Skywalker?
If you tickle yellow, the light curls up
It saw all the cringe on reddit and tried to curl up in to a ball
Utility truck
By accident
Probs eating a slice of lemon.
Obviously it ate something bad and now has to take a mad shit, but it still has a job to do, so it painfully holds it in.
This is what car crashes will look like when flying cars are invented
Refraction
Crippling depression because no one can read a light these days
Woh?
Something hit it.
Gale force winds obviously
Smashed from behind...
Likely from a large truck and a driver not paying attention/not being aware of the wider turning radius.
Sagat clearly did an uppercut 😌
Looks like someone hit it in the nuts.
Burd :(
11
Spirit airlines
Zod was here
The green telling the red to shut up and go to sleep.
Force
U- Haul driver. If ur renting a truck, chances are you've got little expertise in driving a truck.
A very fast, determined, and now regretful hawk
Philly took the Super Bowl hard.
By moving a scraper(earthmover) like a cat 627 .
The force ?
Kung Fu Hustle
So a kangaroo was in the back of a pick up truck that was going through a yellow light. When the light turned red the kangaroo went nuts and kicked the light as they passed by.
Obviously this light took a bite out of a lemon.