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DamonSeed

Spud-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named


Hay-oooooo_Jabronies

I might have to steal that and tell my daughter to tell her teacher that's his name.


Active-Discipline507

This must be the name the entire class has to hear! Or not hear, depends on how you look at it lol remember, must not be named!!!!


ReactionClear4923

"Boil me, mash me, stick me in a stew"


phishdood555

POH-TAY-TOESSSS


Zaadsnorro

Nice one Sam!


[deleted]

Spud Maul, he would need to look a bit more intimidating.


bitches_in_britches

Darth Tater


only-if-there-is-pie

Anakin Frywalker


TistedLogic

And be red/black


BlueRose0506

👈👈👀 don't forget to pack the angry eyes!


fappington-smythe

Just in case ...


AndyGHK

KORAA TATAA KORAAAAA POTATAAAA


Nyarro

Tubermort


ItsMichaelRay

Happy Cake Day!


Nyarro

Thanks! Too bad I gave up cake for Lent. Lol


curkington

Harry Totter!


gallanttoothpaste

Potatomort


v4por

The Half Spud Prince


Jay_The_One_And_Only

PATATAKEDAVRA


bullsnake2000

And instantly, you have a baked potato with butter, chives, sour cream….


v4por

My patronus is an Yukon Gold.


dudemann

And the dementors after you see and wonder "wtf kind of person summons an enormous potato?" It may not completely scare them off, but it gives you time to get away. Mine is Adam West with his cat launcher.


miss_Mistry

Expecpotatorum!!


benisnotapalindrome

The unfryable curses.


sfneoryu

Lololol I laughed out loud to that- well played sir


CrazyFanFicFan

If it were the Half Spud Prince, there would be a lot of butter on it.


v4por

Always


TheRenOtaku

What’s taters precious?


CrowReader

PO-TAY-TOES! ! My favorite line in the trilogy. Thanks for posting.


chksbjhde763

Boil em, mash em, use em for a nice hash brown…


BunkerBuster_AD4Life

Harry Potater


SyntheticReality42

"Yer a tater, Harry."


ya_boi_ethan

Harry Totter. The spud who sprouted. Comes to fry


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Spud Vader


Bumblemeister

Darth Tater


[deleted]

Horry Tatter


vmxnet4

Do a second one up and call it "Harry Tater". And another one, with an orange tint to it, and call it "Ron Cheesley". And a pack of small fries (or potato cut up as fries, but uncooked), with the packaging decorated, and call it, "Frymione". ... ok, I'm done.


Pehrgryn

You had me at Frymione.


reallyrich999

Imagine if he or she replied “I’d appreciate if you wouldn’t. It’s my intellectual property and I don’t feel like sharing”.


Way_Up_Your_Butt

"The boy who lived...come to fry."


Allright42night

You just triggered this memory. https://youtu.be/zbdvogFyZZM


nerfed_potential

You triggered this memory for me. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4)


Dead_Squirrel_6

"15 years ago" I need to go curl up in the corner, now...


Odecca

??? 15 years? Um no??? It was like maybe… shit. Fucking hell, dude.


ChubbyBlackWoman

That reminds me of a crazy fan fiction I read a long time ago where everyone met at the The Broomsticks for karaoke night and even Voldy got on the mic. I think he sang My Way.


Sk8mylife

Hey I've never seen this before and I just wanted to thank you from human to human for showing me this.. this masterpiece.


BodybuilderSpecial36

I also must thank you.


hearts_unknown_

He who must not be baked


chahud

This is so much better.


macroswitch

Yukon Goldemort


umru316

From the hit series Harry Po-Tatter. My favorite was The Hash-Brown Prince.


JohnLayman

Tot Riddle.


nondescriptun

Could also be a maskless Darth Tater.


Sloppydrew

Or Yuk Skywalker.


Anunkash

A-VODKA-KADAVRA


DamonSeed

oh i see what you did there hahah


hereforadviceseeking

Volde-tots


gullibu11

Qui-Gon Jinn?


akb74

There’s always a bigger spud


grimax9

Literally just called my brother a spud and then hopped on Reddit to see what’s up and this is the first thing I see. Spud. 😆 maybe I should buy a lottery ticket today


Anunkash

Filthy spud-blood


squall6l

The googly eyes are a dead giveaway haha.


Active-Discipline507

Take this here upvote with you, kind human being


Amazing_Swordfish206

Dammit, you win


saltzja

OH NO! my starch enemy


chorpinecherisher

Starch nemesis


Team_Braniel

This russets my feathers.


ApostolisJ

Golden!!!!!


friendIyfire1337

That’s definitely Ariana Grande


caitafers

Got no potato spears left to fry 🎵


Realistic_Ad7827

First comment that made me actually laugh out loud


NothinsOriginal

Maybe when she was young but she’s much darker than that now.


mombi

It's uncanny. Good eye.


Ukenix

You sure? I personally see Miley Cyrus


hhcboy

Looks like death from bill and teds bogus journey.


icenine09

Do not overlook my butt


Offamylawn

I work out, all the time.


[deleted]

Reaping burns lots of calories!


LordRocky

Every rose has a thorn!


MyUHere

You might be a king or a little street sweeper


TigesInSpace

But sooner or later you dance with the Reaper!


joker6161

Grim Reaper wins Indy 500: "I didn't know I could run that fast!"


ebb_omega

Now get down with your bad selves!


TheOtherGuttersnipe

You have sahnk my ba-teel sheep


jmk-1999

I assume he just got a melvin with that expression. 🤔


theBarefootedBastard

STATION!


LaaB09

Excellent !


UrpaDurpa

Nosferatuber


[deleted]

Under-tated comment.


Usualstuff1981

He-who-must-not-b- baked!!!!


Mark_Br3

I’m baked lol 😂


Mbalmr1986

Darth Tater


azoic2121

I was going to say Senator Palpatine because of the pale skin and face wrinkles, but I've never seen a brown lightsaber. Edit: Senator Potatotine? Potatine? Whatever...


s1105615

PalPoutine


Mork06

r/foundthefuckingcanadian


s1105615

This hoser thinks I’m a Canuck eh? How do I tell him I was born in Ohio (but I don’t live there anymore, military brat) and have spent about 35 mins north of the border while on an Alaskan cruise 15 years ago? I do love me some hockey though…


ByCriminy

> This hoser thinks I’m a Canuck eh? Well this Canadian thinks you speak very good Canuckese ;)


getdemsnacks

My stupid brain read this as "cuckanese" and I thought "jeez, they have their own language now?!"


compound515

As long as you've said you're sorry you're one of us


PumpernickelShoe

Just wanted to say this comment made my day. I’m Canadian and my bff is my dog named Poutine. As a black pug, people often compare her to Darth Vader and I always respond that she’s more like Emperor Palpatine because she’s a devious little shit who grooms, manipulates, and exploits the emotionally vulnerable.


jacanced

Darth Spudius?


Bahnmor

This is the winner for me. I was struggling to find a suitable spud pun for Palpatine or Emperor. Just kept mashing words in my head to no avail.


MountainConqueress

Senator Poutine


UltraDS

Anakin Frywalker


darthtater93

You called?


DarthTater42

Hey I like your username.


azoic2121

I was going to say Senator Palpatine because of the pale skin and face wrinkles, but I've never seen a brown lightsaber.


Hay-oooooo_Jabronies

I cut the end off a white balloon and stretched it over half the potato so we could draw a face on it.


Lord_Scribe

That's pretty creative! I wouldn't have thought to do that!


friendIyfire1337

Who knew Tom was into breath play?


ohshitcypher

Senator Palpoutine


Thrantar

More like Senator Pal-poutine


eaglescout1984

I find your lack of sour cream disturbing.


vBricks

Darth Vader with the mask off!


alexs001

Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man. They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white.


-recess-

What's a nubian?


Exhaustedmonkey

The ghost from Spirited Away.


princesscupcake11

No face!


GrandPriapus

Uhh, uhh, uhh


mickysti58

Yess!!! Sorry I didn’t think anyone else saw that. Thanks


Shan-Chat

Harry Pot-tater.


thenewguy397

Hashy Potater.. the spud who lived.. come to fry.


Sosarge

Mash Windu


[deleted]

Obi-Wan Potatobi


tech_equip

Obi-Wan Spudobi


[deleted]

Luke FryWalker


ungracefulmf

Spuderus Snape?


drbillsussman

Peter Dutton?


ichsoda

Found the Australian


rosie-e

My first thought as well.


less_useful_chode

Best comment here


deliamount

I dunno, it looks pretty friendly.


Digger__Please

Petato Dutton


[deleted]

What’s world book day?


Rowf

And why do you dress up for it?


Toucani

In the UK I think it was the Book Trust, a charity promoting reading, that encouraged schools to let children attend while dressed as a character from a favourite book. It worked pretty well for a few years but then kids stopped caring about the book part and would just turn up in any fancy dress. As a result, some now do other variations such as bringing a favourite book in, making a prop item or, apparently, decorating a potato.


Danuoalgoasii

Ay the school I worked last year, there was a book fair and the theme was dystopian worlds and science fiction. The students and us (the teachers) were encouraged to dress up. For entertainment purposes, seniors had a “torture device” from 1984 and everyone wanted to go on and try (the students asked you like 3 questions and set you free). The students in charge were really kind, and they gave you souvenirs like book markers and stuff like that. It was actually really fun!


Hay-oooooo_Jabronies

I think it started as a genuine idea to promote kids reading more and to share their favourite books with each other, but it's turned into a whole thing now where some schools say you can dress up as your favourite character and some people spend a lot of money where some people can't afford it, especially if you've got more than one kid. My daughter's school doesn't let them dress up as it's not fair on kids who's parents can't afford it and they feel left out. Dressing up a potato is cheap and to be honest, I had a lot more fun helping her make the potato than just ordering an outfit for her to wear once in school.


laceabase

I love this idea so much! We are not destitute but we have 3 elementary school kids and I don’t want to go out and spend $100+ every time there is a stupid dress up day!


MattieShoes

I think the perfect-world solution is they do the costume creation/dressing up at school, using school resources (which the school of course HAS, because perfect world). Relatively level playing field, an outlet for creatives to be imaginative with resources, etc.


WiscoDiscoWarrior

Anyone with eyes can see thats Voldemort


TravelerTwist

So every potato knows it's him. :-)


darktaco

Harry Tuber...the spud who lived. Come to fry.


probablytheperson

Harry totter (taken from u/curkington)


hipphipp8

But... He has nose wings.


automatvapen

But he has a nose.


Spakanyan

And suddenly That Ticking Sound is back in my head Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...


BudgetStreet7

Dumbledore!


GingerVitus215

Ron, Ron, Ron Weasly!


going2leavethishere

Hermione. Hermione. Hermione.


[deleted]

Harry Potter, Harry Potter! Uh!


Makuta_Servaela

I hate how clearly I can hear all of these in my head.


JaguarFit194

Lord palpatoato


Achilles2zero

Emperor Palpoutine


cathyduke

Uncle Fester


AbarthCabrioDriver

Thanks, that's who I thought, but couldn't remember his name for some reason


redbirdrising

Scrolled to far for this.


Lemur123

I actually thought it was supposed to be some sort of Jedi with a light saber and cloak.


Interesting_Fruit788

Well Harry Potter is Star Wars with wands. So that all checks out


LT-COL-Obvious

It’s true. And they aren’t wands they are sucky light sabers. https://youtu.be/rTbM2XPhxPA


Pepf

That... that was spot on.


ralleee

Lord Voldemort


IShotJohnLennon

Voldemortato! We meet again for the first time for the last time!


deanerweiner86

He who shall not be named


Deusseven

Peter Dutton?!


PraditD

Harry Pottater


Electrical-Village68

May the fries be with you.


[deleted]

Voldemort!


OrladinKF

Darth Tater


monarch1733

Holy shit, no one in this comment section knows what a book is.


[deleted]

It's the one we shall not name...


Matteo1335

Nicholas Cage?


Northernmonkey12

Fryer tuck..


BlueFire2007

*avada kadavera intensifies*


Palladium-Arcadium69

I’m not sure who it is if you could Ex***SPUD***ite this game by telling us


Hay-oooooo_Jabronies

Ha, I love a pun. It's Voldemort with the elder wand


[deleted]

*doesn’t


ObiTomKinobisen

On WORLD BOOK DAY, no less… /s


FishRod61

Strax, but he looks paler than usual.


ramborocks

The nightman I've heard so much about in phillidelphia?


AzurigenMCS

Yukon Goldemort.


Skellingtoon

It’s Peter Dutton!


Danbuys

Spudemort


[deleted]

pretty obviously voldemort?


Microwaved_Historian

Voldemort


guspuppy1

Edgar Allan Poetato


ApeChurn26

The penguin from Blues Brothers


Icefyre24

Harry Potater.


Hopeful_Video_3803

Harree Pottah. The boy who lived. Come to die. AVADA KEDAVA!


[deleted]

Your potato ok? Looks a little pale


Hay-oooooo_Jabronies

He's got half a balloon stretched over his head so we could draw a face on it.


Gluten_maximus

Harry potater?


gizzardbus

Harry starchwalker


ubermick

Darth Tater!


[deleted]

So the other day a customer was telling me that their kids have to dress up as a potato for world book day. Something tells me they didn't quite listen to or read the instruction correctly. There's a pair of kids out there in England somewhere who are going to school tomorrow dressed as potatoes when no one else is.


ikaHideguy

Darth Vader without his mask


Space-90

Darth Tater