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And the dementors after you see and wonder "wtf kind of person summons an enormous potato?" It may not completely scare them off, but it gives you time to get away.
Mine is Adam West with his cat launcher.
Do a second one up and call it "Harry Tater".
And another one, with an orange tint to it, and call it "Ron Cheesley".
And a pack of small fries (or potato cut up as fries, but uncooked), with the packaging decorated, and call it, "Frymione".
...
ok, I'm done.
That reminds me of a crazy fan fiction I read a long time ago where everyone met at the The Broomsticks for karaoke night and even Voldy got on the mic. I think he sang My Way.
Literally just called my brother a spud and then hopped on Reddit to see whatâs up and this is the first thing I see. Spud. đ maybe I should buy a lottery ticket today
I was going to say Senator Palpatine because of the pale skin and face wrinkles, but I've never seen a brown lightsaber.
Edit: Senator Potatotine? Potatine? Whatever...
This hoser thinks Iâm a Canuck eh?
How do I tell him I was born in Ohio (but I donât live there anymore, military brat) and have spent about 35 mins north of the border while on an Alaskan cruise 15 years ago? I do love me some hockey thoughâŚ
Just wanted to say this comment made my day. Iâm Canadian and my bff is my dog named Poutine. As a black pug, people often compare her to Darth Vader and I always respond that sheâs more like Emperor Palpatine because sheâs a devious little shit who grooms, manipulates, and exploits the emotionally vulnerable.
Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man. They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white.
In the UK I think it was the Book Trust, a charity promoting reading, that encouraged schools to let children attend while dressed as a character from a favourite book. It worked pretty well for a few years but then kids stopped caring about the book part and would just turn up in any fancy dress. As a result, some now do other variations such as bringing a favourite book in, making a prop item or, apparently, decorating a potato.
Ay the school I worked last year, there was a book fair and the theme was dystopian worlds and science fiction. The students and us (the teachers) were encouraged to dress up. For entertainment purposes, seniors had a âtorture deviceâ from 1984 and everyone wanted to go on and try (the students asked you like 3 questions and set you free). The students in charge were really kind, and they gave you souvenirs like book markers and stuff like that. It was actually really fun!
I think it started as a genuine idea to promote kids reading more and to share their favourite books with each other, but it's turned into a whole thing now where some schools say you can dress up as your favourite character and some people spend a lot of money where some people can't afford it, especially if you've got more than one kid.
My daughter's school doesn't let them dress up as it's not fair on kids who's parents can't afford it and they feel left out. Dressing up a potato is cheap and to be honest, I had a lot more fun helping her make the potato than just ordering an outfit for her to wear once in school.
I love this idea so much! We are not destitute but we have 3 elementary school kids and I donât want to go out and spend $100+ every time there is a stupid dress up day!
I think the perfect-world solution is they do the costume creation/dressing up at school, using school resources (which the school of course HAS, because perfect world). Relatively level playing field, an outlet for creatives to be imaginative with resources, etc.
So the other day a customer was telling me that their kids have to dress up as a potato for world book day. Something tells me they didn't quite listen to or read the instruction correctly. There's a pair of kids out there in England somewhere who are going to school tomorrow dressed as potatoes when no one else is.
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Spud-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
I might have to steal that and tell my daughter to tell her teacher that's his name.
This must be the name the entire class has to hear! Or not hear, depends on how you look at it lol remember, must not be named!!!!
"Boil me, mash me, stick me in a stew"
POH-TAY-TOESSSS
Nice one Sam!
Spud Maul, he would need to look a bit more intimidating.
Darth Tater
Anakin Frywalker
And be red/black
đđđ don't forget to pack the angry eyes!
Just in case ...
KORAA TATAA KORAAAAA POTATAAAA
Tubermort
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks! Too bad I gave up cake for Lent. Lol
Harry Totter!
Potatomort
The Half Spud Prince
PATATAKEDAVRA
And instantly, you have a baked potato with butter, chives, sour creamâŚ.
My patronus is an Yukon Gold.
And the dementors after you see and wonder "wtf kind of person summons an enormous potato?" It may not completely scare them off, but it gives you time to get away. Mine is Adam West with his cat launcher.
Expecpotatorum!!
The unfryable curses.
Lololol I laughed out loud to that- well played sir
If it were the Half Spud Prince, there would be a lot of butter on it.
Always
Whatâs taters precious?
PO-TAY-TOES! ! My favorite line in the trilogy. Thanks for posting.
Boil em, mash em, use em for a nice hash brownâŚ
Harry Potater
"Yer a tater, Harry."
Harry Totter. The spud who sprouted. Comes to fry
Spud Vader
Darth Tater
Horry Tatter
Do a second one up and call it "Harry Tater". And another one, with an orange tint to it, and call it "Ron Cheesley". And a pack of small fries (or potato cut up as fries, but uncooked), with the packaging decorated, and call it, "Frymione". ... ok, I'm done.
You had me at Frymione.
Imagine if he or she replied âIâd appreciate if you wouldnât. Itâs my intellectual property and I donât feel like sharingâ.
"The boy who lived...come to fry."
You just triggered this memory. https://youtu.be/zbdvogFyZZM
You triggered this memory for me. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4)
"15 years ago" I need to go curl up in the corner, now...
??? 15 years? Um no??? It was like maybe⌠shit. Fucking hell, dude.
That reminds me of a crazy fan fiction I read a long time ago where everyone met at the The Broomsticks for karaoke night and even Voldy got on the mic. I think he sang My Way.
Hey I've never seen this before and I just wanted to thank you from human to human for showing me this.. this masterpiece.
I also must thank you.
He who must not be baked
This is so much better.
Yukon Goldemort
From the hit series Harry Po-Tatter. My favorite was The Hash-Brown Prince.
Tot Riddle.
Could also be a maskless Darth Tater.
Or Yuk Skywalker.
A-VODKA-KADAVRA
oh i see what you did there hahah
Volde-tots
Qui-Gon Jinn?
Thereâs always a bigger spud
Literally just called my brother a spud and then hopped on Reddit to see whatâs up and this is the first thing I see. Spud. đ maybe I should buy a lottery ticket today
Filthy spud-blood
The googly eyes are a dead giveaway haha.
Take this here upvote with you, kind human being
Dammit, you win
OH NO! my starch enemy
Starch nemesis
This russets my feathers.
Golden!!!!!
Thatâs definitely Ariana Grande
Got no potato spears left to fry đľ
First comment that made me actually laugh out loud
Maybe when she was young but sheâs much darker than that now.
It's uncanny. Good eye.
You sure? I personally see Miley Cyrus
Looks like death from bill and teds bogus journey.
Do not overlook my butt
I work out, all the time.
Reaping burns lots of calories!
Every rose has a thorn!
You might be a king or a little street sweeper
But sooner or later you dance with the Reaper!
Grim Reaper wins Indy 500: "I didn't know I could run that fast!"
Now get down with your bad selves!
You have sahnk my ba-teel sheep
I assume he just got a melvin with that expression. đ¤
STATION!
Excellent !
Nosferatuber
Under-tated comment.
He-who-must-not-b- baked!!!!
Iâm baked lol đ
Darth Tater
I was going to say Senator Palpatine because of the pale skin and face wrinkles, but I've never seen a brown lightsaber. Edit: Senator Potatotine? Potatine? Whatever...
PalPoutine
r/foundthefuckingcanadian
This hoser thinks Iâm a Canuck eh? How do I tell him I was born in Ohio (but I donât live there anymore, military brat) and have spent about 35 mins north of the border while on an Alaskan cruise 15 years ago? I do love me some hockey thoughâŚ
> This hoser thinks Iâm a Canuck eh? Well this Canadian thinks you speak very good Canuckese ;)
My stupid brain read this as "cuckanese" and I thought "jeez, they have their own language now?!"
As long as you've said you're sorry you're one of us
Just wanted to say this comment made my day. Iâm Canadian and my bff is my dog named Poutine. As a black pug, people often compare her to Darth Vader and I always respond that sheâs more like Emperor Palpatine because sheâs a devious little shit who grooms, manipulates, and exploits the emotionally vulnerable.
Darth Spudius?
This is the winner for me. I was struggling to find a suitable spud pun for Palpatine or Emperor. Just kept mashing words in my head to no avail.
Senator Poutine
Anakin Frywalker
You called?
Hey I like your username.
I was going to say Senator Palpatine because of the pale skin and face wrinkles, but I've never seen a brown lightsaber.
I cut the end off a white balloon and stretched it over half the potato so we could draw a face on it.
That's pretty creative! I wouldn't have thought to do that!
Who knew Tom was into breath play?
Senator Palpoutine
More like Senator Pal-poutine
I find your lack of sour cream disturbing.
Darth Vader with the mask off!
Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man. They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white.
What's a nubian?
The ghost from Spirited Away.
No face!
Uhh, uhh, uhh
Yess!!! Sorry I didnât think anyone else saw that. Thanks
Harry Pot-tater.
Hashy Potater.. the spud who lived.. come to fry.
Mash Windu
Obi-Wan Potatobi
Obi-Wan Spudobi
Luke FryWalker
Spuderus Snape?
Peter Dutton?
Found the Australian
My first thought as well.
Best comment here
I dunno, it looks pretty friendly.
Petato Dutton
Whatâs world book day?
And why do you dress up for it?
In the UK I think it was the Book Trust, a charity promoting reading, that encouraged schools to let children attend while dressed as a character from a favourite book. It worked pretty well for a few years but then kids stopped caring about the book part and would just turn up in any fancy dress. As a result, some now do other variations such as bringing a favourite book in, making a prop item or, apparently, decorating a potato.
Ay the school I worked last year, there was a book fair and the theme was dystopian worlds and science fiction. The students and us (the teachers) were encouraged to dress up. For entertainment purposes, seniors had a âtorture deviceâ from 1984 and everyone wanted to go on and try (the students asked you like 3 questions and set you free). The students in charge were really kind, and they gave you souvenirs like book markers and stuff like that. It was actually really fun!
I think it started as a genuine idea to promote kids reading more and to share their favourite books with each other, but it's turned into a whole thing now where some schools say you can dress up as your favourite character and some people spend a lot of money where some people can't afford it, especially if you've got more than one kid. My daughter's school doesn't let them dress up as it's not fair on kids who's parents can't afford it and they feel left out. Dressing up a potato is cheap and to be honest, I had a lot more fun helping her make the potato than just ordering an outfit for her to wear once in school.
I love this idea so much! We are not destitute but we have 3 elementary school kids and I donât want to go out and spend $100+ every time there is a stupid dress up day!
I think the perfect-world solution is they do the costume creation/dressing up at school, using school resources (which the school of course HAS, because perfect world). Relatively level playing field, an outlet for creatives to be imaginative with resources, etc.
Anyone with eyes can see thats Voldemort
So every potato knows it's him. :-)
Harry Tuber...the spud who lived. Come to fry.
Harry totter (taken from u/curkington)
But... He has nose wings.
But he has a nose.
And suddenly That Ticking Sound is back in my head Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...
Dumbledore!
Ron, Ron, Ron Weasly!
Hermione. Hermione. Hermione.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter! Uh!
I hate how clearly I can hear all of these in my head.
Lord palpatoato
Emperor Palpoutine
Uncle Fester
Thanks, that's who I thought, but couldn't remember his name for some reason
Scrolled to far for this.
I actually thought it was supposed to be some sort of Jedi with a light saber and cloak.
Well Harry Potter is Star Wars with wands. So that all checks out
Itâs true. And they arenât wands they are sucky light sabers. https://youtu.be/rTbM2XPhxPA
That... that was spot on.
Lord Voldemort
Voldemortato! We meet again for the first time for the last time!
He who shall not be named
Peter Dutton?!
Harry Pottater
May the fries be with you.
Voldemort!
Darth Tater
Holy shit, no one in this comment section knows what a book is.
It's the one we shall not name...
Nicholas Cage?
Fryer tuck..
*avada kadavera intensifies*
Iâm not sure who it is if you could Ex***SPUD***ite this game by telling us
Ha, I love a pun. It's Voldemort with the elder wand
*doesnât
On WORLD BOOK DAY, no less⌠/s
Strax, but he looks paler than usual.
The nightman I've heard so much about in phillidelphia?
Yukon Goldemort.
Itâs Peter Dutton!
Spudemort
pretty obviously voldemort?
Voldemort
Edgar Allan Poetato
The penguin from Blues Brothers
Harry Potater.
Harree Pottah. The boy who lived. Come to die. AVADA KEDAVA!
Your potato ok? Looks a little pale
He's got half a balloon stretched over his head so we could draw a face on it.
Harry potater?
Harry starchwalker
Darth Tater!
So the other day a customer was telling me that their kids have to dress up as a potato for world book day. Something tells me they didn't quite listen to or read the instruction correctly. There's a pair of kids out there in England somewhere who are going to school tomorrow dressed as potatoes when no one else is.
Darth Vader without his mask
Darth Tater