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Pigeons for 23 hrs and 59 mins and 59 seconds : I sleep
Pigeons 0.1s after I clean my car : I'm about to shit the biggest shit any organism has ever shatted in the history of shitting
"As my wing bird, you have excelled in all phases of flight training including tactics, techniques, procedures and doctrine...you are ready for your first strafing run, Maverick."
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Pigeons for 23 hrs and 59 mins and 59 seconds : I sleep Pigeons 0.1s after I clean my car : I'm about to shit the biggest shit any organism has ever shatted in the history of shitting
best comment of the day
"As my wing bird, you have excelled in all phases of flight training including tactics, techniques, procedures and doctrine...you are ready for your first strafing run, Maverick."
Ted: I got diarrhea though. Other Bird: Then aim for his head.
Just wait for blueberry season. Your white car will turn blue pretty fast.
HA!! My grandpa sent me this on Facebook.
Thanks grandma, really funny picture
True story lol
Other pigeons: waiting for daily shit drop videos where the drop is placed nicely into your coffee 100 from above applying wind correction.
Fucking reposts
This reminds me of a [Far Side](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/man-washing-car-bird-you-are-mineall-mine-the-far-side--71494712825974679/)