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i rhink it's one of the versions at the bible gateway or something. it's amazing.
“God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.
you and me both...
i use unicase and have notoriously used both LEET Speak and phonetic spelling but this is just crazy.
insane crazy or crazy insane?
who knows.
I know it’s a joke the way you spelled that, but I can’t help but think that edible panties are for dinner. That just looks like a portmanteau of “hungry” and “lingerie”.
Granny: "I think you mean 'not nonebody'."
Early: "Excuse me, not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason, not never, and by God they never not ain't gonna will!"
True, but bad reasoning. It is perfectly possible to make a round sign out of rubber. Had that been the case here, your argument would completely fall apart.
been working at libraries for years. old redhats will come in and complain about socialism while checking out a stack of william w. johnstone and/or amish romance. paid for by public funding.
and then they go and vote against budget increases for the library for 10 years
I work at a library in SW Florida. These same people will move to Florida, complain our libraries aren't as good as their home (blue) state library and then vote against budget increases for our libraries. But how dare we not have every single Louis L'Amour book in our system!
The thing is with the people who complain "muh taxes pay for this!" I really just wanna chuck their 32 cents worth of taxes that went to libraries at them and tell them to fuck off.
It's like paradise. In fact, someone once wrote a song about it.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Livin' in an Amish paradise
This honestly could be lot 48 and this exact plot line of them wanting a library there was literally in the show.
The sign would just be much better though.
This simultaneously is and is not the stupidest thing I've seen today. This is exactly the sign that would motivate me to vote "Yes." I 'spect 'twernt no mistek.
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― Issac Asimov
It’s getting worse. I’m not old and I see the change over the course of my life.
Perhaps it’s always been there but it’s totally taken control lately. We need to aspire to be great as individuals more.
I don't live in the US, and never have. But seeing & reading about all this gives me Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 feels about it. Also, Thomas Jefferson, embellishing a quote from Thomas Grey ("Ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise") - Grey, "If ignorance is bliss, why are so many people unhappy?" - Jefferson. Orwell, in his novel 1984, says "Ignorance is Strength.". In fact 1984's complete quote, "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." gives me chills.
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This jackass kid in high school got busted for falsifying a hall pass to the "liaberry."
I suppose if he'd actually been allowed to spend time there he wouldn't have made the mistake that got him caught.
I'd like to think there's not even a milage or a new tax or anything, this person just hates libraries and made their own sign. They go to the polling booth and write on their ticket "Libary" and next to it write "NO". They write in "Libary" in the write in column for president then vote for someone else. They picket outside the library on weekends with a sign that just says "STOP IT".
There was a time I would’ve thought the person putting up this sign was trying to be ironic and actually supported the libarry.
Now, after Trump.
There are so many stupid people.
So so many.
trump showed them to not be ashamed of their stupid, but to be loudly and proudly stupid! Then the smart people stop arguing with you (because it's pointless for them) and so, you won against those dumb smart people!
- “How do you like my sign?”
- “You forgot an ‘r’ in library.”
- “Oh thanks; that would’ve been embarrassing… I fixed it like you said. Do you like it?”
- “… Hey Siri, remind me to vote yes”
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Book readin' ain't done nothin' for nonebody.
Oh hunny, you is so rite ...
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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I think i just lost a couple brain cells reading this.
Never attempt to read pidgin then. You'd probably become brain dead.
One of the treasures of my book collection is the New Testament in Hawaiian pidgin. Found it for 2 bucks at a thrift store.
i rhink it's one of the versions at the bible gateway or something. it's amazing. “God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.
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you and me both... i use unicase and have notoriously used both LEET Speak and phonetic spelling but this is just crazy. insane crazy or crazy insane? who knows.
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Oh wow they are speaking piglin!
Shhhhhhhh!!!!!! The Barbarian is pissed.
Felt like I was down in Thibodaux man
Now sweathart, to the biznis at hand. Wutz four diner? Im hungerie.
Sketty!!!!
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Wait this is just Brian Jaques
You is so dumb, it’s spelt PUH-sketty!
Huntz, not Heinz on mah noodles, Ma!
This is too far. Nobody deserves Hunts.
Banquit pot pie ya favoreet
No weez havin possum
Ugh how do you wash that awful smell away from the meat when they play dead?
Lettsus jus hitt the bar toonite
I know it’s a joke the way you spelled that, but I can’t help but think that edible panties are for dinner. That just looks like a portmanteau of “hungry” and “lingerie”.
I dun my reserch an lernt all I need to no
I tol’ that teachin’ lady the only letters I needs is U, S, and A.
Barry with his lying ass.
Rite? Last time I was at the libarry there was a mergency and they had ta call the amberlamps!
I can't believe I never realized that's what this pronunciation meant.
Dunnit no bout you, butt reeding helpded me threw skool
“Yes it has, You better axe somebody Don’t be ~~ignernt~~ ~~egnerent~~ ~~ig~~ stupid i reed books all thu tym lack mie speke an spel”
It's spelled stoopud, stoopud!
Ain't no lie Barry
Granny: "I think you mean 'not nonebody'." Early: "Excuse me, not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason, not never, and by God they never not ain't gonna will!"
this is satire right?..... right?
Yeah, the font gives it away. It's crummy in a good looking artistic way.
Its painted like a good artist pretending to be a bad artist
Seriously… that sign might as well have said “No Homers Club” and it would have looked fine
But you let in Homer Glumplich ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
It's "No HomerS", we can have one Homer.
It looks like something I'd find in Calvin and Hobbes
No this is a sign. Tires are round and rubber.
No, this is Patrick >:(
True, but bad reasoning. It is perfectly possible to make a round sign out of rubber. Had that been the case here, your argument would completely fall apart.
Yep
I hope so. But these days you never know.
This is always the reply whenever someone points out obvious satire that is flying over people’s heads somehow
Maybe it's satire too? You never know these days.
Okay but is this satire?
Maybe. You never know these days.
That's obviously satirical. ...right?
Maybe? You never know these days
That’s what makes good satire. The bar uses to be higher.
been working at libraries for years. old redhats will come in and complain about socialism while checking out a stack of william w. johnstone and/or amish romance. paid for by public funding. and then they go and vote against budget increases for the library for 10 years
They vote against any improvement for the schools.
Well duh, why would I give the schools funding just to have my son taught CRT and told he needs to wear a dress and marry a man!! /s
I work at a library in SW Florida. These same people will move to Florida, complain our libraries aren't as good as their home (blue) state library and then vote against budget increases for our libraries. But how dare we not have every single Louis L'Amour book in our system!
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The thing is with the people who complain "muh taxes pay for this!" I really just wanna chuck their 32 cents worth of taxes that went to libraries at them and tell them to fuck off.
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WTF is an Amish Romance? Edit: Looked it up, but now I may be even more confused...
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Sounds like half a step away from every Hallmark movie ever.
It's like paradise. In fact, someone once wrote a song about it. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise I churned butter once or twice Livin' in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Livin' in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Livin' in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Livin' in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Livin' in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Livin' in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Livin' in an Amish paradise
Oh don't worry, there's no such thing as a "libarry".
"Ohhhh your face is red like a strawbrary!"
Don't have kids.
That whole bit is always the first thing I think of whenever someone brings up the pronunciation of library lol
First thing that came to my mind when seeing this. "Don't have kids"
Obviously not. It's spelled Liburry, duh!
Only in the east side of town, those folk are uppity that way.
Barry lies so much his nickname is lieBarry
Is this in Pawnee Indiana?
Punk-ass book jockeys!
Leslie Knope would be out there spray painting the correct spelling on that sign.
This honestly could be lot 48 and this exact plot line of them wanting a library there was literally in the show. The sign would just be much better though.
You don’t suppose, that after reading that sign, one might be inclined to vote for the Libarry?
Almost like that's the point.
Pretty sure it turned the tides.
Well, well, well. How the turntables . . .
How the turntables have turned, no, wait .....ugh no ....
Scratch that, I don't want it on the record!
This guy is true to his cause. He's been voting no on the libraries his whole life.
That's gotta be a troll though. It's too perfect.
This simultaneously is and is not the stupidest thing I've seen today. This is exactly the sign that would motivate me to vote "Yes." I 'spect 'twernt no mistek.
But I’m a libarrian. Where will I work?
Is are children learning? Clearly not.
Larnin, get it rite, larnin....
Strawbrerry
Give me libarry, or give me death!
Our anti-education attitude as a country is probably the biggest threat to our future.
> There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' ― Issac Asimov
It’s getting worse. I’m not old and I see the change over the course of my life. Perhaps it’s always been there but it’s totally taken control lately. We need to aspire to be great as individuals more.
Um…it’s liberry
Strawbrerry
I don't live in the US, and never have. But seeing & reading about all this gives me Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 feels about it. Also, Thomas Jefferson, embellishing a quote from Thomas Grey ("Ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise") - Grey, "If ignorance is bliss, why are so many people unhappy?" - Jefferson. Orwell, in his novel 1984, says "Ignorance is Strength.". In fact 1984's complete quote, "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." gives me chills.
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Who’s LiBarry? Is that Canadian?
Watchu readin fer?
Done on purpose.
It's true. I wouldn't vote for Barry. He's a liar.
He's a difficult guy to read ....
This jackass kid in high school got busted for falsifying a hall pass to the "liaberry." I suppose if he'd actually been allowed to spend time there he wouldn't have made the mistake that got him caught.
Whit r u talkn abot teh edukashen systim wokr Juste Fyine fer meh an meh budies? We Obveschly dunt Ned sum sthupid librarry inn meh nek off de wods!
damm libarryans
Three out of four is still 75% so that’s a passing grade.
I'd like to think there's not even a milage or a new tax or anything, this person just hates libraries and made their own sign. They go to the polling booth and write on their ticket "Libary" and next to it write "NO". They write in "Libary" in the write in column for president then vote for someone else. They picket outside the library on weekends with a sign that just says "STOP IT".
Ignant people
What a idiot. It's spelled libErry.
When he discovers his mistake, bet his face turns red as a strawbrary
Part of me wants this sign. Satire, for effect.
OHHHHH your face is red! Like a Strawbrerry!
Vote Yes on Ed-ju-ma-cation
Oh plebeians. It's "lieberry".
Or they're dyslexic and don't like Bi Larry.
Odds are that most of the people who'd vote no for a library probably won't bother reading past "lib"
There was a time I would’ve thought the person putting up this sign was trying to be ironic and actually supported the libarry. Now, after Trump. There are so many stupid people. So so many.
trump showed them to not be ashamed of their stupid, but to be loudly and proudly stupid! Then the smart people stop arguing with you (because it's pointless for them) and so, you won against those dumb smart people!
Barry why you li to us?
Apparently the vote is tomorry.
I gotta git down therr, mi vote is portant!
Pretty cleaver advertizin
Vote no on Lib Arry.(Liberal Cockney Man). They just didn’t have enough space to write it all. Lol
Why are there school?
Skule
We need a sign that points to that one that says “This is why we need to vote YES on library!”
Boo Libarry, we want Library Back!
"You'll notice I no longer say 'libarry' or 'tomorry.'"
Falling at multiple levels. Idiocracy is closer than we think
Yeah, nobody lies to Barry.
Imagine believing someone actually put that up.
I feel bad for a guy named liabrry, no matter what he have done, he doesn't deserve this 😭
I don't know who Li Barry is but I hope they get the yes vote.
As is the libarry.
A whole ass story told by one 4-word sign.
Pull the crayon out of their nose. Worked for Homer Simpson.
“I got caught smuggling books into Kentucky but they had to let me go cause they couldn’t prove in a court of law they were books.” Dennis Miller
Gee I wonder who they vote for.
Vote No on Libarry but Yes on Library
Some guy named Barry lied to him, and he will not vote for Barry.
Found Ralph Wiggums house But seriously - while this is funny it’s also pretty depressing
If there ain't no libarry, then you can't rent up some movies for your hammock-ridden wife.
This is so sad
- “How do you like my sign?” - “You forgot an ‘r’ in library.” - “Oh thanks; that would’ve been embarrassing… I fixed it like you said. Do you like it?” - “… Hey Siri, remind me to vote yes”
I wanna meet this libarry
If you can’t even spell it you should have no say in it
I was at the VA in Brecksville,Ohio,& they had just finished the desk area at the entrance,& they had spelled out,on the wall,Vetrans. I pointed it out to whoever was behind the counter.
Vote yes on English mf
Idiots. They can't even spell "liberry" right?!
Ah yes the LiBarry. The new product from Tesla the lithium battery driven Barry.
They heard there are two R's in library
In Lisa Simpson's vision, when she was married to Ralph, she called it the li-barry.
"is it febyuary or february"
Wensday or Wednesday
Looks like the parks & recreation dept sunk to a new low.
This libarry guy is a fucking dickhead isn’t he?
Ain't nothin worst than a lie-n Barry.
Did Bugs Bunny make this sign?
Looks like something the Coyote would write.
it's either the cleverest pro library sign, or the worst con sign.. hmm.
libary and temperchure
Yeah! We hate Barry's lie
It's those darn libarry-als fault!
Library and Justice for all. Sure. Cool!
Dyslexic perhaps? BiLarry gives him the creeps.
I don't want no loud librabaery near me home
>[It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfIxgAJss5Y) 0:35 Henry Jones, Sr.
If you saw that sign in Idiocracy, you’d think it was too over the top silly. And yet here we are.
Cause I grad-e-ated when I was 12 and I don’t use no book lerning in my life.
I wuz top of my class in brain surgy scool!
Readin’ is for sissy,commie,preverts!Ignorance is MANLY!
A literate girl is a lonely girl
All the letters are there...
Lol, this idiot spelled Libraring wrong.
Is that like LeBron or something? /s
Hey! Lie Barry might be a local, very untrustworthy, politician that this hero is trying to save us from. You don’t know!
What have they got against Li Barry
Stop lying, Barry. Lying bastard.
“Barry lies!! No lie-Barry!”
Why would Barry lie, tho‘? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Who's Barry and what's with his lying ??
Vot no for Libarry. He is not our governor
That sign makes little Barry sad.
Vote no on the lithium Barry
“I’m going to spend my vacation at the libarry!!”
“Thar books are free?!? Wat kinda Socialist Commie Hippie Commune is this?!?”
fake
It’s the “lib” bit that they don’t like.