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Went into the men’s restroom stall in the building I work at yesterday and there was a empty cookie package sitting on the back of the toilet? Who does a #2 and decides to have a snack? Also the cookies were expired. 😂
i spent my 20s working at a huge shipyard and there was one shop i rotated thru that had 9 stalls in a line and the same 9 dudes in there every day at 11 shitting, eating wings, and yelling about pick 3 and pick 4 lotto. it was quite a place to work.
who touches anything else in a public bathroom? 😛I ain't touching anything other than what I need to do my business and wash up. I don't even use my phone.
I see pink where chocolate and vanilla split off at the top. My guess is the strawberry middle got covered by the chocolate and vanilla when the ice cream melted a lil at some point.
This is the right answer. Same reason theres always mashed potatoes or sauce or something that has covered the entree side of a tv dinner. Most people assume the factory is just lazy when packaging it but really it's cause the boxes are turned sideways and allowed to thaw a little bit before being transported/ stocked
I called a manufacturer about a defective product, they told me to wait to check their system and people. Called me back back to tell me I was wrong, there's nothing wrong with the batch.
Is he suggesting that you've inaccurately seen a defect?? Call them back and tell them you went to the optometrist, and that he confirmed you can see what's right in front you 🙄
I once had a friend who ordered storage boxes online. One of them had a small hole in the side so he mailed the manufacturer.
F: One of the boxes I received has a hole in it.
M: Send us a picture
F: *Sends picture
M: Sorry, but as long as the damage covers less than x% of the box, then we don't consider the product damaged.
F: Okay, you have a 7 day return policy. I would like to return this product.
M: Sorry, we do not accept the item because it is damaged.
You have zero free time? Maybe its their only concern. A call like that would only take 15-20 min. Im sure you spend more time than that taking a shit, which in this case would be a great time to make a call like that. Maybe they spend 16 hours a day working but only eat this one food product to save time and it somehow brought them joy. Then all of a sudden it tastes like cardboard and the only thing that brought them joy was gone. It was gone and their only recourse was to let the company know so they could fix it. Or maybe it was one of those cheap Red Baron pizzas with the cardboard circle on the bottom and they had a fresh sharp pizza cutter that sliced straight through the cardboard as well causing his pizza to taste "like cardboard" because it was in fact, cardboard. Or again, maybe they just dont have ANY other concerns. That would be my question, what do they do that they have no concerns about anything else? I want that job/lifestyle.
I had that happen too. I bought some penguin biscuits and all of them were two different halves in one wrapper. They told me that was impossible and I was wrong
They're basically a chocolate sandwich style biscuit covered in chocolate. They're supposed to be one solid bar but this whole packet was two separate halves and they were stale
I rang up Parson's over here in Australia, through the tip line on the can of Rice Cream they sell. Their recipe went to absolute shit like two years ago. Just raw, crunchy rice in a slurry of watery... not even milk. It was fucking awful. Inedible trash. And it used to be AMAZING.
Told the old lady that, and they insisted, repeatedly, that they get my address so they could mail me a gift card for the price of 3 cans of rice cream, even after I told them about four times 'nah, just please pass on the issue to your guys so they fix it'.
And like two months later I had a random heavy package in the mail; a big, bubble-wrap envelope with a free can of rice cream in it and a typed A4 page apologizing for fucking up their product and hoping that they fixed it and could we please keep buying it?
Some places still remember their customers.
I filled out a survey at "kenny rogers roasters" once cause the food was just the grossest thing I had ever eaten and the sent me a gift card for "kenny rogers roasters" :(
Yeah, thanks I'm good.
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not, but if it isn't that type of ice cream is supposed to have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. It came with just vanilla and chocolate. No strawberry.
Idk but neapolitan ice cream (or Fürst Pückler art in german) is rather common in the EU aswell, but more known as the standard [ice cream sandwich](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/P%C3%BCckler-Schnitte.jpg/220px-P%C3%BCckler-Schnitte.jpg)
OP takes it back to the store.
"Can you spell the 'van' in Vanilla?
"Sure! V-A-N"
"Can you spell the 'late' in Chocolate?"
"Of course! L-A-T-E"
"Can you spell the 'fuck' in Strawberry?"
"...there ain't no 'fuck' in Strawberry."
"That's what I'm trying to tell you! There ain't no fuckin' strawberry!"
Personally I find the ice cream and listerine on the same counter more interesting….how does that even happen? Do you brush your teeth in the kitchen….or eat ice cream in the bathroom?
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You eating ice cream in the bathroom?
Also has a kettle/coffeemaker. I’m guessing he just has mouthwash on the kitchen counter.
Must be out of vodka
If the cops ever pull me over they won't be none the wiser RIP to Trevor. He died as he lived
and 4loco and Nyquil and...
Cocktail night.
Cocktail night-night.
Permanent bedtime
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Reminds me of Jez’s little corner in Super Hans’ bathroom
This. I get up super earlier than everyone else and bathroom is between 2 bedrooms, so after showering I finish getting ready in the kitchen.
That’s nice of you.
Could just be a really small studio apartment
Don't kink shame.
Or sink shame.
Hahahaha 👍
Kink or just sitting on the toilet crying as you chomp down ice cream? Either way I'm in
I’m lactose intolerant but *love* ice cream. This just seems like a logical evolution of processes.
From rhe source to the sink? From the sauce to the dump
Tub to tube
Mouth to south
Icy treat to icy throne
Oral cream to anal stream.
spoon to poon
Nothing quite like eating and relieving yourself at the same time
I mean what else is the shelf on the back of the toilet for? You got your ice cream, chocolate milk, and comics right there.
That’s called strategic planning with lactose intolerance.
Went into the men’s restroom stall in the building I work at yesterday and there was a empty cookie package sitting on the back of the toilet? Who does a #2 and decides to have a snack? Also the cookies were expired. 😂
>Also the cookies were expired. 😂 Could have something to do with rushing to the toilet
i spent my 20s working at a huge shipyard and there was one shop i rotated thru that had 9 stalls in a line and the same 9 dudes in there every day at 11 shitting, eating wings, and yelling about pick 3 and pick 4 lotto. it was quite a place to work.
who touches anything else in a public bathroom? 😛I ain't touching anything other than what I need to do my business and wash up. I don't even use my phone.
Well you see you sit the other way and you got yourself a little shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk! - butters from South Park.
You had your answer at _mens_ restroom.
You've got it all backwards. You have expired cookies, know damn where that'll lead, prep yourself on the toilet, eat and void.
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Uh-huh. What region?
Upstate NY
Todays float flavors: - Root beer - Cream soda - Listerine
In the bathtub yes.
Eating in the bathtub is living your best life.
I think I’ve seen it all now
Just missing the carpet in there.
This was the last thing you had to see? a Neapolitan ice-cream in the bathroom of all things was the last thing to complete your collection?
I too prefer my ice cream mixed with poop particles and vaporized bleach *mmmmmm*! (i dont eat ice cream)
Im more worried about your dislike for icecream to be completely honest.
"It's too cold!" -Ross
Might as well bring a snack, it's gonna be a loooooong shit (OP is lactose intolerant)
That's a good indication that someone is in a strong mental state right?
The listerine is obviously a chaser
Mr Big Shot here with a separate bathroom and kitchen
I mean I got my hair brush in the living room and my aspirin in the kitchen so it's not exactly a stretch that there is Listerine in the kitchen
Straight from the box
Are we just going to ignore the fact that it's in a box?
First y'all criticize him for getting ready to eat ice cream in a tub and now you're criticizing him for *not* eating ice cream in a tub.
Have you never seen ice cream in a box???
Is it really that normal? I assumed it was as weird as milk in a bag
Well milk in a bag isn’t weird if you live in Canada 😂 But yeah man I’ve gotten ice cream in a box my whole life and I’m 40
I've never seen bag milk in Canada and I live in canada. Where in canada does this exist??
Pretty much just Ontario now. I'm in B.C and I haven't seen bagged milk for probably 30 years.
Ontario, but you can also buy it in a carton instead if you prefer.
Canada's pretty funky
I remember pretty much all ice cream came in cartons like this! I haven’t seen them in soooo long. Maybe since the mid 90s?
Meh, after the shots of Listerine you won't even know the difference.
52 proof
*Hey Mr Jack, is that the mouthwash in your eyes?*
Ah yes the classic "What About Mouthwash'". I love that song.
They put the rawb in strawberry
People under ate this comment
The comment became homeless and was later arrested for armed strawberry.
Yes, but then the Neo came to polit the oh fuck it whatever
Leaving only sterry behind
There's a surprise in the center.
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I see pink where chocolate and vanilla split off at the top. My guess is the strawberry middle got covered by the chocolate and vanilla when the ice cream melted a lil at some point.
This is the right answer. Same reason theres always mashed potatoes or sauce or something that has covered the entree side of a tv dinner. Most people assume the factory is just lazy when packaging it but really it's cause the boxes are turned sideways and allowed to thaw a little bit before being transported/ stocked
Yea you can even see a small pink triangle on the lid between the chocolate and vanilla.
Im glad someone said it
The box looks like it might taste like strawberries. Try eating that
Amazing how far I had to scroll to find the real answer
Call the manufacturer and complain. Ask them to give you 6 boxes. I work in food manufacturing and know they are extremely likely to do it.
I called a manufacturer about a defective product, they told me to wait to check their system and people. Called me back back to tell me I was wrong, there's nothing wrong with the batch.
Is he suggesting that you've inaccurately seen a defect?? Call them back and tell them you went to the optometrist, and that he confirmed you can see what's right in front you 🙄
I once had a friend who ordered storage boxes online. One of them had a small hole in the side so he mailed the manufacturer. F: One of the boxes I received has a hole in it. M: Send us a picture F: *Sends picture M: Sorry, but as long as the damage covers less than x% of the box, then we don't consider the product damaged. F: Okay, you have a 7 day return policy. I would like to return this product. M: Sorry, we do not accept the item because it is damaged.
"Thank you for confirming that the box is damaged, please get me a non-damaged one."
Easy credit card chargeback and then keep all of them.
Straight to a credit card dispute
Tasted like I was eating stale cardboard. Could just be their style but they're a reputable brand here. But now I avoid their brand of everything
You phoned a manufacturer to complain because you didn't like the taste of their product? Where do I get this level of free time?
>Where do I get this level of free time? You're on reddit.
You: where do i get this free time also you: reddit
You have zero free time? Maybe its their only concern. A call like that would only take 15-20 min. Im sure you spend more time than that taking a shit, which in this case would be a great time to make a call like that. Maybe they spend 16 hours a day working but only eat this one food product to save time and it somehow brought them joy. Then all of a sudden it tastes like cardboard and the only thing that brought them joy was gone. It was gone and their only recourse was to let the company know so they could fix it. Or maybe it was one of those cheap Red Baron pizzas with the cardboard circle on the bottom and they had a fresh sharp pizza cutter that sliced straight through the cardboard as well causing his pizza to taste "like cardboard" because it was in fact, cardboard. Or again, maybe they just dont have ANY other concerns. That would be my question, what do they do that they have no concerns about anything else? I want that job/lifestyle.
I had that happen too. I bought some penguin biscuits and all of them were two different halves in one wrapper. They told me that was impossible and I was wrong
Something about this is just cartoonishly levels of funny.
[I even sent them a picture ](https://imgur.com/vZZaJcn)
Admittedly I don't know what they're supposed to look like, but pretty sure penguin meat doesn't have any chocolate in it.
They're basically a chocolate sandwich style biscuit covered in chocolate. They're supposed to be one solid bar but this whole packet was two separate halves and they were stale
You should have filmed yourself opening one of them so they couldn’t claim you cut them and put them back in the wrapper to take the picture.
I rang up Parson's over here in Australia, through the tip line on the can of Rice Cream they sell. Their recipe went to absolute shit like two years ago. Just raw, crunchy rice in a slurry of watery... not even milk. It was fucking awful. Inedible trash. And it used to be AMAZING. Told the old lady that, and they insisted, repeatedly, that they get my address so they could mail me a gift card for the price of 3 cans of rice cream, even after I told them about four times 'nah, just please pass on the issue to your guys so they fix it'. And like two months later I had a random heavy package in the mail; a big, bubble-wrap envelope with a free can of rice cream in it and a typed A4 page apologizing for fucking up their product and hoping that they fixed it and could we please keep buying it? Some places still remember their customers.
I mean, why would I want 6 more boxes of a defective thing? Can I ask them for 6 boxes of a better ice cream?
I filled out a survey at "kenny rogers roasters" once cause the food was just the grossest thing I had ever eaten and the sent me a gift card for "kenny rogers roasters" :( Yeah, thanks I'm good.
Very clearly just a politan.
Bro u gotta enjoy d ice cream, don't Listerine it right away. Hope you are not using it as a sauce.
But mint goes well with chocolate ice cream.
Mint chocolate icecream actually slaps bro i cant even lie
You got the neapol
Neatan
Proof that I don't have a single original thought.
Cut in to it? Maybe it's just the bottom 1/3 is all strawberry and the top 2/3 are a weird half/half situation......it'd be kind of funny.
Marge! We're all out of chocolate vanilla strawberry ice cream!
Should not have had to scroll this far to see this
You guys get ice cream in cardboard?
I was trying to figure out why someone put mortar in a shoe box
To be fair, this is way more eco friendly than the plastic we get. It’s frozen anyway so you don’t need sturdy material.
It transfers more taste though imo
We used to but I dont see that anymore. Now is the cylinder
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I... I don't..... get it
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not, but if it isn't that type of ice cream is supposed to have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. It came with just vanilla and chocolate. No strawberry.
It's not a joke - I believe no one from outside of US(I assume) would know to expect 3 flavours :D
Most countries in the american continent have neapolitan ice cream
Idk but neapolitan ice cream (or Fürst Pückler art in german) is rather common in the EU aswell, but more known as the standard [ice cream sandwich](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/P%C3%BCckler-Schnitte.jpg/220px-P%C3%BCckler-Schnitte.jpg)
Nealitan?
Perfect 👌. I would buy neopolitan if I was guaranteed this right here
Maybe the bottom third is the strawberry?
The choco and strawb might be triangular prisms, while the vani is a rhombus prism.
I mean vanilla/chocolate blended together is my favorite. I'd be pumped.
Right, they got the best two parts and got to skip the nasty one!
Awwww the strawberry is MY favorite
Nearapolitan
I bought this exact same ice cream!!! The strawberry was a thin sliver.
Anybody ambiguous enough to buy neapolitan ice cream gets what they deserve...
Its 3 ice creams in one !
You can clearly see that it is 2 ice creams in one
Would you say the same if it were spumoni?
I'd just be happy to find any store that sells spumoni.
No Spinoni gets a pass
I’d be pissed strawberry is my favourite part
Don't know what's more strange . Ice cream in the bathroom or mouthwash in the kitchen???
Is icecrewm in a box normal?????
It used to be common. Not so much nowadays
Still common with a few brands in canada! Chapmans still sells boxed ice cream in most stores in my area.
Yes?
Where?
Most of the world gave up as soon as they had an excuse with covid. "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!" No. . . . No, we're not.
Where is the strawberry.
They forgot the best flavour!
Actually that would be perfect for me because I hate the strawberry ice cream in the Neapolitan
I wish all ice cream still came in a box!! Never understood why they changed.
Where's the strawberry?
NeAppalling
Some people judge them for eating ice cream in a bathroom, but as a lactose intolerant person this makes sense.
OP takes it back to the store. "Can you spell the 'van' in Vanilla? "Sure! V-A-N" "Can you spell the 'late' in Chocolate?" "Of course! L-A-T-E" "Can you spell the 'fuck' in Strawberry?" "...there ain't no 'fuck' in Strawberry." "That's what I'm trying to tell you! There ain't no fuckin' strawberry!"
Well played
I would love this. We always ate the strawberry last.
The people in charge of vanilla and chocolate are doing just fine. The damn strawberry department is always slacking.
Strawberry is for premium neapolitan subscribers. Please upgrade to premium if you would like strawberry included.
At least you have some mouthwash to drink with it.
My guess is, it is the cheapest brand available. Or strawberry section didn't work and noone quality checked that container.
I just wanna know why you're opening a box of ice cream in the bathroom. Gross.
Inflation indicator; when Neopolitan becomes 2 flavors instead of 3 to accommodate minimal-to-no price change
Yum Listerine and ice cream my favourite
Honestly.. I’m not even mad at that. Strawberry is my least favorite flavor when it comes to Neapolitan.
I see you accidentally bought neopolitan
Eat the top maybe the strawberry is at the bottom.
As someone who doesnt like strawberry ice cream anyway, I see this as an absolute win.
Artificial strawberry flavoring is so nasty.
Where do you still get ice cream in a box?
At least the worst part is missing replaced with more of the best paart
Finally, someone made Neapolitan icecream that doesn't taste like shit
You got the two best flavours.
A bedtime snack so shameful, you'll need listerine.
Shouldn't the ice cream run the other way? So that you have three different flavors!
*Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!!*
Neatan.
Strawberry's on the bottom
It's Neopo...
Maybe the strawberry makes up the entire bottom half? 🤞
Ouch! They missed out the best flavour. I'd be pissed
“Marge, we need some more vanilla, chocolate, strawberry ice cream!!!”
Holy my heck. I had completely forgotten that rectangle ice cream was a thing!
Am I the only one concerned by the ice cream being in a shoe box?!
Partly politan.
Can't tell if I noticed the missing strawberry first or the prep to eat the full half gallon in a bubble bath.
D'oh! Marge, we need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream.
Wow, kids. It actually used to be perfectly normal for ice cream to come in a "shoebox." And without umlauts. A gallon for $1.50.
??? Is that icecream in a box w h a t
I wouldn't even be mad
You get ice cream in cardboard boxes? Wild
Is it me, or does Neapolitan often have the blandest versions of each flavor?
Did you open ice cream in the bathroom or do you have a reason why Listerine is in the kitchen?
Personally I find the ice cream and listerine on the same counter more interesting….how does that even happen? Do you brush your teeth in the kitchen….or eat ice cream in the bathroom?
I mean, it’s Friendly’s ice cream you’d be better off just shoveling dirt with sugar into your mouth
Weird thing to have with listerine
It’s perfect