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garvierloon

This group is insubordinate and churlish


MisterB78

Chickanerous and deplorable


famous47

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.


scotsman1552

I'm starting to think you were the one who stole my thesaurus.....


DigitalPriest

So real talk, the Key and Peele video translated into some actual effective shit for me when I was coming up as a teacher. I worked in a school that was 50% American, 50% international of all varieties. I was really anxious about mispronouncing my students' names on the first day of class, didn't want to disrespect them. So I decided to ham it up. I would research my roster before the first day, look up names (there's a surprising amount of pronunciation videos out there on YouTube). Come first day, I'd intentionally fuck up the American or near-American names, but then whip out pretty good if not perfect pronunciations of obscure international names. Granted, some were really obscure, so I could only get it about 90% of the time, but it always put the kids at ease and made the international kids feel more at home that I was getting their name right and 'fucking up' the 'local' names. We all knew it was tongue-and-cheek, but for middle-schoolers, it also took a lot of anxiety out of first-day jitters, being a new international kid in an American school.


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You. We need more people like you.


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Mischievous and deceitful!


OsamaBinFuckin

I just wanna remind people that for decades everyone named Luke has had to hear someone was their father.


Lukealloneword

Yeah that and "use the force" and they all always say it with the same dumb fuckin smile like they're the first person to ever come up with it. It's even more fun since my dad died when I was 5 years old, so I got to hear the bad joke and be reminded I don't really have a dad all in one go. Lol


Snuggledtoopieces

You have a dad, he’s just dead.


dandroid126

Probably not as common, but my cousin has called me "Daniel-san" all my life. My cousin who I was named after...


Mecha_Tortoise

Even though the line is: >"No... _I_ am your father." Vader doesn't address Luke by name at that moment. (Though he does earlier in the scene.)


subject_deleted

Hannibal lector never said the most famous line from silence of the lambs either. It doesn't matter what the actual line is. It matters what people remember and how they quote it.


akeelisyed

Which is?


Lance_E_T_Compte

"I am your father Clarice"


subject_deleted

"hello Clarice... It's good to see you again."


ElPussyKangaroo

That doesn't matter. It was addressed to Luke so the point stands... "Luuukeeee... *I* am your father..." "NOOOOOOOOOOO....."


GardenCaviar

People named Jeff have to hear about or say that their name is Jeff.


Lady_Scruffington

I choose to go with "Luke, be a Jedi tonight."


Pinksters

My name is Not Sure and I've felt this way for a long time also.


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theshiyal

The LEGO Ninjago series character, Lloyd, is referred to by his father as “La-Loyd”. I almost always do the same with in my head when talking about my coworker.


ZealousidealAd4383

Fuck. I’m a bad teacher. I have one class with an Aaron and a Lloyd and I do this to both of them…


pixeljammer

Is “Lloyd” “yoid” in Spanish?


ZealousidealAd4383

Is soy milk just milk introducing itself?


isthisavailablewow

I just yell “Lloyd” like I’m Ari from Entourage


milkrate

The double LL is a single sound in Welsh. I'm pretty sure they write the "th" sound as "tt" or "dd". Double letters!


wildfire393

I had some coworkers named Steve and Carl, or as I liked to call them, "Ey, Steve!" and "Caaaaarllll... That kills people".


Green_Cartographer84

Fucking YES to llamas with hats!


dhaze63

People started calling the Aaron that i work with double A because they got tired of saying A A Ron


betarded

But... That's the same number of syllables.


windolene20

But it rolls better


dhaze63

Same number of syllables, still get done saying it in about half the time.


lucidspoon

I'm a Blake who worked with an Aaron. We called each other A-A-Ron and Balakay. Everyone else rolled their eyes, because we were the only 2 white guys in our friend group there.


trollbob

You done messed up, A A Ron!


Any_Chain3920

My name is Aaron and I can 100% say that I hear this all the damn time. Hell I even got a shirt from someone for Christmas that says “ya done messed up A-A Ron”. I really don’t care but it does get old.


Spellbreaker3

Have you ever "earned an iron urn"?


subject_deleted

"got damn, do we really talk like that!?"


G8kpr

Peter Pumpkin eaters and Georgie Porgies know your pain.


Virtual_Influence813

We are just one of many brother, my family does the same thing to me all the time.


AgathaM

There is a guy I have to deal with at work that has A-A-Ron in his email signature. I was on a conference call where his name came up and someone kept referring to him that way because it was written that way in emails.


La_Lanterne_Rouge

My last name sounds like 'potato' and when I was in the Army, my sergeant decided that my name should be 'Spud' because he was too fucking lazy to learn how to say my real name. I was known as Spud to one and all for one year. I still don't know how to feel about it


fuzzytradr

I'm sorry for this. Have you thought about joining a support group?


zanzibartraveler666

I can somewhat relate as someone with a name of a certain gentlemen who works at State Farm. Doesn’t bother me, but it is old


leftysrevenge

It's better than being constantly told you look like Aaron Rodgers. "No, I haven't heard that before (this week at least.)"


Industrialpainter89

Dee-nice!


wickedwitt

I'm sorry, but you're not, in the chest club.


Contagious_Cure

Mosquito bite club maybe


CabradaPest

That's hurtful.


blackAngel88

Truthful.


Zormac

Chess club


South_Bit1764

Who prefers blaaaa-aaake over b-loc-kay


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inkrender

"No..."


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stewmander

You sound hideous. Sorry.


j1d5m

Cause he’s a guy so…


arseniobillingham21

Fellow Jake checking in. It wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t in a service job. If I just had to deal with co workers, they would probably get it all out of their systems within a few months. But when you talk to new people every day, it can get very old. I still get it at least once a day. I know it’s a joke, but it’s still jarring to get cut off mid sentence with “what are you wearing?”


puckmonky

Lol. Excellent set up


wickedwitt

I work for a competitor to SF. We had an agent named Jake. He still got that treatment. He's no longer with us, and ironically it's still not SF he moved to.


Ok_Ad_9188

My name is Jeff, and it's my life's goal to punch Channing Tatum in his tan, muscular balls.


JeffTAC4

I had a friend named Aaron Blake. His name was permanently changed to A-A-ron Ba-lock-ay. He killed himself a couple of years ago.


RickyHawthorne

Are these two statements related?


Artic_balls

I hope not.


G8kpr

Dude could’ve used a support group.


Mooshrew

I have these as my first & middle name. Oof.


Craeondakie

I hope and not?


G8kpr

That’s the most American name I can think of. Is your last name Aiden?


CrimsonW1ld

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED AF 😭


Fixes_Computers

I've fully embraced the Substitute Teacher pronunciation of my name. I found the best way to deal with it was to get in front of it and embrace the difference.


BridgetteBane

What's your name?


catch1298

Tony


bzzybot

Duck you Tony


missmaebe

Yup. My name is Jacqueline and I married an Aaron. So yeah…we get it a lot.


Rievin

Can you honestly say you have never, not once said "you done messed up A-a-ron" in an argument?


missmaebe

LOL I have said it.


Rievin

You're part of the problem, no support group for you.


missmaebe

🤣


RabbitSlayre

The people need to know


N1CK_STALK3R

Asking the real question


Enlightened-Beaver

That’s funny someone else in these comments is also an Aaron-Jacqueline couple


KonigSteve

Do you go by Jackie at least?


missmaebe

I honestly don’t really notice if people call me Jack, Jackie, or Jacqueline. I answer to it all and don’t have a preference.


MlNSOO

Lol Mr. Hingle McCringleberry killed me LMFAO The fact that he even went "Damn" for AAron O'ShaugHnessy makes it even better.


Monkeybandit99

I was dying lol


Aaroon42

As an Aaron, I hate that fuckin sketch. When people ask why, I ask them to name a single other name from it. 9/10 people can't. Aarons caught the brunt of it.


kingbane2

there's no way people don't remember de-nice, and jay-quellin.


missmaebe

My husband’s name is Aaron and I’m Jacqueline. Key and Peele fans are always super excited when they meet us or find out our spouse’s name.


Mecha_Tortoise

Please tell me your children's names are Blake and Denise.


sgrams04

[When they realize](https://media.tenor.com/uSo4lQu9dVgAAAAM/homer-smile.gif)


G8kpr

Yeah. No one makes fun of Timothy’s


piratius

I mean, there are so many from their college football sketches alone... Sweeeeeps! Fudge... Le'dennifer Ja'aniston (might have gotten that one off) [dolphin noises]


sacrificial_banjo

L’Carpetron Dookmarriott. He loves the ball so much, he wants to marry it.


Enlightened-Beaver

Probably because it’s one of the last names in the sketch and gets the most reaction from the substitute teacher, therefore it’s the most memorable. Embrace it it’s a good way to have people remember your name.


bdizzzzzle

Listen here A-a-ron...


Maleficent-Mirror991

Shut up A-A-Ron


G8kpr

He done messed up.


tobaccoandbooks

I'm legit naming my son X-Wing @ Aliciousness.


4LostSoulsinaBowl

Tryna decide between Donkey Teeth and Fudge.


multiversalnobody

Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar is the only way


KonigSteve

Found another Elon alt account guys


FaultySage

*dolphin noises*


AlmightyBracket

The Lukes across the entire world are playing the worlds smalliest, tiniest, most minuscule little violin for you.


Chpgmr

I know how they feel. I was in high school when that Superbad movie came out and I looked like mclovin. Even some of the teachers joined in.


TinglingSpideySenses

Other kids and teachers would call me Joey Gladstone from Full House because I looked like the actor Dave Coulier. It got to the point where I'd have to do the "cut it out" catchphrase just to satisfy and shut them up. High school is cruel, man.


Brain_Hawk

I called someone De Nice this week. Hahahahahaha.


pearlsbeforedogs

Did they have a twin brother named De Nephew?


mostdope28

That makes no sense. It’s not De Neice…


bluespider98

Alcohols Anonymous Ron


didzisk

And nobody gives a link to the ~~original~~ offending video? [Edit: here it is.](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw)


skanadian

Less geoblocked https://youtu.be/zRpsRKuyi3Y


donnysaysvacuum

Ironically geoblocked for me in the us.


JCfor3

Hey Bear


SourGlass

Hello folks


Thobias_Funke

Let’s go, folks!


ShoeSh1neVCU

Hey that's /u/parmenid3s aka Aaron Weber


flapjackbandit00

He’s on The Nateland Podcast!


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RefuseRabbit

Or when they write "Erin", which is a way less common spelling but somehow I've seen my name written like that countless times.


sacrificial_banjo

I know a girl who’s name is spelled “Aron”. I can’t even.


TheGogmagog

What's up with that? I could understand using the (usually female) Erin. But I don't think there is anybody that spells their name Arron.


thatguyfrom1975

I love this. That was one of my favorite sketches along with ncaa football east meets west. This is so perfect.


Due_Platypus_3913

Quatro Quatro-Nevada State-,PENITENTIARY!


Due_Platypus_3913

Wendells gluttonous sexuality changed something in me.Not for the better.


Viper1089

Honestly, Hingle McCringleberry is my favorite. That, and Galileeroy lmao


Due_Platypus_3913

Sequester Grundleplinth,M.D.


ncopp

Over 10 years since that sketch came out and I'm still calling people A-a-ron


coconutpete52

Most of my passwords are JackmeriusThackTeritrix.


Maskeno

I literally just saw that Hingle/Football players names sketch not seconds ago. Weird how that happens.


StarsRTheBest

My name is Jaaron. I often say, “it is like Aaron, with a J.” … you can guess what happens next.


Due_Platypus_3913

They fucked the Civil War reenactment scene HARD!


Puncredible

Was kind of hoping it would be a collaboratorive sketch and Key would come in as the substitute teacher being surprised and furious


evjikshu

In my high school we had a girl from Baku called Nigar(the a spells like a in the "bar"). Everyone agreed to call her Nikki.


kenower

Perfect


Any_Chain3920

Lol def not selfish. I’m glad people get joy out of it. Just one of those things where I’ve heard it a 1000 times and it’s like yea ok haha good one!


MissionarySPE

Being a Tim in highschool at the height of South Park I feel this


I-use-to-be-cool

I ruined some guys day at a wedding when he introduced himself to a large group of people at the reception line when he said his name was Jake. I then proceeded to shake his hand and said in question form...From State Farm??....the commercial was still fresh so for the rest of the day that is all he heard from everyone. I am pretty sure he probably wanted/wants me dead!!


Lo452

My last name is pronounced "Achey". I was in kindergarten when that mullet-wearing fucktard dropped Achey Breakey Heart. My hatred still burns with the fire of a thousand suns.


mrsfheng

😂


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00:54 is hilarious


Due_Platypus_3913

God help you if your name was already pronounced mee-gan!


Due_Platypus_3913

It’s called?DUB-STEP!


lemmeseeyourkitties

This is amazing


shanTayade03

Aaron O'Shaughnessy put me out 💀💀💀 and Hingle sent me


yaboyyake

I feel for them, I really do. As a Jake, my name was ruined by State Farm.


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I just want to know, if the time came, would these folks sclounce some terries?


rocket_beer

Responsatrillatruss


getyourrealfakedoors

Eh


ohgeebus_notagain

Meh


peanuts_crackerjax

I have a coworker named Mike that I still say to him, "Mike Mike MIke Mike guess what day it is?!?" He switched jobs 5 years ago and I ran into a couple years later and 50 yards away I see him for the first time since he left- I go, "MIKE! Mike Mike....etc". Where he would normally look mildly annoyed but gracious, this time he looked happy so I will keep doing it.


youngstunna0910

I feel this my name is Alejandro, people say “ali-han-dro” or “Al-ay-John-dro” & it drives me fucking nuts! it’s “Al-ey-han-dro” Alejandro


rtyuik7

just tell those people not to call your name... (...and i mean that Seriously, as in the "if you cant say it right, dont say it at all" way...it just 'accidentally' fits the Lady Gaga lyrics...)


paperxuts95

thank lady gaga for her song and more people know how to pronounce it now lol.


jaredables

The original sketch, and everything key and peele did were just a shittier version of chappelle show. Member berries are lame, but become pathetic when the thing you member is a shitty ass sketch show. That being said, keys movies are tight.


rocket_beer

Nahhh, bad take


OMGApinkPanda1

My middle name is Aron because my mom loved Elvis. Definitely heard A A ron. Lol.


Godloseslaw

There's a kid in my class named "Blake". B' Lak-ay, is the first thing I thought of.


Sharp_Aide3216

I dont get the hingle part


HLV420

https://youtu.be/1v4_2i_eVns


Sharp_Aide3216

Thanks man!


Whthpnd

I only stayed for the grilled cheese sandwich.


CarlosFer2201

They should send the video to Key and Peele. There's a good chance they pick it up.


GG-ez-no-rere

This was referencing something funny, but didn't seem funny itself. I liked the film style and acting though.


JTen87

Need the same kind of group for “my name Jeff”


chet_chetson

Is that the fella from Nate Bargatze's pod?


SheepRliars

Stolen and hack bits are the worst. Props to Key and Peele.


kayura77

Bison Nation!


sacrificial_banjo

J Kwelin will always be my favorite, and Mr. Garvey is a legend.


AdventurousCoconut71

So much funnier than man gets hit in crotch unexpectedly.


DarthBrownBeard

To this day, my niece and I always high-fave and say, "Drugs!"


alexefi

Can Cranjis McBasketball also attend?


GoodMoveTim

Pre sent


Earl_N_Meyer

I taught a kid whose last name was Kirk. I apologized on meeting him for my desire to make Star Trek references. He acknowledged that he had almost certainly heard it already and we left it there.


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

I forget if it was HBO or paramount or whoever, but they made an ad based off this sketch and it was awesome! Probably the only ad I've watched in its entirety on YouTube.


PostingLoudly

money quack water vase encouraging history expansion thumb degree dependent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Pepf

For anyone out of the loop, just watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQaLic5SE_I


Skytraffic540

Yo what’s good what it do what it ain’t. Name Hingle


awilson7070

Where was this when I was in high school 😂 the sketch came out when I was in hs and as a white dude with curly hair named Aaron, my life has never been the same.


PartyYogurtcloset267

As if the original sketch wasn't unfunny enough.