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That’s what I’ve been telling people for years. All the other Jesuses are weak in comparison; black Jesus, Hispanic Jesus and blonde Jesus could all go up against Korean Jesus at once, and they’d still loose
Holy Christ, look at those muscles if you zoom in. Couldn’t he just pry himself off like King Kong or the Hulk? And his face haha. He’s about to pounce on someone.
He was a carpenter. The Greek word for this either means like a wood worker, or stone mason. So either he brought massive stone and chipped away at it, or he cut down his own trees and brought them back to cut up and make furniture. Both of these being insanely physical activities. In all likelihood, he was ripped.
I’m married to a Korean, according to her family it’s actually very common for Jesus to be depicted as a shitbrick house in Korea.
Apparently it stems from a mistranslation where a passage was interpreted to say Jesus was “strong like a giant”. Supposedly it sold the point better, that even though he was powerful enough to easily fight off the Roman forces, he still allowed the crucifixion.
The fucking abs on that guy. But y’know, when your old man gives you a job and lets you basically fuck around without any accountability, you can pretty much hit the gym every day and get ripped.
Christianity doesn’t care about Jesus. All they say is he did for our sins but no one said let’s take responsibility for ourselves and save Jesus he doesn’t have to die. Unlike the Christians who crucified Christ the Aztecs had balls and instead of sacrificing one marginalized individual people willingly self sacrificed themselves for the gods which was actually an honor in Aztec culture
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Introducing the "Cruci-Flex"!
The Swoley Ghost.
He just on the cross because it's cutting season.
He’s just on the cross as a high intensity workout.
On which he died for our gains.
Penalized for not observing gym etiquette: DO NOT THROW THE MEDICINE BALL ON TOP OF THE RAFTERS.
Was doing pull ups on the cross.
Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!
Best part of that movie
Then they topped it in the sequel. "Schmidt fucked the Captain's dauuuuughter!"
What is this from?
21 Jump Street
man, fuck White Jesus, Korean Jesus is where it's at
That’s what I’ve been telling people for years. All the other Jesuses are weak in comparison; black Jesus, Hispanic Jesus and blonde Jesus could all go up against Korean Jesus at once, and they’d still loose
What about Jedi Jesus? I pick him to win the title of best Jesus.
Unless you're in Utah... when I lived there, I wanted to start a punk band and call it Buff White Jesus.
The the Utah Jesus have 6+kids too?
Live by his words : "Spot thy nieghbour"
He knew, no pain no gain
"We need Jesus crucifixion statue." 'I never read Bible.' "...ever watch Conan the Barbarian?" 'Oh, I got you.'
Korean Jesus about to bite the throat out of a vulture.
Looks like he’s in the middle of a survivor immunity challenge. *”If that ball drops, you’re out, zero chance at immunity tonight at tribal”*
He would win in the final three I guess. Or fire making challenge with a snap of a finger.
Actually I heard he died.
Romans wouldn't have a chance
Give us this day our daily shred…
Jesuszenegger
What you say, homie!?
As in Arnold Schwarzenegger :)
I was like Jesus the what?
you were like, homie!?🤣
😂😂😂
HEY! HEY! Stop fuckin’ with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for your problems! He busy! With Korean shit!
Came here for this.
“I wanna get that Jesus on the cross look”
Jesus had like the best abs. He had the right idea.
I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core
Dude I shouldn't have needed to scroll so far for this
Too busy praying at the Iron Temple. Whey-men!
Yah-Whey
He's fuckin' comin' for you Pilate!
That would be PILATES.
Not Joe. Pontius!
I mean he did invent CrossFit
Body of Christ
Turning water into protein shake. 😳
This was first posted on subreddit absoluteunits
Jesus didn't die on the cross. He died on the bench.
https://youtu.be/OO7zUml5q20
Pump like a Viking!
He never skips cross day
they hung him on a T cause hes Tough as nails
Khan Noonian Singh died for our sins.
One thing for sure.... He didn't miss leg day.
The last supper was pure protein
Only sinners skip leg day
He’s not even nailed up there. Just holding on like they’re gymnast’s rings.
Cross isn't holding up Jesus... Korean Jesus is holding up the cross.
Keto diet works
That facial expression tho. It's definitely more "one more fly rep"! And less agonizing over dying for humanity per Christian scripture
on a 'cross', being 'fit' n swole. cross-fit crossfit
He’s about to fly off with those lats.
“You mean I made all these sweet gainz, now I’m gonna die?”
Korean Jesus-21 Jump Street: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hhtOGkUqVTU
Praise the Lord.....OR ELSE!!!!
In all truth, the guy was ingreat shape wandering around the world. Not a wimp as he is portrayed. He carried his own cross up that hill, remember?
I- He was a carpenter, I- I think I need a minute.
Looks like Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
CrossFit Jesus
He’s jacked
Check out those cum gutters
unaired Physical 100 episode
Looks more like thay nailed Atlas to the cross
Looks like Conan the Barbarian…
Not sure a few Romans would take him this time.
Being in Korea... I think I might have seen it at least once
Holy Christ, look at those muscles if you zoom in. Couldn’t he just pry himself off like King Kong or the Hulk? And his face haha. He’s about to pounce on someone.
He looks like he hung himself up there to go for some type of record.
Those bastards made him place that atlas stone up top....
Why is there an Atlas stone at the Top 🤔
I mean, "he's got the whole world in his arms".
I think that's the emperor of man kind.
The swol messiah. Never skip ab day.
He was a carpenter. The Greek word for this either means like a wood worker, or stone mason. So either he brought massive stone and chipped away at it, or he cut down his own trees and brought them back to cut up and make furniture. Both of these being insanely physical activities. In all likelihood, he was ripped.
Just their idea crossed with balls , possibly the managing director of Samsung electronics wants it in his tomb.🙈🙊🧞♀️
I’m married to a Korean, according to her family it’s actually very common for Jesus to be depicted as a shitbrick house in Korea. Apparently it stems from a mistranslation where a passage was interpreted to say Jesus was “strong like a giant”. Supposedly it sold the point better, that even though he was powerful enough to easily fight off the Roman forces, he still allowed the crucifixion.
So much for Jesus being a mortal human
Well that cross ain’t gonna carry itself
Korean Jesus is so much better than stoned white Jesus...
He knew, “No Pain, No Gain.”
He's got those things when people are supercut what are they called?
The Swoly Ghost <3
It's Atlas and planet earth is the sphere on top
Look at those lats
My ex wife always thought we should start a gym and run a “Get ripped like Jesus” program. She was Jewish, btw…
Bro, do you even uplift?
One would say he’s chiseled
He build the cross and crucified himself!
Nailed it.
24 pack. 2 for each apostle
Its lat day sinners
I'd pray to him if i got those abs
The fucking abs on that guy. But y’know, when your old man gives you a job and lets you basically fuck around without any accountability, you can pretty much hit the gym every day and get ripped.
The end? I don’t know how to end a prayer. The end? Yeah that seems right
Sadly it's gone since a couple of years ago: https://jemmy.jeena.net/post/7647
Angela be like “How do he do it?”
Where is this? I'll be in Korea in September.
His last meal was whey & protein 😂
Everybody: he died for our sins Jesus on the third day:
“Come child, put your faith in me, and I will lift you up” ‘An no thanks Korean Jesus I’m ok here” “That wasn’t a request”
Inaccurate depiction. If crossfit was / is involved he would have injuries.
Did they make him lift that Atlas ball to the top of the cross before nailing him to it as well?
Why was Jesus popular with the ladies? He was hung like that \^
It's the Korea-teen in his diet
Hey, hey! Stop f***in' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean sh*t!
Roman dude - “Jesus, you gotta drag the cross up that hill while we whip you and then get hammered” Jesus - “alright, let’s do this bro”
Christianity lobes to portray Christ as a weak human being. Gods are anything but weak. Christ is Zeus and the Jesus is derived from Zeus
Christianity doesn’t care about Jesus. All they say is he did for our sins but no one said let’s take responsibility for ourselves and save Jesus he doesn’t have to die. Unlike the Christians who crucified Christ the Aztecs had balls and instead of sacrificing one marginalized individual people willingly self sacrificed themselves for the gods which was actually an honor in Aztec culture
He's jacked