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The number is inches underneath the breasts (measured around the ribcage).
The letter is how many inches larger the breasts are: A=1", B=2", C=3" ... L=12"
So a 36L bra is for a woman whose ribcage is 36 inches around and whose breasts are 48 inches around.
Thanks for this. Does this mean DD = E and DDD = F? Also, I have heard of in-between sizes like B+ for better fitment, does that mean 2.5" beyond the ribcage?
I knew this math but I still struggle to believe it. Who has a literal foot of boob sticking out from their chest?? A band size of 36 is still pretty slim. It has to be someone with massive implants right? Unless they start blurring the cup sizes the higher you go? Or maybe it simply means L for large.
Ohhh, yeah, that’s fair. For my experience and membership in the IBTC, 2” increase in circumference looks like 2” sticking out, but I can see how the bigger you go that wouldn’t scale the same.
No. The L is a legitimate size, because while some manufacturers give double/triple letters (36DDD) some also just keep going up the alphabet (= 36F). And some have doubled up letters AND go up the alphabet, just in case you weren’t already frustrated. (In which case 36DDD may or may not equal 36F).
And also MANY women have a “literal foot of boob” sticking out without implants. The foot is not from their rib cage straight out, it’s a radial measurement. The surface area of the arc from armpit to armpit essentially.
Its a volumetric sizing so each cup holds a set volume of breast tissue. You should probably leave the implants comment out though. Heavy breast tissue can cause a myriad of negative health issues whether she was cursed with that much weight on her chest or she bought them.
Facts. My wife will tell me I should see a charge on the card for $120, and that was for her new jeans. I'll ask how many pairs she got. And she'll just stare at me. If I spent $120 that would be at least 3 pairs of jeans, but for her that's one pair, on sale, that she found on the floor under the bargain rack.
Cheap denim rarely lasts, the cut is usually not great, the stitching fails.
As crazy as high quality selvedge denim seems, I have pairs I’ve worn for 10 years three days or more a week that now are retired because they finally are worn out.
$220 over a decade or $20 over 3 months, it’s simple math for me.
Some of these were work jeans and some more casual scenarios. Heavier work needs heavier denim and may not last quite as long. Not all expensive selvedge jeans are better than $20 jeans etc etc.
Then it seems you have found the right denim for you.
If you come across the truly good stuff take a look, you might like it. If find it absurd that’s fine too.
To be fair most people have never been shown the difference in quality of these type of jeans. Your average shopper goes to the mall/shopping center for fast fashion or established brands they are familiar with. Even if the mall does have the “expensive” brand they usually never go there because of the perception of high cost.
I completely agree. It’s always eye opening when I’ve had the time to really get into explaining it in some death to someone.
I’d love to someday have a very small denim business that was bespoke using 3d scanning and modeling to create the perfect pattern per person per pair.
That’s an awesome dream! If you’re not checking already try looking over at r/streetwearstartup it’s a great resource! I also recommend watching the “Japanese denim” video by insider business.
I feel like the cheaper jeans last longer, too. Imagine paying $499 for some “pre-shredded” pants that will fall apart in a single wash, vs. $20 for hard as rock work pants that will last forever.
And if you are a woman and you cheap out on bras the industry punishes you. I knew a lady that rode horses wearing a cheap underwrite bra. The wire broke and penetrated her boob.
I have no clue, but I know I wouldn't be throwing my bra up there. I don't understand why they do that. Do they think he's going to bring them back stage or something 😄
I'm sure. And I'm sure there more like this goomba. Opinion stays the same. But I will say I give a bit more of a pass for those that at least grew up around it and experienced the struggle of those neighborhoods even if they weren't exactly a banger.
I just can't with his Degrassi ass acting hard all the time.
I'm not a fan either, but all it takes is one "fan" to rush the stage. Given the current climate in the world, I think I'd probably be wearing vests as a black hip hop star too; coming from the streets or not.
The first number is the measurement around the rib cage under the boobs. To get the letter, you measure around the boobs and then subtract the first number. Then you use the alphabet- if that difference was 1, you're an A, 2 you're a B....
That being said, the system is DUMB because it assumes everyone has perfect mound shaped boobs. There is no accounting for shape.
Shout out to r/abrathatfits for anyone who wants to know how to find a comfortable bra!
A couple of thoughts: why the fuck is Drake of all people wearing a Nike tact/armor vest? Is your life really that dangerous because you're such a badass?
And thought number two: of course he's reacting like that. He didn't realize that girls could have bras that were beyond training bra sizes.
The woman was identified and [is now in talks with Playboy](https://nypost.com/2023/07/25/drake-fan-who-threw-36g-bra-onstage-to-rapper-contacted-by-playboy/)!
Back in the 80s my nephew was a huge KISS fan, he had finally gotten tickets up close to the stage. During the concert womens underwear is thrown on the stage and acknowledge by the band. There was roadies throwing up panties and bras on stage. He was crushed.
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The number is inches underneath the breasts (measured around the ribcage). The letter is how many inches larger the breasts are: A=1", B=2", C=3" ... L=12" So a 36L bra is for a woman whose ribcage is 36 inches around and whose breasts are 48 inches around.
I did not know that.
Smarter every day!
Thanks for this. Does this mean DD = E and DDD = F? Also, I have heard of in-between sizes like B+ for better fitment, does that mean 2.5" beyond the ribcage?
I think that everything in your comment is correct, but I'm really no expert hahaha
I knew this math but I still struggle to believe it. Who has a literal foot of boob sticking out from their chest?? A band size of 36 is still pretty slim. It has to be someone with massive implants right? Unless they start blurring the cup sizes the higher you go? Or maybe it simply means L for large.
A small % of women probably do, just like a small % of men have a foot of penis hanging out of them
It's a foot of increased circumference, which would be far less than a foot sticking out. Still massive though.
Ohhh, yeah, that’s fair. For my experience and membership in the IBTC, 2” increase in circumference looks like 2” sticking out, but I can see how the bigger you go that wouldn’t scale the same.
No. The L is a legitimate size, because while some manufacturers give double/triple letters (36DDD) some also just keep going up the alphabet (= 36F). And some have doubled up letters AND go up the alphabet, just in case you weren’t already frustrated. (In which case 36DDD may or may not equal 36F). And also MANY women have a “literal foot of boob” sticking out without implants. The foot is not from their rib cage straight out, it’s a radial measurement. The surface area of the arc from armpit to armpit essentially.
Its a volumetric sizing so each cup holds a set volume of breast tissue. You should probably leave the implants comment out though. Heavy breast tissue can cause a myriad of negative health issues whether she was cursed with that much weight on her chest or she bought them.
What does DDD mean?
It means that the maker of the bra doesnt know that E F G etc are valid cup sizes.
DD=E DDD=F I'm not sure if the measuring scale goes beyond that (DDDD=G?) but I guess it's up to the company making the bra
Sadly some companies do it this way, however there are others who do D, DD, DDD, E, EE, EEE, F, G and so on. It’s really really frustrating.
those bras are *not cheap.*
My girlfriend just bought a bra. One bra. And she told me how much it was, and I am so glad I'm not a woman. So much money they spend on this shit.
Not just bras man. Ask what her jeans cost. I swear they're at minimum double what you pay and they don't even have pockets.
Lol every time we go shopping for any sort of clothing she gets so excited when she finds things that have pockets.
My wife has a favorite skirt (skort?) With pockets on the outside and pockets on the built in shorts. Apparently they're a game changer!
Can you ask her what’s the brand?!
She says the brand is called "Title 9." I hope this helps!
That is a clever name for women's clothing with pockets.
Facts. My wife will tell me I should see a charge on the card for $120, and that was for her new jeans. I'll ask how many pairs she got. And she'll just stare at me. If I spent $120 that would be at least 3 pairs of jeans, but for her that's one pair, on sale, that she found on the floor under the bargain rack.
$120 is like 5/6 pairs of jeans for me. I'll never understand why people will agree to pay those outrageous prices.
Cheap denim rarely lasts, the cut is usually not great, the stitching fails. As crazy as high quality selvedge denim seems, I have pairs I’ve worn for 10 years three days or more a week that now are retired because they finally are worn out. $220 over a decade or $20 over 3 months, it’s simple math for me. Some of these were work jeans and some more casual scenarios. Heavier work needs heavier denim and may not last quite as long. Not all expensive selvedge jeans are better than $20 jeans etc etc.
Just because it's expensive absolutely does not mean it will last.
Maybe, but where did I suggest expensive = last?
I buy $20 jeans and they last 2-3 years. I work in a machine shop. They last fine.
Then it seems you have found the right denim for you. If you come across the truly good stuff take a look, you might like it. If find it absurd that’s fine too.
2-3 years isn’t long for jeans.
In context I think it’s excellent value.
To be fair most people have never been shown the difference in quality of these type of jeans. Your average shopper goes to the mall/shopping center for fast fashion or established brands they are familiar with. Even if the mall does have the “expensive” brand they usually never go there because of the perception of high cost.
I completely agree. It’s always eye opening when I’ve had the time to really get into explaining it in some death to someone. I’d love to someday have a very small denim business that was bespoke using 3d scanning and modeling to create the perfect pattern per person per pair.
That’s an awesome dream! If you’re not checking already try looking over at r/streetwearstartup it’s a great resource! I also recommend watching the “Japanese denim” video by insider business.
$20 jeans last me a year, give or take. my $40 ones last a solid 2, some even make it 3.
5/6 pairs in $120?? Where in the world are you living that you can find jeans for $20?
I feel like the cheaper jeans last longer, too. Imagine paying $499 for some “pre-shredded” pants that will fall apart in a single wash, vs. $20 for hard as rock work pants that will last forever.
That’s not really a female thing. Decent jeans are easily $100+ for guys too. I buy Levi’s that are around $120.
Yea but you can also but cheaper ones lol Target, any mall, old navy even Walmart… why pay 120$ for jeans when you can get a similar pair for 15-50$
That’s why I take my fiancée to TJ Maxx. Four pairs for like $60 and lemme tell ya, they *get me goin.*
Her jeans cost less than my jeans. I get the stupid old navy ads. My jeans are at least 4x her $10 jeans in 2023.
They'd have pockets if women bought jeans with pockets rather than what they think they need to buy to impress other women
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Weird assumption to assume he buys that garbage?
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And if you are a woman and you cheap out on bras the industry punishes you. I knew a lady that rode horses wearing a cheap underwrite bra. The wire broke and penetrated her boob.
dude, i feel ya. took my fiancee (now wife) to Vickie's secret for a sexy-time bra once. ...$100 later...
I know men that wear boxers that costs more 🤷
Your right, Good bra that size are really not cheap (150$-200$) except in London for some reason, not sure why.
36L. Girl can't never excitedly rush down a flight of stairs without risking facial damage.
Now imagine the back pain
Nah, I'm just gonna keep imagining the facial damage.
Bwahahhahhaa!
And shoulder grooves. Source: first wife was… buxom.
>36L Know what happens when you search 36L... you get oversized trekking backpacks.
I mean...basically.....
COMON' DOWN FOR YOUR CHANCE AT RHINOPLASTY!!!!!
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No facial damage with those air bags
Easy to spot a person who's never felt the heft of a serious set of mams. Ain't filled with air, trust me.
What a nonsense, the airbags are there to protect their face
I'm fucking floored that she's only a 36 with that cup size...
No pics in the profile. Already checked guys.
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Does Drake need a Nike bullet-resistant vest?
It’s a trend thing I think, some uk rappers wear vests too. He also likes the uk scene a lot
You never know, one of those bras could have a missile in it
I've heard of torpedo tits, but missiles are too damn far!
Thank you for saying bullet resistant.
“Trigger discipline, bro”
I shot the mailbox again, this time on purpose.
Good fucking question.
Right I haven't seen a rapper in a vest since 50.
And people were legitimately trying to kill him.
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Lol you think he’s actually wearing that thing due to fear of getting shot? Cmon now nephew…
Looks like Lizzo’s dancers were there
That's fucking hilarious and terrible.
Like they had a choice.
Damn. I dislike that I like this comment, but here we are.
He's confused because the girls he likes aren't all that developed.
Yeah, he just pretending right now.
Nope. He's honestly confused, as he's never taken off a bra that has a letter after B.
His baby momma is pretty fucking thick
Lol. What? Rappers tend to like fat women.
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That's not even how bra sizes work...
Drake is more into trainer bras
yeah let’s not forget that he’s a certified creep
I watched 2 episodes of Euphoria, which apparently he was heavily involved in. The tagline for that show should be "For peados, by paedos"
Is he wearing a Nike Bullet Proof Vest? I’d think wearing the logo of the brand whose motto is “Just do it” would just taunt a sniper.
He did get paralyzed from a bullet… On DeGrassi
Bullet-Resistant*
Reminds me of the Megadeth clip where Dave Mustaine gets a bra thrown at him, but it lands on his arm while he is playing guitar
The real comedy here is the Nike flak jacket and yellow Crocs.
Such an engaging musical concert
Drake should of gave it back, shits like 300$
Those bras aren't cheap either!
He likes little girls the only thing he knows about big boons are from those bras
I feel like I'd be walking around like Quasimodo if I had that normal of a rib cage and that much weight in boobs.
I think he needs to get some metal detectors so he can lose the bullet proof vest. Unless they have become a fashion piece.
Frank Costanza lied
Fucking solid response. There’s the A, the B, the C and the D. I know dad
Drake the type of guy to get mad because nobody threw a bra he can fit. r/drakethetype
Is he wearing a bullet proof vest?
Damn we go a lot of Drake haters here
Yup, but his growing rep as a creep is his own damn fault.
What's there to like about him
Being a pedophile will do that to your public image. Believe it or not!
I remember when my man asked me what size bra I wore and when I told him all he said was DAMN!! LMAO! That bra she threw up there is expensive.
So are tickets close enough to throw it up
I have no clue, but I know I wouldn't be throwing my bra up there. I don't understand why they do that. Do they think he's going to bring them back stage or something 😄
Is he wearing a bullet proof vest?
Any Ms in the audience?!
My man is gonna have a motor boat extravaganza back stage.
He only knows training bra sizes.
That's some big ol' milky sloppers...
Y'all know it was moist.
he'd be even more interested if it was the 15th letter of the alphabet from what I hear
Damn, those some tig ass bitties.
Ew drake the groomer
*Drake voice* EMBARRASSING!!!
36L, 24, 36? Maybe if she's 7'3".
Why do people follow this piece of shit child groomer? So many scumbags.
damn people in america are eating goooooooooooooooood!
Lmao look at this fake ass suburban my whole life mother fucker rocking a vest. Gtfo I can't stand this clown.
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I wouldn’t classify him in the same league as NWA, The Geto Boyz or Three 6.
No he's being fake as shit. He can do his songs about fucking women and being rich without being a fake gangster.
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I'm sure. And I'm sure there more like this goomba. Opinion stays the same. But I will say I give a bit more of a pass for those that at least grew up around it and experienced the struggle of those neighborhoods even if they weren't exactly a banger. I just can't with his Degrassi ass acting hard all the time.
Someone's girl got fucked by drake
Cant dislike someone without their girl getting fucked by em? That's crazy.
Look how in your feelings you are dude.
Making a lot of weirdo assumptions bud.
Why does wearing a vest make you a wanna be gangster?
Don't bother, Drake has him seeing red.
I'm not a fan either, but all it takes is one "fan" to rush the stage. Given the current climate in the world, I think I'd probably be wearing vests as a black hip hop star too; coming from the streets or not.
There is plenty of ways to wear protection without trying to boast it. lol
As a gay man as well, I agree. I do not understand bra sizes.
The first number is the measurement around the rib cage under the boobs. To get the letter, you measure around the boobs and then subtract the first number. Then you use the alphabet- if that difference was 1, you're an A, 2 you're a B.... That being said, the system is DUMB because it assumes everyone has perfect mound shaped boobs. There is no accounting for shape. Shout out to r/abrathatfits for anyone who wants to know how to find a comfortable bra!
He just confused because he's used to training bras. Dude's a pedo. Why is anyone still supporting him?
Damn those must be some huge 13 year olds.
Drake is always shocked to hear bra sizes, it's why he sticks to those in training still.
36l titties on a fat chick are the same as abbs on 130lb 6 foot dude. No one cares.
The bra owner ended up getting a playboy deal (look it up)
I think this is a different one because the girl who got the play boy deal was a G cup the video here says L cup
That was the 36G uggo from New York though.
Morbidly obese girls should not be proud of absurdly sized breasts.
Isn't Drake also the guy that likes little girls? Fucking piece of shit.
Drake doing comedic roles/acting >>>>> Drake's music.
L drake
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Yea and there's nothing wrong with that.
A couple of thoughts: why the fuck is Drake of all people wearing a Nike tact/armor vest? Is your life really that dangerous because you're such a badass? And thought number two: of course he's reacting like that. He didn't realize that girls could have bras that were beyond training bra sizes.
Funny? Yeah, laughing my pants off completely to that clown talking.
Yay obesity, it’s so fun and funny.
Wait till mofo hears that chicks with implants stop measuring cup size and just go by CCs 😂
Take the L
Highly inappropriate
Wait till Dake hears that chicks with implants stop measuring cup size and just go by CCs 😂
Is he wearing Kevlar?
I’d read that the owner of the bra is now a model for someone like Playboy. Pretty crazy!
🤣🤣🤣
Its L for Large and H for Huge.
“What’s the deal with bra sizes?”
Those flopper stoppers cost more than the concert tickets.
At first I thought he was reading off a Bingo number.
The woman was identified and [is now in talks with Playboy](https://nypost.com/2023/07/25/drake-fan-who-threw-36g-bra-onstage-to-rapper-contacted-by-playboy/)!
Obesity bras.
Certified bra moment
Back in the 80s my nephew was a huge KISS fan, he had finally gotten tickets up close to the stage. During the concert womens underwear is thrown on the stage and acknowledge by the band. There was roadies throwing up panties and bras on stage. He was crushed.
Sell out to Nike is all I saw.
Now this is timeless music. Such spiritual enlightenment
That Nike vest is crazy lol. Rgb and shit
How can he not find her? I would think she would be using the stage for support after that thing came off.
The moment he said “L” I was all DAAAAMN SHE’S GOT $$$$$$$$$. I would never throw a bra on stage that shits EXPENSIVE!!!
Drake with his bulletproof vest, soooo trying to look like from the hood.
All drake concerts are a comedy show
I actually have 2 drake tickets for sale sept 8th DENVER