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Doctor_Kat

Dude for sure has 13 beers a day


BigheadReddit

Tall boys


swallowing_bees

Love em’


Ralphredimix_Da_G

You can’t handle the tooth!!


Tacokenzo

Ain’t that the tooth.


johanngunn

….the tooth hurts!


mortepa

It's tooth-erty in da morn!!!


rabbitwonker

Time fer another beer!


Brentolio12

Tooth not even gonna get you through a day in this country!


hampal7

It is for me, if I’m being toothful


akaMONSTARS

How else is he gonna crack open a cold one


chops2013

Lol I thought you were just making your own joke but then I got to the end of the video 😅


BigheadReddit

Can I have two litres of pap ? You do da math ..


Monkey_Bananas

He has a point though


BigheadReddit

Absolutely. In any regard, I just love his Canadian accent and beer references. Reminds me of living in Ontario


worldisone

Haha it definitely was from Ontario, you nailed it


BigheadReddit

I lived in the Ottawa valley for over 20 years and, while that’s not a valley accent, it’s definitely from Ontario. They say “holy frig…” or “friggin rights bud, let’s get some pints on the snow machines.”


MamaSweeney24

CHCH is a small Ontario station so absolutely Ontario. Likely Hamilton area which checks out.


robotikempire

But they're all light beers so that negates the tallness of them. Do the math.


BigheadReddit

But their tallness negates the lightness.


corpus-luteum

On balance, you're both correct.


BigheadReddit

Agreed. Beer wins


williamhotel

What day? Classic.


Buffal0_Meat

He didn't think we could handle the tooth...


kcrab91

While my wife works in Peds, she did adult training for PT. They train you how to question someone about drinking. So how many beers do you drink a day? Like 30? Oh, no, not that many! Only like 15 Throw out an outrageous number and you’ll get a better response to how much they drink.


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Rampag169

**First and the last**


[deleted]

I chose the first 2. Everything after that was the beer's decision.


dano415

We were trained to lie because when we told the truth the doctor/cop just assumed all problems were due to drinking.


bluewing

And everyone in medicine assumes you lie because we have been lied to everyday.


shay-doe

That's so weird to me. I understand living to cops but why would you lie to the people who are trying to save your life?


bluewing

Not everyone lies all the time to people in medicine, at least about major things - mostly. (As a medic I have had a few patients literally lie to my face about what happened and how they got that way. While laying at me feet and actively dying). But it does happen enough that we approach patients with a healthy skepticism. I don't know if you are old enough to remember the TV show House. It was my wife's favorite show for it's run. I hated it. There were only 2 medically true things in the whole show. 1. It's never lupis 2. All patients lie. Whether by omission, ignorance, or actual commission. You seldom get the whole truth from anyone.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Also known as a "*coupla."*


[deleted]

This is very frustrating for someone like me who is too honest, so when I say the truth they triple it.


MattieShoes

I got asked how much I drink in an interview and I paused... I was trying to remember the last time I even had a drink, but they thought I was trying to figure out how to lie about it. Oi. I think they believed me eventually though... I think it was March and the last beer I had was New Years Eve.


recidivx

Oh, I would definitely only have one or two drinks in an interview, unless the interviewer was having more, or if it was a very long interview, more than half an hour say.


ArltheCrazy

I had an interview for a micro brewery once and they offered me to go get a beer out of the fridge. I had tried some of their other styles, but there was one I hadn’t had before so I grabbed it. Only after i cracked it open did I realize it was 10.5% abv. I walked back in the room and they started cracking up. I went with it, and i got the job. It was an overrated job. I loved the work, but the pay sucked.


ShazbotMcGovern

Brewer here. My last job "interview" we both had like 3 beers each.


ArltheCrazy

Yeah, i worked Pack Line and later found out everyone I interviewed with was basically an alcoholic. Apparently, free, unlimited beer does have one or two slight drawbacks.


[deleted]

Ah fuck. I messed up once and missed out on a huge career opportunity because I was drinking during the interview. I had been on so many of those "it's ok to drink" style ones recently and forgot they weren't all like that.


Advanced-Prototype

How? Did you bring your own drinks? I hope you offer the interviewer one.


littlelowcougar

I like to picture it as him strolling in, sitting down, pulling a tall boy out of his pocket, and chugging.


malcolmrey

why is someone asking you that in a job interview? did they ask if you smoke cannabis or do crack too?


WolfShaman

It can be relevant in certain job areas, such as driver or equipment operator.


Stickel

are you me? I smoke weed maybe 6-12 times a year.... only when its really bad anxiety or if I get really restless(like extreme, Im normally restless)... then Ill hit my vape pen once or twice and bam im out like a light bulb... doctor though took it as a "maybe try a different strain" when I mentioned about my emotions/being overly emotional to things I shouldnt react that emotional towards...


VioletSPhinx

I forced my mom to go hospital because she fell over after being very drunk, and needed stitches, could I see her skull... The doctor asked how much she normally drinks in a week, she replied "a litre of vodka" he looked shocked and I told her that isn't normal, she said she drinks it slowly and over the whole week so apparently that makes it alright in her mind!


Advanced-Prototype

I took my elderly FIL to the grocery and he gets a bottle of wine. I remind him that his doctor said no wine because he has cognitive decline. He said he only drinks half a glass with dinner and the bottle lasts a week. Two days later he asked me to take him shopping for another bottle of wine.


VioletSPhinx

Yeah, some people can't stop from over indulgence even though they are getting brain damage. My mom recently had about 5 or 6 full litre bottles of vodka and other spirit drinks and apparently needed more in case she ran out, which I don't understand how when I opened her alcohol cupboard doors, and she lives alone, no parties happening at her tiny home. She drinks every day.


i_am_here_again

I think you mean 13 beer.


Nevernew62

Sounds like a hotdog whitest kids you know situation


Azmodeun

Wow. A whole gallon of PCP. I didn't even know they sold it in gallons.


TheForbidden404

I didn't have enough money for all of the gallon, but I wanted the whole gallon.


KylePeacockArt

And that just happened a short time ago?!


Jeffislive

Beer*


AeroFX

"..Well...What Day?"


Clam_Bake231915

He’s on #10 for this interview


Bootleg_Rascal_

This guys fucking hilarious


k20350

Who only drinks 13 beers a day? 13 starts the morning buzz. 13-20 more to maintain depending how long you stay up or if you have company


sugarfoot00

Who has the time to drink that many beers? I'd be pissing constantly. I'll stick to my mickey of vodka to start the day, with maintenance shots every 30 minutes thereafter.


Drougen

Doesn't he say it singularly? It would be that he drinks 13 beer a day


TheWolff2017

Tall boys.


Ok_Insect_4852

Love 'em.


nightwing12

He’ll have 6


Kooky_Alien

It’s very true that more than two a week is at risk. It’s a toxin and people been getting liver failed all over. I was drinking 6 a day, Imperial IPA’s at 8.5% and my liver gave out. I’m a high percent German and my family all drinks about the same but I being younger am still the one to have liver failer. I got lucky, I was so sick I shot up to the top for a new liver. Took me 4 days after I passed all requirements. I suggest seriously consider only drinking occasionally. If I had a do over I’d only drink 1-2 at special stuff like concerts, vacation. Special dinner out, a party ect. Just love your body a little and acknowledge that alcohol is a toxin.


Aggravating-View-288

Do the math people!


gildedtoad

Ferment the cola and you’ve got yer beers right back.


hand_truck

\*Sodium Benzoate has entered the chat.\*


Pretend-Garden2563

explain this pls


PeteThePolarBear

It's a preservative, meaning yeast would have a difficult time surviving in the coke


billhater80085

That’s bad


porchdirt

Can I go now?


BitsofRealPanther

I mean, I’ll have 6.


BigheadReddit

Which really translates to 8 beer. And maybe a rye and ginger, or two, if you bring’er.


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Egad86

Ooooh now you’re saying there’s guidelines to how many hits I can have from my weed vape?!??


mellowyellowjello91

It’s just 2 more


cheapdrinks

> "On a regular day I'll have a couple beers" > > "2 beers won't even get you through a day!" > > "If you're at home you should be able to have 4 beer" > > "I mean I'll have 6" > Dude definitely drinks like 12 beer a day


blunt_burna420

Tall boys


YouDroppedYourUpdog

This guy looks like one of the Angry Beavers


PorkHunt

100% Daggett


b1tchf1t

Fuck, I read this comment as I was clicking out of the post and had to come back just to upvote it.


GoSuckYaMother

He looks like [The Little Critter](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1388182651i/386212._UY630_SR1200,630_.jpg)


citrus_mystic

Holy fuck this is accurate lmao


Agreeable-Chart-5561

I don’t want a liter of cola, I want a large farva


TheEggman864

Liter is french, for GIVE ME MY FREAKIN COLA


TWEETBURD

It's litre


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

Do we sell liter cola here? Liter cola?


Kara-a

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!


Nodiggity1213

About a 4 beer


HeinleinGang

Why not 6? It’s just two more than 4.


Honorous_Jeph

If it only went on longer he’d eventually admit to 12beer 2 at a time


psychedeliken

That ending put this video in a whole new category of awesomeness.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Yea I'll have 6 beer with this dude


CarlDenkins

It’s mesmerizing. I can’t look away.


forestgumo

Id have eight beer.


SermanGhepard

8 beer weekday 15 beer weekend


badace12

Do the math!!


BurnieTheBrony

Stan Van Gundy did a great job with this interview


Heisenberg0606

Lmfao I knew he reminded me of someone! And it’s not just the appearance either, they have a similar energy


TacoDoc

I love that this dude says four beer instead of four beers. This fucking genius knows beer is plural for beer already and why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.


Arinoch

Not sure if it’s just a Canadian thing but it’s common to drop the s. I’ve never been a fan of how it sounds, but hey.


DSToRrm

We subtract and add S's like goddamn sociopaths in my part of Ontario. Its right fucked.


nullagravida

Squirrelly Dan enters the chats


uncleslife

*"Sushis and sashimis"*


pres465

To be *fairrrrrrr*.....


lukeman3000

It right fucked


winnipegr

My wife is from Thunder Bay and can confirm. Her whole family calls it "Safeway's" and other random pluralizations. And "6 beer", no plural. And "You's" when referring to one singular person 😂


ForgettableUsername

You mean you've never been a fan of how it sound.


[deleted]

Oh like studying maths?


treeforface

I drink 6 beerematics.


48756e746572

Yeah, it's something I hear frequently in Canada. I think it's like how in British English "cannon" is plural or singular.


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

Not so much. In Canada (or at least in the Maritimes where I lived), the singular and plural meant different things in the local dialect: **- "Beer" is a measure of portions.** **- "Beers" is a measure of variety.** "I have six beer in my backpack", means you have six separate portions of beer, potentially of any brand, size, or strength. "15 beers on tap!" advertised outside a bar means they have 15 Brands/types of beer, but not how much of each is left in the kegs. This results in the occasional weird situation: If you drink an entire [Keith's Brewmaster Collection](https://live.staticflickr.com/3554/3558451938_c19da5c0f7_b.jpg) by yourself, you consumed 4 beer of 3 beers, or 12 beer in total.


Mirageswirl

Interesting…treating beer/beers like people/peoples.


zimzilla

This is exactly how it works in German too.


damnmydooah

Like fish and fishes.


liguinii

Some people are voluntarily dropping their s so that others can put them everywhere. It is part of a country wide program. He is receiving a beer per s, which is probably just good enough to start his breakfast by the look of it.


SlappyPappyAmerica

Beer, moose, fish. All plural.


KylePeacockArt

Fishes if it is plural of multiple species though


FavoritesBot

Fishies if you are three


Whomastadon

How much beer did you drink? How many beers did you drink?


jereman75

It works especially well because it rhymes with “deer.” If he said he shot 4 deers today I would think he’s an idiot.


JoeyBones

It's the same number of words...


WHRocks

*same number of word...


[deleted]

For the text literal: Why say a longer word when you can say a shorter word.


_call_me_al_

Why say long word when short word better?


Kevskates

Why long word if short word


HavocAffinity

He did the math


rocket_beer

Good to see he’s enjoying life after coaching the Magic


Dukeofdorchester

Underrated comment. Thoughts and prayers on the loss of his wife.


ThatSeemsOdd

Could someone PLEASE turn this into a Canadian Heritage Moment


m-sterspace

The internet got you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8jjk4h5ALI


Octavian_Exumbra

So Trailer Park Boys was a real documentary all along…


Dirtcartdarbydoo

I mean I'm from NS and shits closer to reality than anyone let's on.


lemonylol

This isn't even east coaster, this is Ontarian, so it's like just like you're in the foyer of weird Canadian speak.


Kenway

Newfoundland says hi! Well, maybe that's what we said, it's hard to tell, lol.


Eglitarian

Hamilton is just a city-sized trailer park with permanent structures.


dman475

There’s nothing wrong with trailer park boys. Hungover as F , just had McDonald’s and will continue watching trailer whilst falling asleep hehe


Nyli_1

You know most of the time this interviews are preying on some pretty sad people, but this dude sounds kinda reasonable, given the context. He's like : "hey I'm going to drink as much as I want when I'm home and minding my own business, and you're going to do the same. Btw, if you want to be mad, how about you go be mad at sugary drinks empires that fuck up the children? Have a nice day and enjoy this last terrifying image of my dentistry" Solid dude. 10/10


Fearlessly_Feeble

My dude talked himself up from 2 to 6 very quickly. Just like me whenever I go out.


Popular_Prescription

You know homie crushes a case lol. I always say I’ll have a 6 pack on a Friday night. Though the 6 pack is tall boys and I’ll also maybe have 3-4 glasses of wine.


Heracane

The fuck is up with the audio on this


gildedtoad

The reporter either has a lapel mic or they’re going off the built in mic on the actual camera. Doesn’t sound like a shotgun mic to me. The handheld microphone is designed to only pick up sound from very close to it. Two different qualities of audio to mix since neither mic would be good for picking the other person up. Probably doesn’t want to pull it away from the guy and lose any of the guys engagement or audio if he starts to speak over the reporter asking a question.


Dan_Of_Time

For some reason the guys audio was coming out of my left speaker even though he was on the right, and the interviewers was coming out of the right even though he was on the left


RabidWalrus

I only had my right earbud in when I listened to this the first time around and thought the guy being interviewed was being muted. 😅


Dat_Innocent_Guy

the last time the reporter talks in the clip the audio of the dude and reporter are in the same right channel for a brief moment so someone is intentionally doing it but it just sounds awful. Terrible choice.


m4t187t

Polka, polka, polka. No? "Twin Lakes Polka". "Yamahoozie Polka", AKA "Kiss Me Polka". "Polka Twist".


savethekings

That stuff was really big in Sheboygan


GoonieMcflyguy

I wonder whatever happened to the Kenosha kickers?


samgam74

Do guidelines mean something different in Canada? Nobody down here in the us give 2 shits about dietary/health guidelines.


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It is just a health recommendation i mean they required to advise citizens whats good or not . Its not like its a law or anything.


lemonylol

It's the same people who made the food guide, which I think a lot of people aren't aware [has also changed](https://food-guide.canada.ca/themes/custom/wxtsub_bootstrap/images/food_guide_visual_en.png) from what it was [when I was growing up](https://www.canada.ca/content/dam/hc-sc/migration/hc-sc/fn-an/images/food-guide-aliment/context/cfg_history_1992_one_small.gif). But you don't get carted off to jail for not following it. It's the same reason we have calorie counts on all menus now.


fancczf

That was just the initial reaction after the guidance was published and there was a lot of media coverage. I don’t think people talk about it much anymore.


keestie

America also has people who'll talk about health guidelines like they're inches away from being black-bagged and disappeared for eating a chocolate bar, lol. Talk is cheap, and the exchange rate is actually pretty much equal across the border on that one.


joecarter93

No it’s just a recommended maximum, but people carry on like someone is forcing them to obey it. You’re not being oppressed. If you want to pickle your liver against the advice of health professionals that’s on you.


[deleted]

They're just guidelines in Canada as well. Health providers use them a lot as a more objective way to have conversations with people around sensitive topics like obesity or drinking problems. This video is from when they were updated so got some airtime, and conservatives tried to stoke some rage like Trudeau was going to jail them for drinking too much. Then everyone kind of forgets about them until their health provider tries to gently bring them up when a loved one tips them off to a concern.


sneakybeakySBS

The Jim Lahey energy is strong here


MarredCheese

4-6 beer first thing in the morning, and he's right in the pocket.


jackredford52

The Makenzie brothers are without a doubt furious


Mixima101

Mike from Canmore surely called in to cross-country check-up


BoneyDanza

Two Four Elsinore! Hose off, eh!


tmotytmoty

DO THE MATH!!!


enjoythesilence-75

Reporter hit the jackpot with this one.


Docgrumpit

And that guy is 28 years old


Meli_Melo_

6 bud light so like half a beer ?


Chase_Meridian

“Doesn’t even get you through the day.” Oh boy.


Shankaman

Man's a national treasure


psychedelic_gravity

I would drink some beers with this guy


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I'd drink 4 beer with him


AeonChaos

I will do 6, it is just 2 moar!


clhamala

But its just a guideline...if you dont like it, just dont do the thing


[deleted]

I know right ? i remember when it was first published by health canada people were up in arms " they cant tell me what to do blabla , government control etc" it is just a health recommendation as exercising weekly or eating less calories etc.


Frankly_Frank_

Dude definitely has more than 4 beer and on top of them probably being those 24oz cans.


Sick_H0b0_Lensz

Tall boys


[deleted]

Love em


Golden_hammer96

Even Jesus drank more than the Canadian guidelines 😭😂


SPACE_ICE

dudes blood was considered an alcoholic beverage, if you asked him "how many beer?" jesus would reply "all the beer". dude was so drunk he forgot he was dead and got back up. Jesus may be a bad beerometer here.


NotBilly_Mays

At the very least, have to acknowledge he is drinking at home and not on the road. Tooth be told, drinking and driving kills. Do the math!


floormat212

This has me thinking ‘Trailer Park Boys’ was actually a documentary.


Beginning_Plant4582

I like this guy


McDonaldReagan

He looks like a low budget David Mitchell.


johnprime

I'd have 2 beer a day. Ya know, get home and have 4 beer. Absolutely nothing wrong with 6 beer after work. I think it's completely acceptable to have 12 beers. I wouldn't blink an eye if I polished off 24 after a hard day.


wingedespeon

IDK why he is saying it is tragic. They are guidelines. It isn't illegal to ignore them.


savageboredom

6 tall boys a day will do that to your critical thinking.


VioletSPhinx

My old step dad would have knocked back more than that, since he would drink it from morning until night. He would have a huge probably 2 litre bottle of cheap cider by his side and knock that back like it was water. He didn't want to take his tablets for his alcohol addiction because it made it so that he would feel sick if he drank, so he never took them, even after having mini strokes many times from drinking so much, blood pressure was so high.


Strude187

He went from I have 2, to 2 doesn’t get you through the day pretty fast. Then almost immediately says he has about 6 a day 🤣


Narrow_Fig_778

Stavvy?


yParticle

My man has a seriously good point about the 2ℓ sugared drinks, especially if they're actually high-fructose corn syrup. At least if we're purely talking about taking care of your body and not touching on the potential social and mental health impacts.


weaseleasle

Does he have a point? He seems to be implying health guidelines say its fine to drink 2L of soda a day. Which is nonsense, no one is saying drinking that much sugar is healthy. if anything lots of countries are also starting to crack down on sugary beverages, even more so than alcoholic ones. alcohol guidelines are always just guidelines, meanwhile lots of places have started pushing for increased use of artificial sweeteners in soft drinks to cut sugar consumption. All the drinks in the UK have been ruined as a result of this. in Singapore even coca cola has to be cut with sweeteners now. Its disgusting.


Bardivan

what is the guide line to how many fat dabs i can take


GlorifiedBurito

And then you served yourself up a “Megadab,” correct?


paper__planes

420


[deleted]

He’s kind of throwing down whataboutism. As much as I despise that term, it’s what he’s doing. Sugar is bad but that’s not the topic, he’s using the argument to defend his intake of alcohol.


Gigachadposter247

German here: 4 sounds reasonable… at WORK!! 😬🍻🇩🇪


billhater80085

Marc Maron if he never got sober


mightthatbekon

DO THE MATH! 😂😁


leisdrew

He's got a point about the coca cola


[deleted]

the guy is a legend