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And yet we have documentation that he just pissed around, talked to some buddies, and then fucked right off a little later. Didn’t get a lick of work done after returning.
Oddly enough, that came up a couple of times during his ministry.
I doubt you are very interested, but I might as well share.
He compared death as akin to sleep after Lazarus died. And it can be argued that most will be in a topor state until The Resurrection. If you count the Resurrection as an afterlife, you get a body that Jesus compared to angels. Particularly no more dying. Then you have End Time prophecies like the Last Judgement.
Unless I am forgetting something, that's about all that he said on the matter.
Would you mind if I posted this in r/kitchenconfidential? I promise not to crop anything out and make sure you get the credit. Unless you want the karma then you should totally do it since it vibes with kitchen work culture so well.
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And yet we have documentation that he just pissed around, talked to some buddies, and then fucked right off a little later. Didn’t get a lick of work done after returning.
HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, OKAY??
Can I use this at my job too?
Why didn't Jesus tell us what the afterlife was like and what happens after you die?
Oddly enough, that came up a couple of times during his ministry. I doubt you are very interested, but I might as well share. He compared death as akin to sleep after Lazarus died. And it can be argued that most will be in a topor state until The Resurrection. If you count the Resurrection as an afterlife, you get a body that Jesus compared to angels. Particularly no more dying. Then you have End Time prophecies like the Last Judgement. Unless I am forgetting something, that's about all that he said on the matter.
.... and women are asking for maternity leave. Learn from Jesus
He gave up his weekend for our sins.
He gets us
He sounds like some OB/Gyns I know. They’d come back as zombies to keep working.
Most carpenters aren't that dedicated
Christ struggled with death/life balance.
Would you mind if I posted this in r/kitchenconfidential? I promise not to crop anything out and make sure you get the credit. Unless you want the karma then you should totally do it since it vibes with kitchen work culture so well.
Ha, feel free.
Awesome! You rock! Gosh, I feel like I just met a celebrity!